Weekend Captionfest


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Appearing on CNN's "Situation Room" on December 10, 2007, former Bill Clinton advisor Paul Begala says President Bush "would poll behind several different forms of venereal disease."


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"Apply directly to The Forehead"

Seton Motley
Director of Communications
Media Research Center

Seton, when the very first

Seton, when the very first comment is the clear winner, it kind of makes it tough on everyone that follows ;-)

If not the winner

...he sure set the bar high.  Excellent, Seton.

"Clap on"

"Clap on"

Apply directly to Begala? 

Apply directly to Begala?  Apply directly to Begala!

Nice one, Seton!

I think Begala meant to say

gonorrhea.

We starting our weekends on

We starting our weekends on Thursday now?

Ok caption : I cant belive that a President canditate would try and throw a tantrum and refuse to answer any questions like Fred thomson did.  I think he should have answered all questions sooner rather than later and more rather than less.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Dan it's *Friday* where I'm at... :-)

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

It's not fair!!

Waaaahhhhh!!

If Hillary doesn't win the White House, I'll hold my breath until I die!

You just wait and see me!

Paul Begala, on CNN's The

Paul Begala, on CNN's "The Clinton War Room", demonstrating through body movements and gestures one of the many ways a person can contract an STD.

(Sorry everyone.... hey, it's Friday :p)

 

"No wonder I turned out so amazingly amazing."

-- Leon (Robin to Professor TP&C's Batman)

I did NOT say...

I did NOT say " President Clinton would pole behind several different forms of venereal disease." 

 

No, but I think he DID say

No, but I think he DID say that "President Clinton did pole behind a few interns".

Watch

Your spelling.........guys.

But how do we know what Begala meant?

No, but I think he DID say

No, but I think he DID say that "President Clinton did pole behind a few interns". 

Whether Da Bird misspelled pole or not, I think the meaning is clear. :^)

  "Not Bwyan -- Brian!" - Brian

DaBird always got A's on his

DaBird always got A's on his spelling tests. ;-)

... I said

 I did NOT say " President Clinton would pole behind several different forms of venereal disease....

I said he'd pole with several different forms of venereal disease, some of which have been cured twice." 

  "Centewian, thwoe him to the floah!" - Pilate

"And...Touchdown!! Obama

"And...Touchdown!! Obama takes the lead!!"

<jumps up in air like the girly man he is>

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Annnnd now....

HeeeeeeeeeERRRe's Hillary!

Hi-yo!

Monica told me it was this

Monica told me it was this big!

And so was mine --

And so was mine -- before the "Lockbox!" (sigh).

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

""would poll behind several

""would poll behind several different forms of venereal disease."

 . . . but not as many as my old boss.

!!!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

(You know, the call of that soccer-announcer dude!)
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul. (All purpose anti-slander-link, sadly-needed these days...)

Begala

Under all her pant-suits are ankles are this big.

"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."... Karl Marx? Nope, it was Hillary Clinton.

that close

"We was that close in 2000."

No caption, because I

No caption, because

I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole!

LOL

Ve must .....

....haft dishiplin, you hear, dishiplin!!???

oops

"My rash was this big and...let me tell ya'...it BURNED!"

God, It Was This Big . . . .

And I just kept on licking like this, until he told me . . . .  Oh, nevermind, everyone knows he has big fat butt.  There are very few people on the left you have absolute disdain for, but Paul Begala is one of them.

Begala: Our entire struggle

Begala: Our entire struggle is a battle for the soul of our people. It is further
a structure, a structure consisting of those minds who are the bearers
of our worldview and who will be the foundation of the new state!!!

Ooops! Wrong speech.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

in the good ole days

"When Jim Carville and I worked together, after a long day, I would hold his head from behind like this and then lick. It was a great way to release tension."

Damn these dentures!!!!!!!!!

Damn these dentures!!!!!!!!! On the desk AGAIN!!

Where's last weeks

Where's last weeks winners?Did I miss 'em?

