Weekend Captionfest II


Hugo Chavez and Mahmound Ahmadinejad attended the OPEC summit, where they said the fall of the dollar is a sign that "the U.S. empire is coming down."


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Oh the macaca of it

Oh the macaca of it all!

Whose pulling whose tail?

"in this photo from Clinton

"in this photo from Clinton Campaign headquaters....."

Stooges

   There's Moe.........there's Curly...............hey....where's Larry?

Larry

She's probably in either Iowa or New Hampshire.

I'm surprised that Sean

I'm surprised that Sean Spicoli Penn wasn't invited.

The Democrat ticket for '08

The Democrat ticket for '08 goes on the campaign trail.

--

“What are we going to tonight Hugo?”

 

“Same thing we do every night, Mahmound: Try and take over the world!”

Pinko and No-Brain maybe?

Pinko and No-Brain maybe?

: )

: )

No we're NOT. We're just

No we're NOT. We're just good friends. Ask our wives.

Iranian and Venezuelian Presidents

 

 

Not the Professor (it's his moderate friend) Now I know why President Ah-ma-did-a job said there were no homos in Iran. He found a way to sneak them in to South America.

We would like a room.

We would like a room.

You WILL cooperate.....

Psychopath with tie [while repeatedly squeezing his little pal]:
Heh.....heh.....heh.....

Psychopath sans tie [desperately struggling to escape the vile breath of his big pal]:
You vote for this guy or I'm gonna.....
[several ear-splitting bleeps ensue]

Psychopath with tie [while repeatedly squeezing his little pal]:
Heh.....heh.....heh.....

Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

CamelBack Mountain

"There are no gays in Iran, but, when in Rome..."

Bottom boy

Don't let my friend Mahmound kid you. He loves being a bottom.

Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.

Ahmadinejad: why does this

Ahmadinejad: why does this infidel always smile like that when my hand is up his @$$

 

Chavez: Yes he IS my hero,  and .....his hand is up my @$$

Because Ahmadinejad’s

Because Ahmadinejad’s  left hand is not in view, one must assume that he is the ventriloquist and Chavez is the dummy.

 

Chavez: We are The New York Times' new Dream Team. It was Stalin and Castro. Thanks Pinch!

"Do you Hugo Chavez take

"Do you Hugo Chavez take this man Mahmound Ahmadinejad as you lawfully wedded wife?"

 

"I do "

"Place the ring on his finger and repeat after me, With this ring I thee wed..."

.

Of course you know, "Hugo" is Farsi for "boy toy."

Hugo:

"Let me introduce you to my leetle fren'."

And here we see team number

And here we see team number 3 in the "All Fasciast Olympics' three-legged race".

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Alcoholic beverages being illegal in Riyadh, Chavez and Ahmadinejad toast each other with imaginary glasses of champagne.

caption

"Please tell the president that I would have to be stoned to death upon my return".

Slick Hugo shows off the

Slick Hugo shows off the pin on his flabby chest for his prize pig, Ahmadinejad, on the left.

If you think their faces sag like a rotting 14th century building, you should see the rest of them. On second thought, you should not. You should burn your computer instead.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

As they laugh maniacally:

"The U.S. empire is coming down, and all they worry about is Co2!"

 

Proof positive that these

Proof positive that these guys are in cahoots. Just a guess, I think Ooh-go is the Big Spoon.

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

Does Castro know that his

Does Castro know that his pet chimp is messing around with another master? 

Say hello to my little

Say hello to my little friend.

Or, more accurately...

Or, more accurately... shthey hullo to ma wlittle fwren!

Thought the same

so's I'm gonna haveta go with - ". . and I found him in the rest room, silly little foot tapper!"  

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Mr. Ahmedinejad is obviously

Mr. Ahmedinejad is obviously upset, knowing he can never speak of his new "friend" (Not that there's anything wrong with that!) back in Iran.

}}---> Ahmadinajab's new friend

Hey, that isn't the American flag lapel pin Hugo won on eBay is it?

Alliance of the left and the jihadis

There is a deep alliance between the left and the jihadis. They both want Western Civilization eliminated.

 

Who's crazier?

He's crazier!

No, he's crazier!!

No, he's crazier!!!

No, heeeee's crazier!!!!

..........

"We're just two wild and

"We're just two wild and crazy guys!"

dinnerjacket looks about

dinnerjacket looks about half drunk in the picture.

i wonder if that will come home to roost.

C

whadda mean we're bad

at least we're not bill and hillary

lunaticcringeradio

Dumb and Dumber.

Dumb and Dumber.

#$^& 'em

Okay, if you happened to see the movie "A Day Without Mexicans", I think it's about time to have a year without Americans, and let's see how it works out for the rulers and citizens of countries like Venezuela and Iran. The only thing we'd have to do is keep any of them from coming here.

Could China last  a year without selling contaminated dog food additives or toxic Barbie Dolls to the USA? I am bewildered  as to why we continue to tolerate enemies like Hugo Chavez and Mahmound Ahmadinejad. Can I get a witness?

 

Frank

Great damned point.

Actually, the most cogent one I've seen in a long bloody while.

I quit buying French stuff, a while back....but I'm going to start checking the cat food, and everything else I buy.

I have no need of toys....but I know how to vote with my dollars.

Nicely done, and thanks for a great reminder. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Speaking of boycotting products from China

...have they been changing the rules while no one was looking?   I refer to the law that products from overseas must indicte their origin.  

For example, I read an article that said that virtually all Apple Juice now comes from China....but when I checked, nowhere on the bottles does it state the origin. 

Anyone know anything about this?

Wow, RJ

That's extremely disturbing.

Apples are the providence of the U.S. of A.

But of course...it makes sense that the juice would be exported and re-imported, to poison children, if manufacturing standards aren't watched carefully.

What this whole conversation points out, though, is that we live in a global market. 

But, having said that, it falls upon us, as consumers, to be careful, and thoughtful.  We can vote with our dollars if we care to.

I haven't bought any French wine, nor cosmetics in a very long time (and this was a difficulty for me, as a former big L'Oreal user)....too bad, so sad, I vote with my $$$$. 

C'est la vie, pauvre petit Francais!

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

I haven’t spent any money

I haven’t spent any money in a Citgo station in a few years now. I would rather walk then put a penny in that jack a$$ pocket.

I also don’t buy any toys any more but if I did I would passup the China toys.

I stay away from French wines and cheeses but.. I think Iwill reconsider now that it seems like we have a friend over there.

After reading a few post in the  London times by people from Sweden slamming the US I think Iwill pass on their products as well.

I’m dam sick of these A..holes bitching about us as they put our foreign aid in their pockets.

Remember NO MORE RINOS..

 

 

 

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

"Mahmoud baybeee! Yoo n'

"Mahmoud baybeee!

Yoo n' mee, in theeese photo togetha'.......

.......... EEEESE TOOO MOCH SEXY!!"

 

.......meanwhile, most of Hollywood and half of Capitol Hill just had a collective orgasm, all except for Sean Penn because Belafonte's not returning his call's.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

...So Mahmoud...

"...So Mahmoud..."

"Can you loan me a Grand Ayatollah? I'm afraid I might lose out in my attempt to 'constitutionally' set myself up as dictator for life. Maybe you can arrage for me to get an appointment from an ayatollah if I lose my election.  I know that Venezuela is mostly Catholic, but we can change that if we work together."

What they're really thinking...

Iamadimwittcod: 

Allah protect me from this big fat stinky Kafir!  Quit crushing me!  I've got a belt-bomb!

"Peoples Tyrant" Chavez:

Someone please!  Which way to the 70 virgins?