the profffs brain and it is this big

"I am about this qualified to run this nation."

Hillary said that this is all I would have left if I stayed in the race.

1. We would usually roll joints about this big....

or

2. I'm about this close to bringing up Vince Foster, the Travel Office, Web Hubbel, and the FBI files!

"The depth of my knowledge is about this much."

After being in Iowa with Hillary, John Edwards, Biden, Dodd, Kucinich and that black guy.........oh that's me.............

That if you put all us together.........

This is how much you can trust Hillary.

This is how much of a backbone John Edwards has.

This is how much character Joe Biden has.

This is how far you can trust Dodd to have your credit card away from you.

This is how much Kucinich's wife really loves him.

and this is how much I know about running the world.

I call it the DEMOCRATIC MILE and intend to measure all things by this new mile. Cars will get now 40 million miles to the gallon by this standard and it will save the US tons of money.

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

is about this much...

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

So when ARE the Russians going to finish the iranian atoms for peace power plant?

"Hey -- where's Kucinich? You know..."

How much experience do I have??......BAAAAAAM!!!!!

Notice the activity on the Luntz meter when Mrs. Clinton speaks.  The lines start up here, but they quickly descend to here.  Some of it must be attributed to her pitchy speaking voice, which could break lead.

" I have wanted to be a pwesident since I was thiiiiiis wittle - bahahahah!"

"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan

Dammit. I spent years trying to perfect the Bill Clinton "Gentle But Firm" hand gesture, and he goes and starts pointing at everybody. I think it's going to take some more practice to get it down.

Huckabee on Taxes (Video) (1min)
Another Man From Hope. Who is Mike Huckabee? (The Wall Street Journal)

Background:

Age: 52

Education:
- Ordained to ministry Southern Baptist Convention, 1974
- B.A. Religion, Ouachita Baptist University, 1976

Military Experience:
- None

Political Experience:
- Lt. Governor of Arkansas, 1993-1996
- Governor of Arkansas, 1996-2007

Religion:
- Baptist

Fiscal Record:

Huckabee's Fiscal Record
Huckabee: The Biggest Big-Government Conservative (FOXNews)
Mike Huckabee is a Liberal (Club for Growth)
Updated Huckabee White Paper (Club for Growth)

- Immediately upon taking office he signed a sales tax hike in 1996
- He raised taxes on gasoline in 1999
- He supported an internet sales tax in 2001
- He created a $5.25 per day bed-tax on private nursing home patients in 2001
- He publicly opposed the repeal of a sales tax on groceries and medicine in 2002
- He proposed another sales take hike in 2002 to fund education improvements
- He raised taxes on cigarettes in 2003
- He opposed a congressional measure to ban internet taxes in 2003
- He allowed a 17% sales tax increase to become law in 2004
- He increased taxes in the state by more than Bill Clinton did
- He increased state spending 65.3% from 1996 to 2004
- The number of state government workers rose 20% during his tenure
- Governor Huckabee refused to pledge not to raise taxes if elected President

Tax Hike Mike

- Overall, Huckabee’s substantial tax hikes far surpassed his modest tax
cuts, with the average tax burden increasing by a whopping 47% over his
tenure.

Illegal Immigration:

Laura Ingraham: Huckabee Is A "Big Loser" On Immigration (Audio) (5min)
Huckabee Supported Scholarships for Illegal Aliens (Video) (5min)

Huckabee aid plan for illegal aliens draws 'venom, anger' (Arkansas News Bureau)
Huckabee promotes 'open door' policy at LULAC convention (Arkansas News Bureau)

Crime and Punishment:

Mike Huckabee's Clemency Record Is Under Scrutiny (FOXNews)
Why parole a monster like Green
Lois Davidson tells her story (Video) (1min)

Ethics:

Huck's gift-givers ended up in state posts
Huckabee Signed '98 Ad Urging Women to 'Graciously Submit' to Husbands

Global Warming:

Huckabee is the only Republican candidate to support the economy crippling Cap and Trade CO2 Legislation, Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) Regulation and Renewable Energy Standards

The Anti "Man-Made" Global Warming Resource