By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) March 8, 2008 - 16:00 ET
Hillary Clinton talks with a patron at Herrera's restaurant in Dallas, TX on the day of the Texas presidential primary election, March 4, 2008. Photo Reuters/Mike Stone
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
LOL. Perfect. That reminds me of a quote by P.G. Wodehouse I read in National Review years ago. He described someone's facial expression as looking like "... a congressman at a cocktail party handed a note reading: 'All is discovered. Fly at once'".
Clinton II - giving a whole new meaning to the term "Bimbo Eruption"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Like Y'all and puder there and partner followed by Git, anudder so she can say phrases like "Y'all git anudder a dem votes." and " Vote fer me, my name dare is Hillary."
"Is there obamach ... I mean spinach between my teeth?"
When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks
John Q. Taxpayer gasps in horror as Countess Shillary hisses "I Vant to Suck Your Blooooood!!" (fade to gutteral Lon Chaney laughs as Shillary throws her cloak around John Q.)
A visitor to the wax museum's great moments in history wing pauses at the display of Hillary's historic first meeting with Monica Lewinsky in the oval office.
Hillary trying to explain away the "parachute candidacy" of Barack Obama, the outside candidate who descended into the political scene from out of nowhere.
"I don't care if I did park my broom in your favorite parking space, you old geezer! I am Hillary Clinton, dammit, and I'll park my broom wherever I like!"
...your eyelids are getting heeeaaavy. You are now in my complete control. Now repeat after me: The Clintons are gooood for America. All of those dozens of moral and ethical lapses over years were gooood for America."
Hillary singing her rendition of "I Believe In You" from the broadway musical "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying" to a potential "succeeder".
"Then, with glare transfixed on its stunned prey, the Raptor rears its head back just before hurling its blinding spit into the eyes of its soon-to-be meal"
Are you sure you want to disolve the tax credits, Increase global warming fears, sign into law more legislation in this not proven therory? Clinton gags..rolls her eyes, and faints like an obamination cheerleader..
Afterwards, she asks if the number one in the race would consider being number two.
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Hillary Clinton is The New
March 8, 2008 - 17:37 ET by Chris NormanHillary Clinton is The New Phantom of the Opera!
This is the face I use...
March 8, 2008 - 17:54 ET by Extirpaterwhen voters don't gravitate to me in large groups, and I use naughty words.
Nancy Pelosi's got nothing
March 8, 2008 - 16:47 ET by JerryNancy Pelosi's got nothing on me...
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Captionfest II
March 8, 2008 - 16:51 ET by Free StinkerHillary is informed that someone will be leaking her 2006 tax return to Foxnews, and Talk Radio.
Free, LOL. Perfect. That
March 8, 2008 - 17:00 ET by Chris NormanFree,
LOL. Perfect. That reminds me of a quote by P.G. Wodehouse I read in National Review years ago. He described someone's facial expression as looking like "... a congressman at a cocktail party handed a note reading: 'All is discovered. Fly at once'".
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March 9, 2008 - 09:56 ET by dahliatraversAh, P.G. Wodehouse ...
Hill telling patron..."Vote
March 8, 2008 - 16:53 ET by bigtimerHill telling patron..."Vote Early, Vote Often...Papers or no papers!"
doesn't she look as if
March 8, 2008 - 16:53 ET by tejanodiablodoesn't she look as if she's ready to gnaw a tree ??
never look a gift skunk in the tail ..
Clinton II - giving a whole
March 8, 2008 - 17:01 ET by JerryClinton II - giving a whole new meaning to the term "Bimbo Eruption"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Yes, yes, you really CAN
March 8, 2008 - 17:03 ET by motherbeltYes, yes, you really CAN order the Grand Slam Breakfast! It''s on me!
"Did you know I was in the
March 8, 2008 - 17:25 ET by the struggler"Did you know I was in the Thriller video?"
mirror, mirror
March 8, 2008 - 17:32 ET by mom_roxDoes this expression reduce the wrinkles around my eyes?
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944
Hillary
March 8, 2008 - 17:33 ET by Noel SheppardHillary Clinton appears shocked as an aging Crocodile Dundee checks to see if she's really a woman.
