By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:23 ET
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) admires a snowman made in her honor during a campaign stop at Muscatine West Middle School in Muscatine, Iowa December 31, 2007.
So Shmillary gave a campaign speech at a middle school? Did she preach her philosophy of atheistic socialism?
Strange, isn't it? Schmillary can speak at a school, yet if a kid prays or brings a Bible to class, he or she would be thrown out on their ear and suspended for "violating the separation of church and state"!
Looks to me like this snowman was built on school grounds, too. I thought it was illegal to post campaign material in places like this, snowman or no snowman.
And now - my caption - "Shouldn't this be a "snowperson"?
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), on a campaign stop in Iowa Monday, misses the delicious irony inherent in a snowman made in her honor exuding significantly more warmth than the former first lady while appearing far more lifelike and genuine.
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) shakes hands with the only Hillary supporter who is colder than she is, during a campaign stop at Muscatine West Middle School in Muscatine, Iowa December 31, 2007
" You think this snow man's cold you oughta get a load of what's underneath this trenchcoat. For foreplay, Bill used to rub me down with icecubes to warm me up ."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
So true Lame Cherry. That is the poorest example of a snowman I have seen in quite sometime. If it wasn't 2 degrees and windy outside, I would go out there and whip up a real snowman in about 15 minutes. And I can guarantee he wouldn't be wearing a Hillary shirt.
"Now, all of you reporter people, who have been questioning my inevitability, I'd like to introduce my vice-presidential running mate, Billiam T. Schnomann." (Quote must be read aloud in a shrill voice and stilted metre to be effective.)
Obama was talking about building snowmen when he was in kindergarten. I've been building snowmen, er snowpeople for 35 years. Note the change from regular snowmen? It takes experience to get this type of change. Vote Hillary -- your next ice queen.
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Hillary handing out absentee ballots to supporters who many 'right wingers' are attempting to deny the right to vote due to lack of proper documentation/citizenship.
As the warm winds of AlGore's global warming come whipping into Iowa the indistinguishable screams can be heard from both the wicked witch and the friendly snowman I"M MELTINGGGG I"M MELTINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! POOR SNOWMAN.
Bill gave us the "Blow job" presidency. Hillary would give us the "Snow job" presidency.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Okay, who here believes the "children" made this to honor Hillary?
It looks like a pile of dirty snow scrapped off the parking lot, and a campaign staffer placed a snow ball on top for a head. I mean, seriously! Pretty pathetic.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Liberals think that wealth is a zero sum game, the more wealth the U.S. has, the less for everyone else in the world. Isn't snow the same? If they use snow here to honor Hillary, there is less snow for the polar bears. How many polar bears had to die for this photo op?
For Clinton's pride, polar bears died! No blood for ice!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
The school principal approaches with a pair of gloves...
Hillary: "Thank you so much for this honor! By the way, what are the gloves for?"
Principal: "We need to take the appropriate precautions to avoid frost bite Mrs. Clinton."
Hillary: "But I already have gloves."
Principal: "I know, they're for our snow man."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Mr. Hussein Obama was going to build one too, but couldn't find any black snow, so he just peed on Hillary's!!!
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With one touch Hillary
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:26 ET by red_dragon311With one touch Hillary turned an Obama supporter in a snowman....you still sure you want to vote for him
"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin
"mamma....mamma..."
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:28 ET by Rackie"mamma....mamma..."
Captionfest
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:30 ET by Cool ArrowHillary courts the White Vote.
I ♣ My Seal
"you saw her at the
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:31 ET by"you saw her at the you-tube debate, my mentor -- the ice queen"
"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"-Syrius
Yet another irony...
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:45 ET by goldenthroatSo Shmillary gave a campaign speech at a middle school? Did she preach her philosophy of atheistic socialism?
Strange, isn't it? Schmillary can speak at a school, yet if a kid prays or brings a Bible to class, he or she would be thrown out on their ear and suspended for "violating the separation of church and state"!
Looks to me like this snowman was built on school grounds, too. I thought it was illegal to post campaign material in places like this, snowman or no snowman.
And now - my caption - "Shouldn't this be a "snowperson"?
"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan
Degrees?
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:44 ET by okiehawk44How much does Al Gore predict the temperature in Iowa to rise when Hillary leaves the state?
Hillary
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:54 ET by Noel SheppardSenator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), on a campaign stop in Iowa Monday, misses the delicious irony inherent in a snowman made in her honor exuding significantly more warmth than the former first lady while appearing far more lifelike and genuine.
Senator Hillary Clinton
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:56 ET by DaBirdSenator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is seen answering questions with the ONLY reporter she'll talk to from now until he melts.
Hey Bill!
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:59 ET by Wineguy13You think I'm cold...
I'll Add The Obvious
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 12:59 ET by JoelCTOk, I'll add the obvious quote:
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) shakes hands with the only Hillary supporter who is colder than she is, during a campaign stop at Muscatine West Middle School in Muscatine, Iowa December 31, 2007
AP photo of giant
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:01 ET by BlazerAP photo of giant glacier moving through Iowa.
