Weekend Captionfest


Who is Hillary looking at and what is she thinking?


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Ripper

"P-ew Bill!  Was that you?"

"Uh, no dear."

*picture*

"Uh-huh."

The look!

That's the look of a person who is capable of anything and everything.

 That woman is scary!

Thats what you think...

Just wait until your next airplane trip.

I wonder...

I simply can't remember if I watered that plant.

Which one of you Ho's been sleeping with my stud muffin?

The less you bet, the more you lose when you win!

Bill: "It was the dog, Hillary!"

(Traditional male excuse, and the dog can't deny it!) ;)

Hillary: "You mean the one that got out & got run-over?"

++++

Or, from thinking about last week's captionfest, maybe she's casting the evil eye at Barak Obama again.
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul. (All purpose anti-slander-link, sadly-needed these days...)

She's looking at Obama and

She's looking at Obama and thinking, "he's kinda skinny, I'd only need a 3 inch shiv to shank his m*****f***ing a**."

or

Looking at John Edwards: "that two Americas b***h has better hair than I do!"

"There are millions of people in Iraq who have sacrificed in the hope that the United States will finish its work here. We should never forget that." -- Lt. Gen. Raymond Odierno, Commander U.S. III Corps

She's looking at Obama,

She's looking at Obama, thinking: He'd better not even THINK about coming over here. If he does, what happened to Rick Lazio will seem like a wet kiss compared to what I'll do to him.

Or, maybe she's looking at Bill. Same thought.

 

 

Whoot you talkin'

Whoot you talkin' 'bout, Willie? 

James Riady? Where'd you get that name from?

How did he find out about James Riady.. our press had sworn to keep this out of the public discussion?

Ref:

1996 (The media knew) - Indonesian Magnate and Clinton Talked Policy, White House Says  

2001 (The media never talks about it) - JAMES RIADY PLEADS GUILTY WILL PAY LARGEST FINE IN CAMPAIGN FINANCE HISTORY FOR
VIOLATING FEDERAL ELECTION LAW

She is looking at: The

She is looking at: The American public

She is thinking: You small minded knuckle dragging excuses for human beings, you OWE me this presidency.

"Helen Thomas decided to

"Helen Thomas decided to wear a bikini today...but even I'm not THAT depraved....am I? No.... maybe?... no.... yes? no...."

Now thats just not fair!

I've got images of mashed potatoes stuffed in a bikini with a wig on top. (and Helen Thomas would be worse) Eew eew ick!

Don't DO that!

When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.

East of Eden, eyes of a goat ,

take those profits, cattle futures, botox please...

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

So when ARE the Russians going to finish the iranian atoms for peace power plant?

Hillary's Thought Bubble

Blast that stupid Harry Reid. He promised me Rush would be off the air by now. That's the last time I sign on the dotted line for him. 

 

I have to get up early and fill young, impressionable minds with leftwing propaganda. Wish me luck!  -Professor TP&C

She's looking steely-eyed

She's looking steely-eyed at her cowering-in-fear campaign team and thinking "Losing in 2008 is NOT an option and will not, under any circumstances, be tolerated."

 

"Are ZZ TOP part of the Taliban?? Think on it, son."

-- Professor TP&C (Talking Points & Cheetos)

UMM

"Are ZZ TOP part of the Taliban?? Think on it, son."

-- Professor TP&C (Talking Points & Cheetos)

Must have missed that one.


What doesn’t kill you, only makes you pissed off. -Children of Bodom  

"Wha'chu talkin' 'bout

"Wha'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?!"

It was the first thing that popped into my head!

I am sick and tired of that

I am sick and tired of that uppity Obama breathing down my neck. It's time for a January surprise. Where's Scott Livingston when I need him? 

 Welcome to Sherwood! - Robin Hood

That President Petraeus

That President Petraeus really gets a hook in my craw.

  Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo. - Fairy Godmother

Gross

There has to be something more comfortable than duct tape to keep this thing hidden.

 

"You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves." - Evil Conservative

OMG

Very nice evil, made my post look even lamer...

LMAO Thats friggin

LMAO Thats friggin awesome.


