Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) pokes Sen. Barack Obama (D-Illinois) as he was dozing off during the Democratic presidential debate in South Carolina, January 21, 2008.
I did not...have....financial relations with that man...Tony Rezko...I don't know how he got in that picture...I never invited him...not a single time, never.
"Y'all bettah not go ackin' up, up in he'ah, South Cacka-lackie. I got's mah homie B-dog watchin mah tip twunty-fo-sevin. Y'all got's tah hep a sistah out, tah hep you, if y'all know what's good for ya', cuz weez about tah have us a hooooooly ghost pahty up in he'ah ta'nite. Can I git a woot-woot !? "
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"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
You think it's easy being married to Bill? Here's the only joke he knows (in Bill Clinton's voice), "Hillary, pumpkin, come over here and pull my finger!"
two secular socialists (modern term for liberal) compete.... not a dime difference in their wacko voting records... and BO is sooo slow on the comeback..he has a mountain of facts about the Klintons to reply with... but he smiles and takes it. Takes it from the Cowardly Lyingness who can barely walk from all the ethical baggage she carries. Maybe Rudy should do some cosmetic work for one debate and slice the inexperienced liar into thin pieces. Come on, Barack, get it in gear.
Hillary:"Barack!! Listen to me!! Dont you look at the floor, look over there, do you see that man? That is PRESIDENT Bill Clinton!! Do you want me to have him come over here and-Dont you look at the floor!!"
Her Thighness: Damn it, Wolf! Stick to the script, or else. Have you forgotten who you work for? That's right, boy, you work for me. That C on your paycheck stands for Clinton, and you better fall back into line. Wipe that stupid look off your face! Don't make me angry...you won't like it when I'm angry. Bill and I have stepped over a lot of bodies in our day, and I don't think you want to be next. Do you? Now, what was that question again?
Wolfie: Your Majesty, how does it feel to be the most admired and intelligent woman in the history of the universe?
i just want to know why even if i am a republican who decides to be a teacher i would have to pay union fees that would eventually end up supporting a democrat? or any union...my hard earned money would be forced to go to a cause i am against...isn't this socialism?
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"How would you like to have
January 25, 2008 - 17:47 ET by Chris Norman"How would you like to have this arm broken, Barak?"
Look! I'm pointing at
January 25, 2008 - 17:48 ET by balboaLook! I'm pointing at something!
Just because you're taller
January 25, 2008 - 17:50 ET by FastEdthen me, I can jab you where it hurts, and I've learned finger jabs from the best. And if that doesn't work, I'll cry, . . . again.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY)
January 25, 2008 - 17:51 ET by DaBirdSen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) pokes Sen. Barack Obama (D-Illinois) as he was dozing off during the Democratic presidential debate in South Carolina, January 21, 2008.
.....Tit for Tat....
January 25, 2008 - 17:53 ET by bigtimer.....Tit for Tat....
Hsu's that
January 25, 2008 - 17:55 ET by LionKingHsu's that Rezko
LK... LOL!
January 25, 2008 - 17:59 ET by bigtimerLK...
LOL!
lol bt
January 25, 2008 - 22:10 ET by byrneylol bt. good one.
Barak daydreaming
January 25, 2008 - 17:54 ET by LionKing"I wonder if the Rodhams believed in abortion?"
Yes they do
January 28, 2008 - 12:03 ET by kbworkman...but only for lesser persons.
In classic Clinton style,
January 25, 2008 - 17:58 ET by mattmIn classic Clinton style, Hillary points her finger while spewing forth more bullcrap.
(I wonder if Bill got the finger from Hillary or the other way around...)
Which finger? :)
January 25, 2008 - 18:03 ET by Chris NormanWhich finger?
It's Hillary, so you must
January 25, 2008 - 22:15 ET by Scout FinchIt's Hillary, so you must mean "witch" finger.
Hillary - "You better know
January 25, 2008 - 17:59 ET by liberal_bug_zapperHillary - "You better know your place boy!"
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"We can only reason from what is; we can reason on actualities, but not on possibilities." ~ Thomas Paine
I did
January 25, 2008 - 18:01 ET by motherbeltI did not...have....financial relations with that man...Tony Rezko...I don't know how he got in that picture...I never invited him...not a single time, never.
mb... Laugh out loud
January 25, 2008 - 18:03 ET by bigtimermb...
Laugh out loud funny...
See we were on the same track...you just verbalized it perfectly gal!
Hillary: "I did not have
January 25, 2008 - 18:02 ET by stratmanHillary: "I did not have sexual relations with that wo... Opps. Wrong talking point."
Meanwhile, BO is thinking "I wouldn't hit that if they gave me the presidency."
Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.
Hillary: "I will destroy
January 25, 2008 - 18:05 ET by ammo johnHillary: "I will destroy you. I will destroy your family. I will destroy your career."
Obama: (chuckles) "Racist."
