Weekend Captionfest II


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Rutgers University students watch Kia Vaughn of the Rutgers University women's basketball team as she appears on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Vaughn sued Don Imus and CBS on Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2007, claiming the radio personality's sexist and racist comments about the team on April 4, 2007 damaged her reputation.

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}}---> Careful everybody

I just can't get into a humorous mood over this Captionfest offering.

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

I dont think I can make

I dont think I can make much money in the WBA so Im suing to make up for that.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

You can make more as a

You can make more as a Walmart greeter.

Kia Vaughn

How can Kia Vaughn possibly sue -- Don Imus referred to nappy-headed ho's -- clearly, Kia has wavy hair?

15 Minutes of Fame

What do you suppose the probability would have been for this young woman to appear on Oprah without help from Imus?  It's difficult to believe he owes her any more (unless you think that being on Oprah is no big deal).  And if you think being on Oprah is not a big deal, just remember that Ms. Vaughn might have had the opportunity to sit on the very couch Tom Cruise jumped and squealed on.

HEY MATT

Can we get another Picture to work with?

This one is much too sad and depressing.

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

Agree

 

Agree!

Second.

reputation

 

 I wonder what was her reputation like before Imus?

She had the reputation to be ??

 A Student?

A B ball Player?

A female? 

Black? Oh! Oh! This got to be it...here comes Sharpon.

Vaughn: And now that my

Vaughn: "And now that my reputation has been ruined by Imus, I can't finish school, I can't get a job, I have no money. I don't even have any clothes; as you can see all I have left is my basketball uniform. I have to wear it all the time, like those guys on Star Trek."

That’s right, all we need

That’s right, all we need is an apology from Imus. He came
out here and told us he was sorry. We forgive him..uhh what, he just got how
much?? Where is that card that lawer gave me... Dam cracker.. 

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

  She just did more to

 

She just did more to trash her own reputation by bringing this silly lawsuit than any so-called damage Don Imus ever did. She's her own worst enemy.

"Now that I've had my say I

"Now that I've had my say I would like to introduce a gentleman, who as my attorney,  has never taken advantage of any opportunities to make a "fast" buck, John Edwards".

Wonder why she waited?

I guess she isnt good enough to go Pro?

Sure she is.  The WNBA is

Sure she is.  The WNBA is all ready to sign her for eighty-five cents a game.

From a legal perspective,

From a legal perspective, this lady has no case.  First, like it or not, she became a public figure once she started playing basketball on television.  Imus can defend on the public figure argument.  Second, if that doesn't work, the cool thing about defamation cases like this is that the woman's sexuality is a key issue to the trier of fact.  Therefore, the defense has every right to dig into Ms. Vaughn's sexual history and relay that information to the jury.  I am stereotyping; however, I am willing to bet that being a hotshot basketball player, Ms. Vaughn has had sex either with a man or a woman.  I am also willing to bet Ms. Vaughn has acted like a "ho" atleast once in her life.  Again, just a gut feeling.  Tie into that argument all of the 1st Amendment arguments, the inflation of the controversy by Sharpton and the common usage of the term "ho", I think Imus has a strong case.  

Ms. Vaughn has the burden of proving that she isn't a ho to the trier of fact.  Considering she is acting on this frivolous claim, the trier of fact will most likely find her to be one. As well as an uppity bee-otch!

mostly,

 so what your are saying is that she's got a "Nappy defence" !

Entitlement over infrastructure every SINGLE time.

 

Not only that, but how is

Not only that, but how is she going to prove any monetary damages, much less quantify them?

Caption

"Now that I'm a public figure, you can say whatever you want to about me"

Sad, but true.  Every since

Sad, but true.  Every since the landmark decision of New York Times v. Sullivan, a public figure has an extremely difficult hurdle of proving a defamation occurred.  They must prove that actual malice occurred: i.e. the information was published with theknowledge that it is false or if you publish with reckless disregard.Why do you think liberals get away with calling President Bush anything and everything?? Public figure rule.

Plus, think about this, Imus never singled anyone out by name.  He was talking about the "group" as a whole.  Her chances of winning this case are almost non-existant because of this.  It's like a Muslim saying "American's Are Killers!!!!" and me, being an American, taking offense and suing the guy for defaming me.

The bottom line is that her attorney's KNOW this but are keeping their fingers crossed that Imus will cave into pressure and settle.  I hope he doesn't. 

