Sen. Barack Obama (D-Illinois) and Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) embrace following their debate in Los Angeles on January 31, 2008.
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Hillary to herself:
February 1, 2008 - 17:51 ET by WhoIsJohnGalt"If I can't get this shive into this chump without being spotted, Bill's gonna fire that rifle before he even lets go of me...a la Manchurian Candidate...no one will even suspect me."
Yuck
February 1, 2008 - 17:52 ET by ksimm81Two socialists who want to turn America into a nanny state. And Obama just got endorsed by moveon.org......
Thank GOD, I'm a Conservative.
Hillary: I promise ...
February 1, 2008 - 17:55 ET by drillanwrHillary: I promise ... Mine's bigger than Bill's ... and straight.
OBsama: But Mrs. Clinton, I'm a married man ...
Drillanwr, that might be the
February 2, 2008 - 08:41 ET by USA4freedomDrillanwr,that might be the best ever.. and true.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
A la Blazing Saddles and Lily von Schtupp
February 2, 2008 - 09:21 ET by OldSailor88"So, is it twue what they say about you.....men?"
Stultus est sicut stultus facit
I said the sheriff is
February 2, 2008 - 09:31 ET by USA4freedomI said the sheriff is near..
Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party,the party left me.
Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.
Obama whispers sweet
February 1, 2008 - 17:57 ET by BurgherObama whispers sweet nothings into Hilary's ear. Receives endorsment, Hillary bows out
Clinton and Obama dance the
February 1, 2008 - 17:57 ET by kgClinton and Obama dance the night away.
and as always
February 1, 2008 - 21:11 ET by Cape Conservativefighting over who gets to lead!
Yep, my thoughts exactly
February 2, 2008 - 00:10 ET by DEVILDOCMOMI immediately thought of the song "I could have danced all night, I could have danced all night...". What a love fest.
Barack Obama attempts to
February 1, 2008 - 17:58 ET by HermanoBarack Obama attempts to remove Hillary Clinton's nose, confident that with John Edward's withdrawal, there will be no lawsuit.
Every dad's nightmare
February 1, 2008 - 18:05 ET by FranksamIf Hill's dad were alive now, he'd be spinning in his grave, with apologies to Yogi Berra.
Liberals don't care what you do, as long as it's mandatory. -Franksam
"If I only had a brain."
February 1, 2008 - 18:06 ET by CrashIsn't Hillary's expression that of Scarecrow?
→ Save the last dance
February 1, 2008 - 18:06 ET by Cool ArrowI saw this flick. The guy is just a stepping stone for the chick.
Lotsa sniffles. Sorry if I ruined the ending.
♣ a seal
Once you've had Barack ... you'll never go back.
February 1, 2008 - 18:25 ET by Crash"We've been dancing around the issues all night, mind if I cut in?"
"Eh yuk, yuk, yuk."
Look, lady, I'm on to you.
February 1, 2008 - 18:08 ET by fitzfongLook, lady, I'm on to you. Do you think I wasn't going to notice the sand bag on the pulley above my podium?
B. Hussein: "Sorry about
February 1, 2008 - 18:12 ET by mattmB. Hussein: "Sorry about that Wal Mart crack."
H. Rodham C: "Sorry about that slum-lord thing."
Love Means
February 1, 2008 - 20:39 ET by CellaLove means never having to say you're sorry.
Let go
February 1, 2008 - 18:14 ET by JayTeeLet go of my lower abdominal tubes, I'm not Wild Bill, ya know.
Hillary: " B.O., my penis
February 1, 2008 - 18:16 ET by charlietexasHillary: " B.O., my penis is bigger then yours".
B.O." "I know, Michelle told me so".
sigh
February 1, 2008 - 18:23 ET by MOONSTRUCKIf only I were President right now, this photo op might just get me impeached.....Oh Well, all in DUE time. Is that a cigar in your pocket?
→ Barack Baby
February 1, 2008 - 18:26 ET by Cool Arrow"I'm getting that not so fresh feeling"
♣ a seal
Heaven...I'm in
February 1, 2008 - 18:28 ET by motherbeltObama singing:
Heaven...I'm in heaven.....
When we're out together dancing cheek-to-cheek......
