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Weekend Captionfest By NB Staff (Bio \| Archive) February 8, 2008 - 19:05 ET Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) enters the voting booth to vote in the New York primary election at the Douglas Grafflin Elementary School in Chappaqua, New York February 5, 2008. 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Viewing options Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes. Hillary shows the finger she February 8, 2008 - 19:14 ET by Chris Norman Hillary shows the finger she used to dial NBC. Clinton fingers they're used for more than just wagging... Login or register to post comments Email this page Have a good look at the sign February 8, 2008 - 19:15 ET by Mark Finkelstein Have a good look at the sign on the voting booth . . . Login or register to post comments Email this page MF... LOL! Great February 8, 2008 - 19:17 ET by bigtimer MF... LOL! Great observation....heheee Login or register to post comments Email this page bt, below the sign, there is a handicap sticker, too. February 8, 2008 - 19:19 ET by R D Helm Kind of fits, don't it? None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe Login or register to post comments Email this page LOL RD... I'd like to see February 8, 2008 - 19:21 ET by bigtimer LOL RD... I'd like to see one that says No Bobble-Heads Allowed! Login or register to post comments Email this page bt, February 8, 2008 - 19:29 ET by R D Helm LOL-That would have Broom Hilda and her little pointy-headed goblins screaming "Voter Supression!" really quick. None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe Login or register to post comments Email this page I saw it and was going to February 8, 2008 - 20:11 ET by Chris Norman I saw it and was going to work it in, but I thought it might be too easy. :) Login or register to post comments Email this page And right after that, I put February 9, 2008 - 16:54 ET by rwesley And right after that, I put a booger on the lever for Obama... Login or register to post comments Email this page How 'bout... February 10, 2008 - 08:52 ET by sentforth5 Gimme one minute...I gotta pee! Login or register to post comments Email this page No more pinped out comments or I'm going to Ron Brown ya. February 8, 2008 - 19:15 ET by upcountrywater iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium.. 4 (unthinkable) H-bombs, NOW THAT'S SOME CHANGE Keep the change Bob. h/t Sam Peckinpah Login or register to post comments Email this page Bill February 8, 2008 - 19:21 ET by iveseenitall Stick your finger in the air. This is the way Bill ran his presidency, why shouldn't I too. NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal" Login or register to post comments Email this page Clinton Motto....Vote Early! February 8, 2008 - 19:20 ET by bigtimer Clinton Motto....Vote Early! Vote Often! Login or register to post comments Email this page "ET phone home" February 8, 2008 - 19:21 ET by DaBird "ET phone home" Login or register to post comments Email this page Vote February 8, 2008 - 19:22 ET by ammo john Remember, kids. You can only vote once.....if you're a Republican. Login or register to post comments Email this page "With this finger I will February 8, 2008 - 19:23 ET by botg "With this finger I will touch the untouchable" (do not try this at home) *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page My machine is supposed to February 8, 2008 - 19:34 ET by NL207 My machine is supposed to have a smite key! Where is my smite key? I demand you pigs install it at once! Login or register to post comments Email this page "That's one Bill!! February 8, 2008 - 19:34 ET by botg "That's one Bill!! remember at three they go back in the jar!" *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page Please do not touch February 8, 2008 - 19:34 ET by Lame Cherry The Hillary rubs off. HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS Login or register to post comments Email this page Finger February 8, 2008 - 19:34 ET by PeterD "Ok people, who is going to pull my finger today?" Login or register to post comments Email this page .. February 8, 2008 - 20:11 ET by dervish That means YOU, Mr. Shuster! Login or register to post comments Email this page Hey I love the way Fox and February 8, 2008 - 20:20 ET by randy hayes Hey I love the way Fox and Rush love me so much! Nice to be Back! Login or register to post comments Email this page Don't look now, but rhayes is in the house. February 8, 2008 - 20:29 ET by R D Helm None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free.