Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff | October 26, 2007 - 19:44 ET

News item: Maria Shriver is shown in this 2004 file photo in Berkeley, Calif. Shriver said she won't resume her TV news career after witnessing the media spectacle surrounding the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

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Oh....My.....Gawd!

Oh....My.....Gawd!

It's so dry in CA that no

It's so dry in CA that no amount of facial cream can restore moisture to dry skin.

An excited Sandra Bernhard

An excited Sandra Bernhard awaits a private audience with Fidel Castro...

Sandra Bernhard

I have to admit that the photo is one of the poor photos of Maria Shriver.

But I once had to sit next to Sandra Bernhard on a plane flight to L.A. So I knew Sandra Bernhard even for a brief time. I had to listen to that grating voice of hers as well as stand the stench of her (probably lack of bathing) for 6 hours. Roger, Maria Shriver is no Sandra Bernhard (at least I would hope so).

 

My condolences on your bad

My condolences on your bad experience....

 

Shriver said she won't

Shriver said she won't resume her TV news career after witnessing the media spectacle surrounding the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

Adds, "But the media spectacle of liberal bias is okay by me...".

When I look at this photo, I

When I look at this photo, I see Hillary Swank in about 40 years...

Heh-heh! 40 yrs. or less ...

Heh-heh!

40 yrs. or less ...

drill, I'd say about fifteen years.

Maybe less.

 

40 years? Just how old do

40 years? Just how old do you think Maria is? Hillary Swank is in her early 30's, in 40 years that would put her at about 70. Are you saying that Maria looks like she is in her 70's?

Mammoth Cave...

Looks like she could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.  I think she's just trying to make Randi Rhodes jealous. 

Sunrise at sea; a breeze across the deck, salty spray tickles the face, the aroma of fresh coffee, stack gas, and haze-gray paint is in the air.  Another Navy day aboard ship as a Navy Chief...the perfect life! 

^ ^ ^Anybody getting tired of my sig?  I am...

The Fitzgerald Gene

Mama Rosie was not a very attractive woman in many ways and Maria definitely takes on the Fitzgerald gene. If she would give up the liberal gene, I would adore her like Jean Kirkpatrick another Irish lass........but she is just another Kennedy.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

....Papa Joe wasn't exactly

....Papa Joe wasn't exactly a hunk either....

OK, we're really getting OT

OK, we're really getting OT here, but I gotta chime in....if you're talking looks, the only guy in the Kennedy family that really had the "babe gene" was John Jr. So maybe it came from the Bouvier side.

Sacramento, CA - California

Sacramento, CA - California First Lady Maria Shriver smiles at a press conference to unveil her costume for the state's Halloween Ball.  Shriver's husband, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will be dressed as cartoon hero He-Man while Ms. Shriver will appear as arch-enemy Skeletor.   

fitz... Laughing out

fitz...

Laughing out loud...that is the first theme I was thinking about after I said Oh My Gawd....but words escaped me...

 

Thanks, BT.  Poor Maria

Thanks, BT.  Poor Maria really doesn't even need a costume to pull off the whole Skeletor thing.  Just needs to camouflage the hair and she's good to go.  Back in the '80s, I used to think she was something...but the years have been unkind, and she's looking more and more like Eunice every day. 

I guess every woman over 45

I guess every woman over 45 is not worth her salt anymore. Perhaps we should all just hide in our homes so we don't embarrass ourselves by coming out in public.

NO!

NO!

Rackie, No? No what?

Rackie,

No? No what?

Not sure what that's

Not sure what that's supposed to mean...

Ahnohld:"GET AWAY from me

Ahnohld:"GET AWAY from me you damn dirty ape!"

Maria: "Arnold, its me! Its me Arnold! Maria!"

Ahnold:"I am so sorry Maria, I could not see...the smoke, (cough, cough) the smoke was in my eyes.

YAY!!! I'm the First Lady

YAY!!! I'm the First Lady of California!!  And Arnold says I never have to work again!!!!

Oh yea, they are charm

Oh yea, they are charm bracelets. A voodoo doctor gave them
too me when I was young.

They work don’t they??

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

And your little dog too!

"I don't need a costum for halloween, but, I will hand out Cuban cigars and play a looped recording of Hillary's cackle at the governors undocumented workers eleventh hour ball."   

"Yay, it's my favorite holiday!"

"Arnold will dress up as the governator and Maria will dress up as the half-witted witch of the west," said sources close to the governor.

MariaShriver - retiring - the real reason

Simple truth - Maria is begining to look like Eunice Shriver - and that won't sell much soap on TV.

Hey Arnold - is that face begining to scare you a little?

To the delight of hippies

To the delight of hippies everywhere, next years Burning Man figure has been revealed.

Texas has a population of nearly 21 million people, all of whom are ashamed to be from the same state as the Dixie Chicks. (IMAO.us)

Sad About Maria

That Shriver apple didn't fall far from the Eunice tree. I actually feel sad about it and won't mock someone for their looks. Maria did a good job of looking pretty for a very long time, but the Eunice gene has caught up with her.

http://www.happynews...

Of course, I could mock all day how she has been, since Arnold became Gov., dragging him leftward, through Liberalism, Leftism, Socialism, and now with his latest bill-signings, into Communisim.

Maria = Arnold

Is it just me, or is Maria's face looking more and more like Arnold's as time goes by?

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

LOL isia.... You pinned

LOL isia....

You pinned the tail right on the donkey!

maria

"Yes - Thanks to Super Poli-Grip, I can eat anything I want - even apples.  Next question"......

More bracelets, I love beacelets, you know i do

 Hurry let me try them on, oooo aaaaahhhhh.

Entitlement over infrastructure every SINGLE time.

 

Never noticed before that

Never noticed before that Maria wore a"fall" (white girl's hair extention)

4arrow

In this case, it's called a "mane".

Barker... That it is.

Barker...

That it is.

looks ain't everything

Now, how old is Web Hubbell?

I would gladly pass by the

I would gladly pass by the teeth to sit and talk with Lawford's son