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT
January 25, 2008 - 18:17 ET by TOEI DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN IN THE AUDIENCE......JANET RENO !
but I did have sex with ...
January 25, 2008 - 18:19 ET by LionKing"I did have sex with this finger and yes, I did inhale!"
I told you boy, my car is
January 25, 2008 - 18:33 ET by somedaysI told you boy, my car is over there. Now quit shuffling around and go get it.
HRC:" Get back on your
January 25, 2008 - 18:39 ET by BlazerHRC:
" Get back on your Cream Of Wheat box, Uncle Ben, this election is mine, muhahahahaha !! "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Meet audacious and
January 25, 2008 - 18:37 ET by bigtimerMeet audacious and arrogant...Gen. Hillary Clinton.
HRC reinventing herself
January 25, 2008 - 18:43 ET by LionKing"Ladies and gentleman. B*tches and homies..."
You didn't say....
January 25, 2008 - 18:42 ET by celatorMr. Russert, you did not say "May I?" so I'm not gonna answer the question. And wipe that smirk off your face before I wipe it off for you!
Liberal's Basic Rule For Discourse: I don't care if you agree with my premises, but I demand that you agree with my conclusions.
HRC's warning
January 25, 2008 - 18:43 ET by LionKing"Ladies and gentlemen. Do not be fooled by Senator Obama. He is actually part of of the Vast White Wing Conspiracy."
You don't scare me. I've got
January 25, 2008 - 18:46 ET by MidAmericaYou don't scare me. I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!
HRC: "Y'all bettah not
January 25, 2008 - 18:55 ET by BlazerHRC:
"Y'all bettah not go ackin' up, up in he'ah, South Cacka-lackie. I got's mah homie B-dog watchin mah tip twunty-fo-sevin. Y'all got's tah hep a sistah out, tah hep you, if y'all know what's good for ya', cuz weez about tah have us a hooooooly ghost pahty up in he'ah ta'nite. Can I git a woot-woot !? "
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"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
personal space
January 25, 2008 - 19:21 ET by muh-oonHillary confronts Barack Obama, invading his personal space as he tears up, lower lip quivering.
You think it's easy being
January 25, 2008 - 19:27 ET by Ruths husband BenYou think it's easy being married to Bill? Here's the only joke he knows (in Bill Clinton's voice), "Hillary, pumpkin, come over here and pull my finger!"
YOU, know your place!
January 25, 2008 - 19:53 ET by fiddledancer@restYOU, know your place!
This juvenile foolishness is what you get when
January 25, 2008 - 19:54 ET by reelman46two secular socialists (modern term for liberal) compete.... not a dime difference in their wacko voting records... and BO is sooo slow on the comeback..he has a mountain of facts about the Klintons to reply with... but he smiles and takes it. Takes it from the Cowardly Lyingness who can barely walk from all the ethical baggage she carries. Maybe Rudy should do some cosmetic work for one debate and slice the inexperienced liar into thin pieces. Come on, Barack, get it in gear.
Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D. (theconservativecrawfish)
"I did not run an attack
January 25, 2008 - 20:24 ET by c5then"I did not run an attack add against THAT Man."
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
"Listen....Obama......I'm
January 25, 2008 - 20:26 ET by charlietexas"Listen....Obama......I'm just as sleeeezey as you, maybe more, so you
better becareful. You don't know who your messin with"!!!!
Captionfest addition.
January 25, 2008 - 20:44 ET by JAB...and if you think otherwise, I will see to it that the Third Reich convinces you to see my (and Bill's) POV.
"Too bad Ignorance isn't painful..."
Hillary:"Barack!! Listen to
January 25, 2008 - 20:46 ET by muh-oonHillary:"Barack!! Listen to me!! Dont you look at the floor, look over there, do you see that man? That is PRESIDENT Bill Clinton!! Do you want me to have him come over here and-Dont you look at the floor!!"
Hitlary: Don't give me that
January 25, 2008 - 20:53 ET by pbanks7Hitlary: Don't give me that crap! We INVENTED the politics of personal destruction.
Barack (resignedly): Yeah, I knowwwww. But you said-
Hitlary: No attack ever fed a hungry child.
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND ..IT IS
January 25, 2008 - 21:24 ET by docbYOU MUST UNDERSTAND ..IT IS MY TURN!!!!
"Cheap shots over old
January 25, 2008 - 21:39 ET by WGEargle"Cheap shots over old jobs"
Which job?
Her Thighness: Damn it,
January 25, 2008 - 21:54 ET by fitzfongHer Thighness: Damn it, Wolf! Stick to the script, or else. Have you forgotten who you work for? That's right, boy, you work for me. That C on your paycheck stands for Clinton, and you better fall back into line. Wipe that stupid look off your face! Don't make me angry...you won't like it when I'm angry. Bill and I have stepped over a lot of bodies in our day, and I don't think you want to be next. Do you? Now, what was that question again?
