Weekend Captionfest


 

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U.S. Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-NV) faces the media at the Capitol building in Washington July 17, 2007. U.S. Senate Democrats, hoping to raise pressure on President George W. Bush and his fellow Republicans to pull troops from Iraq, have scheduled an around-the-clock war debate starting on Tuesday which is expected to last overnight.

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Who Knows?

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?  The Shadow, er, Harry Reid do."

The US Senate

The US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid still in the dark.

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"  - Shakespeare

Talking Points Reviewed

The newsmedia open their Oath to the Democratic Party and Talking Points prayer books, as Harry Reid recites key passages for the day.

High Priest, Harry Reid,

High Priest, Harry Reid, enters the sanctuary before addressing his flock at the Church of Liberalism 

No RINOs in '08 - Thompson/Hunter would be a good ticket; Thompson/Steele would be a great ticket

"Boys, you're gonna have to

"Boys, you're gonna have to believe, and I mean really believe, for this seance to work.  I am going to channel the spirit of Neville Chamberlain and win us peace in our time by surrendering until victory is ours!

This is the view Nancy

This is the view Nancy (Bela) Pelosi  had after her most recent "pullout."

 Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Show some respect

Sir/Madam Banks7: Please show some respect for the person that is 2nd in the succession line for the Presidency. (If that doesn't cause you to drink, nothing ever will! W & the Evil Cheney should never be in the same grid square at the same time!)

I just showed more respect

I just showed more respect than many elected officials give to the man IN the presidency. Perhaps I should have said:

Sen. Reid's view after his most recent pullout.

Either way, their policies prove their heads are, or have been, hidden somewhere, even if you only imply sand. I just when where the picture took me.

And it's Sir.

 

 Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

I was kidding...thought

I was kidding...thought your comment was great. My bad for not using a emoticon.

Harry Reid Cramps Democrats Party Style

Harry Reid's remarkable warfare on Republicans reflects how dismal Democrats would be a at real war and why they want out of Iraq. Gee General Harry can only muster Kennedy off a drunk, Kerry from his mirror and Hillary from the bat cave for only one night and then retreats to his office after such a long campaign.

This is hillarious and shows Democrats at their idiotic constant. Of course, knowing Trent Lott, Arlen Specter and Richard Lugar they probably will fold from this intense pressure of nothing.

I am still betting that the Democrats fold before the RINO's go to tits up position as how hard can it be staying up to watch a movie once a week and then nap all the next day. It only shows how weak the Democrat majority is....in power and they still can't get a thing done in lying to their flock of bleating sheeple.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Now that the Reid overnight

Now that the Reid overnight has ended why aren't conservatives doing the same for their own issues (border wall, death tax, school prayer, military spending...)?

JDW

News media: Scoreboard for terrorists

 

Crock around the clock tonite

Please welcome... Harriet Reid and the Senators

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock crock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock crock
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock crock
We're gonna crock around the clock tonight

Put your jim-jams on, join me, Hon
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one
We're gonna crock around the clock tonight
We're gonna crock, crock, crock, 'til broad daylight
Gonna crock, gonna crock around the clock tonight

You've seen the spoof. Now see the spoof of the spoof on YouTube: The Clintpranos: Bada Bong

As the lightening flashes...

"He lives! He lives!"

Note how many in the media

Note how many in the media are 100% behind Reid, all the way. 

 Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Justice

Having realized the sleep-over did nothing but make America yawn, Democrats hung Harry Reid from the Chandelier.

Invisibility cloak

Working on the principal that if he stayed in the dark and did not move, he will be invisible, Harry Reid attempted to avoid reporters.

 

Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower

"All nighter" = BS

All nighter eh?  I don't think having the last roll-call vote being at midnight an "all nighter"  Hence the term "midnight".  Stupid liberals.  

"We're gonna have an all nighter!  We are gonna tire the opposition into submision.  ...

...Ok folks, 12:00  See you all tomorrow.  Teddy, I know you have an appointment tonight that you need to make right?  I belive it's Linda tonight? 

 

What the MSSM doesn't report can kill you.

The Fearless Leader stands

The Fearless Leader stands tall in his usual position with the yellow stripe down his back...you do see it don't ya?

It's there I tell ya...

I love how the leftists edit things out when need be!

"One of Al Qaeda's unwitting

"One of Al Qaeda's unwitting minions, Harry Reid, is working overtime to try and convince the Great Satan, Bush, to surrender to terror."

Majority Leader Harry Reid

Majority Leader Harry Reid takes double advantage of a break in the debate to meet with members of the press, while a Senate page checks the condition of his Depends.

