Al Gore and Thierry Lombard, Senior Partner LODH, at press conference in Switzerland on March 11, 2008 to announce that LODH and Generation Investment Management have decided to join forces to promote sustainable investment. Photo Reuters/Denis Balibouse (Switzerland)
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Madame Tussaud's threatens
March 23, 2008 - 10:08 ET by Mark FinkelsteinExhibit 'A' in Madame Tussaud's lawsuit against Al Gore for infringement of fake waxy-look patent.
Whoa...
March 23, 2008 - 15:17 ET by Army BratExactly what I thought...then I thougfh of Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein...but someone beat me to that one to.
Whatsup with that? I guess it's just his personality shining through.
Happy Trails...
The featured headline at the
March 23, 2008 - 15:47 ET by motherbeltThe featured headline at the top of the page, right above the picture, is an unintended (I think) caption in itself...... ;-)
damn, right off the top...
March 23, 2008 - 21:13 ET by Jnoble..someone already used the joke I was going to make about Algore looking like a wax figure in that pic! :-)
"Fire! No good! Grrrrrr!"
March 23, 2008 - 10:14 ET by Newsbusterbrown"Fire! No good! Grrrrrr!"
Damn. Beat me to
March 23, 2008 - 16:07 ET by richflanjDamn. Beat me to it.
Enjoy this one, anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvNf9XVOd40&feature=related
Global warming causes
March 23, 2008 - 10:14 ET by FriscoGlobal warming causes extreme swelling.
Klaatu and I, Gorb Gort
March 23, 2008 - 10:17 ET by kgKlaatu and I, Gorb, I mean Gort have come to earth to speak for the trees.
"Forget change, I want improvement!"
LOL. I'm not up on my
March 23, 2008 - 10:20 ET by Mark FinkelsteinLOL. I'm not up on my sci-fi so don't know the precise reference, but that's funny!
This should help
March 23, 2008 - 10:32 ET by FastEdFrom the movie, "The Day the Earth Stood Still"
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
fast ed
March 23, 2008 - 11:27 ET by botgit's also from the thread linked just above the picture
"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"----Syrius
If Gort the robot is
March 23, 2008 - 11:37 ET by stratmanIf Gort the robot is AlGort, er, AlGore, then this quote from the movie makes sense today:
Klaatu: I'm worried about Gort. I'm afraid of what he might do if anything should happen to me.
Helen: Gort? But he's a robot. Without you, what could he do?
Klaatu: There's no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the Earth.
RRAM Tough!
If AlGore is not Gort then
March 23, 2008 - 12:00 ET by stratmanIf AlGore is not Gort then this quote makes sense in reference to the ManBearPig:
Mr. Harley: Your impatience is quite understandable.
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
RRAM Tough!
In the short story from which the movie was made...
March 23, 2008 - 15:14 ET by Army BratKlaatu was the "robots" pet.
Just someone to keep him company on long trips.
Happy Trails...
FastEd, If you look really close one can see gaia little helper.
March 23, 2008 - 21:38 ET by upcountrywateralgor
<wake up>SAVVVE The Whales N' Earth; conserve N' recycle !
IranianUranium<sleep>Infrastructure/repair?/ROFLMAO
Great minds think alike
March 23, 2008 - 17:42 ET by QueenMumDarn, kg - you beat me to it.
"Klaatu barada nikto."
It's the first thing that popped into mind when I saw the photo.
I am the exotic Queen Mum, and I approved this message.
Serendipity
March 23, 2008 - 10:33 ET by BlondeI just logged in here, to have the banner blog on top of Al & His Pal:
Klaatu, Gort return to stop global warming
Too perfect.
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
Doesn't this description of
March 23, 2008 - 17:50 ET by QueenMumDoesn't this description of the movie fit perfectly?
"Klaatu, an extra-terrestrial ambassador on a peace mission, and his robot, Gort, land in Washington D.C. in their flying saucer. Klaatu dismisses the Cold War consuming Earth as a "petty squabble" but fears its capacity for triggering mass destruction. Politicians, soldiers and the media are the enemy, squared off against the sane influences of women, children and an Einstein-ish scientist. The evocative Theremin score is by the maestro who wrote music for films from Citizen Kane to Vertigo and Psycho to Taxi Driver, thrillingly underscoring the mission of an inerstellar Messiah. "Gort! Klaatu barada nicto!" - Source: MovieDiva
I am the exotic Queen Mum, and I approved this message.
