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Democratic presidential candidates stand on stage prior to the start of the CNN/YouTube Democratic Presidential Candidates Debate at the Citadel Military College in Charleston, South Carolina.
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The contestants on "The
July 27, 2007 - 15:44 ET by Chris NormanThe contestants on "The Weakest Link"...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Or "The Biggest
July 27, 2007 - 15:51 ET by BlondeOr "The Biggest Loser".
Wait Wait Wait, Let me
July 27, 2007 - 15:54 ET by LeonWait Wait Wait,
Let me get in on the obvious/corny joke making.
Or "Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader"
ha.
Can you say Daily
July 27, 2007 - 15:56 ET by rob6677Can you say Daily Kos?
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
we gotta go, yea, yea, yea
July 27, 2007 - 15:46 ET by CatherwoodWoman wearing orange plastic bag says: I sure hope this a unisex bathroom. If not, maybe I could turn around backwards and aim high.
Dang!
July 27, 2007 - 17:29 ET by pbanks7Ya beat me to it. I was gonna say,
"This is the line to the men's room isn't it?"
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
And *I* was gonna say,
July 27, 2007 - 19:30 ET by dervishAnd *I* was gonna say, "Gawd, I hope she doesn't try to use the urinal."
After another week of inept
July 27, 2007 - 15:48 ET by Airforce_5_OAfter another week of inept whining on capital hill, CNN rounds up the usual suspects.
The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.
At the DC Metro police
July 27, 2007 - 17:31 ET by UndercoverConservativeAt the DC Metro police department:
"Now ma'am, can you identify the person who raped your country?"
All they need is the wall with the lines for height behind 'em
Great idea!
July 27, 2007 - 18:02 ET by m4ster chiefUndercover said: "All they need is the wall with the lines for height behind 'em..."
Now that's a hot idea! Photoshop, anyone? (I can't.) Please post the result...somewhere!
Sunrise at sea; a breeze across the deck, salty spray tickles the face, the aroma of fresh coffee, stack gas, and haze-gray paint is in the air. Another Navy day aboard ship as a Navy Chief...the perfect life!
Duck, duck, duck, duck,
July 27, 2007 - 15:50 ET by Airforce_5_ODuck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!!!!!!!!
The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.
damn, ya beat me to
July 27, 2007 - 15:54 ET by rob6677damn, ya beat me to it!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
duck,duck,GOOSE! "Time
July 27, 2007 - 15:54 ET by rob6677duck,duck,GOOSE!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
The pledge
July 27, 2007 - 15:56 ET by ForeverOnTheRightDuring what was supposed to be the pledge of allegiance the candidates where confused as which flag they where to pledge allegiance to. The YouTube organizers forgot to exclude the U.N. flag, Cuba’s flag, Venezuela’s flag and many others. A representative from YouTube told us, "The next time we will only have the American flag, to minimize the confusion.."
Sweet! "Time flies like
July 27, 2007 - 16:00 ET by rob6677Sweet!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
reminds me of the Belgian PM
July 27, 2007 - 16:09 ET by LionKingThe Belgian PM did not know their national anthem, so he started singing the French national anthem by mistake.
Who said, "No more views
July 27, 2007 - 15:56 ET by JDWWho said, "No more views from behind?"
JDW
News media: Scoreboard for terrorists
This song keeps popping in
July 27, 2007 - 15:57 ET by well99This song keeps popping in my head.I think the name was send in the clowns.
The first question from Our
July 27, 2007 - 16:02 ET by nixonThe first question from Our select panel tonight is ..... If You cut "cheese " in an elevator, How would You react ?
That was one of the tougher
July 27, 2007 - 16:08 ET by well99That was one of the tougher questions.
Youtube special
July 27, 2007 - 16:15 ET by well99Now I know why that song seemed appropiate.The pictures of the candidates reminded me of this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilS-LCssYR4
Hillary's dilemma
July 27, 2007 - 15:58 ET by LionKing" Is this the line for the men's room?"
