Weekend Captionfest


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Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) enters the voting booth to vote in the New York primary election at the Douglas Grafflin Elementary School in Chappaqua, New York February 5, 2008.

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Hillary shows the finger she

Hillary shows the finger she used to dial NBC. Clinton fingers they're used for more than just wagging...

Have a good look at the sign

Have a good look at the sign on the voting booth . . .

MF... LOL! Great

MF...

LOL!

Great observation....heheee

bt, below the sign, there is a handicap sticker, too.

Kind of fits, don't it?

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe

LOL RD... I'd like to see

LOL RD...

I'd like to see one that says No Bobble-Heads Allowed!

bt,

LOL-That would have Broom Hilda and her little pointy-headed goblins screaming "Voter Supression!" really quick.

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe

I saw it and was going to

I saw it and was going to work it in, but I thought it might be too easy. :)

And right after that, I put

And right after that, I put a booger on the lever for Obama...

How 'bout...

Gimme one minute...I gotta pee!

No more pinped out comments or I'm going to Ron Brown ya.

 

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

4 (unthinkable) H-bombs, NOW THAT'S SOME CHANGE

Keep the change Bob. h/t Sam Peckinpah

Bill

Stick your finger in the air. This is the way Bill ran his presidency, why shouldn't I too.

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

Clinton Motto....Vote Early!

Clinton Motto....Vote Early! Vote Often!

"ET phone home"

"ET phone home"

Vote

Remember, kids. You can only vote once.....if you're a Republican. 

"With this finger I will

"With this finger I will touch the untouchable"

(do not try this at home)

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

My machine is supposed to

My machine is supposed to have a smite key!  Where is my smite key?  I demand you pigs install it at once!

"That's one Bill!!  

"That's one Bill!!   remember at three they go back in the jar!"

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

Please do not touch

The Hillary rubs off.

 

 

 

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Finger

"Ok people, who is going to pull my finger today?"

..

That means YOU, Mr. Shuster!

Hey I love the way Fox and

Hey I love the way Fox and Rush love me so much!

 

 

 

Nice to be Back!

Don't look now, but rhayes is in the house.

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe

maybe Roger t S

can pull out his old photo album of rhayes, relive old times????

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

botg,

I sincerely hope I am around to witness, live and in color, their first encounter.

Should be most interesting. :-)

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe

indeed

i should PM the shrub......

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

By all means . . .

By all means . . . ;-)

Newsbusters. Log on and find out What the heck is so yummy over here!

done Supreme Court, 

done

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

Here you go! Welcome

Here you go!

Welcome back, Wombat!!!!

razey... We hardly missed

razey...

We hardly missed you.

bt,

Oh, I don't know. I always enjoyed reading randy's comments, especially those times when I felt the need to escape reality.

I mean, really, really escape. :-O

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe

RD... I did say hardly

RD...

I did say hardly didn't I?

LOL...

RHayes is back

RHayes is back.

No more seeing just the pale imitation B-list crazy folks such as Syrius, TrollMonger, or Guy Aurthur Moonbat, now we have A-list crazy back in the house

 

Newsbusters. Log on and find out What the heck is so yummy over here!

 oh boy. Let

 oh boy. Let the intellectual battle begin. 

"Republicans always get a huge pass on the racist issue. Huck is just another example. Provided they don't start up with the N word, they seem able to pander directly to the racist vote."

-- Chuck Davis, intellectual heavyweight, bigot

Benny Hill-ary:

"I'll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
Me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
I'll just be like Nelson at the Battle of Waterloo,
I'll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo."

....

"Awww, c'mon... one more vote isn't gonna hurt anything, is it? I mean, there's all those registered dead people that haven't voted yet!"

Once....

Once?!  Are you kidding me?  I can only vote once?  How am I supposed to win? You just wait until Bill gets here!

Okay, children, let's try this again, okay?

Mao was number three, Stalin was number two, and I am number one.

Got it now?

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe

"I'll have one large

"I'll have one large lesbian".

Hillary checks which way the

Hillary checks which way the political winds are blowing one last time before entering the voting booth.

LOL...