You mean a "sheila" When
March 8, 2008 - 17:36 ET by JerryYou mean a "sheila"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"I think someone slipped
March 8, 2008 - 17:42 ET by the struggler"I think someone slipped some crack in my coffee."
"Did you know that I single
March 8, 2008 - 17:58 ET by be_objective"Did you know that I single handedly brokerd peace in Northern Ireland, and I.....what , Lord Trimble is here....gota go.
Speech therapist coaches Hillary on how to speak Texan
March 8, 2008 - 18:00 ET by Tidy Bowl ManLike Y'all and puder there and partner followed by Git, anudder so she can say phrases like "Y'all git anudder a dem votes." and " Vote fer me, my name dare is Hillary."
What are you doing with
March 8, 2008 - 18:06 ET by fitzfongWhat are you doing with those billing records?
Uh...nothing!
I just knew that two
March 8, 2008 - 18:21 ET by Clear thinkerI just knew that two weekends in a row without seeing her face for the 'caption fest' was too good to be true. And I just got done eating.
"Abstain from McCain"
"Is there obamach ... I
March 8, 2008 - 18:39 ET by drillanwr"Is there obamach ... I mean spinach between my teeth?"
When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks
i'll devour your soul
March 8, 2008 - 18:42 ET by lunaticcringeradioneed i repeat that line
i'll devour your soul
lunaticcringeradio
Shrillary
March 8, 2008 - 18:58 ET by PeterD"Monster, who's a %^&$#*& monster??????"
Bill likes it when I drag my
March 8, 2008 - 19:01 ET by charlietexasBill likes it when I drag my teeth.......
Caption
March 8, 2008 - 19:03 ET by Cool ArrowWhat have you done to my face Doctor? I look like Robin Gibb.
Stayin alive.
♣ a seal
It's true the obama man WON in Wyoming.
March 8, 2008 - 19:11 ET by upcountrywaterIranian uranium; Iranian ICBM's; Iranian satellites..CHANGE is comming BELIEVE in that!
Practice makes perfect
March 8, 2008 - 19:23 ET by Bacchus"Don't worry about those 3am phone calls. I'll be ready on Day One!"
The old guy's jaw drops...
March 8, 2008 - 19:33 ET by JoggerNotAs Hillary's eyes roll down the front of her pantsuit..
"I Vant to Suck Your Blooooood"
March 8, 2008 - 20:09 ET by m36b1John Q. Taxpayer gasps in horror as Countess Shillary hisses "I Vant to Suck Your Blooooood!!" (fade to gutteral Lon Chaney laughs as Shillary throws her cloak around John Q.)
Madame Tussade's
March 8, 2008 - 19:59 ET by muh-oonA visitor to the wax museum's great moments in history wing pauses at the display of Hillary's historic first meeting with Monica Lewinsky in the oval office.
Is this the face that would
March 8, 2008 - 20:07 ET by FastEdsink a thousand ships? Raise the dead to vote? Turn taxes to debt? Stop an Obama?
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
"...and this is my imitation
March 8, 2008 - 20:09 ET by WhoIsJohnGalt"...and this is my imitation of a '59 Edsel...so, do you think I can get a job as a car impersonator after this doomed campaign?"
Who's Dad??
March 8, 2008 - 20:32 ET by Mica the MagnificentYou're Juanita Broderick's Dad? This can't be her necklace! Bill told me the J.B. inscription stood for 'Just Because'!
Does your daughter have
March 8, 2008 - 20:34 ET by docbDoes your daughter have tapes or a dress???
This is my idea...
March 8, 2008 - 20:55 ET by Extirpaterof what a ravenous male gopher looks like!
You think?
March 8, 2008 - 21:37 ET by okiehawk44"Do you think I'm morphing into the Democrat Jackass?"
Egads!
March 8, 2008 - 21:39 ET byAre you wearing a clove of garlic?!
OMG
March 8, 2008 - 21:48 ET by byrneyYou saw Bill doing WHAT with WHO?
Hey, Pops! Check it out!
March 8, 2008 - 22:01 ET by JamesonLewis3rdI can Belch “The Star-Spangled Banner”!
Listen!
Erp, erp, erp, erp, erp, er-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rp.....
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3
Well....
March 8, 2008 - 22:09 ET by BlondeListening to her belch it would be far preferable to listenening to her sing it.
And I swear, when I heard this last year, she had the words wrong (first part of video).