The Usual Suspects
July 27, 2007 - 15:59 ET by Carl Kolchak"Suspect number one go ahead"
Dem Canditate :"Hand me the keys you *@%&*@"
Tra la la, Tra la la
July 27, 2007 - 16:01 ET by rwesleyTra la la,
Tra la la la,
Tra la la la la la la la,
One banana, two banana, three banana, four....
Democrats waiting...
July 27, 2007 - 16:02 ET by LionKingDemocrats waiting for their female escorts provided by Deborah Jeane Palfrey (aka The DC Madam).
LK, 2 Things 1) Jokes
July 27, 2007 - 16:13 ET by LeonLK,
2 Things
1) Jokes aren't good when you have to explain them
2) I don't remember hearing about any democrats using her services. I think you meant to say Republicans (and hey, who can blame Vitter...if my wife was an Amazon captured from the jungles of Borneo, I'd be getting my escort on too!)
2) I don't remember
July 27, 2007 - 16:28 ET by rob66772) I don't remember hearing about any democrats using her services
You're absolutely right, this is the party of morals and virtue I mean Bill Clinton would never do something like that!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
Name publishers
July 27, 2007 - 17:06 ET by ThisnThatSince the MSM controls the names that will be published, do you think any Dims names would be brought forth anyway?
Exactly
July 28, 2007 - 21:14 ET by Cape Conservativemy thoughts!
NEXT!
July 27, 2007 - 16:02 ET by Prester JohnDrop you pants, bend over, and cough.
Next.
Where are my cue cards?
July 27, 2007 - 16:02 ET by EllisWyattDemocratic presidential candidates try to locate their cue cards for the words to the Pledge of Allegiance prior to the start of the CNN/YouTube Democratic Presidential Candidates Debate at the Citadel Military College in Charleston, South Carolina.
If you're not outraged at the media, you haven't been paying attention.
And will the next President
July 27, 2007 - 16:09 ET by LeonAnd will the next President of the United States of America Puh-leeze step forward!
Not in this crowd
July 27, 2007 - 17:08 ET by ThisnThatSorry, won't find the answer in this crowd. Have to turn to the Republican page to find the real candidates.
I don't know why, but when
July 27, 2007 - 16:11 ET by balboaI don't know why, but when I look at Obama in this picture, he seems to be in line for a buffet, thinking:
"Oh I hope they have ham. I love ham. Ham's my favorite."
That goes along with what
July 27, 2007 - 16:17 ET by rob6677That goes along with what Hillary is thinking......
"I'm a shoe-in for the black vote, Obama isn't black, I'm the one with the unemployed husband and empty KFC buckets around the house!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
Lol it does look that way.
July 27, 2007 - 16:20 ET by well99Lol it does look that way.I miss Kings Table..mmm
Waiting
July 27, 2007 - 16:16 ET by Prester JohnDoc, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy and Dopey patiently stand in line to get the Snowman's autograph.
You beat me to this one!
July 27, 2007 - 16:59 ET by tpmintxYou beat me to this one!
So far
July 28, 2007 - 21:16 ET by Cape Conservativeyou get my vote!!!
differences
July 27, 2007 - 16:17 ET by LionKingOne of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
--Sesame Street
Good One!
July 27, 2007 - 16:19 ET by rob6677I was thinking "I've got a coat it's a bit of a joke...." Early Pink Floyd
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
Darn
July 28, 2007 - 21:17 ET by Cape Conservativeyou're all so good! How can I figure out #1?
The new seven dwarves debut
July 27, 2007 - 16:26 ET by Ruths husband BenThe new seven dwarves debut at Disneyland
Ready! Aim! Fire!
July 27, 2007 - 16:29 ET by GothampcReady! Aim! Fire!
On a scale of 1-10 how far
July 27, 2007 - 16:31 ET by nixonOn a scale of 1-10 how far left do You lean ?
With this crew, it's more
July 27, 2007 - 17:19 ET by BlondeWith this crew, it's more like:
Ready! Fire! Aim!
