Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff | March 7, 2008 - 17:00 ET

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Raul Castro gestures during a meeting of the National Assembly in Havana, February 24, 2008. Photo Reuters/Prensa Latina/Pool

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I'm waiting for someone to

I'm waiting for someone to come up with a certain caption I have in mind . . .

Peace love; I'm groovy!, health care for all .

I can't seem to hold my index finger down?? bad operation i guess.

Iranian uranium; Iranian ICBM's; Iranian satellites..CHANGE is comming BELIEVE in that!

 

I hope it doesn't have anything to do with grade school

"Two cold one's and the dogs will have 'kraut and mustard".

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

"Two cold ones" Ding! Ding!

"Two cold ones"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

That's what I had in mind. There would have been extra credit for the Spanish version: dos cervezas, !por favor! ;-)

Dos chelas, o

Dos chelas, o birongas

 

thats how you would ask for it at a ball game

 

I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist

Thanks Mark,

Good to know great minds thinks alike! (kidding - I usually don't think) But having grown up in a "white bread" neighborhood, and bing of polak ancestry, it would have been "dwa piwo".

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Just like 'Hill, Holding in a "Hit"

Yeah man, if it's good enough for Hillary, it's good enough for me.

http://www.entheogen...

Raul, baby!

Dos Cuba Libres, por favor!

LOS DOS

dos depends por favor .. por un numero dos ..

 

never look a gift skunk in the tail ..

Take Two! "Double your

Take Two!

"Double your pleasure double your fun...two Castro Bros are better than one"

»→ Raul

An imaginary bird in the hand is worth two in the other.

♣ a seal

»→ Little help here

Little help here.

I just went #2 in my pants.

♣ a seal

I'm number two!!

I'm number two!!!

That or I only have two days to live.

Just like the Clintons...

"Just like the Clintons', you get two Presidents for each vote!  POWER TO THE CLINTONISTAS!!!!!"

Odds takers in Vegas

Sheeesh.  I didn't know this guy was that old.  I wonder what the odds makers in Vegas have for him or his brother dying before year's end.  Put them both on a parlay card and get 2 to 1 before May Day.

 

 

 

Those who have not swords can still die upon them.

Government officials, for obvious reasons...

Don't look kindly on such death gambling, even for disliked persons. Everybody dislikes someone, and such gambling can lead to possible bad motivations. There was even a legal case about it. In Vegas, they don't even bet on US Presidential outcomes, not that the US policy affects that overall worldwide market...
JMR

A corruption-story the TV media will-not cover.

Odds takers in Vegas

That may be changing.  The financial services world is moving to make Life Settlements investment vehicles, which is essentially gambling on life expectancies of the insured.  My comment was in jest, though the world will be a better place when they are gone.

 

Those who have not swords can still die upon them.

This is how many minutes I

This is how many minutes I will last after my brother dies.

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

Romney / Jendil  2012 (if,we survive)

This is the total brain

This is the total brain cells that are still working in my head.

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

Romney / Jendil  2012 (if,we survive)

Two more..

Two more executions on the menu.

Raul,Sean Penn is on the phone...

Ahh...A useful idiot on line two!

Raul. "First, I grabbed ..

"First, I grabbed his ____ with my left hand, and his eyes got real big. So then I poked him in the eyes with these two fingers. Now I'm in charge. Sure beats elections."

"Waiter, table for two for

"Waiter, table for two for Mr. Paul and Mr. Haniyeh, por favor..."

 

Raul Castro responds when

Raul Castro responds when asked how many super delegate votes he has been allotted at the upcoming Democratic National Convention. 

 

"There are scandals that need to be addressed. Republicans address them, Democrats re-elect them." - Tom Delay

MC... Oh that is

MC...

Oh that is RICH...

I am laughing and snickering out loud...how true, how true.

Thanks...

At Denny's "Early-Bird"

caption:  Gertie signaled that there would be 'two' for the nightly Senior 'Denture-Friendly' Special....

caption

Ooh, ooh, ooh... I made a rabbit on the wall!

Victory for me, all of you

Victory for me, all of you lose.

caption

I SAID I made a wabbit on the wall !

