Weekend Captionfest II


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Presidential hopeful, former U.S. Sen. Fred Thompson, R-Tenn., speaks to reporters after his campaign stop in Sioux City, Iowa, Friday, Sept. 7, 2007.

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Gimme a break!

Hey, gimme a break, huh? I stepped over him, didn't I?????

Any more questions like that and I'll throw you under the bus.

 As you can see he's not under the bus, not yet anyways heh heh.

Entitlement over infrastructure every SINGLE time.

 

And now stand up

and walk, WALK!  BE HEALED!!

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.  

Phaser blasts

having missed Fred   fellow reporters fall dead

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.  

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lol botg - that was good.

FT: " Since you all look so depressed, I'll take that as a compliment, my apologies to your party, and for the pain you are now feeling. You were thinking you could never hate more than you have the last six years. Put a one in front of that six. "

AC/DC

"No, David Gregory, I'm not the Antichrist...."

We Have Rolexes, too.

Fred Thompson pauses as reporters at left yell, "Hey, Mister.  Wanna buy an iPhone?

The Goracle mandated

CO2 monitors will signal when the speech is done 

The Fred casteth a daemon

The Fred casteth a daemon out from a member of the press corp

Once and for all...

I am NOT Dr. Phil

 

Or:

"Our people have shed more blood for the liberty and freedom of other peoples
... than all the other countries put together. And I don't feel any
need to apologize for the United States of America." Fred Thompson

"Our people have shed more

"Our people have shed more blood for the liberty and freedom of other peoples
... than all the other countries put together. And I don't feel any
need to apologize for the United States of America." Fred Thompson

Hear!! Hear!!

Thank you Chaitealover.

I loved those words the first time I heard him say them...no truer words indeed!

A member of Fred Thompson's

A member of Fred Thompson's staff lays on his back setting up a device that scrambles satellite signals, claiming that the vast left wing conspiracy funded by Soros is spying on Fred hoping to catch the slightest "Macca" slip up either on or off camera.

Kicked It

Presidential hopeful, former U.S. Sen. Fred Thompson, R-Tenn., explains to the rest of the media why being "stuck on stupid" earned the blue-shirted reporter (center, on ground) a kick to the crotch.

Like I was telling my friend

Like I was telling my friend Matt here ... I don't carry a wisk broom.

Me and Jeri are worth more to our kids as politicians than as

parents at home.

Daniel, that's a low blow.

Daniel, that's a low blow. Should only childless people run for President? Besides, that comment more closely fits Mr. and Mrs. Edwards. And trust me, you don't want to get me started on that.

moms

Daniel seems to be an apologist for Mitt (i may be wrong)

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.  

Jeri and I

When you insult people more accomplished, have larger bank accounts they worked for and having millions of people willing to vote for them Mr. Barker, please use correct grammar as it exposes you to ridicule.

The "worth more" wording exposes a class envy too. You should have written, "Jeri and I conclude we will be a more accomplished political team to our children than as parents at home".

The site would be interested in a further blog from you exposing your intimate knowledge of the Thompsons in your being a neighbor, nanny, butler, personal friend or family relative in how you know what kind of parents the Thompsons are.

It would help the debate by including this information you are eluding to. 

God bless and have a wonderful day.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Thompson's VP

Fred Thompson shot up to 99% in the polls when he announced his choice for Vice President... Bruce Willis.

Only Harry Reid protested.

"The Eagle Has No Feathers!  The Eagle Has No Feathers!" - Peyton Manning

Chirp, chirp

Just passing thru, nothing to see here. 

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program...........Ronald Reagan

 

Perhaps he was like Donavan McNabb

Perhaps he was like Donavan McNabb at the Superbowl and got tired and had to lay down and take a nap or was looking to carry out his producer's order to cover Thompson from a new angle.

In looking at the brain dead reporters there, I will vote for Fred just keeping his composure and not telling them how stupid they are like Bill Parcels would.

Miss the Big Tuna now that football season is here.

 

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Freebie FDT!

Believer

Shove this down their throats, FDT

                             "IT'S THE MISSION, STUPID!"

He's looking good!!!!

WIN, FRED, WIN!

 You've GOT to be kidding

 You've GOT to be kidding me! My personal assistant is on the ground. Do you think I believe the pads on those hammers over my head will protect me?

 What are you going to do, gestate it in a box? - member, the People's Front of Judea

You cannot blame this win

You cannot blame this win for the Presidency on the Diebold machines.

Won't work with me...

Next question.... 

You bet your ass she's a

You bet your ass she's a trophy wife!!! I swear they're this big! It was love at first sight. You guys are just jealous.

Now -- how about a question about the issues? And not just a DNC talking point!