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
What??? I know you
March 8, 2008 - 22:14 ET by GregEWhat??? I know you didn't!!! Say it again.....Come on say it again, I'll cut'cha ass!!!!!!!!
"The Parachute Candidacy"
March 8, 2008 - 22:33 ET by CellaHillary trying to explain away the "parachute candidacy" of Barack Obama, the outside candidate who descended into the political scene from out of nowhere.
Hillary to restaurant patron:
March 8, 2008 - 22:42 ET by R D Helm"I don't care if I did park my broom in your favorite parking space, you old geezer! I am Hillary Clinton, dammit, and I'll park my broom wherever I like!"
Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!
Please Dick..Don't Shoot..I swear I don't want your job!
March 9, 2008 - 01:22 ET by aronscottCheney: "Hillary -- GFY!"
"You are feeling sleeepy...
March 9, 2008 - 03:05 ET by Parker1227...your eyelids are getting heeeaaavy. You are now in my complete control. Now repeat after me: The Clintons are gooood for America. All of those dozens of moral and ethical lapses over years were gooood for America."
YOU!
March 9, 2008 - 05:19 ET by Shooter1002YOU grabbed my ass YOU dirty old bastard! You'll never see another Social Security check! (call me)
"... and after the
March 9, 2008 - 07:35 ET by Jack BauerBotox
March 9, 2008 - 08:15 ET by ThisnThatThose botox injections didn't work that well for me, you know.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
How many of those
March 9, 2008 - 08:17 ET by ThisnThatHow many of those caffeine-enhancement, stay-up-all-night, energizer patches are you supposed to use at once -- 22?
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
Hillary singer her
March 9, 2008 - 08:27 ET by radiofitz34Hillary singing her rendition of "I Believe In You" from the broadway musical "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying" to a potential "succeeder".
If Looks Could Kill We'd All Be Dead.
March 9, 2008 - 08:41 ET by CrashAs the praying mantis prepares to bite off the males head; notice how she camouflages her background into obscurity.
How scary is it that her
March 9, 2008 - 08:47 ET by ArchConservativeHow scary is it that her real face is scarier than the Halloween masks made of her?
"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"
March 9, 2008 - 08:45 ET by ArchConservative"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"
Mind-bottling
March 9, 2008 - 09:51 ET by the strugglerHillary reacts after hearing that "mind-bottling" is not a real term.
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March 9, 2008 - 10:48 ET by dahliatravers"I'll act really, really cheerful and maybe the rube will go away."
He said it again!
March 9, 2008 - 11:52 ET by CobraManMrs. Clinton is surprised when Vice President Cheney tells her to "f*ck off!"
HUH!
March 9, 2008 - 12:15 ET by ammo john"Oooooh! No MAN has ever touched me there before!"
"I'm gonna suck your brains out through your a____!"
"When I do this with my mouth, Bill gets all excited. Then I stop."
The waterboy impression
March 9, 2008 - 13:44 ET by SemperrightHillary doing a great impression of Jerry Reed in the water boy "You're going to vote for Obama. Are you stu stu stupid boy?"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985
Weekend Captionfest
March 9, 2008 - 18:26 ET by Dagny TaggartDoes this make me look more like Paris Hilton?
Hillary's falsies
March 9, 2008 - 18:39 ET by nkviking75"Never order false teeth on the internet."
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
Nyah....what's up, Doc?
March 9, 2008 - 20:26 ET by fitzfongNyah....what's up, Doc?
GASP! You're a conservative!
March 9, 2008 - 20:31 ET by c5thenThe day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
What we learned from Jurassic Park . . .
March 9, 2008 - 21:46 ET by Galvanic"Then, with glare transfixed on its stunned prey, the Raptor rears its head back just before hurling its blinding spit into the eyes of its soon-to-be meal"
So the old guy says to clinton..
March 9, 2008 - 22:36 ET by JoggerNotAre you sure you want to disolve the tax credits, Increase global warming fears, sign into law more legislation in this not proven therory? Clinton gags..rolls her eyes, and faints like an obamination cheerleader..
Afterwards, she asks if the number one in the race would consider being number two.
You left a 20% TIP,
March 9, 2008 - 23:33 ET by HG AbrahamsonAre you fxxxxxx crazy?
Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.