Now a new photo?

This is gonna go downhill fast. How about an oldie but goodie...Hillary in a Chairman Mao Jacket? Edwards foreclosing on New Orleans residents...etc.

Fair hair

Rutgers University students watch Kia Vaughn of the Rutgers University women's basketball team tell Oprah Winfrey that she is suing Imus to obtain enough money to afford John Edwards priced hair cuts in effort to change nappy ho look for snappy ho look.

"Hey everybody! Look at me!

"Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm preparing myself for a life of being a victim! I've let an crazy old man's rantings and ravings run my life! Yippee!!" 

Oprah is just attempting to

Oprah is just attempting to aid and abet Vaughn in court so she can be known now as a public figure....to prove that her reputation has been destroyed blah blah blah.....

Pathetic.

To sue on the exact same day as the word got out about Imus gaining 20 million from CBS over the legal contract dispute...that makes her a money grubbing wh*re.

Nothing more.

BT, I think that would be

BT,

I think that would be a "money grubbing ho".

 

LOL... Dang that was good

LOL...

Dang that was good B.

I'm obviously not on my game today.

LOL

BT, Well, that was a

BT,

Well, that was a nice, high, slow pitch you tossed up there. :)

Easy!

I really couldn't resist.

BTW, I have Fox on in the background, and the Rev. Al was just blathering on about how Imus got his settlement today and so these girls "deserve a remedy".  Thank heavens the TV is on the other side of the living room and my computer faces away from it.  I didn't have to see that!

 

Correction

That's a "money grubbing nappy ho."

Actually, Mica

It would most properly be (to quote Don Imus)....

a money grubbing, "nappy-headed ho"

I hope Don Imus kicks everybody's a**** here.  And I am so NOT an Imus fan, I think he's kind of a dolt.

 

Money grubbing, sure, but

Money grubbing, sure, but "whore"? 

Whore: A person considered

Whore: A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

Works for me.

 

Ah. In the case of that

Ah. In the case of that definition, OK. :-) 

See, women's basketball does

See, women's basketball does not make sense to me.  The players look like men but lack all the supreme agility and stamina that male players possess that fill stadiums with fans.  Give me a "Hooters" basketball team, a Playmate basketball league or simply a feminine-looking basketball player and maybe I will watch female basketball.  Otherwise, it is the NBA without the "wow" factor. :-/

So, in other words - show me

So, in other words - show me boobs and I'll watch, I hope that is not what you were implying..... because there are butt men out there too!! (I couldn't resist that). Seriously though, that is a sexists statement you made - basically women are only good to watch if they have something worth watching. I'm sorry Dennis Rodman is a freak show and if any women are watching because they think he's hot... sorry I just threw-up a little in my mouth.

Belaboring the obvious, perhaps

ANYONE can be worth watching if they have something worth watching.  That goes for men's as well as women's sports.

P.S. As a "leg guy", I recommend following women's tennis.  Last year's U.S. Open women's final was one for the ages.  :-) 

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

Doooomed!

Although I never heard of you, nor do I believe your 'reputation'

was damaged, I will NEVER hire you because you are frivolous

lawsuit happy.

You doomed yourself.

Only Sharpton and Jesse will hire you, you have the proper 'victim' attitude.

And that industry is going the way of the handcrank Victrola.

Keep hope alive!! - - - A Jesse Jackson quote bought by 3 generations of his followers. He is rich, they aren't. Sad..

WHAT I DID OVER MY SUMMER

WHAT I DID OVER MY SUMMER VACATION by Kia Vaughn. 

I hired a lawyer and claimed victim status. The End.

WHAT I DID OVER MY SUMMA'

WHAT I DID OVER MY SUMMA' BACATION by Snoop

I wrote a song called, Please Don't Call Our Bitches Nappy Ho's.

You are what you claim to

You are what you claim to be.  You claim you are a victim?  Then you are a victim.  People that get ahead in this world stopped playing victim decades ago.  --my two cents

 

So, you're all white people,

So, you're all white people, then? (just a guess)

racist?

never gave it a thought, why would you ask?

"Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house."       Groucho

Let her sue, for crying out

Let her sue, for crying out loud! And she better produce those untarnished reputation that was "damaged" one at a time...While at the same time, Imus are looking for those guys who did to her, thereby proving her a "ho". So then, let the case begin...

