If you're into Brit-humor, it's hilarious. Also on today's videos, Hugh Hewitt gets OWNED and then scurries-off rapidly. And third on the menu is the Larry King clip that never happened (much like Stossel's!). Fun fun fun!
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul. (All purpose anti-slander-link, sadly-needed these days...)

Daytona Beach had snow flurries this morning.....

Wonder how King Algore explains that?

Shouldn't he have to give back his Nobel?

It's not Right vs. Left; it is Right vs. Wrong

I was laughing at a description of what actually takes place at the Iowa caucuses (on Fox News of course).

Republican caucus: Show up at neighborhood precinct and cast a vote for your choice. Results are tallied and reported.

Democratic Caucus: Have to have at least 15% of the votes in order to be counted. Once it's determined who actually is "viable" (15% or more of the preliminary votes) the supporters of the non-viable candidates get to decide who else they want to vote for. Then the final votes are taken and the results are reported.

Leave it to the Democrats to decide who is "viable" and who is not first and effectively disenfranchise voters.

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

And now, today's Shrub Report®:

A happy 115th birthday to one of the greatest writers ever (take the quiz). And one of this shrubber's favorite directors would have been 78 today.

It looks like Karl Rove's vacation is over. Yep, definitely over.

This story makes a shrubber ask himself a few questions:

1. Why are the hot chicks the most mental ones?
2. She looks like Amy Smart, doesn't she?
3. What does posing with a gun have to do with the story?
4. (Most Importantly) We have our first great mug shot of 2008!

Sperm donor wins court case.

"You be here 4 owah! You go now!." If anybody finds the audio or video of the great John Pinette routine, please post it! I cannot find one that works…

When the Taliban fires you, do you get "severance" pay, or just get your head severed?

Partner with Islam!

83 years ago today, Howard Carter discovered King Tut's tomb.

Today's Global Warming Update.

Bloomberg manages to completely befuddle readers about the latest unemployment figures. In a nutshell: First-time unemployment claims dropped 21,000 (6.25%), but remains "a level that suggests the labor market was weakening into the new year". Also: "Companies appear finally to have realized that the pressure on earnings can no longer be offset merely by holding back on hiring, so the pace of firings is picking up". Huh? So, first-time claims DROPS, and the analysis is; FIRINGS ARE UP? It would be prudent to hide the razor blades as you read the entire article. At least Reuters was a teensy bit more honest.

It looks like we need to update our "Worst Driver in the World" stereotype, from Asian woman to Asian woman using cell phone.

And, finally, Today's Phileas Fogg Balloon Update. Now THAT's comedy.

In coverage which the FCC should be complained to about, ABC last evening featured an Obama love fest, Edwards wandering around in the cold, Hillary looking shrewish and a closing moment on Huckabee.

That is not equal time, but it is fascinating in how the media only care about Democrats in this in such blatant coverage which I have never witnessed before. In Reagan or Bush years at least they spent time crushing Republicans, but in this GOP season they could care less.

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Looks like John Sununu's "wrong" on media-not-party controlled forum exclusion too! Do I sense an intellectual house of cards falling??
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul. (All purpose anti-slander-link, sadly-needed these days...)

 These flip flopping accusations against Romney, are very short sided.  We cannot expect every politician to be 100% in line with one’s expectations.  IF we get “Core” support for Immigration/Taxes/Defense and 70% support for other Conservative issues, we should be satisfied with a candidate.  

The best of Bill Clinton when he was president, was that he could be influenced by the polls, by the popular opinion.  What more can one expect of a politician than to be “Responsive” to the public, the Majority he represents ?  I like an elected official that will FLIP when pressured by the majority opinion, or FLOP when he’s proven to be wrong.  We saw this work when Amnesty was defeated last year.  

Of course one always hopes it’s along the lines of what you personally think is correct, and not the opposite of what you believe.     

Same thing with Rudy and his flip/flopping stance on Abortion. Is everyone forgetting that Roe vs. Wade is the Law of the Land ?  Some act like the election of a previously pro-life President immediately obsoletes Roe vs. Wade. 

The President we elect cannot pursue the ACLU thru the courts, or otherwise present to the Supreme Court a newly contested case on abortion, just as Hillary as President, cannot propose Medical legislation on the floor of the Senate or Congress. 

Conservatives should Pick a good candidate with character and Core principles similar to your beliefs, but don’t run away from a guy that only has 70% of your core beliefs, so that the Democrat that has a mere 20% of your core platform gets a toll free lane to the election.

March 15 2008 GatheringofEagles.org with MAF, FW, VFF, etc. will congregate in DC to Support Our Troops and Gen David Petraeus

In light of Romney adviser's (Jim Talent) comments concerning Mitt's dedication to stopping the militant gays from installing their gay agenda in America, I thought it would be nice to finally ask...what is the gay agenda?

Nobody's really sure, but we hear an awful lot about it.  Pam over at House Blend was kind enough to break down what the gay agenda actually is...in tangible terms.  Thanks for clearing this up Pam!  (LINK)

Here's a great example of a potential gay agenda:

6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast

9:00 am Hair appointment

10:00 am Shopping

12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM (Here's the really important part)

1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed

How long do you think it will take for all candidates and media types to get the hell out of Ft. Dodge, Iowa? The handful of candidates and the thousands of media, who have been going on and on and on and on and on and on about the importance of Iowa, will drop the state and all references to it so fast it will make your head spin. Iowa will look just like the leftover girl they picked up in some bar at closing time.

Gratefully, most Iowegians will be happy to see these parasites gone.

The parent company of the Weather Channel is up for sale.  Here's hoping the new owners will cut back on the global warming alarmism of Dr. Heidi Cullen. 

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.