Weekend Captionfest II

By NB Staff | March 8, 2008 - 17:00 ET

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Hillary Clinton talks with a patron at Herrera's restaurant in Dallas, TX on the day of the Texas presidential primary election, March 4, 2008. Photo Reuters/Mike Stone

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Hillary Clinton is The New

Hillary Clinton is The New Phantom of the Opera!

This is the face I use...

when voters don't gravitate to me in large groups, and I use naughty words.

Nancy Pelosi's got nothing

Nancy Pelosi's got nothing on me...

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Captionfest II

Hillary is informed that someone will be leaking her 2006 tax return to Foxnews, and Talk Radio.

Free, LOL. Perfect. That

Free,

LOL. Perfect. That reminds me of a quote by P.G. Wodehouse I read in National Review years ago. He described someone's facial expression as looking like "... a congressman at a cocktail party handed a note reading: 'All is discovered. Fly at once'".

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Ah, P.G. Wodehouse ...

Hill telling patron..."Vote

Hill telling patron..."Vote Early, Vote Often...Papers or no papers!"

doesn't she look as if

doesn't she look as if she's ready to gnaw a tree ??  

never look a gift skunk in the tail ..

Clinton II - giving a whole

Clinton II - giving a whole new meaning to the term "Bimbo Eruption"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Yes, yes, you really CAN

Yes, yes, you really CAN order the Grand Slam Breakfast!  It''s on me!

"Did you know I was in the

"Did you know I was in the Thriller video?"

mirror, mirror

Does this expression reduce the wrinkles around my eyes?

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944

Hillary

Hillary Clinton appears shocked as an aging Crocodile Dundee checks to see if she's really a woman.

You mean a "sheila" When

You mean a "sheila"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

"I think someone slipped

"I think someone slipped some crack in my coffee."

"Did you know that I single

"Did you know that I single handedly brokerd peace in Northern Ireland, and I.....what , Lord Trimble is here....gota go. 

Speech therapist coaches Hillary on how to speak Texan

Like Y'all and puder there and partner followed by Git, anudder so she can say phrases like "Y'all git anudder a dem votes." and " Vote fer me, my name dare is Hillary."

What are you doing with

What are you doing with those billing records?

Uh...nothing!

I just knew that two

I just knew that two weekends in a row without seeing her face for the 'caption fest' was too good to be true. And I just got done eating. 

"Abstain from McCain"

"Is there obamach ... I

"Is there obamach ... I mean spinach between my teeth?"

 

When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks

i'll devour your soul

need i repeat that line

i'll devour your soul

lunaticcringeradio

Shrillary

"Monster, who's a %^&$#*& monster??????"

Bill likes it when I drag my

Bill likes it when I drag my teeth.......

Caption

What have you done to my face Doctor?  I look like Robin Gibb.

Stayin alive.

♣ a seal

It's true the obama man WON in Wyoming.

 

Iranian uranium; Iranian ICBM's; Iranian satellites..CHANGE is comming BELIEVE in that!

 

Practice makes perfect

"Don't worry about those 3am phone calls. I'll be ready on Day One!"

The old guy's jaw drops...

As Hillary's eyes roll down the front of her pantsuit..

"I Vant to Suck Your Blooooood"

John Q. Taxpayer gasps in horror as Countess Shillary hisses "I Vant to Suck Your Blooooood!!" (fade to gutteral Lon Chaney laughs as Shillary throws her cloak around John Q.)

Madame Tussade's

A visitor to the wax museum's great moments in history wing pauses at the display of Hillary's historic first meeting with Monica Lewinsky in the oval office.

Is this the face that would

sink a thousand ships? Raise the dead to vote? Turn taxes to debt? Stop an Obama?

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

"...and this is my imitation

"...and this is my imitation of a '59 Edsel...so, do you think I can get a job as a car impersonator after this doomed campaign?"

Who's Dad??

You're Juanita Broderick's Dad? This can't be her necklace! Bill told me the J.B. inscription stood for 'Just Because'!

Does your daughter have

Does your daughter have tapes or a dress???

This is my idea...

of what a ravenous male gopher looks like!

You think?

"Do you think I'm morphing into the Democrat Jackass?"

Egads!

Are you wearing a clove of garlic?!

OMG

You saw Bill doing WHAT with WHO?

Hey, Pops! Check it out!

I can Belch “The Star-Spangled Banner”!
Listen!
Erp, erp, erp, erp, erp, er-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rp.....

Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Well....

Listening to her belch it would be far preferable to listenening to her sing it.

And I swear, when I heard this last year, she had the words wrong (first part of video). 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

What??? I know you

What??? I know you didn't!!! Say it again.....Come on say it again, I'll cut'cha ass!!!!!!!!

"The Parachute Candidacy"

Hillary trying to explain away the "parachute candidacy" of Barack Obama, the outside candidate who descended into the political scene from out of nowhere.

Hillary to restaurant patron:

"I don't care if I did park my broom in your favorite parking space, you old geezer! I am Hillary Clinton, dammit, and I'll park my broom wherever I like!"

Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!

Please Dick..Don't Shoot..I swear I don't want your job!

Cheney: "Hillary -- GFY!"

"You are feeling sleeepy...

...your eyelids are getting heeeaaavy.  You are now in my complete control.  Now repeat after me:  The Clintons are gooood for America.  All of those dozens of moral and ethical lapses over years were gooood for America."

YOU!

YOU grabbed my ass YOU dirty old bastard! You'll never see another Social Security check! (call me)

"... and after the

"... and after the Convention I'm starring in George Romero's Dawn of the Dead 4..."

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

Botox

Those botox injections didn't work that well for me, you know.

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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber

How many of those

How many of those caffeine-enhancement, stay-up-all-night, energizer patches are you supposed to use at once -- 22?

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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber

 Hillary singer her

 Hillary singing her rendition of "I Believe In You" from the broadway musical "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying" to a potential "succeeder".

If Looks Could Kill We'd All Be Dead.

As the praying mantis prepares to bite off the males head; notice how she camouflages her background into obscurity. 

How scary is it that her

How scary is it that her real face is scarier than the Halloween masks made of her?

"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

Mind-bottling

Hillary reacts after hearing that "mind-bottling" is not a real term.

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"I'll act really, really cheerful and maybe the rube will go away."

He said it again!

Mrs. Clinton is surprised when Vice President Cheney tells her to "f*ck off!"

HUH!

"Oooooh! No MAN has ever touched me there before!" 

 "I'm gonna suck your brains out through your a____!"

 "When I do this with my mouth, Bill gets all excited. Then I stop." 

The waterboy impression

Hillary doing a great impression of Jerry Reed in the water boy  "You're going to vote for Obama.  Are you stu stu stupid boy?" 

 

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985

Weekend Captionfest

Does this make me look more like Paris Hilton?

Hillary's falsies

"Never order false teeth on the internet." 

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Nyah....what's up, Doc?

Nyah....what's up, Doc?

GASP! You're a conservative!

SECURITY!!!!!!!

 

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

What we learned from Jurassic Park . . .

"Then, with glare transfixed on its stunned prey, the Raptor rears its head back just before hurling its blinding spit into the eyes of its soon-to-be meal"

So the old guy says to clinton..

Are you sure you want to disolve the tax credits, Increase global warming fears, sign into law more legislation in this not proven therory?  Clinton gags..rolls her eyes, and faints like an obamination cheerleader..

Afterwards, she asks if the number one in the race would consider being number two.

You left a 20% TIP,

Are you fxxxxxx crazy?

Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.