U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) gestures as U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) listens at the CNN/Nevada Democratic Party debate in Las Vegas, Nevada November 15, 2007.
|
|
home blogs about forum contact search account 
“Exposing & Combating Liberal Media Bias”
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
Weekend Captionfest II
U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) gestures as U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) listens at the CNN/Nevada Democratic Party debate in Las Vegas, Nevada November 15, 2007. |
Editors’ Picks
Poll
MastheadEditor
Senior Editors Managing Editor Associate Editor Contributing Editors Contributing Writers Publisher 
|
|
[ Home | Blogs |
Forum |
About |
Contact
]
| |
Editor at Large
Comments Policy
It's My Invisible Hillary Clinton Doll
December 1, 2007 - 17:50 ET by Lame CherryIt's my invisible Hillary Clinton doll which my daddy got for me from an African witchdoctor.
When I rub it Hillary gets this dazed and confused look.
*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS
Mrs Bill to Staff: Someone
December 1, 2007 - 17:50 ET by DingbatMrs Bill to Staff: Someone do a Map Quest on how to get to Marcy Park!!! NOW!!!
Hussein Obama: "Now
December 1, 2007 - 17:53 ET by DingbatHussein Obama: "Now regarding that bulge you see on Hillary....It ain't mine!!! No Way!!! There ain't that much alcohol in the world!!!
dingbat
December 1, 2007 - 17:55 ET by MrShyHahahaha..... and that is one repulsive looking woman, I'm sorry.
And #2 - when did Obama get so short?
Dana Perino and Newsbusters gals will look great in Shywear
(*NB guys, too)
East of Eden: ,eyes of a goat, sorts of lefty brain thingies.
December 1, 2007 - 18:11 ET by upcountrywaterobombah, must you ,with those hand jobs! you jester , clown boy...
iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..
So when ARE the Russians going to finish the iranian atoms for peace power plant?
Hillary: "Let's see, let's
December 1, 2007 - 18:12 ET by HumanEventsHillary: "Let's see, let's see, he's saying I didn't answer the question. Now what was my planned response supposed to be? Oh yeah, that he's throwing mud!"
It does look like the wicked witch is thinking more about trying to remember which talking points to use than about actually listening to what Obama has to say, doesn't it?!
You can just see it in here
December 1, 2007 - 18:43 ET by Seabeach4348You can just see it in her eyes that she's congering up all that dark energy and then....(huge fart-like sound) ......this is what O-Bomb-A looked like just before the evil, Wicked Witch of Ittakesavillage turned him into one of those hideous grey flying monkeys to do her bidding!
"And now young Senator, you
December 1, 2007 - 18:13 ET by MagicalPat"And now young Senator, you will feel the full power of the dark side."
Now you've done it
December 1, 2007 - 23:35 ET by pbanks7Obama: And this is just the moment I was waiting for to pull the 'race card'...."What do you mean by 'dark side'.....Hmm?"
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Qualified
December 1, 2007 - 18:18 ET by nkviking75Each of these candidates has the following qualifications to be President of the United States:
1) Over the age of 35
2) Citizen of the United States
3) uh.... uh... uh... I'm thinking... wait a minute, it'll come to me...
4) Never mind
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
...and a few seconds later
December 1, 2007 - 18:25 ET by DaBird...and a few seconds later Sen. Barack Obama turned to stone and was never to be heard from again.
HELP!
December 1, 2007 - 18:45 ET by JamesonLewis3rd“Somebody make her stop staring at me!!!!! PLEASE! I beg of you!!!!! I’m going mad! I’ll do a Chuck Norris on her, I tell ya! Aarrgghh!!!!!”
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3
That Evil Glare
December 1, 2007 - 18:49 ET by JoelCTU.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) tries as hard as he can to avoid the evil glare directed at him from U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) at the CNN/Nevada Democratic Party debate in Las Vegas, Nevada November 15, 2007. Obama chooses his words carefully, knowing that he has to pretend to "hit Hillary hard", while at the same time not blowing his chances at a Vice-President bid. The evil glare is his reminder when he is approaching stepping over that line.