Hillary:
" You think this snow man's cold you oughta get a load of what's underneath this trenchcoat. For foreplay, Bill used to rub me down with icecubes to warm me up ."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
For G-d's sake, can't
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:08 ET by Jack BauerIf I recall correctly, he's
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 17:19 ET by Uncle JohnHillary: "If I recall correctly, he's about as well hung as Bill was that one time I saw it."
Does this shirt make me look
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:09 ET by Roger the ShrubberDoes this shirt make me look fat?
Sen. Hillary Clinton
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:11 ET by Sam38242Sen. Hillary Clinton displays one of the rare examples of something with a more icy heart than her own.
Pig Pen Hillary
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:12 ET by Lame CherryHillary must be like Pig Pen in Charlie Brown as everything she touches turns to filth. That is the dirtiest snow man I have ever seen.
Nice omen to portend what Hillary Clinton will be like.....again.
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So true Lame Cherry. That
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:19 ET by DaBirdSo true Lame Cherry. That is the poorest example of a snowman I have seen in quite sometime. If it wasn't 2 degrees and windy outside, I would go out there and whip up a real snowman in about 15 minutes. And I can guarantee he wouldn't be wearing a Hillary shirt.
Happy New Year All!
Hillary Clinton demonstrates
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:16 ET by motherbeltHillary Clinton demonstrates her ability to turn children to ice with a touch.
"ahem,........I actually
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:24 ET by Blazer"ahem,........I actually invented the snowman."
- Al Gore
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
well yeah that
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:29 ET byand the fluffanutter algore
Got the effigy vote all tied up.
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:29 ET by Carbon Sasquatch"Now, all of you reporter people, who have been questioning my inevitability, I'd like to introduce my vice-presidential running mate, Billiam T. Schnomann." (Quote must be read aloud in a shrill voice and stilted metre to be effective.)
So seriously,
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:33 ET by Carbon SasquatchIs it legal in Iowa to put political campaign signs on government property?
Precisely my question..
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:38 ET by goldenthroatCS,
That is my question, too. Read just a few blogs above...
Apparently so, but you'd
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:48 ET by motherbeltApparently so, but you'd better not even THINK of putting a manger scene......
snow job
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:37 ET by acumenHillary points out how she gained Frosty's support by crushing snowballs.
Quick...
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:54 ET by JeffWeimer"Get ACORN over here and get this guy registered"
Excellent!
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 20:48 ET by PawpawNAnd get him registered in 3 different precincts!!
Experience shows
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 13:57 ET by ThisnThatObama was talking about building snowmen when he was in kindergarten. I've been building snowmen, er snowpeople for 35 years. Note the change from regular snowmen? It takes experience to get this type of change. Vote Hillary -- your next ice queen.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
Hillary, that teeshirt makes
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 14:12 ET by Captain RepusHillary, that teeshirt makes your boobs look way too small. And what is that horrible growth coming off your left arm?
"It's Chelsea's twin ...
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 14:13 ET by drillanwr"It's Chelsea's twin ... We had the second embryo frozen at the time of the in vitro fertilization ... Huh? She looks like Web who?"
Why snowmen are better than
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 14:22 ET by Right2thePointWhy snowmen are better than Hillary
They are only around for part of the year
They don't run for office or lie to you
They don't do earmarks
They keep their mouths shut
They are mostly up north where those damn yankees are
The Snowman
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 14:30 ET by CellaThe snowman is holding hands with the only person who is less quaified to be president than he is.
time to vote
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 14:53 ET by NiftySwellHillary handing out absentee ballots to supporters who many 'right wingers' are attempting to deny the right to vote due to lack of proper documentation/citizenship.
As the warm winds of
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 15:00 ET by tkeefeAs the warm winds of AlGore's global warming come whipping into Iowa the indistinguishable screams can be heard from both the wicked witch and the friendly snowman I"M MELTINGGGG I"M MELTINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! POOR SNOWMAN.
Snow or....
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 15:09 ET by KJ_sez"See? I told you - I do NOT make 'straw man' arguments!"
Beware: Frigidity affects
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 15:16 ET by CloudfishBeware: Frigidity affects all....
New Year's Day Captionfest
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 15:40 ET by JimGHillary poses a famous impressionist piece of sculpture in her likeness.
Frosty and Snowman.
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 15:45 ET by fitzfongFrosty and Snowman.
unlike me
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 16:21 ET by lunaticcringeradiounlike me, when the spring thaw comes this snowmans heart will melt.
lunaticcringeradio
campaigning on the topic of fighting global warming
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 16:23 ET by lunaticcringeradioif you elect me as president i will unleash the full force of my cold soul to combat global warming....ak akk akk ak akk akk ak
lunaticcringeradio
HRC poses with one of the.....