* -J.W. von Goethe Login or register to post comments Email this page maybe Roger t S February 8, 2008 - 20:33 ET by botg can pull out his old photo album of rhayes, relive old times???? *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page botg, February 8, 2008 - 22:49 ET by R D Helm I sincerely hope I am around to witness, live and in color, their first encounter. Should be most interesting. :-) None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe Login or register to post comments Email this page indeed February 8, 2008 - 23:06 ET by botg i should PM the shrub...... *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page By all means . . . February 8, 2008 - 23:10 ET by Free Stinker By all means . . . ;-) Newsbusters. Log on and find out What the heck is so yummy over here! Login or register to post comments Email this page done Supreme Court, February 8, 2008 - 23:16 ET by botg done *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page Here you go! Welcome February 9, 2008 - 12:26 ET by Roger the Shrubber Here you go! Welcome back, Wombat!!!! Login or register to post comments Email this page razey... We hardly missed February 8, 2008 - 20:51 ET by bigtimer razey... We hardly missed you. Login or register to post comments Email this page bt, February 8, 2008 - 20:54 ET by R D Helm Oh, I don't know. I always enjoyed reading randy's comments, especially those times when I felt the need to escape reality. I mean, really, really escape. :-O None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe Login or register to post comments Email this page RD... I did say hardly February 8, 2008 - 20:56 ET by bigtimer RD... I did say hardly didn't I? LOL... Login or register to post comments Email this page RHayes is back February 8, 2008 - 23:09 ET by Free Stinker RHayes is back. No more seeing just the pale imitation B-list crazy folks such as Syrius, TrollMonger, or Guy Aurthur Moonbat, now we have A-list crazy back in the house Newsbusters. Log on and find out What the heck is so yummy over here! Login or register to post comments Email this page oh boy. Let February 8, 2008 - 23:15 ET by contrary oh boy. Let the intellectual battle begin. "Republicans always get a huge pass on the racist issue. Huck is just another example. Provided they don't start up with the N word, they seem able to pander directly to the racist vote." -- Chuck Davis, intellectual heavyweight, bigot Login or register to post comments Email this page Benny Hill-ary: February 8, 2008 - 20:26 ET by dervish "I'll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo, Me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo, I'll just be like Nelson at the Battle of Waterloo, I'll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo." Login or register to post comments Email this page .... February 8, 2008 - 20:26 ET by KJ_sez "Awww, c'mon... one more vote isn't gonna hurt anything, is it? I mean, there's all those registered dead people that haven't voted yet!" Login or register to post comments Email this page Once.... February 8, 2008 - 20:28 ET by Tyromac Once?! Are you kidding me? I can only vote once? How am I supposed to win? You just wait until Bill gets here! Login or register to post comments Email this page Okay, children, let's try this again, okay? February 8, 2008 - 20:32 ET by R D Helm Mao was number three, Stalin was number two, and I am number one. Got it now? None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe Login or register to post comments Email this page "I'll have one large February 8, 2008 - 20:37 ET by the struggler "I'll have one large lesbian". Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary checks which way the February 8, 2008 - 20:38 ET by DaBird Hillary checks which way the political winds are blowing one last time before entering the voting booth. Login or register to post comments Email this page LOL... February 8, 2008 - 20:43 ET by motherbelt I like that one! Login or register to post comments Email this page WINNER!!! February 9, 2008 - 06:51 ET by SouthJersey1953 Best caption BY FAR!!!!! Login or register to post comments Email this page You mean this finger? I'll February 8, 2008 - 20:45 ET by motherbelt You mean this finger? I'll show you what it does when it lights up. Anyone have a dead plant? No, not that kind of "plant." Login or register to post comments Email this page one????? February 8, 2008 - 21:01 ET by bigpapa One???? One freaking vote???? I'm a democrat!!!! I get two as a miniumum and in Chicago I get four... Login or register to post comments Email this page What a coinicidence... February 8, 2008 - 21:04 ET by Jack Bauer What a coinicidence... that's the same sign I have on my bedroom door whenever Bill's in town! Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me! Login or register to post comments Email this page "And now, young Shu-Walker-- February 8, 2008 - 21:04 ET by dervish you will die..." Login or register to post comments Email this page see this finger?? February 8, 2008 - 21:07 ET by botg i've killed with less *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page "Let's pretend I'm a February 8, 2008 - 21:25 ET by Ruths husband Ben "Let's pretend I'm a proctologist and the entire country is one big ...." Login or register to post comments Email this page Once I'm president, Iraqi citizens.. February 8, 2008 - 21:34 ET by Gary Hall Once I'm president, Iraqi citizens.. will never again be allowed to show their pride of having cast a vote in a free and open election by holding up their inked finger. Login or register to post comments Email this page See!?! February 10, 2008 - 14:01 ET by pbanks7 I don't need no stinking stain on my finger. It's ickeeeeeee. MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe. Login or register to post comments Email this page excuse me, you gave me the February 8, 2008 - 22:11 ET by Conservative in the Arts excuse me, you gave me the wrong ballot. I need a Republican ballot. G D* it, why do you people just assume that everyones a democrat. oh, wait...that's not a pic of Elizabeth Hasselback, she's way cuter Login or register to post comments Email this page What the heck is with February 8, 2008 - 22:19 ET by ThreePuttinDude the damn Clintons and pointing a finger when ever a camera is on them? Login or register to post comments Email this page Dammit Bill! February 8, 2008 - 22:21 ET by Blonde I've told you five freakin' hundred times to put the toilet seat down, you moron! David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive Login or register to post comments Email this page Just a little electioneering February 8, 2008 - 22:51 ET by Caringwhiteguy "Chelsea got away with it up in Connecticut, so I don't see any reason why I can't stand right outside the voting booth to put the arm on someone . . . . Come over here and I'll help you fill out your ballot" Login or register to post comments Email this page Voting February 8, 2008 - 22:51 ET by Evinrude55 "Do you see any purple ink on my finger?? Login or register to post comments Email this page Does anyone want to know February 8, 2008 - 23:09 ET by contrary Does anyone want to know where this finger has been? "Republicans always get a huge pass on the racist issue. Huck is just another example. Provided they don't start up with the N word, they seem able to pander directly to the racist vote." -- Chuck Davis, intellectual heavyweight, bigot Login or register to post comments Email this page Do Not Touch February 8, 2008 - 23:12 ET by byrney How appropriate. Hillary and a "Please Do Not Touch" sign. Um. Okay. No problem. Anyone need a ten foot pole? Login or register to post comments Email this page Yea, was that sign for the February 9, 2008 - 02:42 ET by ArchConservative Yea, was that sign for the machine or the Frost Queen? Login or register to post comments Email this page "All in favor of despotic February 8, 2008 - 23:14 ET by botg "All in favor of despotic communist rule...." Hilda: "AYE" Login or register to post comments Email this page First Vote of the Day February 8, 2008 - 23:16 ET by byrney This is just my first vote of the day. There will be many more to come. Login or register to post comments Email this page "Sheryl, are you sure i only February 8, 2008 - 23:37 ET by botg "Sheryl, are you sure i only get one square??" *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page Okay, boys and girls, when I become president, there are February 8, 2008 - 23:40 ET by R D Helm Hillary Clinton standing in front of a bathroom stall at the Douglas Grafflin Elementary School in Chappaqua, New York: Okay, boys and girls, when I become president, there are going to be some changes. One of those changes is that I am going to outlaw the cutting down of trees in order to stop climate change. This means, of course, that there will be no more toilet paper. Now, watch carefully as I demonstrate..... None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe Login or register to post comments Email this page "Look what i found in my February 8, 2008 - 23:45 ET by botg "Look what i found in my nose!!!" *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page botg... Oh yuck! February 8, 2008 - 23:49 ET by bigtimer botg... Oh yuck! Login or register to post comments Email this page BT February 8, 2008 - 23:54 ET by botg picky, picky, picky!! *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page Three Dog Night February 9, 2008 - 00:05 ET by DEVILDOCMOM One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do Two can be as bad as one It's the loneliest number since the number one No is the saddest experience you'll ever know This is what the picture reminds me of...let's hope she has the "saddest experience". Login or register to post comments