Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff | November 30, 2007 - 17:00 ET

 

Retired Brig. Gen. Keith Kerr, a member of Hillary Clinton's campaign, in the audience at CNN's Republican debate of November 28th, making comments after the airing of his YouTube question on gays in the military.

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I respect your service, sir,

I respect your service, sir, but your part in this CNN "job" was in very bad form ...

Does the way I've ..........

Does the way I've got a grip on this Black Microphone seem offensive to any of you Candidates ?    Because the president of CNN didn't have a problem with the way I handled him.

 

What good is a Free Press, if it is a False Press ?   David Foote  GoE

Jay........hahahahhahahahahah

Jay........hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha thanks for the laugh....

CharlieTx...........It was Tex. Humor all the way

My fellow Texans have never gotten over "Brokeback Mountain" either.

"I was a General damit! And

"I was a General damit! And you don't just sleep your way up to General.. well, not in the Army anyhow!"

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Blame

Before this occurred the world was focused on Bubba's two Iowa speeches. Today they have been forgotten.

What does that say to you about the CNN mess?

JDW

Sen Clinton: Distinguished Founder of Media Matters

 

Say boys, any of you fellas

Say boys, any of you fellas up for some fun after the debate?

I am a lackey of Hillary

I am a lackey of Hillary Rodham Clinton, and she approved this message.

Pardon me General, but

Pardon me General, but wasn't it playboy Billy Clinton that passed the
dont ask, dont tell??? Whos the homo-phob???? I say its the democrats.

"general"

From what I understand, the title is given to retirees from the RESERVE in CA as an something to print and put on their wall. They're never supposed to use it out of the state. Now how long did this guy serve in active duty and what was his level. Why do we always have to check on anything said by a Democrat? Is lying bad for one's mental health? Drudge says that Republicans are mentally more healthy; possibly that's because we don't play 'pretend' games.

"...we don't play 'pretend'

"...we don't play 'pretend' games."  the gop should hold a press confernce spouting this idea. oopps, fema already did.

here is a bio of the general:

http://www.militaryequality.org/public_html/learn/about_us/advisory_board/keith_kerr_bio.htm

Libs

Libs do play pretend games, they pretend they are disadvantaged and unable to exceed in society.

JDW

Sen Clinton: Distinguished Founder of Media Matters

 

Leather or Lace?

It's part of the Hillary campaign strategy. She tells me what to ask and CNN won't tell.

The old banana joke

"Stop me if you've heard this one... First, you lick the microphone, then you kiss the microphone, then..."

Okay, I don't want to degrade this website. I have respect for the gay people I call friends, if not for Kerr, and most people here are smart enough to guess the rest. 

Liberals don't care what you do, as long as it's mandatory.  -Franksam

"Has anyone seen my honey,

"Has anyone seen my honey, John Murtha?? he went to the little boys
room and hasnt come back" Wheres Senator Craig? Am I the only one
here??"

General Schultz

My video presentation?

Google paid for my trip?

Being picked out of an audience of hundreds?

Being handed a microphone to make a speech?

 I know nothing, nothing!

On Stage

"Do you think this will get me on stage with Hillary at the Democrat National Convention in Colorado?"

 "Does this red shirt make me look fat?"

"I'm not a Republican voter,

"I'm not a Republican voter, but I play one on CNN...".

We have a winner!

Hilarious.  This gets my vote (do I have one?) and should spawn a lot of new jokes, too.

Thank you for your vote. :)

Thank you for your vote. :)

best joke

Absolutely the best caption for this photo. 

 

card holding member of the vast right-wing conspiracy

Kerr: "Hillary wanted me to

Kerr: "Hillary wanted me to ask yo......er...um....I mean...I wanted to ask you why all Conservatives are homophobes."

 Retired General:" No,

 Retired General:

" No,  I am not one of Hillary's sock-puppet's, thank you.

Coincidentally and ironically though, I stand in behalf and represent those in our armed forces who are enamored with meat-puppet's".

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

General Nutty Buddy

Old, Retired and glad of it. 

Can we adopt one 17th century radical Islamic custom for one day and stone this fool to death?

My hope is that you repeal

My hope is that you repeal the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. That was fine when I was in uniform, the best part being tick-check during our time in the field.  No one asked me anything, and I damn sure wasn't gonna tell and spoil my experience. But I'm retired so to me it doesn't matter anymore.

"Clinton camp....

...slips gay ex-general into GOP debate through the back door"

Don't Ass, Don't Tell

Don't Ass, Don't Tell Moron!

How many incompetent's were promoted because this dunce had something to hide? Bad ideas abound whenever a Clinton plant is around.

 

Maybe.....?

"Hey, Mitt! Whaddya doin' later?"

Do Tell

Retired gay Brig. Gen. Keith Kerr, a gay member of gay Hillary Clinton's gay campaign,
in the audience at gay CNN's Republican debate of November 28th, making
gay comments after the airing of his gay YouTube question on gays in the
military.

"I'm am a general in the

"I'm am a general in the California National Guard, and I am not wearing pants!"

Gen KK: "I did not have

Gen KK: "I did not have consortial relations with that woman... Ms. Hilary-inski... I was not asked to lie, not a single time.. NEVER. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the Gaymerican people."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

"While I oppose the"Don't

"While I oppose the"Don't ask don't tell" policy about being gay in the Military..I do fully support CNN's "Don't ask don't tell"policy about being a Democrat operative asking questions at a Republican debate."

 

 

"I was in favor of Illegal licenses before I was
against them but before I was for them but after I was against them but
before I was for them......"
Hillary Clinton

"Testing one two... Is this

"Testing one two... Is this on?...

testing one two.... me.me.me...

