Weekend Captionfest II


 

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University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill, center, talks to reporters as his attorney David Lane, left, looks on, prior to a special meeting of the Board of Regents considering Churchill's dismissal at the university, Tuesday, July 24, 2007, in Boulder, Colo. Churchill, the professor who compared some victims of the 2001 terrorist attacks to a Nazi said Tuesday he still expects the University of Colorado's governing board to fire him after a closed-door meeting.


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Ward Lurchill

Now, thanks to you people, I'm going to have to go out and get a real job, and I am actually going to be expected to produce something that is actually marketable.

Damn you imperialists! Damn you all, I say!

Help Fred defeat everybody.

This will be an interesting test.

This will be an interesting test. Presumably, Wardy's gonna go into the whiny left wing rant business, and will collect fees for giving the same speech all over the country. I never think this kind of job will work-out, but I'm almost always amazed at how wrong I am -- for whiny speakers I wouldn't listen-to of the left AND right -- so I refuse to make any prediction this time beyond "I sure won't be attending those events!" :)
JMR

sarc,

I'm guessing this clown gets an offer from UC Berkley by the end of the week. Assuming they haven't made one already.

Help Fred defeat everybody.

Don't you little Eichmans

Don't you little Eichmans know I'm related to Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, and Geronimo.  If you don't believe it I'll sue you.  In fact Montezuma was related to me to, and if the little Eichmans hadn't screwed everything up, I would be in charge of the Aztec Empire. I was also related to Atahuapla and would be in charge of the Inca Empire as well if the little Eichmans hadn't screwed everything up.

 

 

Ward Churchill

What is it about the Left that it attracts so many snake-oil salesmen like Ward Churchill, and Al Sharpton?

The amazing thing is that there are actually people who fall for their blarney!

<<The amazing thing is that

<<The amazing thing is that there are actually people who fall for their blarney! >>

 Of course, and these useful idiots and unwashed losers make it possible for frauds like Chief Church-in-the-Hill and Big Al to exist.

 And there are lots of them!

The sunglasses are in

The sunglasses are in preparation for Ward's next scam. Being a fake-Indian (even I have a bit of Cherokee blood, so even sarcasmo -- about as white as a white guy can possibly-be -- is more of an Indian than little Ward!) has gotten old. The relentless barbs from the likes of me are tiresome.

The next scam is going to be easier than this fake-injun BS. "Ward fakes being a blind man."
JMR

Caption

"Who cares if these evil imperialists fired me?  My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!!!"

(yet another 80s inspired post)   

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

Unsane, do you think he was

Unsane, do you think he was wearing "New Shoes" in the interview?

 

with air guitar...

"Sunshine, on my shoulders, make me sunburned...Feliz Navidad, everybody!"

Never go to a gunfight with a caliber that starts with less than four

"Yes I am an

"Yes I am an Indian...whoo,whoo,whoo...see what more proof do you need?"

*Sheehan-vs-Pelosi*
"This could get ugly"

}}---> Oh, yeah?

Dance! Dag nabit! Dance!

}}---> Ward Churchill

Terry Moran (right) offers a breath mint to Ward Churchill before exchanging vows.

"... look at my teeth pale

"... look at my teeth pale face... the white man did that, man."

Check out my latest YouTube...but only if you support the troops and their mission: Better Men Than Me/The Battle For Fallujah

Me Tonto

Me Tonto...you Kemo Sabe.

Another Tribute Band Forms

Ward Churchill announces the formation of a Roy Orbison Tribute Band with him as lead singer. Tour schedule forcoming...

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

Now, ladies and gentlemen, Roy will sing "Cryin'!" 

 

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." --Hubert Humphrey

 At a press conference

 At a press conference Ward Chuchill a.k.a Chief Sitting Fool, anounces his plans for the future.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Chief stool

Now that I'm done LMAO, I will add my two cents.  How about Chief one leg short of a foot stool.  BTW has he ever showered in his life?  Soap to him must be like kryptonite. 

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Ward Churchill

 I don't know what you people don't understand.  I'm just teaching my students what it takes to survive in this world, as a Liberal.  You have to constantly hedge the truth, you can't believe anything a Conservative says, and the end justifies the means.  If it hadn't have been for Conservative Media, I would still be a tenured professor.

Never argue with an idiot.  They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Ward Churchill (with hair

Ward Churchill (with hair issues, m) explains to reporters how he fooled the Colorado University board of regents for years by claiming he was a member of the Heckawi Indian tribe.

When asked about any future plans, Churchill said he has accepted an offer to blog for the Huffington Post. Post owner Arianna Huffington said in a press release that "Mr. Churchill possesses the type of mindset that we here at the Huffington Post admire. We wish there were more brave patriots in this country like Ward Churchill, in the same vein as Thomas Jefferson."