Poor Obama
December 1, 2007 - 18:56 ET by candanceSen Obama turns away before getting too close to Hillary. He'll need all of his digits to win the election.
card holding member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
ok this one will be bad
December 1, 2007 - 19:19 ET by lunaticcringeradiobubble above hillarys head thinking: "hey boy, what are you doing in the house"
lunaticcringeradio
luna...bad, but, oh so true
December 1, 2007 - 19:28 ET by BlondeSpot on, actually.
After Hillary's "plantation" remark & all.
If looks could kill, Barry'd already be dead.
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
As you can see from the look on my right..
December 1, 2007 - 19:19 ET by JayTeeAs you can see from the hard Stare from my immediate right, I don't think I would survive even the 1st year as President, if I chose a VP like Hillary. I would be unable to obtain Life Insurance.
-
December 1, 2007 - 22:15 ET by dahliatraversWAY too uncomfortably true ...
Hillary says
December 1, 2007 - 19:32 ET by candanceI'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!
card holding member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
Monica
December 1, 2007 - 19:43 ET by shawn228Hillary is this the way Monica stroked Bills ..........umm ego?
Audience turns on Mrs Clinton
December 1, 2007 - 19:43 ET by JDWFOX- Mrs Clinton booed at Iowa forum
The now short lived hostage crisis ends with Mrs Clinton once again attempting to be all things to all people.
JDW
Sen Clinton: Distinguished Founder of Media Matters
This is good news, JDW.
December 1, 2007 - 22:46 ET by Scout FinchPlus, my sister, who is very politically astute, was not aware of the Hillary Hostage Situation. I'm guessing most Americans weren't really tuned in to it. Perhaps it's too early in the political season for it to register. Maybe Hil will have another go at staging a hostage situation this summer! </s>
Ah ha!
December 1, 2007 - 22:58 ET by candanceHil will have another go at staging a hostage situation this summer!
So hubby and I were not the only ones who thought of that. It just seemed a little too convenient to come on the heels of that debate embarrassment.
The most dangerous thing in the world is an angry person with political power.
Hell, I didn't know about
December 2, 2007 - 02:02 ET by RESTLESS 1Hell, I didn't know about the HHS either, and I am usually up on these things. What happened?
Also, hillary doesn't have a chance in Iowa. IMO, her campaign ends there, if not literally, for all intents and purposes. The breck girl may beat her out too, if not Richardson.
Now if you lived in
December 2, 2007 - 22:54 ET by Cape Conservativethe Boston television viewing area, it would have been impossible to NOT know about the hostage mess. We had NON-STOP coverage, no local news, no weather, no sports...just watching the streets of this little town in New Hampshire while a dumb bunny was getting his 15 minutes of fame.
Had this happened at any other office in the town, you know it would have been handled quietly just like the many other times this yokel had done stupid things...it seems he is quite well-known by the local police.
And, my, wasn't she "presidential" in her 2 press conferences. Like she had anything whatsoever to do with any of it! All we have to do is listen to the msm to find out all we need to know. RRiigghhtt!
This bra's to tight. My
December 1, 2007 - 19:47 ET by Right2thePointThis bra's to tight.
My panties itch and make me want to scratch.
How long do I have to stand here tonight and lie like this?
...You don't step on
December 1, 2007 - 19:51 ET by bigtimer...You don't step on Shrillary's Cape...You don't Spin in the Wind...
You don't mess around with the witch of Danger.... or you don't ever breathe again....
V?
December 1, 2007 - 19:54 ET by JDWHow many versions did it take?
JDW
Sen Clinton: Distinguished Founder of Media Matters
JDW... UNO Trust
December 1, 2007 - 20:13 ET by bigtimerJDW...
UNO
Trust me...lol.
Marx-O-Matic Doll
December 1, 2007 - 20:11 ET by LiveFreeOrDieBarack Hussein Obama 6 moths after losing primary turns to selling Marx-O-Matic Hillary Dolls on one of Ron Popeil's shopping networks. "You too can own this Marx-O-Matic Hillary Doll, Just slip in pre-programmed chip into this black slot and the doll will start chortling Neo-Marxist phrases, like, "A chicken in every pot", "Free Health-Care for all", "It's for the children", "I'm the smartest", and other sickening Bolshevik BS." Free when you make a $10.00 contribution to the Clinton Chinese Dishwasher Fund."