Anyone knows an eleph-ant, can't..
Spot a democrat plant..

But he had high hopes..
He had high hopes...
He had high apple pie in the sky hopes..

So any time you're gettin low...
Stead of lettin go...
Just remember that eleph-ant..

Oops there goes another democrat plant."

 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

General Kerr

I think that Brokeback Mountain should be required reading for all new recruits during bootcamp.

Karaoke night on CNN!

"For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!
"

General Kerr

Simply looking for a few good men.

 

"MY end justifies THAT mean." - Shakespeare (not really)

Jack Abramoff

"Referring to Jack Abramoff". Governor Romney, If Jack helped you off the horse would you help Jack off the horse?

shawn

good one! (HA!)

 

"MY end justifies THAT mean." - Shakespeare (not really)

I am a homophobe

This Hillary stooge and his counterpart CNN stooge are nothing more than two typical aids torpedos. Yes, I am a homophobe. I find the homosexual lifestyle, including these two, disgusting and immoral. I am politically incorrect and accept that as a badge of honor.

I cannot decorate an outhouse, nor can I properly design wardrobes, but that does not bother me at all. I can, however, do lots of neat things, none of which requires me to take on the characteristics of the opposite sex or decorate my body.

I also love puppies and great looking women.

ditto's cap't

Sailing along with great looking women, hell ya! Hell, I'll take all the women with us, leave the col. to the Hildebeast and the rest of the dims  candidates.

Keith Kerr is a retired

Keith Kerr is a retired California National Guard colonel.  He is not a general in any way shape or form. 

To represent himself as such is violation of the UCMJ. 

It is common at Guard retirement ceremonies to give an honorary promotion to colonels to the STATE rank of Brigadier General, but it has no meaning other than a fancy certificate for the wall and use of the title at local Guard functions.” 

When I was a young 1st Lieutenant, I gave a free fall parachute demonstration to an audience of the Delware National Guard.  The state Adjutant General, a two star general, gave me a ceremonial promotion to lieutenant colonel.  I was honored, but I didn't go around calling myself a lieutenant colonel.

   

Is this thing on?

Is this thing on?

the General was (instinctively?) massaging it

And he turned the mic off, along with the crowd, apparently...
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.

Caption: "In an attempt to

Caption: "In an attempt to downplay his homsexual endeavors during his service, Retired Brig. Gen. Keith Kerr tries to 'butch' it up a bit with the 'All Republican' audience... reflecting on the words of another great military figure, Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore..."I love the smell of lip balm in the morning"!

 

Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?

kerr

  Brigadier General Keith H. Kerr entered the U.S. Army as a Private at Fort Ord, California, on 21 September 1953 Think of all the asses he ogled over the last 54 years ---- I bet he was really into short arm inspectionsLee

<td hei

Caption: "Being true to

Caption: "Being true to form, Ret. Brig. Gen. Keith Kerr entered the venue from the rear to unload his question on the Republican Presidential candidates."

 

Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?

"I wanted to be in the

"I wanted to be in the Navy, butt they wouldn't take me. I could'a been a Rear Admiral. Oh, to give the poop dick a good scrubbing. Thar she blows captain!"

(My apologies for being so crude this morning)

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

No apologies needed....

No apologies needed.... there's nothing like sweet crude in the morning. Oh... and how 'bout trying this on for size..... [caption] "I had originally wanted to be in the navy 'cause there's nothing quite like bein' on deck with other men who enjoy a salty spray."

 

Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?

}}---> Rear Admiral Kerr

72 men set to sea and 36 couples returned.

Ensign: "Fire in the hole,

Ensign: "Fire in the hole, sir!"

Rear Admiral Kerr: "Sorry mate.. grabbed the analgesic balm instead of the k-y jelly again.."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Ironic, ain't it?  Kerr was in the closet as a Republican at the debate, only to be outed as a Hillary shill by conservative bloggers.  That's right:  He's a Democrat.  Not that there's anything wrong with that...

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

"The ends justify the means"

Ironic, ain't it?  Kerr was in the closet as a Republican at the debate, only to be outed as a Hillary shill by conservative bloggers.  That's right:  He's a Democrat. 

More proof that democrats, leftists, progressives, etc. are liars at heart. "The ends justify the means" should be the demokrat party motto.

D

Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.

"Did I mention... I'm

"Did I mention... I'm gay?"

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

....Is this thing on?....

Boy, that Huckabee looks HOT!



The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Fred08.com

You see, we would be

You see, we would be alone in the foxhole, and then I would grab his member like this, here let me show you with this microphone...

Kerr, The Musical

The Booger-Wooger General from Hillary C. (He blows eight to a bar!)

Gen

F# is his favorite key (all the sharps)

JDW

Sen Clinton: Distinguished Founder of Media Matters

 

vil... ROFL!

vil...

ROFL!

"Hey everybody, Look at

"Hey everybody, Look at me!!! I'm a homosexual!  Pay attention to me!!!!"

Seriously though, I wish one of the candidates would have said: "Sir, aside from the fact that your statement/question is basically irrelevant, I will say this: there are very few, if any, people in this country that give a damn whether you're homosexual or not.  But if you have a problem with 'don't ask, don't tell' take it up with the democrats who enacted it and stop wasting everyone's time with your selfish, petty, and rhetorically motivated irrelevancies!  Next question, please...and make it worthwhile."

"General LOOSE BOOTY

"General LOOSE BOOTY reporting for doody!"

a so-called "Brig. General" is this true?

Here's a link to a message about the "Brig. General" actual status that was posted on David Horowitz's blog.

http://www.frontpage...