Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff | March 28, 2008 - 16:00 ET

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“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”

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kids love magic tricks

what's that behind your ear there, iiiiiitttttt's a sniper.

lunaticcringeradio

Hillary Clinton picks out a

Hillary Clinton picks out a helmet as she prepares to avoid sniper fire in Tuzla.

one more time, footage found of hillary under sniper fire

http://boortz.com/mo...

lunaticcringeradio

As the bullets fly, Mrs.

As the bullets fly, Mrs. Clinton ducks for cover behind a 9 year old Bosnian girl.

Hillary reaches out for the

Hillary reaches out for the children, to use as a democrat human shield. 

 Boy, I say........ boy, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball. - Foghorn Leghorn 

Hillary

"Hillary Clinton seen here disarming the sniper with her bare hands"

"an endorsement of communism is an endorsement of slavery"

Come here!

Come here, my little pretty....cackle

And...

...your little dog too!

ditto the Oz quote

actual quote from Hillary referring to the young Bosnian girl:
"...so I greeted her, I took her stuff and then I left."

"took her stuff and then I left"???? How disrespectful. That does not sound presidential to me. 

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944

Actually, it takes a PILLAGE

Actually, it takes a pillage...

    Rover

Can she be beleived at any level?

Is this true? took her stuff and left?
Look what is happening in Texas!!!
I can't believe the Texas State Party has to send this out, but they did

"It has come to our attention that someone, perhaps in the name of the Texas Democratic Party, is spreading misinformation about upcoming County and Senate District Conventions. We have received reports from delegates who have received e-mails saying that conventions have been cancelled. We have also received unconfirmed reports that someone is placing robo-calls, claiming to be from the Texas Democratic Party, suggesting that county or district conventions have been cancelled.

"The Texas Democratic Party has not been informed that any county or district convention has been cancelled or postponed. If any delegates receive information to that effect, I urge them to plan to attend their convention as scheduled unless they receive information about a postponement or cancellation from their local Democratic County Chair or the official Texas Democratic Party website.
PS: A diary just below me on the actual convention process

"took her stuff and left"

"took her stuff and left" is Hillcode for "sucked her soul out, chucked the husk, and hop on the broom.  

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985

What a lovely....

...human shield you'd make!

Admiring onlookers watch as

Admiring onlookers watch as the sacrifice is brought to the Wicked Witch of the West to protect her highness from the sniper.

Forget you ever saw me,

Forget you ever saw me, little girl

Chai

“...Bury me on my face,” said Diogenes; and when he was asked why, he replied, “Because in a little while everything will be turned upside down.”

wouldn't it just be great if someone looked up that lil girl

it would be great to find that lil girl and ask her about all the running ducking flak jackets and sniper fire. i'd just love to hear that lil girl answer with what are you talking about.

lunaticcringeradio

Who's your daddy? No!

Who's your daddy? No! Don't tell me he's been here too!

"You look good enough to eat dearie!"

"By 'I remember sniper fire' I meant that little guttersnipe who ambushed me with her insipid poem. That's how I remember it."

Don't Worry Little Girl...

I left my husband at home - he can't hurt you.

"Well aren't you just the

"Well aren't you just the cutest little thing. I sure wish I had a daughter half as cute as you my dear."

Terrible!

Now that is just terrible! You should be ashamed! And as soon as I stop laughing, I am going to get really mad at you for saying that!

clintons spiritual mentor

IS THIS THE KIND OF PERSON YOU WANT LEADING YOUR NATION!! I DON'T,
HELL NO!

http://www.oliverwil...

within the video provided by the link it says; PRESUMABLY FROM DOUG
COE, HILLARY'S SPIRITUAL MENTOR

Hitler, Lenin, Mao taught the kids to put communism above your
father, mother, brother and sister. Had the kids killing their own
mother and father but it was not murder but was for building the new
nation, the new state, the new kingdom. They took the very ideas of
Jesus and perverted it and made the people disciples of Mao and they
had the little red book two hours a day. We need to teach our
Children the way Mao did but we need not teach what Mao said but what
Jesus said.

"...a unique presence in Washington: a genuinely loving spiritual
mentor and guide to anyone, regardless of party or faith, who wants
to deepen his or her relationship with God." -Hillary Clinton,
describing "Family" head Doug Coe

Hillary Clinton’s Spiritual Adivsor Doug Coe And His Curious
Admiration For Nazis And Communist Killings

Hillary Clinton on Doug Coe

“[Doug Coe is] a unique presence in Washington: a genuinely
loving spiritual mentor and guide to anyone, regardless of party or
faith, who wants to deepen his or her relationship with God.”

Don't forget honey, if

Don't forget honey, if you're asked, there was gunfire all around us.
Do it right and there's a Hyundai in it for your family!

Tonight on the Discovery

Tonight on the Discovery Channel...

Watch as the deadly black widow spider devours an 9 year old!

slant

That's a slant I wasn't expecting. lol

I know it sounds like sniper

I know it sounds like sniper fire, sweetie, but it's just me - I ate too many beans for dinner again.

Proof Hillary Wasn't Lying

I have video proof that Hillary was telling the truth about the combat situation she met in Bosnia. The MSM is lying to you!

http://youtube.com/w...

 

The other side of the airport, you fools

That's my double. The battle is actually raging on the other side of the airport, where sniper fire is occuring, and where we all have our heads down, and unfortunately the camera man has been hit so there's no video of the truth.

___________________________________ 

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber

B*tch Hillary: "I swear

B*tch Hillary: "I swear I'd rather be under sniper fire than to jack around with these dumbA$$ locals!... Now come here, you little sh*t and give me a kiss!"

 

Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?