The senator from Illinois asks the senator from New York -
February 1, 2008 - 18:28 ET by FastEdIs it really true, umm, about the, ahh, short skirt thing? 'Cause if it is, Obama don't do that!!
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Hillary's Judas kiss.
February 1, 2008 - 18:31 ET by johnbarryHillary's Judas kiss.
If McCain gets the Nomination, Hillary...
February 1, 2008 - 19:56 ET by Syrius...will you make me
your VP?
I hear the luscious Ann Coulter will join our campaign.... If I'm your VP, I want Ann on the
campaign trail with me. I just love bony white women! Maybe she'll wear
the pirate eyepatch.
Syrius
If you don't believe me...
Ann Coulter supports Hillary Video...
http://jezebel.com/3...
BO: This WILL be an Obama
February 1, 2008 - 18:42 ET by JerryBO: This WILL be an Obama Nation, beeotch!
HC: That WOULD be an abomination, homey.
BO: Then we agree.
HC: I think we can all agree that this IS a Rodham nation.
BO: Yes, totally a raw damnation.
HC: Then we DO agree.
BO: It's all a question of semantics.
HC: There you go with the race card. There's not an anti-semantic bone in my body.
BO: It's semitic, not semantic... Allah Akbar!!
HC: Why don't you agree to quit and be my veep? I like the sound of a Rodham/Hussein ticket.
BO: I agree that Rodham Hussein has a nice ring to it, but I would never agree to it.
HC: Why don't you agree to get those monster ears tucked.
BO: Why don't you agree to iron my shirt beeotch?
HC: This ain't over home boy...
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Hillary vs Obama
February 1, 2008 - 19:15 ET by kmcWhen politicians hug, it's like prize fighters shaking hands.
Listen here missy, you even
February 1, 2008 - 19:24 ET by jezebelleListen here missy, you even think about pulling the race card 'gain and I'll cut you!
Obama: Hillary, does my
February 1, 2008 - 19:25 ET by DaBirdObama: Hillary, does my head smell like Ted Kennedy's butt?
Clinton: sniff...sniff.....Yes.
Obama: Damnit!
Who's gonna lead this dance?
February 1, 2008 - 19:28 ET by celatorHillary: I'll lead
Barack: No, I'll lead
Hillary: No, I'll lead
Barack: No, I'll lead
Hillary: No, I'll lead
Barack: No, I'll lead
Hillary: No, I'll lead
Barack: No, I'll lead
Hillary: No, I'll lead
Barack: No, I'll lead
Hillary: No, I'll lead
etc
Liberal's Basic Rule For Discourse: I don't care if you agree with my premises, but I demand that you agree with my conclusions.
darn
February 1, 2008 - 21:15 ET by Cape Conservativeyou beat me to it! I didn't read all before my earlier post ;-) Great minds...
;+}
February 1, 2008 - 21:42 ET by celatorThe real trick is to figure out what tune they are dancing to!! ;+}
Liberal's Basic Rule For Discourse: I don't care if you agree with my premises, but I demand that you agree with my conclusions.
Advice for Obama
February 1, 2008 - 19:28 ET by not_lima_HI know you're probably on your tenth shower by now. The only thing that might work is tomato juice. I don't know what to tell you about the willies though.
Man, nothing quite like
February 1, 2008 - 19:35 ET by Trix RabbitMan, nothing quite like watching two sagging, tax-fattened, churlish, neo-marxist, barbarian harridans cross all ethnic gaps and turn the entire debate audience into a bunch of drooling imbeciles.
It makes this rabbit want to ride his Harley to a place where there are less mutants and freaks like these. Maybe Chernobyl or Love Canal.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
HC: Would you like another
February 1, 2008 - 19:40 ET by balboaHC: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Oh No! 15 is my limit on
February 1, 2008 - 19:46 ET by HermanoOh No! 15 is my limit on schnitzengrubens.
:-) Bitte, baby. Bitte.
February 1, 2008 - 19:51 ET by balboa:-)
Bitte, baby. Bitte.
It's twue, it's twue!
February 2, 2008 - 09:54 ET by ArchConservativeIt's twue, it's twue!
Original answer to "It's Twue..."
