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Democratic presidential candidate, Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., talks with visitors as he serves lunch at the Iowa Homeless Youth Center, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 in Des Moines, Iowa.

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Dodd, with little left to

Dodd, with little left to sling, ponders his exit from the race

Yes, you are even more annoying than Blonde.  the EYE

"Hey Vinny, fire up the

"Hey Vinny, fire up the Limo, I'm outta here!"

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

You'll eat it and you'll

You'll eat it and you'll like it!!! 

I'm just one paycheck

I'm just one paycheck from the other side of this counter.

  Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo - Fairy Godmother

"I can't believe I ate da

"I can't believe I ate da whole ting.."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

The little people are pigs.

The little people are pigs.

Suddenly,

it dawns on Sen. Dodd why Sens. Clinton and Obama, who are both attending $1000-a-plate fundraiser banquets, have so much more campaign cash than he does.

Under my plan...

Even after the government takes its share, you still have some left. Then there's local taxes...

Chris Dodd awaits fresh mayo

Chris Dodd awaits fresh mayo for his waitress sandwich.

Chris Dodd has something to be thankful for!

"Thank The Lord the lazy-as-hell news media once-again kept-ignoring JPFO's bust on my Dad & me for cramming a translation of Nazi laws into American jurisprudence, or my flailing Presidential campaign would probably be doing even-worse!"
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.

Food Service 101

Senator -- where's your hairnet and plastic gloves? Don't you remember -- YOU WROTE THE LAW!

Now that I'm done serving

Now that I'm done serving this stinky slop, I could go for some tasty Beef Wellington, 1973 Dom Perignon Oenotheque, caviar, and a nice, fat Cuban cigar. How do you like that?

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Senator Dodd stands over an

Senator Dodd stands over an empty dish, stating ..... "This dish would always be full, if not for the Bush administration's failed Iraq policy"

Perspective

If you must know, this monogrammed shirt cost only $159.95 at Bloomingdale's.  But I definitely understand the pain of poverty.

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Damn,I should know by now not to follow Sen. Kennedy through the buffet line!

Excuse my pallor....

"I don't feel so good."

Jay

Damn,I should know by now not to follow Sen. Kennedy through the buffet line!

LOL. Best line yet.

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"That's the last scoop"," your watch isn't here".

Yes. After I crossed

Yes. After I crossed Hillary, this is the only job I could get.

All you need to know

is that after ANY democrat elected, THAT is going to be BEST meal you'll have for the next couple of years!!

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

You expect me to clean this

You expect me to clean this up?  Do you have any idea who I am?

Democrats finally find their calling

Is it ever amazing if you take the multi dollar suits, the Congressional buildings and MSM cameras away..........and there is Chris Dodd looking like Ed the hash king.

It is all fake and his presence like all of these people are. Dress them up and play the part and there is no leadership at all in them.

 

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Who want it??? One last

Who want it??? One last scoop of hurl left......yummy good

}}---> Dodd

Chris Dodd serves expense accounted gruel to Alan Colmes at Hamstead Village function

Boink!

I coulda hadda V8!!

Man that Hillary can put

Man that Hillary can put away some stuffing.

The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.

 

Dodd

"No, I'm not cleaning Queen Hillary's Chamberpot again!  It's Dennis' turn!"

So ... which one's Chris

So ... which one's Chris Dodd?

Chris Dodd the stuffing

Chris Dodd the stuffing Nazi.

 NO STUFFING FOR YOU, COME BACK 1 YEAR !! NEXT!

Turkey

This Turkey's out of stuffing!

Chris Dodd finally finds his

Chris Dodd finally finds his true calling.  "You want fries with that?"

Finally, a picture of a

Finally, a picture of a congressman actually at the "pork-barrel" feed trough.

Ivory

Ivory liquid is tough on grease and easy on hands.

Same old hash

If you like the looks of this, just wait until you see what socialized medicine will look like when we're finished with it.

you noticed

Sure, I wear this Ralph Lauren Polo shirt to remind you of how rich I am and how poor you are.  No, the gruel isn't gone; I'll sell you a bowl for 4.99.

wait a minute ...

didn't that guy get his head crushed by a rolling SUV?  wow, what an amazing recovery phil.

 

 

 

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A martini?  What's in that?

Forget 911, I dial 10MM.

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No Coke -- Pepsi!

"...yeah, I told the black

"...yeah, I told the black guy in the penguin suit 'we're out', to get me some more...and I'm still waitin'...'nuff said".

Good Orderly Direction