Gore Wars
March 23, 2008 - 10:42 ET by ClarinetAndrewEpisode II: Send in the Clones
Who am I?
March 23, 2008 - 10:43 ET by Prester John"I am Ironman..."
Caption
March 23, 2008 - 10:47 ET by jay_1975"Fat man in a little coat."
Tommy
March 23, 2008 - 12:01 ET by ThisnThatTommy Boy
___________________________________
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
Al "I ate a rainforest" Gore
March 23, 2008 - 10:48 ET by political mavenThis guy has more chins than a chinese phonebook!
Gore
March 23, 2008 - 10:59 ET by iveseenitallI Robot! ( mentally as well as physically)
NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"
al gores name plate was incorrect at this conference
March 23, 2008 - 10:59 ET by lunaticcringeradioit should have read "manbearpig"
lunaticcringeradio
I'm totally cereal!
March 23, 2008 - 15:32 ET by fitzfongI'm totally cereal!
Meanbearpig!!!
March 23, 2008 - 16:09 ET by Roger the ShrubberMeanbearpig!!!
"Art" Imitating Life
March 23, 2008 - 16:58 ET by stratmanI'm super cereal! Nobody will listen to me but I'm cereal! (Gore starts to weep)
RRAM Tough!
Exthelthior!
March 23, 2008 - 18:14 ET by fitzfongExthelthior!
forgot that one
March 23, 2008 - 23:27 ET by lunaticcringeradioexcthelthsior should be threaded into any manbearpig article at this point. i'm really a fan of the inside clique jokes.
see i can appreciate humor that's not vulgar.
lunaticcringeradio
"It is my understanding . .
March 23, 2008 - 11:01 ET by FastEdthat the Michelin Man is going to retire - I am, therefor, submitting my resume."
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Algore Jumbo Inflatable Doll
March 23, 2008 - 11:08 ET by acumenNew Algore Jumbo Inflatable Doll now on sale!
Algore is made out of a fragile green material and is not anatomically correct. His blood type is Ragu, his belt size is the equator and he has to iron his pants in the driveway! A great gag gift for that person who loves them at large and in charge!
The Day AlGore Stood Still
March 23, 2008 - 11:10 ET by ArchConservative"Klaatu barada nikto!"
What A Meal
March 23, 2008 - 11:11 ET by JoelCTAl Gore and Thierry Lombard, Senior Partner LODH, at press conference in Switzerland on March 11, 2008 to announce that Switzerland must cease all activities that produce greenhouse gases so that Al Gore can continue living in his mansion without feeling guilty.
** or (look at picture again, then read) **
AlGore: "I am finally full."
Thierry: "I cannot believe he ate all that!"
re: the photo
March 23, 2008 - 11:15 ET by misterbillI am so swollen with gas that I cannot sit down. I left a carbon ***print the last time I did.
PS My proctologist says I still have hanging chads!!!!!
Uh, Thierry, could you get
March 23, 2008 - 11:18 ET by motherbeltUh, Thierry, could you get this stick out of my butt so I can sit down?
"Thierry Lombard, seen here
March 23, 2008 - 11:24 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggor"Thierry Lombard, seen here at left, reaches for the helium shut-off valve to end his poignant demonstration. Gore was more than 'full of it' and was spotted later in the day floating over the Monopol Hotel in downtown Lucerne. Gunter Gotlieb, Monopol's public relations director stated "I think this is great... we've been trying to communicate for a couple of years now that the Monopol has gone Green... You just can't buy this sort of publicity."
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
OMG
March 23, 2008 - 11:24 ET by DelsaQuick! Does anyone have a PIN?
Or NAIL?
Remember to stand WAY back
Direct from LaLa land:
March 23, 2008 - 11:44 ET by ChaitealoverIntroducing the star of the remake of Robocop: Al Bore, previously featured in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Chai
“...Bury me on my face,” said Diogenes; and when he was asked why, he replied, “Because in a little while everything will be turned upside down.”
"Folks, after enjoying the
March 23, 2008 - 12:00 ET by Lancasters Saved Us"Folks, after enjoying the Y2K catastrophe exhibit, we now are approaching the great eco swindle from the early 21'st century display. Note the very thick wallet in the back of the trousers...questions?"