Two issues: maybe money or maybe race or both...NO, it's her reputation. Get it?!  

botg, I rest my case.

No further comment needed.

eyesight

projection?  seems you are reading in your particular bias.  Senior chief asked some questions why not address him? 

"Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house."       Groucho

"You may not know me, but

"You may not know me, but I'm a big time woman college basketball player until one day when some craggy over-the-hill radio DJ said something and suddenly I was on the cover of every newspaper in the country. A smooth talking lawyer told me that I was a victim of society. So even though the old guy apologized and we all accepted it - I'm still gonna sue him 'cause he got a lotta bucks and my reputation is hurt . . . . even though no one knows who the heck I am."

"American ambulance chasers - don't go nowhere without one."

 

Rev. Al

This will help Rev. Al fatten his bank account. He will be on tv more than the viagra ads.

 

"After I sue Imus for

"After I sue Imus for calling me a "Nappy Headed Ho"..I'm going to start suing everyone who starts calling me a "Money grubbing Ho"."

 

*********** John Edwards '08 ***********
"More woman than Hillary,more black than Obama!"

Kia Vaughn college versus Duke college kids

In corner one we have 3 white kids who were prosecuted for being white kids, dragged into court in the last place they ever wanted to be, forever known as those "Duke rape kids".....and Ed Bradley of CBS in his last interview on 60 Minutes brought into the public this was a white tech lynching by a Nifong.

In the opposite corner we have Kia, a gal with a forgetable face, playing on forgetable women's basketball no one cares about, whose only claim to fame is Don Imus called her team nappy headed hos..........and Oprah in her million dollar appearances gives face to a female trying a pathetic wallet steal of an old liberal guy.

Oprah if she had any sense would have told this Kia to grow up as white people, brown people, yellow people have small attention spans on things that do not matter and think nappy means putting the kid down for a nap and ho means stop.

Oprah should have told this whining female that in the gangsta NBA and streets rappers call her a ho daily like other n words doing a whole lot worse for her reputation than on old liberal who no one listened to in the first place.

Honestly, this case needs to be thrown out or I have a civil case against a rather well known published brown skinned author of the Times who called me some names recently when I pointed out his psychopathy.

Think of it, 3 white kids who never wanted a thing to do with courts get dragged in by a liberal white guy and a black stripper....and old liberal Imus gets dragged into court by a black gal panting after Don's money.

Somehow this Kia Vaughn does not know the word for what she is now doing and what she is IS worse than what the old fossil spewed.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

GEICO commercial

"GEICO, so easy, that even a nappy-headed ho can do it."

Rutgers University students

Rutgers University students watching The Oprah Winfrey Show. 

1st student:"I didn't realize we had a womens basketball team."

2nd student: " Oprah's fat again. What ... we can still say anything about fat people, rednecks and Christians, or is fat the new 'F'-word?"

}}---> sort of, Crash

Fat is the new thin.

KOS is the new center

Women's basketball is the new Court TV

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

lawsuit

Whites in America are taught that hard work will one day be rewarded.

Blacks are taught that it's all a lottery, and only suckers work!

But don't hold it against blacks:  You can go to jail for that, you HATER!

}}---> Uh, seejay?

I seem to remember the family of Ron Goldman is white.

Does your claim "Blacks are taught that it's all a lottery" have any basis in fact?

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

to Cool Arrow

If I am correct Ron Glodmans lawsuit is based on
vengeance NOT greed

"I seem to remember the family of Ron Goldman is white.

Does your claim "Blacks are taught that it's all a lottery" have any basis in fact?"

 

“I would remind you
that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind
you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.”

}}---> thanks, paul

I'd forgotten the author of the final words of your post did more to turn the African American vote away from the Republicans than anybody else.

It was Barry Goldwater's rejection of the Black vote that reversed their allegiance to the party of Lincoln.

I'm not one to buy off on stereotypes "in the defense of liberty".

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

I was wondering, does

I was wondering, does anybody know this girl's major at Rutgers? I checked Wiki, Rutger's website, and Googled it, but could not find it.

She is about to enter her senior year. She has to have a major, unless it's "general studies", like many SEC football players... haha

 

Hey! No dissing the SEC

Hey!

No dissing the SEC while I'm online.  I'll have to remind you who won the National Championship last year...that would be the Florida Gators. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Damn. You're right! I keep

Damn. You're right! I keep forgetting all the smart schools have the best football teams...