I like that one!

 

WINNER!!!

Best caption BY FAR!!!!!

 

You mean this finger? I'll

You mean this finger? I'll show you what it does when it lights up. Anyone have a dead plant? No, not that kind of "plant."

one?????

One????

One freaking vote???? I'm a democrat!!!!  I get two as a miniumum and in Chicago I get four...

 

What a coinicidence...

What a coinicidence... that's the same sign I have on my bedroom door whenever Bill's in town!

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

"And now, young Shu-Walker--

you will die..."

see this finger??

i've killed with less

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

"Let's pretend I'm a

"Let's pretend I'm a proctologist and the entire country is one big ...."

Once I'm president, Iraqi citizens..

Once I'm president, Iraqi citizens.. will never again be allowed to show their pride of having cast a vote in a free and open election by holding up their inked finger.

See!?!

I don't need no stinking stain on my finger. It's ickeeeeeee.

  MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.

excuse me, you gave me the

excuse me, you gave me the wrong ballot. I need a Republican ballot. G** D*** it, why do you people just assume that everyones a democrat.

 

oh, wait...that's not a pic of Elizabeth Hasselback, she's way cuter

What the heck is with

the damn Clintons and pointing a finger when ever a camera is on them?

Dammit Bill!

I've told you five freakin' hundred times to put the toilet seat down, you moron!

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Just a little electioneering

"Chelsea got away with it up in Connecticut, so I don't see any reason why I can't stand right outside the voting booth to put the arm on someone . . . . Come over here and I'll help you fill out your ballot"

Voting

"Do you see any purple ink on my finger??

Does anyone want to know

Does anyone want to know where this finger has been? 

"Republicans always get a huge pass on the racist issue. Huck is just another example. Provided they don't start up with the N word, they seem able to pander directly to the racist vote."

-- Chuck Davis, intellectual heavyweight, bigot

Do Not Touch

How appropriate. Hillary and a "Please Do Not Touch" sign. Um. Okay. No problem. Anyone need a ten foot pole?

Yea, was that sign for the

Yea, was that sign for the machine or the Frost Queen?

"All in favor of despotic

"All in favor of despotic communist rule...."

Hilda:  "AYE"

First Vote of the Day

This is just my first vote of the day. There will be many more to come.

"Sheryl, are you sure i only

"Sheryl, are you sure i only get one square??"

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

Okay, boys and girls, when I become president, there are

Hillary Clinton standing in front of a bathroom stall at the Douglas Grafflin Elementary School in Chappaqua, New York:

Okay, boys and girls, when I become president, there are going to be some changes. One of those changes is that I am going to outlaw the cutting down of trees in order to stop climate change. This means, of course, that there will be no more toilet paper.

Now, watch carefully as I demonstrate.....

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe

"Look what i found in my

"Look what i found in my nose!!!"

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

botg... Oh yuck!

botg...

Oh yuck!

BT

picky, picky, picky!!

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

Three Dog Night

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know

This is what the picture reminds me of...let's hope she has the "saddest experience".

DevilDoc... You couldn't

DevilDoc...

You couldn't of really said it better when you think about it.

Perfect.... 

Thanks

:)

oops!

A secret cameraman catches Hillary Clinton practicing for her first "I did not" speech.

or was that

"I don't recall"?

I don't ever want to be

I don't ever want to be called a 'pimp' again........the proper term is a 'madame' !! Got that SHUSTER?

 

'You lose the debate when you let someone distract you from the original idea of the debate.'

"Once again, kill everyone

"Once again, kill everyone who gets in the way!"

...

Hillary prepares for a camera close-up by poking herself in the eye.

derv... ...causing one

derv...

...causing one lonely tear to drop....

thanks bigtimer

I totally didn't get that comment, but now it makes sense!

Bill!? I see a pair of

Bill!? I see a pair of pumps in that voting booth with you! I'll give you ONE SECOND to finish voting for me and get back here! 

  Bill: Seventeen is my limit on schitzengruben.

Bill responds

Bill responds: Hon, there's a great movie showing in here - "Interns of Endearment." Wanna watch? 