Dingy Harry Stands in the Dark

Dingy Harry stands in the dark at the news that Acting President Cheney had bombs falling on Tehran seconds after W went under for his rotorooting.

"Acting President Cheney"

"Acting President Cheney" ...

That's gonna cause some nightmares out in the fever swamps.

Prayer meetings

This should cause a lot of liberals to start praying for the recovery of the President. :)

 

Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower

Crack me up laughing

Crack me up laughing dag...

Never looked at it that way...it would be interesting to see if they think that far ahead before wishing the Pres. dead and such with their twisted spewing hateful logic on their blog sites and posts.

But Pelosi's next

Except that the nutroots realize that Ms Pelosi is next and they'll feed the Veep some burgers and fries.

Action plan

I am hoping that someone has an action plan that says that if Bush and Cheney go, Pelosi and Reid are toast.

Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower

Townhall

Townhall has some great ideas of what Acting President Cheney can do tomorrow. See http://katiefavazza....

 

Dingy Calls Foul

Dingy Harry objects that it should be he and Madame Pelosi that gives the President his colonoscopy given their combined years of experience at attempting, but failing, to shove ..... stuff up W's .....

Dingy Meets with Approvers

Dingy Harry meets with and thanks the totality of the American public that gives Congress an approval rating of "favorable".

Well yes I am wearing

Well yes I am wearing Depends. It's going to be a long night and I don't want to miss anything. I believe Senator Kennedy has also taken precient measures.

A rather dark and ominous

A rather dark and ominous picture, isn't it? 

Reid: "Pleased to meet you.  Hope you guessed my name." 

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

Real caption

"The lights in the senate building have been out since January but Harry Reid and the other Democrats haven't realized it yet because their eyes have been closed. This was made painfully obvious by Reid when he stated, 'We can see things more clearly than the Republicans can.' When asked how he can see with his eyes closed he stated, 'George Bush! George Bush! Satan! Here piggy, piggy. Bushburgers. Cheney. Rove. I don't want to go to bed, mommy.' and was led off the stage, foaming at the mouth and drooling."

In other news, Nancy Pelosi bit 7 Republican congressmen today and after being tested for rabies, was put down. Democrats claimed it was a tremendous victory for them and an embarassing defeat for George Bush.

Dick Durbin has been checked into a mental hospital due to extreme distress that the Democrats will not be able to surrender in Iraq before the US troops finish the job and come home victorious. He claimed this is a huge victory for Democrats and and an embarassing defeat for George Bush.

Senator Feingold not successful in forcing surrender to Al Queda, is pursuing legislation to surrender retroactively to Germany and Japan. Other democrats are enthusiastically behind his plan. Not to be undone, Senator Byrd is sponsoring a bill to retroactively surrender the Union to the Confederates. This bill would also make slavery legal again and would reinstate his membership in the KKK. He claimed this is a huge victory for Democrats and and an embarassing defeat for George Bush.

 

  

 

 

 

Jobs that Illegals Won't Do

Dingy Harry explains that there are many jobs in Vegas that illegal’s
will not do. Therefore, the Democrat Party plan is that the Iraqis’ who would
otherwise be slaughtered because of the Democrat surrender plan will be given
serf status in Nevada and displace the illegal’s. Dingy assures all that Democrat actions in support
of the trial lawyer’s objection to immunity to the reporting of suspicious
behavior of potential terrorists will also apply to the new serfs.

 

Doing his best William

Doing his best William Wallace imitation, Dingy Harry shouts out the Liberal creed ....

F L E E D O M ! !

 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

The Dark Side's Harry Reid,

The Dark Side's Harry Reid, shows his back side to Al Qaeda, as he presents the democrat plan for Operation Dessert Storm. "What we, the democrats, want is for all our troops to dessert... one big storm of desserters. That way, we can prove to the world that democrats are not afraid to stand up to the biggest terrorist of them all... George Bush!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Harry Reid pays his

Harry Reid pays his respects to the Scamnesty Bill which is lying in state in the Capital Rotunda

"The more I study science, the more I believe in God."     Einstein

The all-nigh'er came and

The all-nigh'er came and went, seeping past the slumbering senators leaving in its wake nary a whiff or scent to any affect.  All was well come the morn'.   Hapless were the majority of that August body, relief unto the people remained in the season.  Still, dark clouds continue to stir...

Bigfoot Reid

An angry environmentalist mob jeers Harry Reid for the enormous carbon footprint of the Senate's all-night bore-fest.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Last night in D.C. they had

Last night in D.C. they had that all night Senate session. It was the D.C. madam’s slowest night ever.

