Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) challenges Sen. Barack Obama (D-Illinois) during their CNN debate in Austin, Texas on February 21, 2008.
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Hillary makes a strong point
February 22, 2008 - 17:23 ET by Chris NormanHillary demonstrates her experience, while Obama works on his upcoming inaugural address...
Caption
February 23, 2008 - 01:26 ET by jefflebowski"Osama, I could break your leg with this thumb!"
zerox questions..same ol; same ol ! tax ,tax !tax, give away
February 22, 2008 - 17:02 ET by upcountrywaterObamah updates ASSHAT drawing.
Iranian uranium; Iranian ICBM's; Iranian satellites..CHANGE is comming BELIEVE in that!
Barack Obama seen writing
February 22, 2008 - 17:07 ET by DaBirdBarack Obama seen writing checks his mouth can't cash...again.
Hillary: Who is Jimmy
February 22, 2008 - 17:13 ET by pbanks7Hillary: Who is Jimmy Carter. Could I have 'Disgraced Ex-Presidents' for $800, Alex?
Alex: It's a Daily Double!
Barack: Dang! I thought it was Final Jeopardy.
(It looks like she's holding an invisible Jeopardy clicker to me).
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
Hillary: "I'll take
February 22, 2008 - 17:41 ET by Chris NormanHillary: "I'll stick with a subject I know and take 'Has-Been Women Presidential Candidates' for $500, Alex."
To whom it may concern, I
February 22, 2008 - 17:17 ET by SemperrightTo whom it may concern,
I write this letter for fear of my life. If I should come up missing or worse please arrest Hillary Clinton. During the comercial Hillary said she'd Vince Foster my a$$ if I don't Quit.
Signed Puff TMN
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985
Hillary: "I am I
February 22, 2008 - 17:17 ET by bigtimerHillary: "I am I said"
As Hillary speaks, Barack
February 22, 2008 - 17:18 ET by muh-oonAs Hillary speaks, Barack jots down a few lines he might like to use later.
With or without
February 22, 2008 - 17:21 ET by pbanks7With or without attribution?
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
Hillary: My opponent is
February 22, 2008 - 17:19 ET by pbanks7Hillary: My opponent is pandering to the special interests. Even the Panhandlers' Union supports 'Obama for change.'
Obama: That's pretty good, I gotta use that. (writing) Got a penny, leave a penny.....
h/t to thepeoplescube.com
Dear Osama, HAHA It looks
February 22, 2008 - 17:20 ET by SemperrightDear Osama,
HAHA It looks like I'll destroy America before you.
PTMN
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985
Look at me when I'm talking
February 22, 2008 - 17:23 ET by TruthMattersLook at me when I'm talking to you or I'll jam this thumb up your *@#$!
Rather than respond, Barack
February 22, 2008 - 17:30 ET by muh-oonRather than respond, Barack uses his allotted time in the debate to write some more checks to the superdelegates.
Final Jeopardy
February 22, 2008 - 17:33 ET by BeresfordI'll take Cattle Futures for $100,000, Alex!
Bere... ROFLMAO! That
February 22, 2008 - 17:35 ET by bigtimerBere...
ROFLMAO!
That is a good one...thanks!
Obama thinking...
February 22, 2008 - 17:36 ET by planetrepublicanObama thinks while Hill talks..."Man-Oh-Man, she DOES have a B-I-G ass! Whew! No wonder Bill screws around with that big butt of hers sticking out there...hmmm, what's that song...yeah, here it goes:
I like big butts and I can not lie. you other brothers can't deny...shit, I can sing too"
In order to prove that her
February 22, 2008 - 17:42 ET by bwohlgemuthIn order to prove that her relationship with Bill is still strong, Senator Clinton let out a cat call when Bill bent over to get his latest intern's phone number...
Ask not what you can do for
February 22, 2008 - 17:53 ET by AntiMediaAsk not what you can do for your country; ask what your country can give you for free.
Dear Penthouse Forum,
February 22, 2008 - 17:56 ET by Rihar"I always thought your letters were fake, but one day I was at a debate and the "Most Intelligent" woman I'd ever seen sat down next to me..."
Hillary: "You took my Che
February 22, 2008 - 17:58 ET by JerryHillary: "You took my Che Guevara voters. You took my idiot teeny-bopper voters. You took my black voters. You took my mafia-run union voters. There's nothing left in the democrat party except slimy trial lawyers and radical homosexuals, and now there are reports of you being at the Breck Girl's house, which probably covers both bases. Well, I'll tell you one thing Obama, you may take away my voters, but you will never take... my SOCIALISM!"
Obama: "Hmm.. what's a 5 letter word that starts with P and means a patriotic feeling one has for their country??"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Keeping Score
February 22, 2008 - 18:06 ET by CrashI'll need a calculator if she uses my campaign slogan again.