What doesn’t kill you, only makes you pissed off. -Children of Bodom  

Evil, Yours gets my vote

Evil,

Yours gets my vote for winner. LOL!

"There are millions of people in Iraq who have sacrificed in the hope that the United States will finish its work here. We should never forget that." -- Lt. Gen. Raymond Odierno, Commander U.S. III Corps

ew ew ew!!

Evil, I'd vote for you as the winner, but first I have to go wash my eyes out. 

 

I have to get up early and fill young, impressionable minds with leftwing propaganda. Wish me luck!  -Professor TP&C

It puts the lotion in the

It puts the lotion in the basket......

Profit taking...

She is looking at someone with "more than their fare share" of money, and how she is going to TAKE IT.

I CRAVE

I CRAVE BLLLOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!


What doesn’t kill you, only makes you pissed off. -Children of Bodom  

"There's another one I'm

"There's another one I'm gonna have to make an offer he can't refuse."

If I turn this way, they'll

If I turn this way, they'll catch my good side.  Who am I kidding?  I don't have a good side.

Damn those liberal arts

Damn those liberal arts majors!  Can't they at least learn how to read?  If one more college student asks me a question that is not on the script, I'm gonna go all kung-fu on her ass!

Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who didn't. - Ben Franklin

What is Hillary thinking...

Looking at Obama...." I wish I had written that in kindergarten!"

Looking at a car pulling up...." I wonder if that car is being driven by an illegal with a license?"

Looking at a questioner at a debate put on by CNN......" I know you!  I planted you!"

Looking at Bill....."If only I had been President first...I could be divorced right now!"

Looking at a bunch of people......"I wonder what focus group response I should give now.....oh that's right....the strong sounding equivocal one!"

LOL

"If only I had been President first...I could be divorced right now!"

This was funny.

I have to get up early and fill young, impressionable minds with leftwing propaganda. Wish me luck!  -Professor TP&C

captionfest

hilliary ,s thought bubble,,,, thinks to herself ,I will kill those two girls   Jena and Jodi.      [ She,s looking at our future]       correction, she,ll have them Fostered a la Ft Marcy

Keep Wondering

I wonder why the botox didn't take, BJ.

With that neck and that

With that neck and that expression, she looks like the turkey awaiting the annual Thanksgiving Presidential pardon.

Bull's eye!

Bull's eye!

Shrillary

She's looking at a fat, ugly woman and saying "I wonder if Bill has been sleeping with her"?

Ve Have vays of making you talk.

"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!"

Mirror mirror on the wall

- Mirror mirror on the wall who's .... good grief it just cracked!

- Hmmm! I think I'll use George Orwell’s 1984 as a primer of what I want to do to America.

- Clinton: Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?

   Mirror: I suggest you call Extreme Makerovers!

Remember that scene from

Remember that scene from "Twilight Zone" when William Shatner/John Lithgow was screaming bloody murder that there was a monster on the wing of the airplane, and then it attacked him?

This is like that scene but far more terrifying.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

I remember that scene.

I remember that scene. Scared the s**t out of me when I was a kid. I had nightmares that night. Fortunately, the nightmare did not include Hillary as President, otherwise I'd have been scarred for life.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan

"Are you looking at me

"Are you looking at me sideways?"

Think...think...

"Think...think...there must be someone around here who's stupid enough to vote for me!"

Shooting Daggers

Hillary shoots daggers at a rookie Secret Service agent allowing a member of the press within 10 feet of her, against her long standing ban on allowing access to any member of the press other than those on her payroll.

The real Hillary at rest,

The grimly humorless Hillary at rest, when not forcing guffaws and cackles.

How would you like to turn the corner and see that face, waiting for you, after saying, "Honey, I'm home!".

"My machine will get you,

"My machine will get you, Obama."

Liberalism is a convenient lie.

Hillary Looking at Bill:

Hillary Looking at Bill: "...and you expect me to believe that story", would you care to try again? 

Sorry, but that was my first thought after 20+ years of marriage.

"Too bad Ignorance isn't painful..."

See my post above. That's

See my post above. That's what I was thinking.