 

 

Rog, the hair's an integral

Rog, the hair's an integral part of the scam. The funny part is that blue eyed blonde (well, what's left besides the "bald," which is growing!) sarcasmo is more of a "real" Indian, with my zillionth of a percent of Cherokee blood, than poor Ward. Worst of all for him, in a "cosmic justice" sense: I don't care that much about it and I certainly don't pester any people who consider themselves real Cherokees with it, yet he apparently would!
JMR

Commentary on Wards firing

by Popeye:

Eich, Eich, Eich, Eich, Eich 

Ward Churchill announces

Ward Churchill announces plans for his bi-annual bath.

 

Ward Churchill announces

Ward Churchill announces that he is, in fact, the long-forgotten son of Ray Charles.

 

"Baby what I say..."

long-forgotten son of Ray Charles.

and Pocahantas

 "Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house."       Groucho 

A Breck moment...

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful..."

"Yeah, that's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan

"To complete my image of

"To complete my image of being a total ass," Churchill explained to an eager throng of adulating press, "I've decided to wear sunglasses inside. Also, it prevents people from stealing my soul with their photographic technology."

Ward Hitlerhill Was Fired

I can not bring myself to refer to him as Churchill as Winny was a bit of prophetic hero to me, and as Ward has more in common with Stalin and Hitler.....Hitlerhill is more fitting.

Hitlerhill was fired.....fired on account he was caught PLAGARISING and other offenses. I believe most of the staff at Col U gave testimony and told them to tank him. When the vote was taken only one person voted to keep the nazi.

On hand was Hitlerhill and his tribe of renegades with Indian war drums and the ever gluteous orafice Russell Means.....or is it Dennis Banks of AIM....it is the one who pretends he can act.

As a sidenote, this will be interesting to the Sheppards and the bloggers at this site as Hitlerhill is an Indian (I refuse to call them native Americans as they are IMMIGRANTS from Japan as a NOVA special on PBS found so there is nothing navtive about an Indian.) Hitlerhill likes trotting out the race card to hide behind, but I wanted to share what Means and Banks really are in their history which only South Dakotans know.

In the 70's these radicals came out of Minnesota to raise hell in South Dakota on the rez in AIM. They would parade around in fleets of cars, fill up at a gas station with bogus checks and drive on screwing people out of their living. The FBI was always tailing them and the gas station owner was told there was nothing he could do and had to fill up the tanks. (Nice government protection there)

In any case this is the terrorist group which murdered FBI agents down on Wounded Knee or there abouts. Peltier the grand terrorist knew very well who riddled those agents bodies, but wouldn't tell so he is sitting in Fed prison for the crime.

The possee as it was called were armed by the Feds with M 16's and more firepower than you dreamed to deal with AIM. Their Indian wagons had trunks full of automatic weapons and ammo. Yes people while you sat secure watching Scoobie Doo, America had a real war going on out here just like 1876 with terrorists.

In any case, Governor Janklow who was later railroaded on hitting a biker as Janklow was having a diabetic attack was the Dakota's Attorney General. He went hell for leather on those terrorists and started filing charges where Jerry Brown of California "gave them refuge". Another Democrat coddling terrorists.

What really ran AIM out though was the Sisseton Wahpeton band of the Dakota Sioux. Dennis Banks and Russell Means shows up going to turn them all into terrorists......to put it mildly, Banks and Means were shown the road with force.....to put it frankly, the SW told them they were leaving and to not come back or they would kill the SOB's. Pardon my western Indian dialect.

This though is the terrorist mob which Ward Hitlerhill is in bed with. Not allot of people have any idea of this chapter in United States history.........sure you get that liberal garbage of Wounded Knee in a one sided Hollywood version, but unless you were a US soldier in the Dakota's knowing Custer and his men were slaughtered by these same people, the Ghost Dance was going on preaching terrorism and sedition and Big Foot and his band were off the rez illegally and the soldiers didn't know if another Minnesota Massacre was coming.........well all one gets is MSM bovine scat and they never bother to tell you how interesting life is in the Dakotas yet.

America has home grown terrorists. Jerry Brown gave him sanctuary and Ward Hitlerhill is promoting that same anarchist dogma meant to bring down the United States government which AIM was carrying out just as equal to the White Supremascists to the current Muslim Brotherhood.

Oh and Ward Hitlerhill is suing Col U. Typical leftist ilk in hiding behind the Constitution and grubbing for money as it is their God.

