Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff | December 28, 2007 - 17:16 ET

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Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee holds a pheasant he shot during a hunting trip in Osceola, Iowa December 26, 2007.

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Goooollllllllyyyyyyyy!!!

Look Sergeant Carter!  I shot me a bird!

 

Ecce potestas casei!

Old Sailor Part Deux

I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.

'Cept for this bird, mmm hmmm.

Ecce potestas casei!

now how bout some

a them fried taters? uh huh

"how would i know? if i knew everything i'd run for God" ----crpl Klinger

}}---> botg

Wanna pass me a little bit o' that mustard? mmm hmmm 

I ♣ My Seal

Pheasant under *ss.

Pheasant under *ss.

That's how it's done, John Kerry!

Now, everyone forget my lukewarm support for the Second Amendment...

Is that Mitt Romney?

Did he not heed Huckabee's warning and get out of his way? 

Seton Motley
Director of Communications
Media Research Center

"I went to Iowa to get the

"I went to Iowa to get the nomination, but all I got was this dead bird."

DaBird, you're not DE BIRD,

DaBird, you're not DE BIRD, I hope. :)

LOL Chris....I try to stay

LOL Chris....I try to stay out of the sights of pseudo-conservatives pointed guns.

This is my brother Darrell,

This is my brother Darrell, and my other Brother Darrell. 

(Thanks Bob Newhart)

 

My brother Darrell

Airforce,

Perfect!

Mike saves on ammo by

Mike saves on ammo by telling Pheasant's about the new tax plan he would enact, if he's elected. 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

 " 10 more and we can feed

 " 10 more and we can feed Rosie!"

"Liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant."  --- Ann Coulter (my hero)

"It is imperative that we

"It is imperative that we allow the bird flu into this country in order to compensate for the untold horrors of bird hunting done by past generations."

"Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." -Matthew 7:20

Freaking Vegan

Ladies and Gentlemen, PETA is in the house.

AF, Is that it? My first

AF,

Is that it? My first reaction was, "What the...?".

Chris

Oh ya, this is our site hit and run Lib.  I'm thinking high scooler or college Freshman who has no mind of their own.  Who have been indoctrinated.

It's a caption...the quotation marks...

Actually, I see quotation marks which means Huck would be saying the line...it's somewhat humorous.

Just my 2 cents,

Syrius

Dyne, please tell us you're being satirical

...and recover some of your self-respect.

dyne's sarc off

Dyne was making fun of Huckabee explaining he's weak on immigration because the way we treat Hispanics is somehow comparable to the civil rights movement of the 1950s.

 

You got it. "Wherefore by

You got it.

"Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." -Matthew 7:20

Hey...at least I hit the

Hey...at least I hit the bird and not one of my buddies!!

At least not yet, oldArmy

According to this story, Huckabee's party shot at birds in a direct line with reporters about 75 yards away.   The distance means small liklihood of injury, but it also represents "dangerously bad hunting form."  

Just a good ol' boy

Huckabee flips bird at media.

Heh-heh-heh!

Heh-heh-heh!

Following in the footsteps

Following in the footsteps of John FN Kerry, Governor Huckabee poses as a hunter after bashing Bush on the war.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Looking at the dead bird,

Looking at the dead bird, Huckabee remarks, "Its hard to believe, but you look even worse than that picture of billary on Drudge!"

AF5 and OldSailer

My picks for the winner!

What do you mean this isn't

What do you mean this isn't a lawyer?

After this picture was taken

After this picture was taken the news photographer insists Gov. Huckabee breathed into the bird's beak and the bird flew off ... Further proving that IF elected Huckabee intends to rule the nation as if he were the Second Coming of Christ ...

Huckter aims at reporters, and bags a bird.

Do I get to keep this hat, too?

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

Oh joy 19 more atomic power plants planned.

Duck, duck, duck ... GOOSE!

Be vawy, vawy quiet - we're hunting iweeeegal immagwants.

Duck to Huck:

"You're desssszthpicable!"

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Reporters to Huck

We're glad we survived your hunt!
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul. (All purpose anti-slander-link, sadly-needed these days...)

I hollered HILLARY! and up

I hollered HILLARY! and up it popped.

All politicians are not "Girlie-men"

All politicians are not "Girlie-men".

First there was John Kerry crawling on his belly in an open field attempting
to hunt deer.

Then there was Dick Cheney who shot his friend in the face.

Now Mike Huckabee shoots over the heads of reporters. Even though it was a
miss the stray shot did land a bird.

Pleasing God ... one kill at a time.

"I couldn't catch this innocent little creature with my bare hands, so, I blew it to shreds. Not much left, anyone want it?"

 

For the record, I'm not a PETA kook. But, Huckabee should, at the very least, shoot at something with a wing span.

 " But, Huckabee should,

 " But, Huckabee should, at the very least, shoot at something with a wing span."

 

You mean like a moonbat?

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

"You mean like a moonbat?"

Well done!

Huck to the photographer:

"Huh? ... Well, lemme check ... Yep, it's a female. Gots teets."