Chris, oh so you've been

Chris, oh so you've been maried 20+ years too? :-)

P.S. sorry I missed yours before I posted, but when I saw the picture, I had to do it.

 

"Too bad Ignorance isn't painful..."

Nope. It's the reason I'm

"Chris, oh so you've been maried 20+ years too?" :-)

Nope. It's the reason I'm not married. That, and the restraining order against me from all the women in America. :)

   Hey Chris: "That,

 

 Hey Chris: "That, and the restraining order against me from all the women in America. :)", you whore you, I resemble that remark (but only in my younger days) ;-)

"Too bad Ignorance isn't painful..."

Senator Clinton

"Senator Clinton - This week Genafer Flowers has stated you can count on her full support.  What was your reaction?"

Bu$h & Cheney:

'I'll tell you when time-out is over, boys!'

Lockbox! Now!!!!

Lockbox! Now!!!!

Hillary just back from using Edwards hairdresser:

"Darn this new hair style! I hope the 666 isn't peeping out from under the part ..."

...

There was a time ... I could have had you horse-whipped...

Countess Dracula

[Bela Lugosi's Count Dracula Accent]

"Just a small bite, just two small marks, you won't notice a thing"

OK, all the media has been

OK, all the media has been briefed on what to say and ask,,,"

You really have to feel

You really have to feel sorry for her, regardless.

This sums it up.

"Left alone with just a memory
Life seems dead and so unreal
All thats left is loneliness
There's nothing left to feel..."

 many thanks to Dusty Springfield

Rackie? Why in all of

Rackie? Why in all of creation would I feel sorry for her? As much misery as she has already caused, and the misery she would inflict if she were President with a compliant Congress, she deserves every bit of misery that comes her way. She and Bill are each other's personal well-deserved Hell. I sincerely hope that she has a Howard Dean moment that is caught on tape when she loses in the Iowa Caucuses.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan

"Mmmmm, I wonder who

"Mmmmm, I wonder who Bill's doing right now?"

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

"That Helen Thomas witch has

"That Helen Thomas witch has been looking a bit too happy and frisky lately ..."

The Wicked Witch Of The East

So, the boys are piling on me. I’ll get you my pretties!

The Hills have Ides.

Notice: Even her shifty stare goes left.

She's looking a Bill

She's looking a Bill thinking, "You'll sit in on my cabinet meetings when hell freezes over Mr."

 

 

BRITANNICUS SUM

You, yea you, I swear to

You, yea you, I swear to Lenin you are soooo erased from history...

We'll

We're going take things away from you for your own good.

We'll

We're going take things away from you for your own good.

 But you'll be much happier, I promise.

She's looking at an average American

who is doing just fine without relying on the state for assistance and thinks to herself, "its people like this that get in my way".

PIAPS

G*d dammit, I told you m-fing c-sers to take Obama to Fort Marcy park now g*d dammit NOW!!!!!!! and use the correct hand this time, you incompetent a*holes.

....or

That m*fing j*w bastard Morris is on both H&C, and BOR again spreading lies (truth) about me; where's that f*&#ing lamp?

Christmas wishes for Obama

Five finance frauds 

Four trumped up charges 

Three character attacks 

Two cement shoes

and

A Big loss in Iowa

I keep expecting her to

I keep expecting her to turn into the 'toon Christopher Lloyd played in the end of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" in the picture that follows this one.

Or to see her kick a puppy.

As the big Russian in Rocky

As the big Russian in Rocky (not sure if III or IV) said about Rocky's trainer......

"If he dies.....he dies"

"How could these incompetent

"How could these incompetent neocons boondoogle a war and this country so bad?. Am I sure I wanna take over this mess?"

 

 

 

 

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

Hillary experiences a moment

Hillary experiences a moment of indecision. "Wait a minute. Am I for the war or against the war this week?"

Montana, they succeeded in funneling hundreds of

billions of dollars into the pockets of their war profiteer cronies and homeland security shamsters, all at the public expense. They've succeeded in privatizing much of government and eroding civil liberties. They've succeeded in creating perpetual war and fear in the US. Their fascism agenda is moving nicely toward it's goals.