February 2, 2008 - 19:07 ET by red_dragon311"Baby , you'er sitting on my arm"
"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin
Badges? Badges? We don't
February 2, 2008 - 14:47 ET by DingbatBadges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!!
LockBox
February 1, 2008 - 19:48 ET by VT Con ManShrillary: "Barry, I'll put these in my testical lockbox for later....now dance!!!"
gag...
And the Academy Awards for
February 1, 2008 - 19:46 ET by Chris NormanAnd the Academy Awards for Best Actor and Actress goes to....Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama for pretending that they don't hate each other!
A good one!
February 1, 2008 - 21:17 ET by Cape Conservative#1 so far ;-)
Hey Hillary - My Cigar is bigger than Bill's
February 1, 2008 - 19:54 ET by YaegerMeisterNo text
Barack: I must break
February 1, 2008 - 20:06 ET by Roger the ShrubberBarack: I must break you.
Laady Pantsuit: Go for it...
...
February 1, 2008 - 20:08 ET by dervish"Pleasure me, Mandingo..."
H & O
February 1, 2008 - 20:26 ET by PeterD"Hillary.. I must ask you... is that a roll of quarters in your pantsuit pocket... or are you just happy to see me?"
mano a mano
February 1, 2008 - 20:27 ET by BarkerBeast greets Pest
B.O: What is that fragrance
February 1, 2008 - 20:27 ET by BlazerB.O: What is that fragrance you have on Hill, it's driving me asolutely wiiiiiild.
HRC: It's the new Hugo Chavez Boss for women. Ya, know I alway's wanted my own Mandingo, you can come visit the Oval Office when Bill's not around.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Isn't it 'Big House' instead of Oval Office?
February 1, 2008 - 20:57 ET by SyriusBlazer,
Isn't it 'Big House' instead of Oval Office?
Syrius
"Hugo Chavez Boss" LOL!
February 1, 2008 - 21:05 ET by Mark Finkelstein"Hugo Chavez Boss"
LOL! Line 'o the day!
HRC: "Ya, know standing
February 1, 2008 - 20:34 ET by BlazerHRC:
"Ya, know standing here with you Barack, so close, now I finally know what a Hammer and Sickle feel like together."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
i can't help but take this pics straight to the gutter
February 1, 2008 - 20:42 ET by lunaticcringeradiohillarys thinking: wow that bulge he's pressing against me might just bring me back to trying men again.
lunaticcringeradio
Cha -Cha Change ship of FOOLS!!
February 1, 2008 - 20:51 ET by upcountrywaterdancing for carter, 70% tax bracket, exchanging body fluids, alls good in public school land, stupid is and does.
iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..
Cha, cha, change, it's a comming. <all computer screens are now blank & black> screw YOUR change
Black and white
February 1, 2008 - 21:14 ET by ammo johnHussein Obama: "I love dumb white women."
Hillary Rodham: "I like inexperienced black men. That's why I married one".
Dolph Clinton
February 1, 2008 - 21:55 ET by hordog(in very bad Ivan Drago voice)
"I must crush you."
("Oh Bawock, It's twue, It's twue, It's twue...." would work too but I already used that one on another picture....would be cheatin...but, the classics never die)
But will you still respect
February 1, 2008 - 22:09 ET by SaseboSailorBut will you still respect me in the morning?
He who hesitates is last
HRC: "Hey Barack....
February 1, 2008 - 22:13 ET by BlazerHRC:
"Hey Barack.... ya' ever dance with the devil in pale moonlight?"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Obama-Mama
February 1, 2008 - 22:32 ET by David N MOWill you be my VP?
Actors filled the audience,
February 1, 2008 - 22:39 ET by GregEThey think the actors are in the audience. Good show, let's go backstage so I can hit it.
In It to Win It
February 1, 2008 - 22:37 ET by pearlHussein: I'm In It to Win It. I'm not going to withdraw.
Rod-ham: Oooh, O.
we're on a roll
February 1, 2008 - 22:40 ET by WesenThe media is ignoring Romney and our Hate Huck/Hate McCain plants are doing our dirty work at Newsbusters and Lucianne. Life's good... and I see Coulter will be working my campaign, I'm so flushed.