Research it if you can find REAL information on it and not propaganda, but War Hitlerhill is involved with a terrorist movement. There are dead FBI agents and Leonard Peltier sitting in Federal Prison over the terrorist war which America fought in the 70's on the plains of South Dakota.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Caption

"Me heap big douchebag"

I loved it...it was better

I loved it...it was better than Cats...I will see it again and again...

You think you'd look this

You think you'd look this good after just rolling out of bed?

Caption

And in some sad news today, Chief Jay Strongbow(Joe Scarpa) announces his retirement from professional wrestling.

Ooops.

"And I'd like to thank Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandan for naming their latest little bastard Ward Eichmann Robbins, but I think they misunderstood something here.  Tim and Sue, please call my office . . . er . . . wait . . . I don't have an office anymore."

REPORTER: "Doctor ... er

REPORTER: "Doctor ... er ... Professor ... er ... Chief ... er ... Mr. Churchill, who do you want to play you in the movie, or will you be playing yourself?"

Churchill: "Originally, years ago during a peyote trip, I had envisioned that actress who played in Goonies and Throw Mama From The Train ... But she died.  So, if Nicholson can't grow his hair in good enough I suppose Nolte after a big night of partying  will suffice. Did you see his mug shot a couple years ago?  Yeah, that's me."

Good one on you, drill. 

Good one on you, drill.  LMAO 

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

Good riddance to the

Good riddance to the faux-Indian, Chomsky wannabe. On the outside, there's really nothing new here except for a stupid white guy desperate for attention.

But what we have here is a filth-monger - a pure and unadulterated expression of anti-semitism.  And all this from a sociopath who vomits the words Eichmann and Nazi and racist on anyone who even thinks of disagreeing with him

Churchill and those in the MSM who stand with him are the little Eichmanns of our time; it is they who willingly propose a totalitarian program of hate and bloodshed, it is they who believe that Satan bears the face of the Jew, it is they who desire to murder in the name of justice.

 

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

Trix, You summed the man

Trix,

You summed the man up in four succinct words. 

faux-Indian, Chomsky wannabe

Well done!

 

 

I ditto Blonde!

I ditto Blonde!

Blonde, Drill

the only Indian portion of Ward is a possible linkage to Sitting Bull. (or in this pic Standing Bull)

 "Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house."       Groucho 

Maybe Talking Bull?  

Maybe Talking Bull?

 

Everyone here's too PC to

Everyone here's too PC to use the proper s-word -- he's clearly "Speaking Bull." ;) (You all thought I was gonna say it, didn't you?!?)
JMR

Sarc if i remember 1st grade

Big Chief Bowells gotta move

 

Nah, sarc, I blew it the

Nah, sarc,

I blew it the first time, I must admit.

Spewing Bull.

 

parallel universe

No, I'm Ward Churchill not Ward Cleaver and yes, I have signed on as Hillary's new campaign manager.

Whatcha' gonna' do now Poor

Whatcha' gonna' do now Poor Ol' Kaw-Liga?

LMAO...I hope some enjoy the link...(Churchill has always reminded me of him somehow) 

}}---> Ward Sheehan

After some "adjustments" Cindy Sheehan announces her appointment as San Francisco Police Commissioner.  She will also participate in a reality remake of MacMillan and Wife. 

John Edwards, Ward

John Edwards, Ward introduces the $4 haircut. Take notes.

Maybe Rush can call him the Shreck Girl. 

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

In a shocking discovery

In a shocking discovery today reporters have located the long lost, black sheep brother of Hugh Hefner. The details are still sketchy but it appears he was abducted by a UFO and has lived aboard the mothership for 40 years. One can only hope they were using anal probes!

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho

 Big news at a press

 Big news at a press conference today as unemployed Ward Churchill expresses his desire to have fellow unemployed moonie, Cindy Sheehan, join him in Vegas to sing showtunes.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

So I told him: Dude, you

So I told him: Dude, you have get some cool shades like me
to wear indoors. Then grow your hair long, gray and stringy. And then to top it
off you have to get press conferences and tell the un-washed, how cool it is to
be called: a man called horse----manure. (that’s  what the inguns call me). Or as the white man calls me:
great white liar.  

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Some has never told him if

Some has never told him if you have to work that hard at
looking cool, your not...

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

"Okay dudes, it's like,

"Okay dudes, it's like, they fired me so, like, I went and got stoned.  Thats why I got my glasses on.  From here I am, like, going to make fake Indian potery.  Okay, I got to go, like I am soooooooooooo Hungry!  I got the Munchies!!!"

The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.

 

I like your tag line. I

I like your tag line. I think I remember when someone from
the MSM asked a young sniper if he felt anything when he shot someone. The answer:
Yes mam, recoil.. I loved it!

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day