Fuzzy Math
February 22, 2008 - 18:10 ET by CrashHmm, she still outspends my socialist agenda ... I'd better use bigger numbers.
Just to Make it Interesting Obama Sends Campaign Check to Hill
February 22, 2008 - 18:16 ET by arbin82Hillary: I appreciate this loan.
Obama: No problem, this is just three million that i have received from the trial lawyers who were going to vote for you...ironic huh?
Hillary: Two L's in Hillary.
Obama: Right....
Obama writing: Milk, eggs,
February 22, 2008 - 18:17 ET by motherbeltObama writing: Milk, eggs, cocoa mix with the little marshmallows.....
What kind of a Democrat are you?
February 22, 2008 - 18:19 ET by CarlosSBar-rack, what kind of a Democrat are you..., you haven't even had a juicy, adulterous affair..., even Juanito McCain has had one and he's as old as the hills.
New Campaign Material
February 22, 2008 - 19:01 ET by philgraphObama: Hmm, good line. I think I'll use it too...
Hussan Obama:"I love these
February 22, 2008 - 18:40 ET by charlietexasHussan Obama:"I love these little cat naps while that beoootch has the floor."
Hillary miffed
February 22, 2008 - 18:53 ET by Mica the MagnificentHillary: Geeeez! C'mon Wolfe! I'm trying to debate this b**tard and you ask him for his f***ing autograph!
...
February 22, 2008 - 18:57 ET by dervishEeeeew! She just spit on my note pad!
You like potato...
February 22, 2008 - 19:04 ET by celator"You like potato and I like potaeto,
You like tomato and I like tomaeto;
Potato, potaeto, tomato, tomaeto!
Let's call the whole thing off!"
(with apologies to Fred Astaire)
Liberal's Basic Rule For Discourse: I don't care if you agree with my premises, but I demand that you agree with my conclusions.
I belive that is fom
February 23, 2008 - 23:43 ET by red_dragon311I belive that is fom "Anything Goes" the musical, and i don't think Fred Astire was in that....granted that song in like 500 years old so I could be mistakes as to if he MADE it famous.....not trying to be an asshole here, just fyi
"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin
Suits
February 22, 2008 - 20:09 ET by phaedrus4617The Empty Suit and the Pantsuit.
Buzzword Bingo
February 22, 2008 - 20:12 ET by sixlbs9ozBarak Obama, just before Hillary Clinton helps him win another round of buzzword bingo. His card:
______________________________
| CHANGE | CHANGE | CHANGE |
| CHANGE | CHANGE | CHANGE |
| CHANGE | CHANGE | CHANGE |
| CHANGE | CHANGE | CHANGE |
| CHANGE | CHANGE | CHANGE |
______________________________
six... Hers: Hope/
February 22, 2008 - 20:16 ET by bigtimersix...
Hers: Hope/ Hope/ Hope
toons
February 22, 2008 - 20:21 ET by ammo johnHussein Obama (thinking in his small mind): "I wonder how the witch will react on live TV when she sees this drawing of Bill and Monica I'm doodling?"
Notting, er, Capitol Hill
February 22, 2008 - 21:46 ET by Cella"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
I've got a little list...
February 22, 2008 - 20:28 ET by dervish"There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs--
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs--
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat--
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like _that_--
And all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-tetes insist--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed."
W.S. Gilbert
Obama: "You're goin' on
February 22, 2008 - 20:39 ET by the strugglerObama: "You're goin' on report."
Obama: "Don't ask for this
February 22, 2008 - 20:46 ET by the strugglerObama: "Don't ask for this Hall Pass any more this week."
Hillary: I’ll take
February 22, 2008 - 20:58 ET by pocomocoHillary: I’ll take Michigan and Florida delegates for $1000, Alex!
ebony and ivory
February 22, 2008 - 21:29 ET by Lame Cherryebony and ivory
we're together in keyboard harm.............
wait a minute hillary.........ebony is from my native africa and it has been raped by white people like you and then the ivory has been poached from my lands........
then i got this muslim christian thing going on in me making me nuts...........
then i got this white thing and black thing going on in me driving me crazy........
now wonder i'm fixated on bringing things together as i can't find peace in myself.
*but obama i'm a man trapped in a woman's body.........can you think for a moment how crazy you are that you don't have pms driving your inner demons.
why do you think i want to have healthcare for all.........i can't afford a sex change operation and medical care for all my sybil personalities...........
think of it obama! i'm a woman and i couldn't get sex with a rapist bill clinton.
we just wouldn't even be having these problems if you were back in africa or i owned you.......maybe barak that is the solution to your inner turmoil........i could feel wanted as a shemale in being a massah and you could be together having your place picking cottonballs off of my silk jammies.
(This is the psychopathy of the leading democrats searching for what most people deal with in normal ways in God and family. Obama and Clinton though are grabbing for power to give them security as they can not trust themselves.