Oh great, he really is
December 1, 2007 - 20:17 ET by motherbeltOh great, he really is articulate. Clean too. What the hell am I supposed to do NOW?
mb... LOL!
December 1, 2007 - 20:18 ET by bigtimermb...
LOL!
"If I could just get her to
December 1, 2007 - 21:23 ET by Rackie"If I could just get her to look behind her she'd turn into a pillar of salt but she's probably too smart for that. I know what, I'll tell her not to look."
MB - you are tied with
December 2, 2007 - 22:58 ET by Cape ConservativeClarinetAndrew for the best post! You both get an A+!
So Obvious
December 1, 2007 - 21:19 ET by WesenOsi, I told you not to speak to the guests. You were simply to smile when spoken to... and why did you change out of your Butler's jacket?
Hillary thinking......"If he
December 1, 2007 - 21:29 ET by charlietexasHillary thinking......"If he gets the nomination and ask me to be V.P.,
his days are numbered", one way or another.....I WILL be president!!!"
Say that's an interesting
December 1, 2007 - 22:00 ET by HumanEventsSay that's an interesting thought there. I'll bet any candidate would be scared to have her be the veep!
No way she'll be veep. The
December 2, 2007 - 02:05 ET by RESTLESS 1No way she'll be veep. The President would be dead within a week of inauguration. By suicide or accident of course.
By suicide or accident of
December 2, 2007 - 09:51 ET by HumanEventsBy suicide or accident of course, yes. And Hillary would look so sad and teary eyed and we'd see a photo op of her hugging Michelle Obama or Elizabeth Edwards, etc.
Say, speaking of crocodile tears, let's all take a look at this classic clip again!
Bill Clinton is a liar. Now we see his yearning to take all we're earning. Bill Clinton is a liar. If you've got money hide it cuz he's gonna find it.
--
December 1, 2007 - 21:41 ET by ClarinetAndrew“For my next magic trick, my lovely assistant and I will make all of your money disappear!”
ha ha
December 1, 2007 - 21:47 ET by candanceThis one made me laugh out loud. Best joke for this caption yet.
card holding member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
Yep, that was funny!
December 1, 2007 - 22:05 ET by Roger the ShrubberYep, that was funny!
-
December 1, 2007 - 22:25 ET by dahliatraversExcellent.
CA - you
December 2, 2007 - 22:59 ET by Cape Conservativeand motherbelt both get my "best of comments" post award! A+
"You see the difference
December 1, 2007 - 21:51 ET by Jack BauerAnd the Hildebeast is
December 1, 2007 - 23:08 ET by Sonny LykosAnd the Hildebeast is thinking: "You impudent ni**er. Remember what happened to Vincent Foster?"
Hillary: "He is sooooo hot,
December 1, 2007 - 23:50 ET by GregEHillary: "He is sooooo hot, and I'm gonna need an intern"
Obama: "Don't believe
December 1, 2007 - 23:51 ET by GregEObama: "Don't believe anything this nappy-headed ho says."
If looks could kill a village
December 2, 2007 - 00:00 ET by pbanks7Obama (In response to Fox News questioner): First, I'd put my right hand over her throat, then the left.....and then I'd squeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzze.
Hillary (thought balloon): I've already got full compression on ya, muh-ni**ah. ....I OWN all the dead Chicagoan votes, and no uppity local yokal is gonna......(Boldly states): Ah'm no wayyzz tahrd....of connnn-descending (emphasis on 'con').... to mah cun-stitchi-wunts...
Codswallop! - Rubeus Hagrid
the look of...daggers--confuse his thoughts--get him off track..
December 2, 2007 - 00:04 ET by mrjeff(if looks could kill)
Exactly...