Good one, blonde
July 28, 2007 - 11:18 ET by LionKingROTFLMAO
"After you remove our
July 27, 2007 - 16:36 ET by rob6677"After you remove our troops from the middle east, what do you plan to do about terrorists?" ..............................Hello, anyone, is this thing on, I'm over here!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
Anderson Vanderbilt already
July 27, 2007 - 16:41 ET by sarcasmoAnderson Vanderbilt already made the obvious joke about all of 'em being on Kucinich's right, so I'll go all the way to Dodd on the other side. "I pray nobody will click this JPFO link," or "they'll probably have a stupid video-question from a seemingly-nonviolent rifle owner named 'Jered'!" might work as a caption....
JMR
Will the real man please
July 27, 2007 - 16:45 ET by charlietexasWill the real man please step forward!!!!
backbone
July 27, 2007 - 16:57 ET by LionKing"Will the candidate with a backbone please step forward?...what?...oh, sh*t, I forgot that this was the Democratic Debate!"
Traitors identified
July 27, 2007 - 16:51 ET by RightOfMostTokyo Rose, surrounded by seven treasonist thorns, pose for lineup and identification by U.S. Commanders at Citadel on July 24, 2007 for sedition trial to commence later this year
I hope President Thompson will prosecute the Congressional traitors. Someone needs to.
R O M
July 28, 2007 - 21:21 ET by Cape ConservativeVery good!!! and I'll be standing "right" beside you :-)
And I certainly do hope President Thompson prosecutes the Congressional traitors...two senators from my state could be first in line!
"Hmmm...if I want to be the
July 27, 2007 - 17:03 ET by tpmintx"Hmmm...if I want to be the left-most person on the stage, should I stand to my own left, or to the audience's left...I don't want to look like I am to the right of anyone...This is hard to figure out!"
In the words of
July 27, 2007 - 17:07 ET by drillanwrIn the words of Snagglepuss: "Exit, stage LEFT!"
Look how Dodd, Edwards, and
July 27, 2007 - 17:11 ET by drillanwrLook how Dodd, Edwards, Clinton and BHO look as if they're twiddling their thumbs (VERY Neville Chamberlain of them!) And how Dennis Kucinich is holding up the line with his ginormous feet!
Dodd's actually praying
July 28, 2007 - 04:14 ET by sarcasmoDodd's actually praying (see my fully-cloaked post above for why).
JMR
drill
July 28, 2007 - 21:23 ET by Cape Conservativeyou are so "with it" using that new word Webster has approved! And yes, his feet do look ginormous :-)
Photographer, in front, thinking...
July 27, 2007 - 17:13 ET by ThisnThatNone of these fools know that what I've really got here is a potato launcher, loaded up with wet underwear. Hmmmm, now which one gets the first shot? Let's see, push it a little left, a little lower, and ......
Officer--the third one on the left--
July 27, 2007 - 17:30 ET by misterbillOfficer--the third one on the left-- yeah, yeah , the orange shirt. Yeah, she's the one! I swear I saw her standing up using a urinal in the men's room.
Pssst, who's the leprechaun
July 27, 2007 - 17:35 ET by m4ster chiefPssst, who's the leprechaun in the pink maternity top?
Sunrise at sea; a breeze across the deck, salty spray tickles the face, the aroma of fresh coffee, stack gas, and haze-gray paint is in the air. Another Navy day aboard ship as a Navy Chief...the perfect life!
Ten Blind Mice
July 27, 2007 - 17:39 ET by pocomocoTen blind mice,
Ten blind mice,
See how they run,
See how they run,
They all lack the veracity,
And wallow in their mendacity.
Ten blind mice.
poco--nicely done
July 27, 2007 - 17:50 ET by misterbillpoco--nicely done
If I may add :
None of them have the tenacity
Or the mental capacity
Ten Blind mice!
misterbill, When I first
July 27, 2007 - 17:59 ET by Blondemisterbill,
When I first read poco's verse, I thought it was yours.