To continue an older thread

"So, when you hear the sniper fire, just remember to run - serpentine, serpentine!"

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

here's 2

STAY DOWN!!!

Or...

Tomorrow we'll be visiting Mars to see the rovers.

Captionfest...

After the Sniper fire, Hillary frisked even the kids to help secure the area.

 

www.ScottOnCapeCod.com

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... That was until they got angry enough to finally say something about it!

1 more

Zip up your coat before we run for the armored car, don't want to catch a cold.

»→ Don't be scared, little girl

He's a presidential candidate, but it's a normal reaction for a typical white person.

♣ a seal

Sweetheart, remember, no

Sweetheart, remember, no matter how bad it is here, I could be your President.

**************

Support the Spread of Freedom and Capitalism around the World. Do it for the Children.

No..no no no...no

...no...no no no...no...no...nooooooooo

Joan Crawford has risen from the graaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!

Joan Crawford has risen from the graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!

LOL. I can picture Hillary

LOL. I can picture Hillary Clinton in some awful make-up pulling Chelsea Clinton out of bed in the middle of the night screaming, "No...Wire...HANGERS!!!!!!"

Sooo......

How much is it going to cost me for you standing here looking cute? What? It's free if I leave quickly? Hey, wait a minute....

chelsea should really be mad at mommy

since she got caught in this lie, all those homely pics of chelsea are popping back up before she had her cosmetic surgery.

lunaticcringeradio

Meanwhile, back in the Carpathians..

Countess Bathory greets her latest "blood donor"...

Walter Mittty

“I remember landing under sniper fire...I quickly grabbed an AK laying on the ground and, doing a body roll, I returnd fire, instantly killing the sniper. His comrades, clearly Obama supporters, really opened up on us. I grabbed a bunch of hand grenades, also lying on the ground, dashed up to my assailants and lobbed off 14 grenades killing them all. Then I met with all the heads of state and convinced them to adopt universal health care. Later I helped Algore invent the internet and I also cured cancer. I have a meeting with God later in the week to discuss how I can help Him. A woman's work is never done!".

Funneee planet. That's one

Funneee planet. That's one real mean tough mother******.

 

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

What the.....?

.....And not a hair out of place, imagine?

Hero

"First Lady Hillary Clinton single-handedly apprehends pony-tailed runway sniper"

Mother Hillresa

VOTE FOR ME... OR THE KID DIES.

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

"I'm going to make you an

"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse... Vote for me, or you'll be feeding the fishes like your Uncle Vinnie."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Hillary's

Hillary's recollection:"Ohmigod-she's been hit! Little girl, little girl-hang in there, we will get you help! Somebody get here help! Don't just stand there!" "Mrs. Clinton-There's nothing we can do...I'm afraid....she doesn't have any health insurance..." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I swear if I can just become president, this will never happen again!"

Love Child

During a recent fundraising trip to California, Mrs. Clinton reveals Selma, her youngest child, and claimed that Barack Obama is the father. According to Mrs. Clinton, Barack Obama allegedly conceived Selma after he and Mrs. Clinton met in Chicago in 2000. "This is Barack ‘s Love Child," says Mrs. Clinton, "when will he accept responsibility?"

What Hillary is really telling the girl.

"Now, remember, this is our little secret because in 12 years, I'm going to tell another one of my famous whoppers."

Landing under sniper fire...

Landing under heavy sniper fire from evil Bosnian warlords, hillary grabs little girl as human shield

Hillary whispers into the little girl's ear:

Honey, you have to duck down and look scared, or when I use this when I run for President, nobody's going to believe me when I tell them the story about the big, bad snipers in Bosnia!

"The First Lady uses eight

"The First Lady uses eight year old as shield durring sniper attack." 

____________________________________________________

"We can only reason from what is; we can reason on actualities, but not on possibilities." ~ Thomas Paine

Come closer little girl. 

Come closer little girl.  I vant to suck your blood!

RRAM Tough! 

You know what?  This one is

You know what?  This one is just so cute!  Chelsea, you're staying here.  It's been nice working with you, but your look is just not up to first family standards.  I'll be happy to write you a letter of recommendation.  But I'm taking this one home!

Hillary telling little

Hillary telling little girl...."and did you know besides me being the President of the USA...er...I mean First Lady...I am named after another very famous person"....

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

The poor little girl must repeat this song..

To the toon "singing in the rain"

I'm ah singing in sniper fire

Just dodgin the bullets

What a glorious feeling

Let the stormy bullets chase

<wake up>SAVVVE The Whales N' Earth; conserve N' recycle !

IranianUranium<sleep>Infrastructure/repair?/ROFLMAO

 

Hillary grabs a human shield

Coming under sniper fire at a Bosnian airfield, Hillary grabs a human shield to protect herself.

Pledge to not support RINOs ever again!

Fictional Photos...

These were created at a different Airport to make everything appear “normal”,
this operation is similar to the phony moon landing which took place at Warner Brothers Studios in Los Angeles.

The inspirational photo

that gave Madonna and Britney Spears the idea.

When I first met Hillary that day, I got tongue-tied. - - The little girl in the picture remembering

 

Are the cameras rolling? 

Are the cameras rolling?  They are?

Incoming!  I'll save you little girl!

When is that idiot director going to yell 'cut'?  If I keep this smile on my face much longer, it'll freeze this way. 

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

You must forget this moment...

...history depends on it! 

 Still from the upcoming

 Still from the upcoming movie "Full Metal Jackass" starring H. Clinton.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Oh, a snack. How

Oh, a snack. How thoughtful.

Remember this, you little girl...

If you rat out Bill for coming onto you, I will get the IRS to audit you too!

Is there no one in the MSM who will

Call her a liar?

Un real.