I really really really

I really really really REALLY mean it!!!!!! I really do!

I'm hoping to expand my

I'm hoping to expand my forehead this much by next year

Everybody

SILENCE...I KILL YOU!

We-must SURRENDER to

We-must SURRENDER to OSAMA-NOW!........ALLAH-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!

What Begala's face looks

What Begala's face looks like after THIS MUCH Botox.

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

  Paul Begala show's

  Paul Begala show's everyone his other passion.............. Karaoke !

.

".....and you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was........"

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Has been political

Has been political strategist Paul Begala describes his feelings when told the only cure for diarrhea-of-the-mouth would be twenty days of IV Kaopectate.  Begala said his insurance would not cover the cost of treatment and "since most of my friends don’t seem to care, I’ll just live with it.”

 "Oh No, I'm In The

 "Oh No, I'm In The Whitehouse Again Giving Hillary Another Nude Massage, For The Love Of God, Please Let Me Wake Up, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!........................"

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

...

"Mr. Begala, what do you look for in a presidential candidate?"

It's just TOO easy ...

Paul Begala, former and current Clinton lap-dog ... Hands apart as if showing size ... Mouth agape and at the ready ...

 

I'll just leave it there.

What does that say about

What does that say about Pelosi and Reid who poll lower than Bush?

for the last time

he did not have sexual relations with that woman miss lewinsky.

arent my arms flapping around like my hinges are loose proof its true?

 

honesty is the best policy... unless your running for office.

TOUCHDOWN!!!!

 

 
or: "Damn this is a HUGE sub!"

...

 

Okay you're running down a hallway, you're going left, now right, now straight ahead - Man I'm stoned!"

 

 

 LOL! I've done that

 LOL! I've done that before.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

 Paul Begala:   "This

 Paul Begala:

 

"This was the size of Bill's ego back in 92', now if you'll look at the progression chart behind me, you can easily see that......................."

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

bingo

(clap)  (clap)  N   G   O

GoHunter08

Now just stand still

 while I get the bar of Ivory Soap, young man.  It is HIGH time you got your filthy mouth washed out!

"Don't taze me bro!" When

"Don't taze me bro!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

"We must prepare for ze

"We must prepare for ze Clinton Foreign Policy... we surrender to ze terrorists, but we do it forcefully, to prove our manhood. Everbody.. throw your hands in ze air, like this.. forcefully.... viva la hillary!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

 Begala on what it was

 Begala on what it was like to work for the Clinton's:

 " Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TId2NDiuu2s

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

fuuuuny

Blazer,

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Why yes I have seen

Why yes I have seen Hillary's. Why do you ask?

"The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil"

all were forms of vd clinton had, that's why he's an expert

oh you can tell it's election time, all the silly pundits have their silly litl wristbands showing how much they "feel" about something. oooooooooo a wrist band, that means this guys in touch with...whatever.

lunaticcringeradio

Max Headroom just called

Max Headroom just called and say's he got a bad case of forehead envy. 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSvAWOFdNJk

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

What Begala looks like when

What Begala looks like when he's giving a massage.

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

Not that!

So I said, "I didn't mean that! Mrs. Wormer, I was talking about this cucumber!"

This scum, second only to

This scum, second only to scum in chief Carville, was the beginning of slime politics in America when he was a hired assasin for Slick Willie and Queen Hillary. They put politics in America on an endless spiral of death of any  form of civility or morality. I can assure you he is still on the Clinton payroll in some way. Hopefully this national nightmare will end with the humiliating defeat of Hillary and crowd either in the primaries or the general election, and they will all get out of our lives forever.

I can't hear you

"Obama is out-polling Hillary!? I can't hear you. . . LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA. . ."

Begala

Then Marcie walks in on us just as Carville is driving his monstrous throbbing . . .

I ♣ My Seal

I Saw It

I saw it - Bill's cigar was this big but Hilliary was not interested

This is the famous "Double

This is the famous "Double Clinton Chop" used to bring down Vince Foster!