  You were raped!?!  Well.... at first. 

Bill's Response:

Aw shucks, I thought I was voting for ME!

  AH'M the greatest!

Bill? If I have to pretend

Bill? If I have to pretend I'm actually easy to get along with ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna pull your sorry asz out of that voting booth and reach out and touch you with my size 9 pump.... speaking of platforms....

  Are the cameras rolling? Better get Sandy Berger to pull the copy.

"I bet you'll never guess

"I bet you'll never guess where this finger has been!"

"You know that new female campaign staffer, right?"

 

Chappaqua?

This is the FIRST time I've been here in 5-1/2 years. Yup, jus' t' vote fer m'self  'n' off ta 'Bama, But'm no WAYS tard yet.

  Chelse! Ya better get some action goin or I'll whup yo asz woomin! 

Hillary Rotten Clinton

The day I am sworn in as President, I will personally give everyone a prostate exam, For Free !

I shall now demonstrate

I shall now demonstrate with Chris Matthews, David Shuster, and my husband.

Whoa!

Glidedon,

Now THAT'S a scary thought! Wonder if Shmillary is tying that in with universal health care?

"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan

Hillary Rotten Clinton

Well that's the For Free part.

The ruse is Health Care the reality is, for the "Common Good" you have no secrets from the State. Not even the state of your prostate!

"But I want to say one

"But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss O'Donnell."

And now I have Chelsea

And now I have Chelsea doing my dirty work. I'm NUMBER ONE!

You support the troops by supporting the mission! If you don't support the mission, have the guts to say you don't support the troops.

Georgie actually believes

Georgie actually believes he's going that way?

ummm...who's his favorite philosopher?...lol

 

(this site never fails to crack me up, laughter is the best medicine..I'll have to be careful not to offend anyone for the dreadful fear of another long censorship from the neoconservative world of faux news and fantasy ;)

 

 

Nice to be Back!

lata mates! ;)

The sign reads "PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH."

Hillary:

"How about using one finger? Whew, I was feeling disenfranchised for a minute there."

"Hey Bill did you read that sign back there? It 'is' what it 'is'."

Bill:

"But Hill ... she wasn't using her hands. So technically I didn't "touch" her."

 

 

Shmillary - you naughty girl!

"Go ahead - pull this finger!"

"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan

"Stand aside boys, I gotta

"Stand aside boys, I gotta go #1 and I'm usin' the urinal"

"I'm pregnant"

"I'm pregnant"

How?

How?

whiteguy

well,  you start with three bags.........

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

Purple Ink

"See no purple ink, and when I'm president, there won't be anyone with any either"

And furthermore...

Can Shmillary lose? With grace?

Yeah, right! If THAT happens, I have some prime real estate at the base of Mt. St. Helens I'll sell ya!

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120241915915951669.html?mod=opinion_main_commentaries

"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan

who wants to smell my

who wants to smell my finger????

guess where its been

Hillary, emerging from the

Hillary, emerging from the election booth: "Well, that's one. How many other polling places are we visiting today?"

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

"Children, CHILDREN!...

Listen up! Hush! Look at me. Listen to what I have to say. I know best.

You need to vote for me! If you don't, I'll have no choice but to garnish your allowance...oh wait! I'm going to do that anyway..."

Look! In my protest of the

Look! In my protest of the Iraq war, my voting finger is not dyed purple.

Hillary picks a running

Hillary picks a running mate.

Hillary exits the clinic

Hillary exits the clinic after searching for David Schuster's undescended testicle.

One Million Dollars!

One Million Dollars!

"I warned you not to go in there with Bill...

...now we're going to have sick Sidney Blumenthal on you. Better hide your animals little missy."

That's Queen Hillary to you...

...groundling!

Girls, Girls, Girls...

I only did it with a man 1 time. Just 1 time i swear.

"Hold on, I'm fixing to

"Hold on, I'm fixing to cry"!  I notice she doesn't have any purple ink on her finger, she should feel lucky.

"That's one small finger

"That's one small finger for a woman... one giant finger to you."

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

a little machine politics

"OK, this voting machine is fixed now."

Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.