Has your lunacy....

fallen on so many deaf ears that you are now begging preceived comrades for affirmation in the "captionfest" (of all places)?

You two belong in the same padded cell. Lyons thinks there is no free press in America and you think the US goes to war because a government contractor needs to boost it's profit margin.

Kookoo, kookoo!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

another preppy intern

"If Bill smiles that that damned intern one more time......"

The "bentone" spots Hil's pretty Galpal, Huma

If that SOB gets one inch closer to my Huma, he's dead!

 Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.

"I wonder..."

"Hmmmm.....you know, that Ann Lewis IS a looker.  I wonder if she'd take a tumble with me in the Lincoln Bedroom when I'm the POTUS????"

neighb

Opps!

My bad...

"Why didn't I divorce that...

...egomaniac when I had the chance? 

I got your

I got your cookies..

 

 

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Uh-oh. That sounded really

Uh-oh. That sounded really wet.

}}---> Hillary

"What do you mean by evitable?"

}}---> Caption

"I'm glad the doorman took the fall for my halitosis."  But Helen Thomas really turns me on.

No Idea

You black bitch!! You fu---n son of a bitchin bastard motherf---in black traitorous bitch. You just have no idea what I'm going to do to you, do you?

"Whatchu talkin bout

"Whatchu talkin bout Willis?"

The softer, warmer, and

The softer, warmer, and gentler side of Hillary is shown to the public.   

How damn scary is to think that she was actually in the White House and in charge of policy?

 

Mr. Tyson, I will EAT YOUR

Mr. Tyson, I will EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!

Yes, yes

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

"I'm better then any of you

"I'm better then any of you idiots"

"I'll step on all of you, watch out"

"Bastards, don't know who their dealing with"

Man that Obama is hot.  I

Man that Obama is hot.  I hope he notices this warm glance I'm giving him.

 

ha ha!

It's true - that's the closest she gets to looking feminine. 

 

I have to get up early and fill young, impressionable minds with leftwing propaganda. Wish me luck!  -Professor TP&C

Oh yeah...

Oh yeah? Obama eh? You black bitch? The day after that suicidal joooboy Morris' body shows up, you'll be in Angola State!

chiseled good looks

Hillary looks in the mirror and practices her "Mt. Rushmore" face while thinking "This is a face destined to be carved in granite. But how will they depict my chin hairs and moustache? I suppose I will have to oversee that, too. These children cannot do anything right without me. Hmmm, mother of our country has a nice ring to it."

White House Ransacking

"So, tell me to return furniture to the White House after we stole it fair and square?  I'll get the last laugh.  That coffee table's mine."

Hey, if you love bad pictures of Hillary (aren't they all?), then you'll enjoy this site:  http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/

Hillary gets into character

Hillary gets into character as the lead in the upcoming summer blockbuster "The Passion of the Anti-Christ".

---produced, written and directed by Oliver Stone.

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

"The Passion of the

"The Passion of the Anti-Christ".

 

hhhhmmm...

When does Jenna's Dad have passion??...he doesnt  even show passion chatting  with his daughter on the Ellen Degenerate show!

 

 

 

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

rolls eyes

What does that have to do with this thread?

Typical lib. Can't ever have a chuckle or relax for two seconds. Everything is all about another chance to bash Bush. 

 

I have to get up early and fill young, impressionable minds with leftwing propaganda. Wish me luck!  -Professor TP&C

"Am I supposed to laugh

"Am I supposed to laugh at the jokes on this site?"

Hillary remarks in mild annoyance, after being insulted by Newsbusters' plants in the audience and right wing dominated press. 

 

 

Ohh Im sorry , dude...

I forgot we cant make jokes about poor defenseless georgie but its ok to make jokes about the next prez...

relax , snoozebusters!...get some rest from staying up all night getting brainwashed right wing propaganda from your favorite right wing sites.

 

 

 

 

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

Hey dumbass...

"I forgot we cant make jokes about poor defenseless georgie but its ok to make jokes about the next prez..."

"Poor defenseless georgie" wasn't the captionfest, the Evil Hillary Rotten Clinton Her Royal Thighness was!

You sound like you just fell off a turnip truck...

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...