He went out tiger hunting

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun. In case of accidents he always took his mum. He's the all-American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son. All the children sing:

Hey Bungalow Bill. What did you kill Bungalow Bill?

The children asked him if to kill was not a sin. But when he looked so fierce his mommy butted in. If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him. All the children sing:

Hey Bungalow Bill. What did you kill Bungalow Bill?

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

I like to hunt the world

I like to hunt the world most dangerous animal...the panda

NOT DANGEROUS !!!!!!! you say

 

try  out running a momma panda after you kill it's cubs

 

"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin

Hey Huck!

Don't you  know it's a sin to kill a mockingbird?

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

.

I got dibs on the left wing!

fuddabee

be vewy, vewy, qwiet....i'm huntin' biwds....

Shot me this deadly Ioware Snow Tiger Pheasant

From this Walmart Gomer Pyle duds, to his wimpy 20 gauge and his looking like his Depends is full.......EVERYTHING about this reeks of a canned hunt by a Huckabee off his can.

Real hunters are laughing at this fakery.

Wonder if Mikey brought his compass in case he gets lost in that there wild patch and a Dakota blizzard sweeps in to Ioware.

Get a 12 gauge pump Mike and be a man on recoil.

 

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Not sure if you know this LC

......but many hunters have switched to 20 gauge when hunting pheasant-----better impact (when accurate) and far less spray pattern, which forces the hunter to take better aim instead of just blasting away, which you've apparently preferred to do here. 

 

Rovin

License

Can I get me an illegal alien driver's license?

It's still alive...

"Hey Huck, this is Frist calling I'm no Vet, but I'm looking at the picture and the video of the bird. I think it's still alive. We might want to get involved again. I do enjoy some great fois gras. So call the Prez we need his backing to get the feeding tube inserted again. I'll sharpen the knife. Yummmmm!"

Shot over the

Old, Retired and glad of it.

head of the media types. Why? He can shoot better than that and no one should pass the chance to send one of them to the happy hunting grounds. An accident of course.

And the third bird

i got over the reporters

"one flew east, one flew west, one flew over----------------"

I THOUGHT I SAW

I THOUGHT I SAW A PUTTY CAT

Or John Kerry...

Or John Kerry...

Cock or Hen

I looked at this pictures several times and am troubled by the bird. Is it a cock or hen pheasant? Males are typically reddish in color with a black-blue head, a white ring around their necks and 4 or 5 long tail feathers. The female of the species wears brown camoflauge from head to tail and doesn't sport the long tail feathers.

I checked the Iowa hunting regulations (http://www.iowadnr.com/wildlife/files/seasondates.html) and saw that only roosters are legal to take. If as I suspect, he's holding a hen then perhaps the Iowa DNR needs to have a little talk with our boy from Hope.

Nice Catch, Brady!

Definitely a hen. Hunted pheasant many times growing up in Oklahoma. That IS NOT a cock pheasant. Not big enough, and coloring is too dull.  It's cool that we have photo evidence of the crime.  The reason the moonbat websites haven't exploded is the fact that they are all for animal rights, but they don't know crap about anything but dogs and cats.

 Ecce potestas casei!

A caller yesterday on the

A caller yesterday on the Washington Journal (C-Span) prompted the moderator to put up this picture and then did his best Elmer Fudd, saying:

"Quiet, I'm hunting wepubwicans"

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

 

http://www.ramdac.or...

He looks so stupid in that

He looks so stupid in that get-up. Presidential hopefuls should never look that ridiculous.

Quite so

Bet Fred would look "for real" in hunting gear.  I'd even venture a bet that it would actually belong to him, too. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

"This bird has a proverb

"This bird has a proverb written on it."

 "This bird has a proverb

 "This bird has a proverb written on it."

I saw the proverb too struggler in another pic. I believe it said "stuffed in China".

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

This bird is just as dead

"This bird is just as dead and gone as my conservative beliefs."

And by the way, is it just me or could this be the equivilent of when John Francois Kerry asked to "get me a hunting license"?

You support the troops by supporting the mission! If you don't support the mission, have the guts to say you don't support the troops.

"Look the gunshot blast

"Look the gunshot blast looks like the Virgin Mary."

ring necked pheasant

This is definitely a hen and is illegal to shoot in most states as previous commenters have noted. The cock bird is characterized by 3 extremely long and colorful tailfeathers.

This photo should join Hiliarys Christmas video as examples of election pandering that should be punishable by public flogging.

 

Why, if it isn't...

Dang! Does this bird look like Hillary or what?

"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan

DINNER!!!!

DINNER!!!!

I'm not a hunter

but I've been to K-Mart

"how would i know? if i knew everything i'd run for God" ----crpl Klinger

Everyone Duck, he's gotta gun....

Sorry there TaxHikeMike, you've just shot a mommy pheasant.

You freakin' doofus

Huckabee....A Buffoons name for a Buffoon.......