December 2, 2007 - 00:14 ET by sarcasmoAnd like many NB captionfests, it's challenging to think-up something funny in this case, but something tells me Bill may have seen this same dagger-look once or twice over the years they've stayed married. My caption is Bill Clinton, from offstage, saying "I'm just glad it's him, and not me for once!"
JMR
Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.
If bill had tried to split,
December 2, 2007 - 02:07 ET by RESTLESS 1If bill had tried to split, he would be dead in a minute. Remember who wears the pants will you.
"Why on earth are you
December 2, 2007 - 02:09 ET by RESTLESS 1"Why on earth are you speaking to our guests instead of serving me a sausage on a stick?"
" Whenever the
December 2, 2007 - 02:44 ET by Blazer" Whenever the Hildabeast is within 20 feet, Barack Obama keeps Karate Hand © deployed for instant delivery."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
I will use this dummy to
December 2, 2007 - 03:39 ET by fitzfongI will use this dummy to illustrate how you "take out" an ill-fitting coat.
...
December 2, 2007 - 05:03 ET by dervish"If you touch my breast I'll cut your hand off."
"If I touch your breast, I'll cut my hand off!"
The winnahhhhhh!
December 3, 2007 - 12:24 ET by pbanks7Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Caption
December 2, 2007 - 07:53 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggor"Having received an accumulative score of only 6, and being critiqued by Dancing With the Stars judge Bruno Tonioli ... suggesting that Mr. Obama was simply 'not black enough', Mrs. Clinton knew then that she should have chosen her 3rd choice pick, Ben Vereen, as her dance partner.
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
Hillary strains to find
December 2, 2007 - 11:26 ET by CrashHillary strains to find something she can use against Obama. When this fails she drifts into a daydream, "Barack ... Ear-ack, Obama ... Ear-bama, Hussein ... Hussein ... I got nothing."
Hillary thought
December 2, 2007 - 12:08 ET by JerryHillary thought bubble:
"I know, I'll use my 'Glare of Neuter' on him.... Oh wait... you have to have testicles for that to work.... dang... can't use it on Missy Obamma... can't use it on the Breck Girl... Kookcinich? Nah.. he's nuts so his whole body might disappear... I'll have to save it and use it against the Republicans.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Must tell you, Jerry
December 2, 2007 - 23:03 ET by Cape ConservativeI do think your BC quote is one of his "finest" - thanks for keeping it out there!
Shake, Shake, Shake
December 2, 2007 - 12:19 ET by WoodyMObama: "Sure we black guys like big booties, but not like this one."
......blah....blah....blah....blah....
December 2, 2007 - 12:34 ET by neighb".....hmmm....just what IS he saying?.....blah....blah...blah. Oh well, does anyone REALLY care? Just wait til I release those pictures I have of this guy screwing a 10 year old. That'll be the end of THIS 'lil ol gnat."
neighb
Remember when Archie Bunker
December 3, 2007 - 12:28 ET by pbanks7couldn't understand Lionel when he spoke distinct english?
Lionel: I'm going to be an electrical engineer.
Archie: Hah?
Lionel: Ahm gunna be a 'lictical ingineeah.
Archie: Ohhhh!
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Obama: " Well Wolf, I
December 2, 2007 - 12:39 ET by BlazerObama:
" Well Wolf, I for one find it absolutely amazing that all of this pure raw evil can be contained securely beneath a tweed jacket and black pantsuit instead of the steel re-inforced concrete, and lead lined tunnels hundreds of feet below Yucca mountain where it should be. "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
"One more f'n word, just
December 2, 2007 - 15:40 ET by ConservativeRex"One more f'n word, just one more word, and I'll knock your lights out"!
Hillary: How dare this
December 2, 2007 - 16:17 ET by pocomocoHillary: How dare this black ‘boy’ question my credibility. How’d he get of our plantation anyway?
Yeah, you's supposed to be
December 2, 2007 - 16:23 ET by JerryYeah, you's supposed to be ON da plantation, not tryings to run it.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Hillary: "
December 2, 2007 - 16:52 ET by BlazerHillary:
" Remember B. when it comes to making you squirm, Ah aynt' no wayz tahrd ".
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.