I'm likin' it Lanc.... now
March 23, 2008 - 12:11 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorI'm likin' it Lanc.... now imagine your "quote" spoken in the voice of Don Knotts as Deputy Barney Fife!
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
Al Gore Rythm
March 23, 2008 - 12:06 ET by ThisnThatSnapshot of Al's stylish dancing, moving to the beat of his new hit single "Al-Gore Rythms".
___________________________________
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
Scientists are puzzled as to
March 23, 2008 - 12:36 ET by DaBirdScientists are puzzled as to why there was a large temperature spike in Switzerland on or around March 11, 2008. Only to have the temperature lower shortly after the conference had ended.
Putting on the Ritz
March 23, 2008 - 13:01 ET by celator"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz"
Best scene in Young Frankenstein ;+} All Gore needs is a top hat and cane, no?
from Putting On The Ritz by Irving Berlin....
No I will not have a seat,
March 23, 2008 - 13:14 ET by NazarethNo I will not have a seat, I forgot my Tucks Medicated Wipes
O.K Folks, that sums up the
March 23, 2008 - 13:20 ET by NazarethO.K Folks, that sums up the meeting. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my audition. I'm trying out for the lead role in "Walk Tall and Carry a Big Load"
(No) BRAAAAIIIIIIINS
March 23, 2008 - 13:55 ET by Dukkha ManMUST suppress legitimate scientific inquiry - MUST surpress legitimate scientific inquiry ...
“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other
views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are
other views.” - William F. Buckley
SUPER SIZE ME!
March 23, 2008 - 13:58 ET by CrashAl can control the weather, but, obesity completely baffles him.
Theirry reflected, "He makes a better Gore than he does a window."
The Great White Dope
March 23, 2008 - 14:12 ET by Dukkha ManZoologist delivering lecture: "Now class - if you watch closely when I pause the video, you'll see how, just before he strikes at the cheeseburger dangled above him, his eyes roll back in his head."
*
“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other
views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are
other views.” - William F. Buckley
Al Gore...
March 23, 2008 - 14:22 ET by CapeCodScottQuick, Someone thaw out AlGore, they left him outside again.
Gorebot Climate Cursaider, Mark II
March 23, 2008 - 14:38 ET by CobraManAt press conference in Switzerland on March 11, Thierry Lombard unveils his latest environmental creation: The Gorebot Climate Crusader Mark II. Powered by ethanol, this new Crusader model will have greater range and a smaller carbon footprint than the existing Gorebot Mark I. The earlier Mark I is an egocentric model which has been shown to rely heavily upon CO2 emitting aviation fuel during demonstrations and presentations of the long term effects of Anthropological Global Warming.
Add to original caption:
March 23, 2008 - 15:41 ET by JPR1An anonymous source close to the agreement revealed an unusual stipulation: the new partners have made a referral to a small private clinic outside Geneva where the former Vice President must at least consider having the broomstick removed from his lower GI tract. Gores publicist declined comment.
I AM IRON MAN!
March 23, 2008 - 15:58 ET by Dee Bunksays Mr Gore as he suddenly rises in a meeting for no apparent reason
an embarrassed colleague wonders
can - he - walk at all? or if he moves will - he - fall?
Mr. Pencil Neck....
March 23, 2008 - 16:02 ET by Guy Arthur ThomasMr. Pencil Neck, meet Mr. No Neck.
Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal.
We are the Borg. Resistance
March 23, 2008 - 16:04 ET by HermanoWe are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Broomstick
March 23, 2008 - 16:05 ET by okiehawk44Gosh, it always takes me a day or two to get used to the new broomstick up my @#$ -- Tipper, does it make me look fatter?
He's Not In There
March 23, 2008 - 16:23 ET by CellaYou'll never convince me that inside fat Al is a thin man "wildly signalling to be let out", no matter what George Orwell says.
Al Gorge: "Hey you !