Speaking from experince

"How do I no Bush would poll behind STD's? From my experience at the free clinic with Bill ... err ... 'Johnny Brazil'. "

 

Yuck!

"I hate it when I dribble on my shoes!"

Note the caption:

CNN Poll: Clinton lead shrinks. Obama closing in nationwide. Situation room to discuss their coaching vacancy.

Ya can't make this stuff up.

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

The Forehead

Hillary's calves are this big around, I kid you not.

Hilliary's is this much

Hilliary's is this much larger than Bill's

Begala tries to do the

Begala tries to do the Robot, doesn't realize that those particular robots don't open their mouth.

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

Begala plunges down yet

Begala plunges down yet another elevator shaft!

I caught a fish this big

I caught a fish this big that has more correct intelligence than the Neoconservative Department of Intelligence. And the size of this brain is bigger than the latest chimp in chief!

 

Soon to be deleted from the top blog that loves to  give it out but never can take it.

 

 

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

"See no Evil, Hear no Evil,

"See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil... I'm failing on all three counts, but who in TV land could figure that out?"

Begala: I've met Montana

Begala: I've met Montana Lyons.  And I must tell you, Montana Lyons has nothing between the ears.

So I walk into ...

...the men's room, and there's Obama! I'm tellin' ya that thing was....

"I am telling you Mike Huckabee is a Liberal!"

Huckabee on Taxes (Video) (1min)
Another Man From Hope. Who is Mike Huckabee? (The Wall Street Journal)

Background:

Age: 52

Education:
- Ordained to ministry Southern Baptist Convention, 1974
- B.A. Religion, Ouachita Baptist University, 1976

Military Experience:
- None

Political Experience:
- Lt. Governor of Arkansas, 1993-1996
- Governor of Arkansas, 1996-2007

Religion:
- Baptist

Fiscal Record:

Huckabee's Fiscal Record
Huckabee: The Biggest Big-Government Conservative (FOXNews)
Mike Huckabee is a Liberal (Club for Growth)
Updated Huckabee White Paper (Club for Growth)

- Immediately upon taking office he signed a sales tax hike in 1996
- He raised taxes on gasoline in 1999
- He supported an internet sales tax in 2001
- He created a $5.25 per day bed-tax on private nursing home patients in 2001
- He publicly opposed the repeal of a sales tax on groceries and medicine in 2002
- He proposed another sales take hike in 2002 to fund education improvements
- He raised taxes on cigarettes in 2003
- He opposed a congressional measure to ban internet taxes in 2003
- He allowed a 17% sales tax increase to become law in 2004
- He increased taxes in the state by more than Bill Clinton did
- He increased state spending 65.3% from 1996 to 2004
- The number of state government workers rose 20% during his tenure
- Governor Huckabee refused to pledge not to raise taxes if elected President

Tax Hike Mike

- Overall, Huckabee’s substantial tax hikes far surpassed his modest tax
cuts, with the average tax burden increasing by a whopping 47% over his
tenure.

Illegal Immigration:

Laura Ingraham: Huckabee Is A "Big Loser" On Immigration (Audio) (5min)
Huckabee Supported Scholarships for Illegal Aliens (Video) (5min)

Huckabee aid plan for illegal aliens draws 'venom, anger' (Arkansas News Bureau)
Huckabee promotes 'open door' policy at LULAC convention (Arkansas News Bureau)

Crime and Punishment:

Mike Huckabee's Clemency Record Is Under Scrutiny (FOXNews)
Why parole a monster like Green
Lois Davidson tells her story (Video) (1min)

Ethics:

Huck's gift-givers ended up in state posts
Huckabee Signed '98 Ad Urging Women to 'Graciously Submit' to Husbands

Global Warming:

Huckabee is the only Republican candidate to support the economy crippling Cap and Trade CO2 Legislation, Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) Regulation and Renewable Energy Standards

The Anti "Man-Made" Global Warming Resource