Email this page DevilDoc... You couldn't February 9, 2008 - 00:25 ET by bigtimer DevilDoc... You couldn't of really said it better when you think about it. Perfect.... Login or register to post comments Email this page Thanks February 9, 2008 - 00:28 ET by DEVILDOCMOM :) Login or register to post comments Email this page oops! February 9, 2008 - 00:09 ET by candance A secret cameraman catches Hillary Clinton practicing for her first "I did not" speech. Login or register to post comments Email this page or was that February 9, 2008 - 12:21 ET by Caringwhiteguy "I don't recall"? Login or register to post comments Email this page I don't ever want to be February 9, 2008 - 00:15 ET by davidrw70 I don't ever want to be called a 'pimp' again........the proper term is a 'madame' !! Got that SHUSTER? *'You lose the debate when you let someone distract you from the original idea of the debate.'* Login or register to post comments Email this page "Once again, kill everyone February 9, 2008 - 00:17 ET by Slickster "Once again, kill everyone who gets in the way!" Login or register to post comments Email this page ... February 9, 2008 - 00:33 ET by dervish Hillary prepares for a camera close-up by poking herself in the eye. Login or register to post comments Email this page derv... ...causing one February 9, 2008 - 00:36 ET by bigtimer derv... ...causing one lonely tear to drop.... Login or register to post comments Email this page thanks bigtimer February 9, 2008 - 00:40 ET by candance I totally didn't get that comment, but now it makes sense! Login or register to post comments Email this page Bill!? I see a pair of February 9, 2008 - 01:04 ET by pbanks7 Bill!? I see a pair of pumps in that voting booth with you! I'll give you ONE SECOND to finish voting for me and get back here! Bill: Seventeen is my limit on schitzengruben. Login or register to post comments Email this page Bill responds February 9, 2008 - 01:08 ET by pbanks7 Bill responds: Hon, there's a great movie showing in here - "Interns of Endearment." Wanna watch? You were raped!?! Well.... at first. Login or register to post comments Email this page Bill's Response: February 9, 2008 - 01:11 ET by pbanks7 Aw shucks, I thought I was voting for ME! AH'M the greatest! Login or register to post comments Email this page Bill? If I have to pretend February 9, 2008 - 01:22 ET by pbanks7 Bill? If I have to pretend I'm actually easy to get along with ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna pull your sorry asz out of that voting booth and reach out and touch you with my size 9 pump.... speaking of platforms.... Are the cameras rolling? Better get Sandy Berger to pull the copy. Login or register to post comments Email this page "I bet you'll never guess February 9, 2008 - 01:30 ET by The Detroit Populist "I bet you'll never guess where this finger has been!" "You know that new female campaign staffer, right?" Login or register to post comments Email this page Chappaqua? February 9, 2008 - 01:32 ET by pbanks7 This is the FIRST time I've been here in 5-1/2 years. Yup, jus' t' vote fer m'self 'n' off ta 'Bama, But'm no WAYS tard yet. Chelse! Ya better get some action goin or I'll whup yo asz woomin! Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary Rotten Clinton February 9, 2008 - 02:22 ET by Glidedon The day I am sworn in as President, I will personally give everyone a prostate exam, For Free ! Login or register to post comments Email this page I shall now demonstrate February 9, 2008 - 02:43 ET by ArchConservative I shall now demonstrate with Chris Matthews, David Shuster, and my husband. Login or register to post comments Email this page Whoa! February 10, 2008 - 00:24 ET by goldenthroat Glidedon, Now THAT'S a scary thought! Wonder if Shmillary is tying that in with universal health care? *"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan* Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary Rotten Clinton February 10, 2008 - 03:03 ET by Glidedon Well that's the For Free part. The ruse is Health Care the reality is, for the "Common Good" you have no secrets from the State. Not even the state of your prostate! Login or register to post comments Email this page "But I want to say one February 9, 2008 - 02:34 ET by HumanEvents "But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss O'Donnell." Login or register to post comments Email this page And now I have Chelsea February 9, 2008 - 02:41 ET by ArchConservative And now I have Chelsea doing my dirty work. I'm NUMBER ONE! You support the troops by supporting the mission! If you don't support the mission, have the guts to say you don't support the troops. Login or register to post comments Email this page Georgie actually believes February 9, 2008 - 05:46 ET by randy hayes Georgie actually