Weekend Captionfest II

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Presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) talks with Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) as they wait for President Bush to deliver the final State of the Union address of his presidency at the Capitol building, January 28, 2008. [Reuters]

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→ Hey Ted

February 2, 2008 - 19:16 ET by Cool Arrow

Watch me give her the hair comb okey doke.

♣ a seal

Look this is not driving

February 2, 2008 - 19:24 ET by USA4freedom

Look this is not driving miss Daisy, I not going anywhere in a car with you.

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party,the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

In a liberal world, in a

February 3, 2008 - 10:02 ET by USA4freedom

In a liberal world, in a failed galaxy long ago:

Toda: No more training do you require. Already know you, that which you need.

Obbama-Wan: I cannot escape my destiny. I must face Darth Clinton again

Toda: You have learned you have of the Jedi mind control, shuck and jive. Learned you have to promise every thing to every one and deliver nothing you will. One thing remains. Clinton. You must confront Darth Clinton. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront her you will. Be mindful the darks side is strong with her. Don’t turn your back or a light saber in your back you will find, and turn up in Marcy park you will.

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party,the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

Ted?

February 2, 2008 - 19:25 ET by dervish

Ted? Yo, Ted? TED?

ROFL

February 2, 2008 - 19:41 ET by celator

Very good. Kinda says it all.

Liberal's Basic Rule For Discourse: I don't care if you agree with my premises, but I demand that you agree with my conclusions.

BO: "Please guide me with

February 2, 2008 - 19:27 ET by Blazer

BO:

"Please guide me with all your grace oh great one and bestow upon me your infinite liberal wisdom"

TK:

"Ahh cut the crap Barry and pour me another Cutty,by the way where's those hooker's you promised for the endorsement?"

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."

Do you remember that black girl from college.........daddy

February 2, 2008 - 19:29 ET by Lame Cherry

Seriously am glad Teddy found the son he never had as he has never looked healthier or happier.

Glad Obama can do that for him.

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Get it right!

February 2, 2008 - 19:29 ET by celator

"It's OBAMA, not OSAMA. Get it right for once!"

Liberal's Basic Rule For Discourse: I don't care if you agree with my premises, but I demand that you agree with my conclusions.

You are right,

February 2, 2008 - 22:06 ET by DEVILDOCMOM

Rush will sure have a lot of mileage out of that old tape of ted totally mispronouncing obama's name. It sure was funny...

Yes..

February 2, 2008 - 22:51 ET by celator

I was actualy listening for it when Ted made his speech. Would have been great to hear it! ;+}

Liberal's Basic Rule For Discourse: I don't care if you agree with my premises, but I demand that you agree with my conclusions.

It's water under the bridge

February 2, 2008 - 19:49 ET by bigtimer

It's water under the bridge now Ted....water under the bridge.

Kennedy: " Remember, talk

February 2, 2008 - 19:49 ET by alamojb

Kennedy: " Remember, talk about "alternative energy" and "energy independence", but NEVER let them build a windfarm anywhere on the East coast. And no oil...and no nukes....anywhere...and tear down the hydro dams."

Obama:" I will see you and McCain at the next "common purpose" meeting.

(whispering firmly) They say

February 2, 2008 - 19:57 ET by GregE

(whispering firmly) They say I'm the new JFK. Well...let me tell you something Ted...(pause)...it's more to it than they know....much...much more to it....(pause)....I am not John...but you know things happen with our family. Relationships occur...passionate...uncontrolled moments occur...and have....(pause)....and did....(longer pause)...Ted.........I am your brother Ted.... (pause)....its true..................I'm your black brother.

I'm ridin' in your car, you

February 2, 2008 - 19:56 ET by DaBird

I'm ridin' in your car, you turn on the radio
You're pullin' me close, I just say no
I say I don't like it, but you know I'm a liar
'Cause when we kiss, ooh, fire

A Conversation

February 2, 2008 - 20:09 ET by candance

Barack: Master, master, your plan worked! Sending McCain to infiltrate the GOP was genius!

Ted: Divide and conquer, young grasshopper.

Barack: And the best part is, even if they're dumb enough to vote him in anyway, we can walk all over him!

Ted: After 50 years of trying we have at last found their kryptonite. A POW! No one over there is brave enough to criticize a war hero! Why didn't we think of that decades ago?

Barack: And such a brilliant plan casting Hillary as the alternative. It's like the perfect chess move - put them on defense with an aggressive queen and watch them circle their king to their own demise!

Ted: You better be taking notes sonny. Write all this down. Someone must be clever in the future to assure the Right doesn't stage a breakout.

Barack: Of course master. Let me bask in your genius a little while longer and I will be ready to destroy them.

Patience Ted. You'll get

February 2, 2008 - 20:09 ET by stratman

Patience Ted. You'll get the other half of my liver once I'm prez.

Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.

Hussein: I think McCain has

February 2, 2008 - 21:05 ET by wiwf

Hussein: I think McCain has bigger jowels than you now that I've seen you up close!