I actually heard Urban Meyer is having a positive impact on his players' grades, but it's easy (and fun!) to poke fun at southern football schools, ain't it?

}}---> Favorite rivalry

I love to watch Gallaudet vs Colorado School of Mimes

It's like the Marceaus keep telegraphing their plays.

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

I believe both Gallaudet

I believe both Gallaudet AND Colorado School of Mines appear on Penn State's schedule this season...
haha

 

 

}}---> Jo PA

Gotta see those games.  Jo Pa on the sidelines shouting "Eh. sonny?"

Not sure about School Of Mimes, but I think the Earhorns will take Penn St.

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

}}---> Big gamble

This could get ugly.  If this girl gets little or nothing from her suit, there's a real possibility she gets stuck for years wallowing in the two most pitiable words in the English language - If only.

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

No Caption ... Just a question

Ms. Vaughn, may we see your music CD collection, and a record of music concerts you have attended, and the TV music video channels your television is probably pretty much locked on?

Why?

I would wager, Ms. Vaughn has heard the Imus phrasing, and much much worse, hurled at her sisters in the female black population.  While Imus's comment was directed at her team, he did NOT single her out by name.  And neither do the rap and hip-hop artists who consider females (black females, if you go by the music videos) much worse than Imus's fast and loose and harsh jab at a sports team he was NOT cheering for in the tournament.

We have a rival high school whose team mascot is a bulldog.  When referring to that high school ladies sports teams it is not uncommon to hear them called "bitches" ... a la female "Bulldogs".

You can watch any sports channel and hear the TV anchors rambling on calling different sports figures just about anything under the Sun.  Which is why Keith Olbermann is more suited for that area of the broadcasting world, than trying to pass-off what he is shoveling as objective news reporting ...

It's sports.  Get tough skinned and get over it, or get out.  And don't run for POTUS.  You'll never survive what Pres. Bush has to deal with on a daily basis.

yeah i'm a nappy headed ho

but nobody knew until you told everyone

well one thing is for certain

dom imus can't be brought up on purgery charges for his comments

captionfest

" I unt my fellwoah cwassmates are here cause we been dissed, ant I want every merican to know I'm not a knappy ****** ***, and callin meet a knappy ****** *** dudn't makes me one attall. Weez gonna get me a reparations - where da judge, I demant sum dollars of juttice now! I cant barely stand myselfs lookin in the mirror or facin my publics lifes now, it that fair? "  "My name is John Edwards and I approve of this message."

i was going to go with the ebonics bit

but i didn't, but you did a great job with it though.

Kia Vaughn

Bringing nappy back.

I like her timing......Imus

I like her timing......Imus gets his settlement and she sues the same day.....how did that happen??

she was waiting

for the big paycheck, hey the nappy headed ho is smart enough to know 6 zeros are worth more than 5. she's been a zero for quite a while.

I'm not sure how her

I'm not sure how her reputation was damaged. Not that it really matters. The only question now is how much will Don pay to settle this out of court. And he may as well be prepared to pay the whole team. Once she gets hers, everyone else is going to step up to get their's too.

It's just surreal isn't it ?

I certainly don't live in their world. Frankly it's the best thing that ever happened to the nappyheaded there. They should hope for many more like incidents for their family, friends and classmates. I just find it all amazing. It's a gigantic crazy liberal extortion fest if you ask me. 

I'm sure they've already started a victim fund and a new round of liberal professor classes based upon the hurt that public words cause the "private" individuals in society who are playing a public sport open to the public...on like publicly funded property, for the public.

 Like I always say anymore, the demolibs are insane.

 Y'all just playah hatin'

 Y'all just playah hatin' on a sistah tryin' ta git payd. I think Imus should settle out of court for a Big Mac value meal, and a lifetime supply of Soul Glow.

At least Imus didn't call her ugly, she looks like James Evans from Goodtimes with a wig on.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Everyboy knows kia

Well they know the car manufacturer Kia Motors that is, but Kia Vaughn is a legend in her own mind. Womens basketball has a lower popularity then soccer. So it would be safe to say nobody in mass numbers outside of Rutgers knew who she was to begin with. If she was so concerned about her "reputation", why did she decided to expose herself to the media aka oprah once the imus story broke?

Oprah

"Oprah, the White Devil is keeping me down. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton told me so."

I also like the easy opening

I also like the easy opening cans.