Nicely done, the both of you.
The unemployment line.
July 27, 2007 - 17:40 ET by fitzfongThe unemployment line.
another line
July 27, 2007 - 17:41 ET by LionKingThe line for living off of taxpayers, i.e. professional politicians. Resembles another line with the same fiscal support, the welfare line.
LK another GOOD one!
July 28, 2007 - 21:25 ET by Cape Conservativeyou just keep spitting them out...and they keep getting better and better!
Note how each candidate is
July 27, 2007 - 17:41 ET by pbanks7Note how each candidate is looking non-chalantly in a different place:
1. The D candidates demonstrating the positions each will take on any given issue, depending on the polls.
2. Osama? Osama? He's gotta be out there somewhere.
3. Alright, which one of you guys just let loose?
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Dress casual...
July 27, 2007 - 17:53 ET by m4ster chief"'Dress casual, Mrs. Clinton, dress casual,' he tells me...that's it, I'm firing that little b**tard!"
Sunrise at sea; a breeze across the deck, salty spray tickles the face, the aroma of fresh coffee, stack gas, and haze-gray paint is in the air. Another Navy day aboard ship as a Navy Chief...the perfect life!
and the finalists
July 27, 2007 - 17:57 ET by LionKing"Here are the finalists for best dressed male Democrats!"
I haven't stood in a
July 27, 2007 - 18:07 ET by fitzfongI haven't stood in a men's room line this long since Bill and I went to the Super Bowl.
The original line up that
July 27, 2007 - 18:17 ET by c5thenThe original line up that prosecutor Nifong wanted to use...
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
Mmmmmmm....Waitress
July 27, 2007 - 18:19 ET by fitzfongMmmmmmm....Waitress sandwich!
Finally, a class where Joe
July 27, 2007 - 18:22 ET by fitzfongFinally, a class where Joe Biden doesn't finish 2nd bottom.
If Mr. Chavez is going to
July 27, 2007 - 18:26 ET by fitzfongIf Mr. Chavez is going to keep me waiting this long for a picture, he'd better sign my breasts.
Line-up
July 27, 2007 - 18:39 ET by leeproThe witness was unable to finger the culprit. "They all look alike to me!"
"There is none so blind as those that would not see." (Proverb)
Thanks for coming for
July 27, 2007 - 18:59 ET by TexasOptimistThanks for coming for your rabies tests.
George W. Bush is not a full-fledged conservative, but I still support his presidency. (Although I am rethinking this position daily!) Still, I'd rather have him as president than ANY of the Democrats. Merry Christmas 2007.
Hey now......
July 27, 2007 - 19:23 ET by tweakthetrollThat looks like Sha Na Na lined up ready to high step it on to the stage......wheres Bowzer?
Worried looks abound, as . .
July 27, 2007 - 19:28 ET by FastEdthe candidates line up for the NEW test that can determine consistent "Untruths".
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Not to be the style
July 27, 2007 - 19:34 ET by BlondeNot to be the fashion police here or anything....
But seriously, what's up with Dennis the Menace's feet?
Water skis!
July 27, 2007 - 19:38 ET by dervishWater skis!
Dervish, Um...I don't
July 27, 2007 - 19:40 ET by BlondeDervish,
Um...I don't believe anyone that short can have, you know...feet so long.
The theory of masculine relativity and all.
Seriously, look at HRC's feet in comparison to height.
"Oooo! When I find out what
July 27, 2007 - 19:37 ET by dervish"Oooo! When I find out what Bill did with my black coat, I'm going to kill him!"
}}}----> Look, up in the sky!
July 27, 2007 - 20:11 ET by Cool ArrowIt's a bird
It's a plane
It's PIE !!!
Democrat candidates line up
July 27, 2007 - 20:14 ET by muh-oonDemocrat candidates line up to demonstrate how free health care will work. " and then, if the rest of America will just form an orderly single file line here behind us..."