believes he's going that way? ummm...who's his favorite philosopher?...lol (this site never fails to crack me up, laughter is the best medicine..I'll have to be careful not to offend anyone for the dreadful fear of another long censorship from the neoconservative world of faux news and fantasy ;) Nice to be Back! lata mates! ;) Login or register to post comments Email this page The sign reads "PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH." February 9, 2008 - 08:28 ET by Crash Hillary: "How about using one finger? Whew, I was feeling disenfranchised for a minute there." "Hey Bill did you read that sign back there? It 'is' what it 'is'." Bill: "But Hill ... she wasn't using her hands. So technically I didn't "touch" her." Login or register to post comments Email this page Shmillary - you naughty girl! February 9, 2008 - 09:01 ET by goldenthroat "Go ahead - pull this finger!" *"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan* Login or register to post comments Email this page "Stand aside boys, I gotta February 9, 2008 - 09:31 ET by fishshaker "Stand aside boys, I gotta go #1 and I'm usin' the urinal" Login or register to post comments Email this page "I'm pregnant" February 9, 2008 - 09:41 ET by fishshaker "I'm pregnant" Login or register to post comments Email this page How? February 9, 2008 - 12:19 ET by Caringwhiteguy How? Login or register to post comments Email this page whiteguy February 9, 2008 - 12:23 ET by botg well, you start with three bags......... *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page Purple Ink February 9, 2008 - 10:15 ET by rscamp13 "See no purple ink, and when I'm president, there won't be anyone with any either" Login or register to post comments Email this page And furthermore... February 9, 2008 - 10:31 ET by goldenthroat Can Shmillary lose? With grace? Yeah, right! If THAT happens, I have some prime real estate at the base of Mt. St. Helens I'll sell ya! http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120241915915951669.html?mod=opinion_main_commentaries *"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan* Login or register to post comments Email this page who wants to smell my February 9, 2008 - 13:39 ET by charlietexas who wants to smell my finger???? guess where its been Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary, emerging from the February 9, 2008 - 14:28 ET by c5then Hillary, emerging from the election booth: "Well, that's one. How many other polling places are we visiting today?" The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08. Login or register to post comments Email this page "Children, CHILDREN!... February 9, 2008 - 14:43 ET by Wilbur747 Listen up! Hush! Look at me. Listen to what I have to say. I know best. You need to vote for me! If you don't, I'll have no choice but to garnish your allowance...oh wait! I'm going to do that anyway..." Login or register to post comments Email this page Look! In my protest of the February 9, 2008 - 15:18 ET by GregE Look! In my protest of the Iraq war, my voting finger is not dyed purple. Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary picks a running February 10, 2008 - 00:41 ET by fitzfong Hillary picks a running mate. Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary exits the clinic February 9, 2008 - 17:42 ET by the struggler Hillary exits the clinic after searching for David Schuster's undescended testicle. Login or register to post comments Email this page One Million Dollars! February 10, 2008 - 00:49 ET by fitzfong One *Million* Dollars! Login or register to post comments Email this page "I warned you not to go in there with Bill... February 10, 2008 - 01:46 ET by Parker1227 ...now we're going to have sick Sidney Blumenthal on you. Better hide your animals little missy." Login or register to post comments Email this page That's Queen Hillary to you... February 10, 2008 - 08:41 ET by Parker1227 ...groundling! Login or register to post comments Email this page Girls, Girls, Girls... February 10, 2008 - 11:20 ET by okiehawk44 I only did it with a man 1 time. Just 1 time i swear. Login or register to post comments Email this page "Hold on, I'm fixing to February 10, 2008 - 13:46 ET by ConservativeRex "Hold on, I'm fixing to cry"! I notice she doesn't have any purple ink on her finger, she should feel lucky. Login or register to post comments Email this page "That's one small finger February 10, 2008 - 14:10 ET by Jack Bauer "That's one small finger for a woman... one giant finger to you." Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me! Login or register to post comments Email this page a little machine politics February 10, 2008 - 14:15 ET by needle "OK, this voting machine is fixed now." Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.