Wonderful system America is where we put into elective positions nuts who want their fingers nuclear weapons.)
*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS
The Empty Suit vs. The Empty Pantsuit
February 22, 2008 - 22:01 ET by Free StinkerThe empty suit writes a note to himself while the empty pantsuit blathers on about the class strugle.
Pledge to not support RINOs ever again!
Hussein Man
February 22, 2008 - 22:27 ET by dervishNumber 18 in 2008...Hillary Clinton squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 2008.
Serious injury list
February 23, 2008 - 20:43 ET by Joe ShlabotnikMaybe a little obscure, but this one cracks me up!
: - )
February 23, 2008 - 23:27 ET by dervishK-Mart sucks.
Let me just say, whether I
February 22, 2008 - 22:54 ET by Chicago RepublicanLet me just say, whether I win the nomination or Barack Obama wins the nation: you're all screwed.
**************
Support the Spread of Freedom and Capitalism around the World. Do it for the Children.
Barack Obama draws a doodle
February 23, 2008 - 00:02 ET by CJK51Barack Obama draws a doodle of opponent Hillary Clinton being crushed by a house while Mrs. Clinton tests more winning material for her upcoming open-mike night appearance at the Little Rock Chuckle Hut. Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster locations.
Ding, Dong the Witch Is Dead ...
February 23, 2008 - 01:26 ET by masslibertarian... B. Hussein Obama silently sings to himself as he draws a sketch of a farmhouse with a couple of fat, stumpy, red-shoed legs sticking out from under it.
Darth Rodham
February 23, 2008 - 03:52 ET by gordon"Commander, tear this debate apart until you've found those delegates. And bring me the voters--I want them alive!"
"He must have hidden the delegates in the escape primary. Send a detachment to Michigan to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time!"
awesome "Get
February 23, 2008 - 23:45 ET by red_dragon311awesome
"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin
NOTE TO SELF:
February 23, 2008 - 04:12 ET by Teamcheeser"Note to self... Google 'zeerox' - obscure reference from the witch and I'm pretty sure it was not nice."
Hmm
February 23, 2008 - 04:21 ET by well99If you had John McCain in that picture you would have The Three Amigoes.Staring in How I Voted To Build A Fence But Couldnt Get It Done.Supporting Cast the US Congress.Credits go to We Pulled A Fast One On The Public Company.Produced by La Raza,Mecha and the US Chamber of Commerce.Sequel to If We Cant Outsource The Job We Will Import The Cheap Labor.
What Barack is Writing...
February 23, 2008 - 04:25 ET by TeamcheeserBarack Obabma jots down a few zingers for Hillary during last night's debate. Among them were:
- "I am a Ba-Rock Star and you can't even sing backup for me!"
- "Vice President? Ha! Hillary, I wouldn't select you for Vice Principal!"
- "Let me get this right. Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton... but I get stuck with the Xerox label? That's rich, Hillary!"
- "Nanny-Nanny-Boo-Boo!"
- "I would like Hillary to stand before the American people and explain in simple terms how on earth she managed to lose the nomination."
- "Get off my stage."
Obama's List
February 23, 2008 - 05:01 ET by Parker12271. Buy 40-ouncer and ask Rastafarian volunteer if he can score me a couple of blunts for the "rock the White-house" pre-inaugural party being thrown by George (Soros) this Saturday.
2. Have aides identify every single pro-Hillary democrat in DC and make sure they never work again.
3. Call trial lawyers and teacher's union reps and assure them that - yes, we will be their b_tches for the next 8 years like we promised.
4. Call moveon and code pink to assure them that I was just kidding when I told that guy on 60-minutes that I might not abandon Iraq on day one.
Obama doing a crossword while Hillary rants
February 23, 2008 - 08:05 ET by ClarinetAndrew“Number 42 down…A woman over the age of childbearing…A three letter word beginning with H and ending with G.”
"I have a dream... that
February 23, 2008 - 08:53 ET by Jack BauerCaption Contest
February 23, 2008 - 09:07 ET by Superman"Xerox? That's it, Hillary. You're off my Christmas card list".
Bahwreck writing out this
February 23, 2008 - 09:16 ET by fishshakerBahwreck writing out this month's child-support check...to Hillary. Love-child.
What are Hope and Change?
February 23, 2008 - 11:23 ET by Hunter12Barack responds to the final Jeopardy answer: A popualr name for girls in the 90's and something you find loose in the sofa. Hillary reponded with, "What are Chelsea and used condoms?"
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." - Sir Winston Churchill
Why are you people voting
February 23, 2008 - 11:44 ET by dlwoltmannWhy are you people voting for him. Don't you understand that this is my nomination.... Do you want me to cry again... I will if you will vote for me... See. REAL tears....