I love Dennis Miller's old
July 27, 2007 - 20:21 ET by fitzfongI love Dennis Miller's old line...
"I haven't seen a starting lineup like this since the '62 Mets"
}}---> Caption
July 27, 2007 - 20:35 ET by Cool ArrowLocal Arcade features family fun:
Osama Bin Ladin (lower left) aims RPG at Ducks in a Row booth.
Thats funny... they are all
July 27, 2007 - 20:53 ET by VT Con ManThats funny... they are all looking and mostly lening to their Left. ruh roh.
The Seven Little Dwarfs
July 27, 2007 - 21:20 ET by pocomocoHi Ho,
Hi Ho,
It’s off to scam we go!
That's strange
July 27, 2007 - 21:23 ET by botgI don't remember the fairy tale
Chairman Mao and the 6+1/2 dwarfs
Support our Troops
Who are they?
July 27, 2007 - 21:29 ET by DingbatNot a caption but a question: can anyone name all these clowns? I guess it would be from left to further left?
}}---> Pictured left to also left
July 28, 2007 - 06:53 ET by Cool ArrowPorky, Brecky, Punjab, Dumbo, Pancho, Lefty, and Pinky
YouTube or Mine!
July 27, 2007 - 22:18 ET by PawpawNThey all ask Shillary, "YouTube or Mine!"
The Jerkendales Dancers
July 27, 2007 - 22:28 ET by Airforce_5_O"All these guys are going to dance for me? Get me some dollar bills quick, mama likes!"
The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.
A quick trip back to the
July 27, 2007 - 22:36 ET by Roger the ShrubberA quick trip back to the mothership for recharging....
Where's Eric?
July 27, 2007 - 22:43 ET by botgSee him here
Support our Troops
always on another
July 27, 2007 - 22:44 ET by botgtab while you are here at NB of course
Support our Troops
I regress to one of the greatest albums of all time!
July 27, 2007 - 22:56 ET by PawpawNCAT MOTHER & THE ALL NIGHT NEWSBOYS. Geez, I hate using that on this, but CM & ANNB was one of the best bands of all time! This band can't hold a candle to them, but probably hold their joints the same way!
Thought bubbles
July 27, 2007 - 23:23 ET by JerryThought bubbles...
Edwards: "I feel pretty.. so pretty.."
Hussein Obamma: "Damn, how much longer am I gonna have to wait for a cab?"
Clinton: "I hope my Chairman Mao outfit resonates with the Soros crowd. Well anyway, I didn't have a choice. My Kim Jong Ill blouse was at the cleaners and Bill has my Castro hat and cigar. He better not screw up my cigar again!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Kos must be hella'
July 28, 2007 - 00:53 ET by BlazerKos must be hella' talented to be able to control all of those strings at once, up in the rafters. Jim Henson would be proud!
Just call em' the Kuppets.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
}}---> Rev. Hillary Clinton
July 28, 2007 - 01:52 ET by Cool ArrowRev. Hillary and prospective Pall Bearers await news of Sen. Byrd
The Seven Stooges
July 28, 2007 - 02:08 ET by UnsaneIt's time for THE SEVEN STOOGES!!! :-)
Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.
}}---> Cinderella Story?
July 28, 2007 - 06:14 ET by Cool ArrowSix mice and a pumpkin today claimed they were mysteriously turned into horses and a Carriage. . . Developing
Thought Bubble
July 28, 2007 - 10:46 ET by BondPlainBondEDWARDS: Damn! Joe's hair looks great. I wonder how much he pays for his haircuts.
'The Gang That Couldn't
July 28, 2007 - 14:26 ET by bigtimer'The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight'
Coming soon to a debate
July 28, 2007 - 15:13 ET by BlazerComing soon to a debate near you, The Un-Magnificent Seven.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
So good of you all turn and
July 28, 2007 - 16:34 ET by upcountrywaterSo good of you all turn and spin to the LEFT !
IRANIAN URANIMUN, 220 lbs and counting.