Wolfie: Your Majesty, how does it feel to be the most admired and intelligent woman in the history of the universe?
Hillary Rotten Clinton
January 25, 2008 - 22:21 ET by GlidedonHillary the other Rotten Clinton - "Iron my shirt"
Glide... ROFLMAO!
January 25, 2008 - 22:31 ET by bigtimerGlide...
ROFLMAO!
poor Barack
January 25, 2008 - 22:41 ET by candanceBarack Obama struggles to maintain his consciousness as Hillary Clinton casts a hex over him.
"I'm going to get you, my
January 25, 2008 - 23:16 ET by OldSailor88"I'm going to get you, my little pretty, and your little dog too!!"
Stultus est sicut stultus facit
"It's the vast black-wing
January 25, 2008 - 23:38 ET by Crash"It's the vast black-wing conspiracy! So, touche' Hussein."
The cleaning supplies are
January 26, 2008 - 02:15 ET by ziplinedownThe cleaning supplies are over there, and there is more than enough to get started
"give me a break!" - John Stossel
Ebonics
January 26, 2008 - 10:04 ET by Shooter1002You keep yo eyes down and shuffle dem feets when yew be talkin to me, you got dat boy?
I can't hear you! ANSWER ME!
Now git back yonder, boy, afore Bill heah, be givin yo self a right good whuppin!
Pretty good ebonics, eh Dan?
"I did not have financial
January 26, 2008 - 14:02 ET by riff_raff"I did not have financial relations with that man, Mr. Rezko!"
→ Rezko
January 26, 2008 - 14:12 ET by Cool ArrowYou mean that Syrian born slum landlord?
Funny how foreign interests seem to drive Democrat politics.
♣ a seal
When all else fail's,
January 26, 2008 - 16:38 ET by BlazerWhen all else fail's, Hillary deploy's the infamous Clinton Wagging Finger Of Death.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
"Get that taser away from me
January 26, 2008 - 18:35 ET by the struggler"Get that taser away from me bro'."
Obama: "Ya don't faze me
January 26, 2008 - 19:06 ET by botgObama: "Ya don't faze me ho" ??
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Hilda: "WHAT DID I SAY?
January 26, 2008 - 19:09 ET by botgHilda: "WHAT DID I SAY? you DON'T come in the house, get BACK outside NOW!!"
Obama: <<thinking: WITCH>>
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Pull My Finger
January 26, 2008 - 19:37 ET by GlidedonPull My Finger
In this case, that doesn't
January 27, 2008 - 00:48 ET by fitzfongIn this case, that doesn't work properly...the gas will just come out of her mouth, as usual.
"Obama and Clinton
January 26, 2008 - 22:36 ET by zf"Obama and Clinton demostrated today how much more civil and nice liberals are compared to conservatives."
Pardon me, boy...
January 27, 2008 - 00:49 ET by dervish...is that the Chattanooga Choo-choo?
Bravo!
January 27, 2008 - 00:52 ET by JerBravo!
That's pretty good. I keep
January 27, 2008 - 00:54 ET by balboaThat's pretty good.
I keep wanting to do something with a thought bubble from Obama's head:
"Just let her keep talking, let her keep talking...the more she squawks the better you look, stay cool..."
-
January 27, 2008 - 19:07 ET by dahliatraversGood point, Balboa.
Caption this
January 27, 2008 - 08:20 ET by Marty Davis"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
http://www.chickaboomer.blogspot.com
Marty Davis
very off topic but still...socialist unions
January 27, 2008 - 07:39 ET by bigdogtxi just want to know why even if i am a republican who decides to be a teacher i would have to pay union fees that would eventually end up supporting a democrat? or any union...my hard earned money would be forced to go to a cause i am against...isn't this socialism?
Welcome to California!
January 27, 2008 - 20:38 ET by fitzfongWelcome to California!
Weekend Caption Fest
January 27, 2008 - 08:28 ET by Marty Davis"The colored bathroom is around the corner."
Marty Davis
http://www.chickaboomer.blogspot.com
Barack please remember
January 27, 2008 - 10:48 ET by johnbarryBarack please remember that African-Americans should be seen and not heard.
"I know the first black
January 27, 2008 - 12:01 ET by ArchConservative"I know the first black president, I've been married to the first black president and Mr. Obama, you are no black president."
You support the troops by supporting the mission! If you don't support the mission, have the guts to say you don't support the troops.
What she's thinking
January 27, 2008 - 12:03 ET by Rhymes With Right"This finger-wagging thing always works so well for Bill."
Blogging at http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu
"...and on your way out,
January 27, 2008 - 12:33 ET by Jack BauerHey I just cleaned your
January 27, 2008 - 17:19 ET by bigtimerHey I just cleaned your clock Lady...if I were you I'd quit the pointing and get a New Attitude...by the way please keep Bill in the spotlight.