"Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton describing in graphic detail what she would do to her philandering husband if she didn't need him to gain the presidency."

"I'll squash you like I did this fly! Cackle, cackle, cackle!"

"Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton reacts to rival Barack Obama as he slips and falls off the stage."

or...

"In what can only be described as an act of pure selflessness, Hillary Clinton cackles loudly, claps three times and vanishes forever" ...

...in our dreams!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

"I made a poopoo and wiped all by myself!!!!!!!"

I'm not going to do a caption....because that happens every single time HRC is onstage...she gets that "Ohmigosh it's you, you're really here!!!" look on her face...I would bet dollars to doughnuts in the next frame after that pic was taken, she was pointing at someone in the audience.

She is so transparently scripted aand phony, it's not even funny.

I can't even imagine anything funny to say about her....

BoTox gone bad!

"We are Chi-a-neeeze if you please!"

or

"This is the church, this is the steeple, this is Bill ... lookin' through

the peep hole. Kah,ha, ha, ha!"

Eeeexcelent.....

Die, Russert, die! (cackle cackle)

 HUMA ABEDIN !!!

Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.

Looks like a trained seal waiting for someone to throw her a fish.

Is that "the Davidoff."

I know you're out there somewhere, Chris, but I WILL find you -  and beat you senseless and throw you on the heap with the rest of the "bullies" - and don't think you can hide either, Timmy boy...you are going to be the cherry on top! 

 I AM WOMAN and don't any of you guys ever forget it!!!!

" You mean you REALLY believed that last position I took"

“I would remind you
that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind
you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.”B.G.

What say you-has Hilly undergone the "Andrea Mitchell Beauty Makeover"?

Or as is the case with Andrea, "Makeovers"?

Youse a sweet wittle boy Billy Richardson.

Yessss you are!  Yesss you are!

"They love me!  They really love me!"

See all you have to do is draw in as much air as you can hold in your lungs, then let it all out in a long drawn out bray like a jacka**, and that is how we locate each other in the mall.

I hold it between my two hands like this and then I ...

Hantzel and Gretel are done!!

HOW GREAT FOR ME

I hope you brought the Crazy Glue solvent. My hands have been stuck like this for days.

Blue Ribbon Winner: Ugliest Jack-O-Lantern.

Hillary you are on "Everyone has their price, if its right". Now are the campaign contributions behind door #1,#2, or #3

If Reuters had to tell the truth:

Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) at a debate at Drexel University in Philadelphia, October 30, 2007, pretends that she recognizes someone in the crowd so that people watching at home will think she actually knows someone outside of her inner DC circle. She also puts her hands together in the symbolism for prayer so religious people will think she has some idea who God might be.

(Waving hands like a tomahawk)

"We are going to cut, cut, cut all non-critical functions like military and intelligence so we can pay for socialized medicine and to address climate change."

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with
frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my
cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you
remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!
What do we have?"

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This photo is ruining my weekend