Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff | March 14, 2008 - 16:00 ET

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Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and Eliot Spitzer (D-NY) at a press conference last year.

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On my list for VP

You're #9!

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Whoa, Hill, your hands are

Whoa, Hill, your hands are cold. By the way, I'm not at all interested in a freebie, I like to pay for good lookin' women!


 

Hillary: "Where's the

Hillary: "Where's the Beef?" LMAO!!

caption

High class call girl, $5,000,

Secret liason $4,000,

This massage by Hill', priceless.

"I was telling Hillary the

"I was telling Hillary the other day, 'Like I'd ever get caught going to a prostitute!' Haha! And, heh, then we all, all had a good laugh..."

Clinton:  I know Bill

Clinton:  I know Bill Clinton and you're no Bill Clinton, Eliot.  Close but no cigar. 

Spitzer:  I did not have sex with that woman Hillary Clinton.

RRAM Tough! 

good one.. no cigar!

good one.. no cigar! classic!!!!!! 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

Romney / Jendil  2012 (if,we survive)

How do you slow down a prostitute?

Put a governor on her.

YehawwWatcher Now that was NASCAR good

That was good.....Kudos...

"Believe me, Hillary is no

"Believe me, Hillary is no more corrupt than I am!"

Great one!!!

Sad, but true....

shillery sez:

It makes me feel at home, to be with guy that screws around <smile>

Iranian uranium; Iranian ICBM's; Iranian satellites..CHANGE is comming BELIEVE in that!

 

"Yes, both of us are in

"Yes, both of us are in total agreement about issuing illegal aliens driving licenses here in the Great State of NY....just ask Maria S. standing behind me...she is fully employed now in a great company called the Emperor's Club"

Oh, her? I paid her just

Oh, her? I paid her just $2.00.

Glory! Hallelu Yah!

Man on Right [overflowing with the Holy Spirit]: I renounce my sinful lifestyle and repent!

Woman on Left [overflowing with the Holy Spirit]: Me, too!

Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Part Two.....

Woman on Left: Oh. Look, it's those Russian Mafia Hit Men that have been asking around about you.

Man on Right [agitated, anxious, amorphous]: Uh. Er. Uhmm.....Heh—Oh, hm....horrorshow.....Yeah. Heh—?

Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Not Enough

Spitz: There's not enough money or beer in the world that I'd do her.

Comparing notes

Client #9 and Client #10 compare notes on their Washington escapades at a 2007 press conference.

Hillary is sending her

Hillary is sending her office wall copy of this picture to the Kremlin, where experts are waiting who know what to do with photos of leaders who have fallen out of favor...

client #8 and client #9

client #8 and client #9

client #1 was out campaigning for his wife at the time this picture was taken.

lunaticcringeradio

This is my VP pick---what

This is my VP pick---what you think?

Birds Of A Feather -

or - Fair Withered Friends.

Hey...It Was Real Money, Too!

"I offered her $0.43 for an hour, but she said she's only into galpals."

 

The company we keep.

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (R) laughs it up with Senator Hillary Clinton after noting that Clinton doesn't have a racist minister as an advisor.

Elliot "The Spritzer"

Elliot "The Spritzer" Spitzer: I'm not wearing any pants.

Hillary: Ha! Why you know I'm the one that wears the pants around here!

  "Take my paaaaaannntttts!" - Meathead, to Gloria 

Hillary Clinton (D-NY, left)

Hillary Clinton (D-NY, left) pimping out Elliot Spitzer (R-NY, right) for the benefit of her campaign.

Hillary Clinton unveils her new ethics adviser.

 

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

Blind leading the dumb

Hellary: Stupid is as stupid does.

Helliot: It depends on your definition of "is".

0.

Sure, they got dude's,

 

"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest". Mark Twain

Hey, I think I'm gonna 

Hey, I think I'm gonna  keep this woman here. She looks a heck of a lot happier than my wife did!!

What the young lady behind Hillary is thinking.

"You still owe me 500 bucks spitz boy!"

Isn't that about the stupidest thing you've ever seen?

No, I was talking about that stupid necklace.

Quick, now while Ears heussain is back in church...

We will announce...

THE DREAM TICKET!

er..umm..those um, ears, spitz, 'thought you had that little prob fixed, ?..

Well, can I help it if my ahem...

Lovers like to put jumper cables on them,

And ride cowboy?

Hey... whaddya

"Hey... whaddya wearing under that pantsuit?"

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

Hillary: "5,000

Hillary: "5,000 dollars!!! She charged me 7,000!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Hillary: "Hey Spitz, why


Hillary
: "Hey Spitz, why did the farmer go to Home Depot and come home with a shovel?".... "Because the hoe was too damn expensive!"
Democrat Eliot Spitzer: "Not funny..."

Hillary: "Here's another... how do you know it's Christmas time at the Spitzers?"..... "Because you can hear the 'Ho Ho Ho' as the fat man delivers his package!"
Democrat Eliot Spitzer: "Who you calling fat, skank.."

Hillary: "I'm killing me here... How did Spitz get his nick-name of the Lone Ranger?".... "Because he pays the High Ho Silver!"
Democrat Eliot Spitzer: "I think I'll go Vince Foster myself..."


Hillary:
"Hey! Get serious... Quit whores'ing around!"... "Man, I'm slaying em here... Maybe I should break out my Ghandi at the 7-11 joke..."
Advisor on phone: "Code Red! Code Red! Get a team of secret service agents down here at once... we got another bimbo eruption to put down."

 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Ha ha ha

Clinton: "Do as we say"       Spitzer: "Not as we do"

Clinton & Spitzer, together:  "ha ha ha! WE are soooooooo crooked!!" 

 

 

Party cancelled

Hillary Clinton D - Senator NY shares podium with NY Gov Eliot Spitzer - Party affiliation  ..... developing.

Stand by your man

Hillary stands by her man? John something or other.

m1xram

Testicle lock box eh?

The Spitzer: Testicle lock box eh?

Hillary: yep!

Echo

Hillary thinking:  Gawd, I'll stand next to anyone to get ahead.

Spitzer thinking:  Gawd, I'll stand next to anyone to get (some) ahead.

 

Irritate a liberal. 

Get a:

"Rev.Wright for Vice President!"

...bumper sticker.

By Hook Or By Crook.

Hillary gives "blind leading the blind" a whole new meaning.

She's only laughing

'cause she gettin it off Huma for free!

 

Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.

Standing by his side

Eliot's need for a woman to stand by his side is captured here in this file photo taken last month of him announcing his forthcoming trip to Washington DC to buy a whore for a few grand.

The Good Old Days

Wishing for something simple like Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens to be the topic of the day!