This is how big Joe's head has gotten after all the MSM adulation.

Then after I left the CIA as a covert agent, I play basketball with the HArlem Globetrotters.

when asked by Couric the size of her and Joe's asshat. Plame then dazzled the "Perky One" with her cocoa puff prize secret de-coder ring followed by an afternoon of playtime as Secret Squirrel and Moroco Mole.

"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"

i had a globe on my desk this big because all "secret agents" have a globe on their desk that they like to spin and look at and dream of places to go during the day as the ride a desk for years before they go home to their suburban house and brag to all their friends, neighbors, and strangers at the grocery store about how they are a "secret agent".

lunaticcringeradio

"Katie, I have to rub it every night so it doesn't explode,"......."NO, his head you nasty girl"

"Yesterday was my birthday, and that darling Joe surprised me with a yellow cake he had imported from Niger ... Come on inside for a slice, Katie."

"So we put the name Armitage in a box, and hid it under the bed"

Plame:  "And that's how I became a media darling"

Couric:  thought bubble ((Bitch))

Wilson: Actually Katie, just between me and you, I was only a janitor at the CIA. I was in charge of toilets and urinals. But thanks to people like you who don't really care about the facts, I have been elevated to "hero status" by a certain segment of the population. Just remember Katie, it's not a lie if you believe it.

Just give me a moment, Katie -  I  paid $200 for this manicure, and my nails are still wet.

In the beginning, our lies were only supposed to be this big.  The DNC got in touch with us and we had to make them exponentially larger.

No... more like a gherkin.

Katie sits in stunned amazement as Ms. Plame describes The Great Pumpkin.

When Joe went ahead and started talking to the panel, I just wanted to go and wring his neck...

Get Smart is interviewed by Wylie Coyote......or Get Smart is interviewed by Pink Panther.....

K.C. I, I, I, can't.....I just...can't believe...  I, I, mean here I am...with my alltime hero...I've watched you for YEARS!  Did you know that your butt looks this big on TV...

Good Orderly Direction

"I'm telling you it was 19 courics","flushing wasn't an option".

Honestly Katie Couric looks like she is being tutored on how to knead bread by her 10th grade teacher, Miss Bottle Blonde, who hopes to marry up to doctor's wife and leave the stupid children behind.

These 2 shrews are not ugly women, but for some reason they seem to go out of their way to look base like Martha Stewart on a bad pumpkin patch day.

Oh well, I do have a really good homemade bread recipe which uses only 4 cups of flour and you grease your bread pan with hog lard and put a nice coating on top so the bread will not dry out when rising. It is based on that Pennsylvania Preztel gals recipe.

1 1/4 cup warm water
1 T plus 1/2 tsp yeast
4 cups flour
3/4 cup plus 2 T sugar
1 1/2 tsp salt
2 tsp olive oil
1/4 cup butter

You have to knead this about 10 minutes to get it to fight back so the gluten releases and then raise until it just comes out of the pan. Bake at 350 for around 40 minutes, use a spatula to carefully go around the edge as it cools (use pot holders not to burn your hands) and it should pop out as hog lard is more viscous than fruit or vegetable oils.

Bake well and bake often Katie and maybe a real Conservative male will give you a look over.

Oh and not responsible for other people's stupidity or mistakes in the recipe as being human is a condition for now. 

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So like I thought we had that Rove indictment. Then like we didn't and I was like so mad you know. Like I was gonna scream you know. So like I told Joe, I just want to choke something like this. He laughed, what a dork. He like never takes me seriously you know. "If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant

C'mon Val you can tell me. How was it getting all those secrets from those big burly Soviet hunky huggy bears. Hangin out in those small chic Brussels hotels, blackmailing turncoat Bulgarians, OH God Val that must be so exciting. I always wanted to be Mata Hari. You think its my hair color?

"Okay, Katie ... let's see if we can squeeze THIS much BS into a five-pound sack ..."

So here's Joe holding this attache case filled with copies of Iraqi inquiries to Niger attempting to establish Trade Relations that he brought home from the trip. And there's a barely a match in the house. So he gets the bright idea to flush them...

it was the coolest thing i ever did as a "scret agent". i diffused this bomb with a paperclip and coffee cup lid i had on my desk. that's what i told everyone in my tues night neighborhood "secret agents book club" meetings. actually it was a cup of coffee that i put the lid on, and a stack of order forms i filed for more papers that i used my last paperclip on, but it was just like diffusing a bomb katie. you have no idea how stressfull it is to be a "secret agent" and run out of paperclips in your desk drawer.

lunaticcringeradio

. . . and then Harry Reid told me if we pretend I was a Secret Agent, we might be able to impeach The President. It was too good an opportunity to pass up.

So, I grabbed one in each hand and started squeezing harder and harder until Fitzgerald agreed to indict Scooter on something, anything.

"...and I said Oh, Bawwack, it's twue, it's twue, it's twue..."