  It looks like you're up shi+ crick. - Jake Blues

Reporter:  Senator

Reporter:  Senator Thompson, have you heard the following comments by Senator Schemer, and what do you think about them?  Wouldn't you agree that the surge is not working?

"Let me be clear.  The violence in Anbar has gone down despite the surge ---- not because of the surge. 
The inability of American soldiers to protect these tribes from Al-Qaeda said to these tribes, "We have to fight Al-Qaeda ourselves." It wasn't that the surge brought peace here. It was that the warlords took peace here, created a temporary peace here."

Senator Thompson:  Let me be clear.  Senator Schemer is a horses rear.  And I'm sorry you got between him and that camera over there.  Can you get up by yourself?

 

"The future is not set.  There is no fate but what we make for ourselves."

http://www.michaelyo...

Reporter was taken ill when

Reporter was taken ill when Fred Thompson told him the unvarnished truth.  The reported hissed bared his fangs and covered his face with his cape uttering the words nooo not the truth argggg.  Many of the reporters there were also ill and covered their faces simirally.  It is well known evil does not like teh bright light of teh truth.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

See how easy that was?

Guy walks up to you, gets in your space, you take him out. That simple. Are you listening, Jeong Il, Ajmedenijaad, Chavez, Assad?

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 Fred answers questions:

FT: " Look, I waited till Labor Day weekend because that's when this always starts. I didn't do it to deprive you of past months income following me around covering my campaign, nor was I attempting to cause you homelessness nor starve you.

 No I won't issue a press release to that effect.

 No, that does not mean I just lied to you and am covering the whole thing up.

 No, I don't think you would win a lawsuit against me for causing you undue pain and suffering.

 I don't believe starting after Labor Day Weekend has caused you to experience a hostile work environment.

 Just my picture is on the side of the campaign vehicle because I'm the one running, it doesn't indicate an aversion to women or ethnic minorities and children.

 No, I wasn't ignoring any request from my family to "be in lights" too on the campaign vehicle.

 No, I didn't choose black and gold as a color scheme because I like oil and money more than I should.

 It's not black and blue too, the other non-text color is purple.

 No, purple doesn't stand for bruises, and no the intention was not to scare or terrorize you.

 I'm not certain what the exact gas mileage is.

 No, the tinted windows reduce glare, they are not for hiding facts and actions from you, or taking away your first amendment rights. "

 Fred Thompson once

 Fred Thompson once punched out the entire state of Massachusetts. This reporter was assaulted by his shadow.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

"How did I know the first

"How did I know the first thing you'd ask me about would be Larry Craig?!"

 I'm pretty excited to see Fred officially in the race. And in the past couple of days he's said more substantive things than Hillary will in all of '07 and '08! The other day Bill O'Reilly agreed with my sentiments about Hillary's total lack of substance by saying he doesn't think Hillary will ever have to say anything of substance. Rather, she'll just travel around the country and speak her meaningless generalities. Imagine if Fred Thompson, instead of giving his ideas on fighting terrorism, stopping illegal immigration, easing the tax burden, etc., simply said to Iowans, "I'm your man!", "I will be an agent for real change!", "Together we can do this!", "I know how to get things done!". Boy, if Hillary ever had to have a real debate with Fred would she ever get trounced! (And she'd get creamed by all the other GOP candidates, too, of course). But sadly the formats of the "debates" she'll do next fall (2 at the most is what she'll agree to. Debates can only serve to hurt her chances) will enable her to sidestep any challenging questions and simply speak her prepared talking points and generalities to the camera for one minute.

President Fred Thompson. Oh may it come to be!

No MSM "perspective" allowed...

"You MSM knuckleheads can literally fall down around me, I'm going straight to the people with my message. What will not be included is your incessant avoidance of the real issues of this country, good day, I said good day!"

Fred's joke

I want everyone who beats their kids or tried to kill their grandmother to hold a microphone, a camera, squat, fold your hands or fall to the floor.

Hey! I was just kidding!

Question from Reporter

"Mr. Thompson, a number of months back Al Gore said that Global Warming will strike within 10 years. It seems likely, considering the weak field of democrats, that you will become the next President of the United States. With the prospect of being elected to a second term, how do you feel about knowing that Global Warming will become the lasting legacy of the Thompson Administration?"

You see?  These hands are

You see?  These hands are lethal.  Any more stupid questions?

OK...so this will render my

OK...so this will render my tag line useless...but here goes...

"You should not have come back, old man...when I left I was but the learner...now I am the master...."

Need a hint? Iron lung sounds behind James Earl Jones (who really should be a conservative, even after Field of Dreams)

"Pop culture is filth." - John Derbyshire