"Mr. President, You're not the first black president at all.  You're a Honky!"

"Oh yeah! Well how about taking a look at my new girl over there!  Does that help?" 

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."  - Sir Winston Churchill

And get me a cigar. This one smells skanky.

You can pick up an apron and smock in the kitchen, which is over there.

I thought you said "America's CHICKS were coming home to roost.....not chickens."

President Clinton (R) accepts campaign donations during a gathering of Democratic religious advisors.

Pres. Clinton: At Camp David we have a bunch of trails and I like to take the mountain bikes out and hit the trails with some of the staff & interns, and man, let me tell you I work up a sweat and am covered with dust. I'm just plain filthy.

Rev. Wright: So you were Riding Dirty, I'll have to remember that...

"Say Rev ... is that my g**damned wife over there talkin' to the white devil who invented AID's?" 

Clinton:(imagine that you are hearing the following in Bill Clinton's voice)"Reverend Wright, I appreciate you coming to our White House prayer breakfast, I really do. But your whole prayer was 'G-damn the pancakes and pass me the syrup'?"

Reverend Wright,2008 "He did the same thing to us that he did to Monica Lewinsky."

Bill Clinton, above photo,1998:"Reverend Wright, right this way, have you seen the underside of the desk in my oval office yet?"

"Jeremiah, someday you're going to need to dance around the truth, and I'm just the guy to give you dancing lessons."

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Is that you ?

Clinton:

"See those chickens over there with no place to roost? Yeah, ever since I slashed CIA recruitment and training, and built up a wall between the CIA and the FBI they just keep showing up for no apparent reason. Oh well ... it's probably nothing."

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Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views. - William F Buckley

"So pal, what do you think you'll be doing ten years from now?"

Clinton: "Excuse me boy, that table over there needs bussing."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Reverend: "The African-American community got you into the White House, what you gonna do for us now?"

Clinton: "Well, I can give you social aid programs, financial aid programs, earned income tax credit aid programs, hell, you name an aid program, I can invent it."

Reverend: "So let me get this straight... you're inventing aids and giving it to the black community."

Clinton: "That's right bro.. I can give you socialized medicine too, so blacks can get their drugs for free!"

Reverend: "So you're giving drugs to the black man too?"

Clinton: "Ain't it great. We can milk all them rich whiteys and give just about anything you want. By the way, have you met my good friend, Robert Byrd over there.. dang it, Bobby, take that sheet off! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, that's not what the "White House" means!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

For being the first black president, you sure don't look like it up close.

Hey Rev, I'd love to stick around and chat about how America is the devil and everything, but I gotta go say hi to that busty intern over there.

I guess it reflects the media's obsession with race/sex/anything over economics.
JMR

A corruption-story the TV media will-not cover.

We dun gotchu lected dare, boy, now wayah dem what wimmins be et?

"Trust me Rev. videotape your sermons you won't regret it...afterall what could you say that would cause any problems?"

"I want my Mommy!!!!"

Hillary Clinton'08