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 16:46 ET by c5then45 million americans who do not have health care insurance.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
after that Beckel article
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 18:09 ET by"Hillary and sherpa atop Everest"
"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"-Syrius
Hey y'all, this thing is
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 18:29 ET by ConservativeRexHey y'all, this thing is warmer than me..and has a pulse!!
Ya beat me to it.
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 20:55 ET by CalifMoeMine was the question, "which one is colder?" But your works just fine Rex... LMAO!!
Bill gave us the "Blow job"
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 18:31 ET by JerryBill gave us the "Blow job" presidency. Hillary would give us the "Snow job" presidency.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Okay, who here believes the
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 18:35 ET by JerryOkay, who here believes the "children" made this to honor Hillary?
It looks like a pile of dirty snow scrapped off the parking lot, and a campaign staffer placed a snow ball on top for a head. I mean, seriously! Pretty pathetic.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Liberals think that wealth
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 19:02 ET by JerryLiberals think that wealth is a zero sum game, the more wealth the U.S. has, the less for everyone else in the world. Isn't snow the same? If they use snow here to honor Hillary, there is less snow for the polar bears. How many polar bears had to die for this photo op?
For Clinton's pride, polar bears died! No blood for ice!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
The school principal
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 18:59 ET by JerryThe school principal approaches with a pair of gloves...
Hillary: "Thank you so much for this honor! By the way, what are the gloves for?"
Principal: "We need to take the appropriate precautions to avoid frost bite Mrs. Clinton."
Hillary: "But I already have gloves."
Principal: "I know, they're for our snow man."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
A literal LOL on that one,
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 19:19 ET by Mark FinkelsteinA literal LOL on that one, Jerry!
How many Middle Schoolers vote in Iowa?
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 20:54 ET by PawpawNHow many Middle Schoolers vote in Iowa? Also, the NEA union at work again!!
Hey....Hill......That
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 21:14 ET by charlietexasHey....Hill......That yellow snow is made with lemonade......really!!
MOM
Sung to the tune of
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 21:19 ET by BlazerSung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman" :
Hillary the snowwoman was an angry crappy soul,
With a badass temper and some panty hose ,
And two soulless eyes made out of coal.
Hillary the snowwoman is a fairy tale, they say,
She was made of ice but the children
know how she came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk coat they found.
For when they placed it on her lifeless body,
She began to shout people down.
Oh, Hillary the snowwoman
Was alive as she could be,
And the children say she could cackle
And lie even better than John Kerry.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Hillary go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the Capitol Hill's of snow.
Hillary the snowwoman knew
The poll's were hot that day,
So Bill said, 'Let's vote and
we'll have a toke
now before you melt away.'
It takes a village,
With a broomstick in her hand,
Lying here and lying there all
Around D.C. saying,
Catch me if you can.
She led them down the streets of town
Cussing out all the Capitol cop's.
And she only paused a moment when
She heard them holler 'Stop!'
For Hillary the snowwoman
Had to hurry on her way,
But Bill waved goodbye saying,
'Don't you cry,
We'll be back in The Whitehouse again some day.'
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Hillary go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the Capitol Hills of snow.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Straight from YouTube.
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 22:24 ET by CrashI guess snowman really can vote ... in Iowa!
Apparently they're big supporters of the ice-hag.
The snowman and Hillary are
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 22:29 ET by kstcThe snowman and Hillary are very much alike; a lot of presence but not much substance.
Good thing
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 22:26 ET by sarcasmoThe Democrats used such obviously-clean snow! ;) (In today's bow from me to the late great Frank Zappa, at least it's not yellow!)
JMR
Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul. (All purpose anti-slander-link, sadly-needed these days...)
Hillary indignantly denies that this snowman,
Tue, 01/01/2008 - 22:32 ET by RJa shell of it's once large and robust former self, provides a fitting analogy of people under government-run universal healthcare.
Caption
Wed, 01/02/2008 - 09:32 ET by robtjonzI'll be far away when the snow melts and they find the body of Monica...or was that Paula...or Juanita...or...
“When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer ‘present’ or ‘guilty’.” —Theodore Roosevelt
Black snow???
Wed, 01/02/2008 - 10:39 ET by WildBillMr. Hussein Obama was going to build one too, but couldn't find any black snow, so he just peed on Hillary's!!!
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled, or hanged." -Abraham Lincoln
Caption
Wed, 01/02/2008 - 11:23 ET by YahooWatcherIowa (AP) - Village Idiot helps disbarred lawyer husband's blow up sex doll from snow blank while spreading the global warming myth.
On the campaign stump with wife Hillary in Iowa...
Wed, 01/02/2008 - 13:18 ET by Santino CorleoneFormer President Bill Clinton quickly covered himself in snow as snowblowers approached.
The schtick won't work.
Wed, 01/02/2008 - 13:30 ET by DyneThe schtick won't work. Anyone who looks at this can immediately tell that of the two, the one with the warmer heart and bigger brain is the snowman.
"Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." -Matthew 7:20