Not only did he commit a fashion faux paux like John Kerry and Dukakis..... Wearing that Elmer Fudd outift(that cap is horrible....he should have worn a yamulka)...and making his usual buffoon one-liner quips....

 But EVERY other word when he speaks.....he raises both his eyebrows Sky High OVER & OVER for some buffoon habitual reason.

3 reasons Huckabee will lose:

1) His Huckleberry Finn name....

2) His lack of fashion and oratory sense

3) That eyebrow compulsion

 

Maybe he's just practicing...

Maybe he's just practicing to be the VP. Where's the guy he went hunting with? That's what I want to know.

Yikes, makes ya' wonder

Tax Hike Mike and his mentor: Yikes, makes ya' wonder look at the finger would ya'

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/55971285.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE1474B47EE6C81C08A40A659CEC4C8CB6

 

Which wing made it fly so

Which wing made it fly so far to the left that it just surrendered before I could shoot it?

Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who didn't. - Ben Franklin

Okay! Okay! Enough already!

Enough of Hucky and his damn pheasant. What's the fascination with this dumb story - aren't there more interesting element to focus on the last weekend before the Hawkeye cauci?

 

 

Well, golllleeeey!

If that's the way you feel about it....

"aren't there more

"aren't there more interesting element to focus on the last weekend before the Hawkeye cauci?"

 

Actually Bourbeau there is. Huck went to take a dump after the reporter's left and a Walmart tag flew out of his butt.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Suck it, Cheney!

Suck it, Cheney!

Mike Huckabee gives Iowa the

Mike Huckabee gives Iowa the bird.

Huckabee and the bird. Both

Huckabee and the bird. Both have seen their best days in Iowa.

Having watched "The

Having watched "The Godfather" earlier in the day, Huckabee suddenly got a briliant idea and excused himself, asking where Mitt Romney was staying.

One thinks the sky is

One thinks the sky is falling, and one just fell from the sky.

Later that day Huckabee

Later that day Huckabee retracted his apology to the pheasant, saying that he meant to offer sympathy to the bird.

The pheasant had no comment.

We Baptists will use every

We Baptists will use every part of this bird. The breast, legs, and thighs for eating. The feathers for quill pens. The beak will be turned into fine jewelery.

And the feet? Well, we sell those to the Mormons so they can use them in their little voo-doo ceremonies. Anyway, I think that's what they do with them.

}}---> Too funny Cheeser

Don't they believe pheasants and Chickens are brothers? 

I ♣ My Seal

Wow! McCain was right. I did

Wow! McCain was right. I did have something up my butt.

}}---> McCain was right

And if it ain't completely broke, I'll bet it's got a heckuva big crack in it. 

I ♣ My Seal

In the recently uncovered

In the recently uncovered plot to artificially prop up Mike Huckabee as a legitimate contender, it is believed that the MSM was providing Huckabee with his talking points via chicken.

}}---> Good for the gander

Well, If Hillary can channel Eleanor Roosevelt, and John Edwards can channel a fetus (which he does not believe to be human), are we all that surprised Huck's into chicken channeling?

I ♣ My Seal

Fowl Play

Mike Huckabee displays his freshly choked chicken. 

I ♣ My Seal

Just think if he was that

Just think if he was that committed to border security!

Bubba and his thunderstick.

Just another Bubba and his thunderstick.

Another...

Another former Arkansas governor choking his chicken.

A Man's got to do what A man has to do..ummm

History Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc

looks to me like a .22..with bird, small game pellets etc. Lame C , you are right...12 guage and 30.06 is the only way to ensure your going to get what you aimed at.  I dont shoot at clay pidgeons..

No one else here, ehh?

IT'S all mine I tell ya. forrest circus dweebs? blems? MORE restrictrions reguarding roads closures? no more access to the wild country?  500 hundred plus roads to be CLOSED? IN MODOC COUNTY ALONE? ...TRY TAKING CARE OF THE FORESTS YOU WERE GIVIN THE PRIVLAGE TO LOOK AFTER IN THE FIRST PLACE!  EFFN  BUNCH OF TARDS

j

you got the posting part down, now for the comprehension..........

"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"-----Syrius

Thanks botg..did i miss somthing important? Ah Shucks!

History Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc

no walker

not a thing

"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"----Syrius

you seem distant? Is that a good thing? walker..

History Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc

joggernot/walker

it can be

"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"-Syrius

Happy new year you all,i wish i were at

THE 02 london on the tenth   december

whats new years in Susanville?

 

"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"-Syrius

I've only played one new years gig there..MAINSTREET ROCKS!

History Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc 

oh man based on the tag time of our posts

it's new years eve already, and here am i stuck in San Diego (no mainstreet for me) 

"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"-Syrius

botg GO FORTH !

History Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc

not till July

 

"Man created god(s) Anything believed was created by man"-Syrius

You folks have saved my sanity many times

History Shows Again, and again how nature points

 

out the follies of man..boc

Future prediction

A perfect symbol of how Huckabee is going to give his voters the bird.

"Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." -Matthew 7:20