Let's see Bill get past this

Which one of you ba$tard$ got the Super-Glue tube out?

Hillary is fitted by the DNC with a Cackle Adaptor, which uses state-of-the-art technology to make her laugh sound natural and warm, while muting her laugh altogether when emitted at inappropriate times.

Dammit, I don't CARE what my laugh sounds like....I'm NOT wearing this thing at the next rally!

The mask? Oh, Kucinich had Mexican at lunch, and Edwards' hairspray eats at my nose hairs ...

What the hell has he been rolling around in this time !

Democrat Party front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton gets ready for an interview with Chris Matthews. In order to protect herself from his well-known propensity to spit, she will also wear a clear plastic face shield and a mylar isolation suit.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan

Masking her real intentions? 

or 

The face behind the cover up.

"The mask? Because I know what I'm serving stinks."

Put your mask on. This air is not "safe" to breathe no matter what the EPA says

New York politician fails to prevent terrorist attack.

"I should have known better than to accept that egg and onion sandwich from Obama.  My sphincter feels like its on fire.  And NO - I have the only mask.  The rest of you are gonna have to hold your breath until the smell goes away."

Having run all the reputable surgeons out of the business with her socialized medicine program, Dr. Hillary Clinton prepares to perform heart surgery.

Hillary: "How 'bout more beans, Mr. Taggart?"

Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] "I'd say you had enough!"

How can you tell if a Democrat is lying.  When you see her lips move. 

Democrats' solution: Wear masks over the mouth.

BTW, her eyes say more than her mouth could communicate.  How would you like to live with that woman?  I'd say, "Ask Bill," but he probably doesn't remember.

Hilary: "As a gesture of respect to our devout Islamists, who have made heavy contributions to our campaign... I mean our country; I will propose legislature requiring all American women to wear one of these mini burkas."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Hillary Clinton demonstrates her plan for Talk Radio.

Advisor1: "Hey, whassup with the mask?"

Advisor2: "She's insisted on wearing it ever since 'Two Sheets Sheryl' joined the campaign staff."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Advisor: "Heil Hilary! If you vill permit me to ask..... ze air is clear, vhy do you insist on vearing ze mask?"

Hilary: "In order to build ze superior party, ve must all vear zese masks to reduce our co2 emissions. Commandant Gore vill distribute ze masks. Have all your men put zem on at vonce! Schnell, schnell!

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

"maybe if I filter what I say, it won't stink so bad."

After trying to explain where money will come from to support her 'ambitious' new socialized medicine and 5K per child initiative she quickly donned a mask before someone could exclaim-

She who smelt it delt it!

So THIS is what happens when Bill does nothing about terrorism for eight years ...

Reach fer the sky America! This here's a robbery, pull out your wallets and yer valuables and put 'em in the bag.....

After all these years, is it finally safe to look at Monica's dress?

... as she prepares to enter a voting booth to vote for herself.

                       ...we'd all be dead.

"Do I look better with the mask on or off? Don't look me in the eye, just answer the question tool!"

So a Republican (Pres. Bush) uses 9/11 in a campaign ad and it's called "using politics of fear" or "exploiting the victims of 9/11" or a number of other accusations. But a Democrat uses 9/11 in a campaign ad and it's "just another campaign ad". Hmmm, I'm perplexed by this. Let's see what happens when Rudy tries to use 9/11 in his campaign, I'm guessing the tone from the media will be a little different.

"Does this mask make me look fat?"

Living proof that not even Hillary can stand what is coming out of her mouth.

The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.

the mask isn't big enough to protect the queen from all the filthy nasty common folk air that she is being forced to share.

ahhhh the super elite ruling class

socialism is neat!

lunaticcringeradio

Hillary:  The mask? That’s when, as president, I take the heart out of America.

"So, this is what eight years of a Clinton Administration looks like, huh?"

Let's all make fun of Hillary while at ground zero talking to workers, evidently not too long after 9/11. 
This is a great monument to that day.

In case you missed it, revulsion off.

Fearing that conservatism is contagious, Hillary takes extreme measures on her first meeting with Rush Limbaugh.