March 23, 2008 - 17:43 ET by BlazerAl Gorge:
"Hey you ! Yea, you in the back with the glazed doughnut ! I'm tryin' to give a g-damned speach here and you keep breaking my concentration. Gently pass that Krispy Kreme up here to ol' Al and nobody has to get hurt. Dont' make me come back there pal. "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Doing his part to fight
March 23, 2008 - 17:47 ET by JerryDoing his part to fight man-made-global-warming, Al Gore has discontinued all release of personal flatulence for a 6 month period. Other than blowing up like a Macy's float, Al says there are no other detrimental side effects. "Of course, you will want to avoid all sharp objects!" says the former Vice President.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Jerry: LMAO I hereby
March 23, 2008 - 18:03 ET by QueenMumJerry: LMAO I hereby declare you the winner.
I am the exotic Queen Mum, and I approved this message.
Picture next to the
March 23, 2008 - 17:52 ET by QueenMumPicture next to the Merriam-Webster entry for the word "ginormus".
I am the exotic Queen Mum, and I approved this message.
" In his latest speach Al
March 23, 2008 - 17:55 ET by Blazer" In his latest speach Al Gore promises to keep exponentially increasing his size and light a massive fart which will launch himself into space, so when the Earth burns up we can all go live on him. He will then be called planet Girth."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
wax?
March 23, 2008 - 18:09 ET by RousseI swear to you---I thought it was a wax figure of Gore.
Gore thinking to himself:
March 23, 2008 - 18:32 ET by Parker1227By golly, William Shatner was right! This belly truss makes me feel lighter than a butterfly. IHOP here I come!
Does this tie make me look fat ?
March 23, 2008 - 18:56 ET by socal4patrickI bought this girdle and the "chest flattener" but I still look fat. I need a new tailor.
"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant
"Gore ... at a 'PRESS' Conference..."
March 23, 2008 - 19:09 ET by CrashPerhaps he should ask for less starch?
I am the eggman
March 23, 2008 - 19:11 ET by YahooWatcherThey are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Is It Real?
March 23, 2008 - 21:15 ET by byrneyIt's the Al Gore inflatable doll. Get yours today!
Up up and away
March 23, 2008 - 22:02 ET by nkviking75What's next for Ron Paul's blimp.
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
Just add hot air.
March 23, 2008 - 22:38 ET by CrashA new Macy's Turkey Day balloon has been revealed.
Al: "Does this suit make me
March 23, 2008 - 22:58 ET by charlietexasAl: "Does this suit make me look fat??"
no Al
March 23, 2008 - 23:05 ET by botgyou make you look fat,
the suit makes you look plastic
Sweet 16 sign-ups here
Lurch!
March 23, 2008 - 23:17 ET by planetrepublicanThey're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all
together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Their house is a museum
Where
people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.
(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)
So get a witches shawl on
A
broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams
Family.
tragically former vp al gore aquired late onset downs syndrome
March 23, 2008 - 23:32 ET by lunaticcringeradioreports are this affliction is a result of george bush and a vast right wing conspiracy.
oh i just love a conspiracy. did everyone get the latest message from rush limbaugh and decode their vast right wing conspiracy orders for the easter weekend. everyone is reminded to call carl rove to check in.
lunaticcringeradio
Dad?
March 23, 2008 - 23:37 ET by Andantehttp://www.frankenstein1931.com/graphics/frankensteinFull.gif
"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."... Karl Marx? Nope, it was Hillary Clinton.
I can't top the
March 23, 2008 - 23:48 ET by JerI can't top the hilarious captions already posted, but I will point out this photo alone proves conclusively that Reuters has no liberal bias.
Jer
liberal bias
March 23, 2008 - 23:54 ET by candanceAl Gore (R) looks on stupidly at an AGW event.
Touche,
March 24, 2008 - 00:48 ET by JerTouche, candance...[although I believe the Spitzer (R) photo labeling was shown not to have been improper--just a "Left"/"Right" designation.]
Jer
Al Gore
March 23, 2008 - 23:53 ET by candanceThis photo was taken moments before Al Gore shot lasers out of his eyes and destroyed the Fox News camera at the back of the room.
Caption
March 23, 2008 - 23:56 ET by reasonsjesterAnimatronic Al pauses briefly to take a little robot poop. CO2 free!
and here I thought he was
March 24, 2008 - 00:24 ET by Humblepieand here I thought he was trying out for the new Pepto-Bismol commercial.
the trunkular trees?
March 24, 2008 - 06:58 ET by theduck6Oh please say who'll speak for the trees.
And the mothers and children..I'm on my knees.
If we're burning up why am I about to freeze?
Oh Al tell me the answer to that, if you please.