Rats, I forgot the
February 1, 2008 - 22:43 ET by alamojbRats, I forgot the password for the next "Common Purpose" meeting.
Here, lets call McCain and find out.
http://elliotlakenews.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/common-purpose-is-to-brainwash/
The poison of Multiculturalism has made people so that if the "Borg" of Star Trek were to show up saying "resistance is futile, you will be assimilated", half the Western World would call those of us who resisted "Bigots" and "xenophobes"
Nice one, alamo, lmao
February 1, 2008 - 22:46 ET by BlazerNice one, alamo, lmao !
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Blazer, Do you know
February 1, 2008 - 23:40 ET by alamojbBlazer,
Do you know much about " Common Purpose"?
Very little alamo, some sort
February 1, 2008 - 23:46 ET by BlazerVery little alamo, some sort of EU, NWO kinda' thing.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
swordfish
February 1, 2008 - 22:51 ET by botgswordfish
lol
February 1, 2008 - 23:41 ET by alamojblol
"I just threw up in my mouth
February 1, 2008 - 22:49 ET by the struggler"I just threw up in my mouth a little."
Obama:"If elected, when it
February 1, 2008 - 22:55 ET by muh-oonObama:"If elected, when it comes to Iraq, I'm gonna pull out quicker than Bill did the last time the bag came off of your head."
Hillary:"Obama, we are in Hollywood. Let's not fight in front of the children"
the children
February 2, 2008 - 08:17 ET by SouthJersey1953Great line: "Obama, we are in Hollywood. Let's not fight in front of the children"
No RINOs in '08
HRC:"tee, hee, hee, the GOP
February 1, 2008 - 23:17 ET by BlazerHRC: "tee, hee, hee, the GOP has thier Manchurian candidate, we in the DNC have our Mandingo candidate and Miss Hillary plan's on slippin' out back to the slave quarter's tonite when Bill goes to sleep.You really know how to put the Rod in Rodham."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
No "caption" here, but it proves one thing. We are all suckers.
February 2, 2008 - 00:23 ET by R D HelmThis whole Obama vs. Clinton "rift" has been just another illusion.
Obama will be the VP candidate in November.
Suckers, we have been.
None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe
This whole Obama vs.
February 2, 2008 - 00:30 ET by balboaThis whole Obama vs. Clinton "rift" has been just another illusion.
To what end?
bal, we have been had. Bigtime.
February 2, 2008 - 23:15 ET by R D HelmBroom Hilda will pick Obama as her running mate. It is a no-lose proposition for her, as it will allow the Clinton camp to easily repair the "rift" between blacks and whites in the democrat party.
Believe me, come election day. all will be foregiven. And then some.
None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe
bal, we have been had. Bigtime.
February 2, 2008 - 23:16 ET by R D HelmBroom Hilda will pick Obama as her running mate. It is a no-lose proposition for her, as it will allow the Clinton camp to easily repair the "rift" between blacks and whites in the democrat party.
Believe me, come election day. all will be foregiven. And then some.
None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe
What if Obama wins the
February 2, 2008 - 23:18 ET by balboaWhat if Obama wins the nomination?
bal, Broom Hilda will win, as Obama has no chance.
February 2, 2008 - 23:31 ET by R D HelmAt the end of the day, Obama hasn't a prayer, as the rank-and-file dems will never get behind his candidacy. They may support him "publicly," but, when push comes to shove and the feces is about to impact the impeller and they are standing stark alone in the voting booth, it will be an entirely different matter.
Remember, despite their all-inclusive rhetoric, democrat support for minorities only goes so far.
None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe
I was with you until the ol'
February 2, 2008 - 23:36 ET by balboaI was with you until the ol' "Dems are racist" bit. Lovely.
bal, I wasn't saying that per-se, but look at their record.
February 2, 2008 - 23:56 ET by R D HelmBilly Jeff's cabinet was as lilly-white as a freshly laundered Robert Byrd sheet.
Ron Brown and and Joycelyn Elders were essentially the only exceptions.
Ron Brown died in a plane crash, and Elders was a loon, who was taken seriously by no one.
Bal, they talk a good game, but when it comes time to take the field.....