Note to WJC
February 23, 2008 - 22:22 ET by CapeCodScottDear Bill-
How did you do it? I have only been with her for the past 45 minutes and as a peaceful man I am having thoughts that, well, quite frankly are troubling me. What if I select you and V.P., will you make her stop? Please, I can't take it. Make her Stop, Make her Stop!
Barack
Hillary asks about Obama's super-powers
February 23, 2008 - 23:06 ET by lgeubankHillary: "Is it true you can leap tall buildings at a single bound?"
Ige... Roaring with
February 23, 2008 - 23:20 ET by bigtimerIge...
Roaring with laughter ...just roaring...I can just picture it too.
LOL all you want,
February 24, 2008 - 00:12 ET by JoggerNotIf either of these fools gets into the white house, GOD HELP US.
As usual, this site is
February 24, 2008 - 00:18 ET by randy hayesAs usual, this site is obsessed with Hillary.
too funny
Well, Randy
February 24, 2008 - 00:20 ET by BlondeWe think you are too funny. You haven't changed one iota, BTW....same ol' sad haysie.
Lata mate!
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
No randy. To Stupid...
February 24, 2008 - 00:33 ET by JoggerNotobama heusein is what should be being talked about here..but no one questions the messiah.
SPIT
All that remains, is the proverbial walk on water..
February 24, 2008 - 00:57 ET by JoggerNotAnd the life giving grace of a wounded soul.
SPIT. AND KAK..
rhayes, did you undergo a lobotomy while you were away?
February 24, 2008 - 01:04 ET by R D HelmI mean, since you have been back, you seem a little disconnected, as your comments seem to be minus the horsey mustard and all.
Everything okay at home?
Proud member of the "Rough Republican Attack Machine."
Im happy that we are bound
February 24, 2008 - 02:08 ET by randy hayesIm happy that we are bound for a change ...instead of the steady decline in the last 8 years...Im happy americans are wising up to how they have been screwed and that finally the neoconservative party is in shambles
as far as a lobotomy, your friend Rush should before first in line or just take an overdose of oxycontin.
Thanks for your concern, RD.
Nice to be Back!
the rhayes song
February 24, 2008 - 02:15 ET by botgthe rhayes song
No Poofdas
rhayes,
February 24, 2008 - 02:35 ET by R D HelmChange? Bet you couldn't define that term in the context of HRC or BHO if your life depended upon it.
If you think we are in shambles now, just wait until a couple of years into an administration run by Broom Hilda or the American Idol crowd favorite, aka "the messiah." Niether of these two twits have a clue.
As for the lobotomy, glad to see it went well.
BTW-I'm not a Rush guy, but Boortz fills the bill quite nicely, thank you.
Proud member of the "Rough Republican Attack Machine."
Um, have i been obsessed with hillary?
February 24, 2008 - 01:20 ET by JoggerNotYou guys and gals could point me in the right direction, ya know, how would I know if I was obsessed? KAK!
Obama writes: 'always been a
February 24, 2008 - 01:08 ET by botgObama writes: 'always been a Yankee fan'
<<thinking: that's good i'll have to use that later>>
No Poofdas
botg! A SNDT PERHAPS?
February 24, 2008 - 01:26 ET by JoggerNotHistory Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc
jogger
February 24, 2008 - 01:39 ET by botg--also from his journal of quotables:
'i loved Arkansas'
'i had to get on my knees and i had to --- pray'
No Poofdas
Godzilla!
February 24, 2008 - 01:41 ET by balboaGodzilla!
poofdas? sorry. most you tube takes hours to lookie>
February 24, 2008 - 02:01 ET by JoggerNotI hate the constraints of dial up..but I wont give it up. its all i got..so, I am comfortable commenting here, and i like to think that my voice can / will be heard by someone.. so.. NHRA finals on sunday... go FORCE.
jog
February 24, 2008 - 02:06 ET by botgit links to the Monty Python Bruce sketch. rule six: no poofdas
No Poofdas
botg i love mp...but i would be here for literaly hours
February 24, 2008 - 02:20 ET by JoggerNotwaiting for that clip..on my dinosaur compooter. and did i mention dial up frontier has all the best in store for me, as i sit here and wait? for .....
G'day Bruce Ah hello
February 24, 2008 - 02:30 ET by botgG'day Bruce
Ah hello Bruce
Howarya Bruce
Where's Bruce?
Not here, Bruce
It's hot in here
Hot enuf to boil a monkeys bum
No Poofdas
And Obama Heusain (peace be upon him)
February 24, 2008 - 02:07 ET by JoggerNotspit...
Hillary: Make the check out
February 24, 2008 - 02:57 ET by fitzfongHillary: Make the check out to "William Jefferson Clinton Library and Massage Parlour". You can send it attention to Bruce Lindsey, Private Investigations Shakedown Unit. And don't post date it. We're going to need the money immediately.