King Fidel II!

King Fidel II!

Stooge

Raul gets ready to poke someone in the eyes doing his Moe character at the Three Comrad Stooges Festival.

Hillary?  Two bagger...at

Hillary?  Two bagger...at least.

Oi, son.  I'm the head of

Oi, son.  I'm the head of Cuba, here.  Notice anything missing?  What's the head of state gotta do to get a Cuban around here?  It's not like it's contraband.   

Raul shows how many more

Raul shows how many more months he expects him and his brother to live.

with sharp pointy teeth No

Good one,

Good one, Bruce.

 

AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA!

thank you Bruce

Woohoo!

Woohoo!

Raul"(simulating devil horns

Raul(simulating devil horns with his fingers) "That-a woman shes a monster, a monster I tell you!"

Yo yo boyeeeeeee!! Peace

Yo yo boyeeeeeee!! Peace out playa!!

Dos Bacardi por el camino,

Dos Bacardi por el camino, por favor!

Is this where the number two raft stops for America?

I'll take Raul Casrto's Survival for $2000, Alex!

Raul: Dees is how much more

Raul: Dees is how much more mula I get when Feedel dies, as I have hees Sweess bank account numbers.

Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!

An inside look at Raul

An inside look at Raul Castro making his first major decision as Cuban dictator...

Castro: "Scissors cut paper, scissors cut paper!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

So every night I sing to Fidel

So every night I sing to Fidel his favorite....."little rabbit fru fru, hopping through the forest."

"Everyone Quiet! Our Hollywood morons...

...have arrived in our 'Limo Service for the Poor' program (giggle).  Mr. Moore and Mr. Glover must be shown (gag) how much we care (smirk) about the common man (hysterical laughter).  Quick!  Everyone act sincere!"

 

"Make mine a double

"Make mine a double ..."

or,

"Two for the price of one (just like the Clintons) ..."

Raul Castro practices his best Eddie Bracken immitation

Fearing a coup, Raul Castro practices his best Eddie Bracken immitation.

"Isn' this what the Hippies used to do....,

...too bad Che killed all of ours."

I just did number two in

I just did number two in my pants.  Bring me some Che paper to wipe my Khrushchev.  Don't forget to bring a new Fidel nappy.

RRAM Tough! 

Rau ... who'll?

When Churchill flashed that sign it had real meaning.

Now it's V for

Now it's V for Varmint!

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

"Correctomundo senor, I

"Correctomundo senor, I have removed my brother's two balls."

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

Si senor

I held them in this hand.

♣ a seal

Note to self: never shake

Note to self: never shake Raul's hand!

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

"Correctomundo senor, I

"Correctomundo senor, I have removed my brother's two balls."

They were lodged in Michael Moore's rectum.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

This Many

When asked if there will be a general election soon, Mr. Castro responds; "I'm this many years old, mommy!”

»→ Raul

"I have two mommies"

♣ a seal

Three beers, please

Forgetting about the finger he lost during the revolution, Raul orders three beers.

Mrs. Clinton, Whaddaya want

Mrs. Clinton, Whaddaya want from me??? OK....TWO Che Guevara T-shirts  for you testicle lockbox, and that's my final offer!

I'm the man!

This is how many seconds it will take for me to start removing Fidel's name from the monuments and replacing it with mine, after he dies. 

#2. I have a bust of Che on my desk and it's this tall.

  Candygram for Mongo! - Blazing Saddles 

Viva El Duce!

Oh yeah!?! Sucka ma Luigi. Twice! 

 Otra cervesa por favor.

"Well, since being "elected"

"Well, since being "elected" President, I have murdered/tortured/incarcerated/impoverished at least two Cuban citizens a day!"

"Let's see, now, two times 365 days times 40 years . . . Nope, I will never equal my brother, Fidel."

"Viva la revolucion!"

V for v...enerial disease!

V for v...enerial disease!

Castro's pic...

"Seinfeld, two!" 

Caption

I gotta go #2

Cuba

Castro brothers - 2

Cuban people - 0

Maybe I can help out

Maybe I can help out communism as well as what Bush did for Neoconservatism! Pax!

 

 

 

Nice to be Back!