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

Ted, after you agreed to

February 2, 2008 - 21:15 ET by Free Stinker

Ted, after you agreed to support me, Hillary said she was going to have a Massachusetts prosecutor friend of hers ask you about a girl named Mary Jo Kopechne. I don't think it's anything to worry about though. Ted? Ted?!

Please Teddy, can't you

February 2, 2008 - 21:40 ET by cruiser

Please Teddy, can't you offer to give Hillary a ride home? You only have to do it one time. There's a bottle in it for you.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -------Groucho Marx

Please Teddy

February 4, 2008 - 01:35 ET by Judith

Oooh, ouch, ouch, ouchie! Coolieo!

ok

February 2, 2008 - 21:35 ET by bigpapa

"look you stupid old white boy drunk,,, I've got the pictures and you will make me president"!

BO:" Indorse me or I'll

February 2, 2008 - 21:39 ET by charlietexas

BO:" Indorse me or I'll tell everyone your my real daddy"

Teddy:"Its ok, Luke, I am your father"

Look, Senator Kennedy,

February 2, 2008 - 22:18 ET by fitzfong

Look, Senator Kennedy, you're welcome to come along for the ride. But, for the last time, I'm driving.

Senator , they are all out of the Macallan. Is Cutty okay?

February 2, 2008 - 22:29 ET by R D Helm

And what, exactly, are you mumbling about Hillary asking you to endorse me?

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe

Obama: Baby, I'm gonna rock

February 2, 2008 - 22:31 ET by Roger the Shrubber

Obama: Baby, I'm gonna rock your world!

Say my great white daddy,

February 2, 2008 - 23:13 ET by upcountrywater

Mike Jackson just gave me his secret whitening formula, By the time November rolls around, I'll be whiter than you.

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

4 (unthinkable) H-bombs, NOW THAT'S SOME CHANGE

Keep the change Bob

Once in a lifetime....

February 2, 2008 - 23:39 ET by JoggerNot

The same as it ever was...

Now You Might Find yourself, in a big automobile...

February 3, 2008 - 00:02 ET by JoggerNot

History Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc

With a purple umbrella, and a fifty cent hat!

February 3, 2008 - 00:09 ET by JoggerNot

roll around town in your age'ed cadillac!

Dont give me no hand me down shoes.

February 3, 2008 - 00:18 ET by JoggerNot

Dont give me no hand me down world. Got one allready! ...

Kennedy asks barry, Whats all this music about in this thread?

February 3, 2008 - 00:25 ET by JoggerNot

Kumbayah. My Allah...Kumbayah...

Old songs

February 3, 2008 - 23:33 ET by pbanks7

Sydney poured a pint of Guiness on Benny's boots.

MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.

Is that a flask in

February 3, 2008 - 00:20 ET by Jer

Is that a flask in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Jer

Jer Jer Jer

February 3, 2008 - 13:53 ET by well99

That is terrible.Funny but terrible...lol

TK:"Allright kid your

February 3, 2008 - 01:27 ET by Blazer

TK:

"Allright kid your blockin' my view and Hillary's gettin' ready to bend over again. Quit crowdin' me Willis, just who da' hell do ya' think I am here Mr. Drummond?"

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."

Here's the deal Ted,

February 3, 2008 - 01:43 ET by IamTinman

Every time you mention JFK, Camelot, and me in the same sentence (and it's OBAMA butthead) there'll be a case of scotch delivered to your office, Caroline will get a personality booster, and Patrick will get another free week in rehab.

Implanted Chip

February 3, 2008 - 01:52 ET by Parker1227

"The chip you implanted in Hillary is starting to work. She's already had three episodes where she started blurting out the truth about the mafia years in Arkansas."

Killer Bunnies

February 3, 2008 - 01:57 ET by Parker1227

"The genetically modified killer bunnies now have a 99% accuracy rate at identifying conservatives. I say we release them on the 4th of July."

Really? Two black women

February 3, 2008 - 03:18 ET by Glidedon

Really?

Two black women can get married in Massachusetts?

Have any done it?

Dr. Phares makes a compelling case for Mitt Romney

February 3, 2008 - 03:19 ET by Daniel Baker

Inshort, if elected, Romney will try to destroy the
mother ship, McCain will supply the trenches, Clinton will pull the
troops back to the barracks and Obama will visit the foes’ bunkers.

"I Thought You Said the Gays Would Vote for Me Not McCain?"

February 3, 2008 - 09:14 ET by PopularTech

Gay Republicans Flock To McCain (The New York Sun)

The Anti 'Man-Made' Global Warming Resource

Comfortably Dumb.

February 3, 2008 - 09:44 ET by Crash

"Hello ... is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can here me. Is there anyone at home?" Roger Waters

Listen ta me Teddy ya old

February 3, 2008 - 09:49 ET by muh-oon

Listen ta me Teddy ya old bum, youre-a gonna eat thunda and youre-a gonna crap lightnan I tell ya. Your nose is broken and I tell ya it looks better. Lay off da women and stop drinkin dat pi$$ ya bum. Now get back in der and beat on Hillary like a side a raw beef till her ribs snap.