None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe
Well, I don't think that
February 2, 2008 - 23:59 ET by balboaWell, I don't think that looking at the racial makeup of one's cabinet is necessarily a reflection of a party's racial attitudes.
I don't think that looking
February 3, 2008 - 00:40 ET by R D HelmI don't think that looking at the racial makeup of one's cabinet is necessarily a reflection of a party's racial attitudes.
You said it, not me.
Clinton was president for eight years, and Brown and Elders was the best he could do?
None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. -J.W. von Goethe
.
February 2, 2008 - 00:31 ET by dervish"We'll always have Ottumwa."
Cue the voices of Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
February 2, 2008 - 00:40 ET by left wing escapee"... Ebony and Ivory ... "
........ebony and Hillary,
February 2, 2008 - 00:43 ET by Blazer........ebony and Hillary, go together like the KGB and Stasi, side by side in my Gulag, oh lord why dont' we..........
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
WHOOOOOOAH. Just looked
February 2, 2008 - 01:03 ET by SchnikeysWHOOOOOOAH.
Just looked at the picture.
Chikka-chikka-wow-wow.
Kissy Kissy
February 2, 2008 - 02:05 ET by NofOOsama: "I see dead people!"
RedCom-illary: Thinking... "I only see one, looking right at me!"
"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat" R. Reagan
Room 406 in 20 minutes
February 2, 2008 - 04:02 ET by IamTinmanRoom 406 in 20 minutes and don't wear any underwear!
man, uhh,....I'd rather
February 2, 2008 - 10:55 ET by Blazerman, uhh,....I'd rather be put in room 1408........(shiver)
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Hill: What will we do about Bill?
February 2, 2008 - 05:40 ET by Parker1227Obama: I found the perfect dominatrix to keep him out of our hair for 8 years.
Hill: Not the one on 32nd and Cherry, by chance?
Obama: You've been there too? I know people who have been on the waiting list for 6 months!
Hill: But it is sooo worth it!
OB: you know Bills going to
February 2, 2008 - 08:45 ET by USA4freedomOB: you know Bills going to be out of town a lot..Hill: I know. OB: do you have a blue dress?Hill: just back from the cleaners.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
As we say in the 'hood...
February 2, 2008 - 09:29 ET by Jack Bauer"Well Hill, do you think they bought it?"
February 2, 2008 - 09:32 ET by Crash"Mrs Vice President, I think this is the beginning of a big ass't relationship."
Blazing Saddles
February 2, 2008 - 09:33 ET by billbLooks like a scene right out of Blazing Saddles with Madelane Kahn and Clevon Little
A three way race?
February 2, 2008 - 09:35 ET by Crash"McCain's prospects are rising, either way we're in."
"Hey Barack, there's this
February 2, 2008 - 09:55 ET by ArchConservative"Hey Barack, there's this nice little park I know of in DC that I'd like to take you to."
Still from the upcoming
February 2, 2008 - 11:04 ET by BlazerStill from the upcoming movie........'Driving Miss Crazy'
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
H/O
February 2, 2008 - 12:46 ET by Emma Grump"Whoa! Hillary! That's some grip you got there, girl. Good thing I'm wearing a dark suit!"
Barack And Hillary photo
February 2, 2008 - 13:29 ET by Marty Davis"Once you go black you never go back."
You want bad taste? An NPR host used a JFK assassination analysis comment to illustrate the tension between Obama and Hillary at the State Of The Union. Exclusively reported by Chickaboomer here:
http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2008/02/hit-me-with-your-best-shot.html
Marty Davis
http://www.chickaboomer.blogspot.com/
Best one yet I laughed
February 2, 2008 - 19:27 ET by red_dragon311Best one yet
I laughed out loud here at work and almost got in trouble LOL
"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin
All Dorky Inside
February 2, 2008 - 14:28 ET by JoelCTHillary: "Oh, Barack, when you touch me there, I get all melty and turn back into that dorky buck-toothed college girl I used to be!"
Look at that picture, and tell me that this isn't the winning comment, I dare you!
Caption Contest
February 2, 2008 - 15:56 ET by SupermanHillary, I know we agreed not to fight, but do you really have to hump my leg?