Weekend Captionfest II


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Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich makes a hugging gesture toward the audience as moderator Margaret Carlson (rear) watches after Kucinich's his turn speaking at the Visible Vote '08 Presidential Forum sponsored by the Human Rights Campaign Foundation and broadcast on the Logo Network in Hollywood August 9, 2007.

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then on went the 'special

then on went the 'special coat' like this 

ROFLMAO!

ROFLMAO!

dennis:  "i love

dennis:  "i love me" 

dennis:  "i love me too"

Marcie looks on as Linus

Marcie looks on as Linus compensates for losing his security blanket.

this is all i get, Red

this is all i get, Red tells me it's only for status  

Kucinich, at the edge,

Kucinich, at the edge, prepares to "cannonball" the other candidates in the pool, who said his ranking wasn't high enough to get in the water polo game.

Kucinich

I touch myself

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

Dennis's acceptance speech

"And I've always wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it. But this time I can feel it. And I can't deny the fact that you like me...right now...you like me."

 

Those who would expect to reap the blessings of freedom must undergo the fatigue of supporting it - Thomas Paine

Kucinich demonstrates the

Kucinich demonstrates assuming the fetal position to protect one's self from the Clinton War Machine...

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

I love meee, i'm soo peaceful, can't we just all get along,HUGGG

 NO JOKE: Hees here this weekend on Maui.. Wheres Newt when we need him, Rush is somewhere in the state too.. lets just have a group hug. <twitch>

Entitlement over infrastructure every SINGLE time.

 

Gollum, Jr.

"See...my ears are thiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss BIG!"

"Yeah, that's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan

Stoner

Wow, that was a big toke dude!

Carnac the Magnificent:

Carnac the Magnificent: Ford F-150, Mallard and Charles Schumer

Ed McMahon: Ford F-150, Mallard and Charles Schumer

Carnac: Name a truck, a duck and a schmuck

Ed McMahon: You are correct, Oh Great One

Sen Larry

If I keep my arms like this, then Sen Larry can't touch me.

...but Barney Frank can.

...but Barney Frank can.

Looks like he's protecting

Looks like he's protecting himself from fellow Republicans - like "misdemeanor Larry" probably shoulda done:)

With friends like fellow conservatives who needs enemies:)?

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The Kucinich campaign, reeling from a lack of nutroots funding, decided fairness and accomodation for the less abled was still important, and that Dennis would take on the relieved Sign Language staffer's job at his townhall meet-ups.

Later that evening in the Chakra n Candles campaign coach bus, Dennis was asked about his singular "body signing", and said, " I am Dennis Kucinich and I approve of that message ".

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" And then after I spread my true wings, and soar out into the beautiful ether we call America, refreshed and collected, I make my meditative landing and fold my wings over like this. "

heckler: " Yeah, well now you're grounded, go hang upsidedown in a barn, you moonbat ! "

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Dennis Kucinich on his campaign trail noted to a few audience moonbat members how naked he felt without his black cape.

I am bela lugosi ,and I want

I am bela lugosi ,and I want to drink Your blood ! Failing that, Just give Me all Your Money.

WC II

Dennis Kucinich hugs the only person who will vote for him.

You love me, you really,

You love me, you really, really love me!

(oops sorry, that was Sally Fields Line)

"When I'm alone, this is how

"When I'm alone, this is how I keep it together. I feel like I'm alone right now."

WC II

"Me love me long time"

Kucinich a Rappin

I don't give a f***bleep
They done push me to the limit the more I live
I might blow up any minute, did it again
Now I'm in the back of the paddy wagon
While this cops bragging about the nigga he's jackin 

"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant

Satan indwells Kucinich

Kucinich: Now I feel the power filling my every fiber!!!

Satan: yeah, about that, you could have been a lot more powerful if you had only ate some red meat. You are so weak and meally I'm going to have to indwell someone else. What a loser.......

 

Looney

They're coming to take me away, hee hee... to the funny farm where everything is beautiful, hee hee ho ho ha ha...

"There is none so blind as those that would not see." (Proverb)

Denny

"I bow to my god, liberalism."

Human Rights Campaign Foundation

There are so many "human rights" foundations I suspect that this is the one for homosexuals and those who can not make up their mind.

They do though claim to have 700,000 members.....members paying dues to perform sex acts as a group of people. I thought that was called prostitution.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Look what you've

Look what you've done......I'm melting, melting....oh what a world, what a world.........

Moments before his head explodes

The crowd, laughing uncontrollably at this point, started to point at the spider-like veins that formed on his (Dennis) pasty white forehead as he jumped up and down chanting " I am so too a presidential candidate!!!" until his head exploded.

 

 

Dennis Kucinich, presidential candidate. (no, really.)

Talent portion of the debate

In the hidden talent competition of the democrat debate, Dennis Kucinich did a really good imitation of Ed Sullivan, introducing the Beatles...............

Self Help!

I'm smart enough, I'm good enough, and dog gone it! People like me.

I love This Necktie

I love This Necktie! Linus had his blanket, I've got this. :)
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.

I fooled them all! No one

I fooled them all! No one knows I dye my hair jet black! NO ONE!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WhatAMaroon

Wait a second...

Your caption said "my hair." I thought we'd decided a few months ago, back when it didn't even nearly match (and the shoepolish did wonders for that!) it should be referenced as "my rug"?!!? :)
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.

I stand corrected,

I stand corrected, sir.

(still funny though)

WhatAMaroon

Kucinich demonstrates what

Kucinich demonstrates what it looks like when his Amazonian wife hugs him...

(edit: the broken link has been fixed)

Caption

"Demecratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich receives a group hug from all his supporters."

i have two

first

nobody can love you until you can love yourself

number 2

when asked how would you handle a 9/11 similar attack on our country, mr kook curled up in the fetal position and started to cry "it's all out fault, we did this to ourselves."

  ....All By Myself....

 

....All By Myself....

Explaining how to assume the typical Democrat position.

Then after hugging yourself real tight, you bend over put your head between your legs, and jump! [I tried this several times and finally go it right after my trophy wife reminded me to take off my pants.]

Kucinich:

When I have my secret cloak on like this, no one can see me or hurt me.

 

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic

Poor Dennis

The only one who will hold him. I guess the Dems let him run since Sharpton didnt run to help with the comic relief

Ya know......I was having a

Ya know......I was having a great weekend until NB staff posted
this. I had fun at the U.T. game last night. Had alittle hangover
from too much fun....I can handle it!

Then I click onto my favorite website, NB. And had to be subjected to Denny loving himself.

You really know how to make a person sick.

I need a bloodymary............see ya later...

Mommy

Cuckoo's Nest

Modeling "business attire" straitjacket as Nurse Ratched looks on approvingly.

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Kucinich demonstrates 'how to get blood out of a turnip', claiming the same technique can be used to extract more tax dollars from American citizens.

Dennis prepares himself for

Dennis prepares himself for takeoff as he is beamed up to the Mother Ship.

Asexual Reproduction

Kucinich:

All right, Carlson. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex?

Margaret Carlson:

Um, your wife?

Kucinich:

Out! Get out, Carlson!

 

Count Kucinich

Count Kucinich demonstrates what he looks like, hanging upside down from his cave ceiling.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.