 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Last night the Senate held

Last night the Senate held an all night session. Sen. Hillary Clinton gave a speech at 4 a.m. It was the first time Hillary gave a speech at 4 in the morning that didn’t begin with, "Where the hell have you been?”

Prophetic?

One of those quirky moments in history of prophetic photography. In what Reid has done to himself (the lowest personal rating of any member of the Senate) and to the United States (unflinchingly surrendering to the every whim of radical Islamofascist terrorism) with his reprehensible defeatest mentality and extremist Left wing agendas.

Is this a prophecy?

 

Poltergiest

"Am I dead, I can see the light, wait I think I hear John Edwards trying to channel me, oh whats that... he is saying to go into the light"

 

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho

How very appropriate that the lights are out....

As darkness gathers, the Dark Prince emerges to feed on the blood of the innocents, his face hidden from the light that would reveal his identity.

The Republicans refuse to allow a straight up or down vote.

 I'll spell it out for you who are in the print media R-E-P-U-B-L-I-C-A-N    F-I-L-I-B-U-S-T-E-R.  

R-E-P-U-B-L-I-C-A-N F-I-L-I-B-U-S-T-E-R.

R-E-P-U-B-L-I-C-A-N F-I-L-I-B-U-S-T-E-R.

Just wondering, is that better or worse than a D-E-M-O-C-R-A-T F-I-L-I-B-U-S-T-E-R?

D

I don't support our liberals or their mission.

...

DontFeedTheTrolls - The so-called "liberal media" won't report that the Republicans are filibustering even though the same "liberal media" reported it constantly when the Dems did it. No doubt, this so-called "liberal media" is "better" for the Neocons

Huh? They're reporting all

Huh? They're reporting all the time that the Democrats were having their show-sleepover because they could not muster 60 votes. That means the modern version of fillibuster (I like the old kind, where some stupid politician actually has to talk, better) is happening. What pro-conservative or pro-Republican bias are we seeing?? When I complain about media bias, the "mainstream" news media tend not to be covering the story at all. How in the world are they not covering this? I see it all-over. Democrats bitching while getting copious media attention is kinda like the gays bitching yesterday about e-Harmony for wanting to do custom science THAT BENEFITS homosexuals rather than taking their money ASAP, so this kind of whine takes more than a little bit of chutzpah, but maybe you can explain it to me.
JMR

filibuster them republican judges I say, the democrat way!

Hmmm, only 80 percent of Democrat senators support filibuster. When it benefits their side.

That's some minority!

D

I don't support our liberals or their mission.

You are so funny.

You are so funny.

You need to spend less time at Newsbusters and more time reading the actual lib***l media we conservatives and libertarians critique for their institutional leftism.

No wonder you never understand what we are talking about, you clearly never read or watch the lib***l news and opinion shows we opine so accurately about.

You've seen the spoof. Now see the spoof of the spoof on YouTube: The Clintpranos: Bada Bong

Dingy has never heard of

Dingy has never heard of Google, apparently.

 

 

Roger

*Slapping Head*  Your post caused a brainstorm....Ding is obviously Dingy Harry in disguise.  Just change the sound of the "g".

 

Well, I would consider

Well, I would consider Pinky Reid to be a bit more intelligent. You do not get into a position of power like him by being a dumbass like Dingy, my dear Gatoerette!

Of course, Reid's not-so-squeeky-clean past has not coming back to haunt him could be partly because of the letter in parentheses after his name.

 

I don't know, Rog. This

I don't know, Rog.

This dingy surely whines exactly like the defeatist Senator. 

 

Good point!

Good point!

This should be the right

This should be the right link.The only Dem to vote nay 

http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=110&session=1&vote=00252

Well besides Joe Lieberman a independent.Big surprise is the Dem that voted nay. 

Why Dingy voted Nay

I hate to defend Dingy on anything but his Nay vote is a parliamentarian procedure that all Majority Leaders (Rep and Lib) have done. If the Majority Leader does this then he can bring the bill up again or something like that. I don't pretend to understand all this but folks on our side said this is not unusual and reflects nothing but procedure.

Thats wild.I couldnt

Thats wild.I couldnt understand why there wasnt a big deal about it.

Well 99

Well 99

this was explained by someone here, if the dim bulb votes nay he can bring it up again later, so it's a merely procedural vote.

"The more I study science, the more I believe in God."     Einstein

Life imitates the movies

Dingy Vader: "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan Bush. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

OWB: "Only a master of evil, Dingy."

DV: "Your powers are weak"

OWB: "You can't win, Dingy. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

  Once again, the

 

Once again, the required list of items for our sleep-over is as follows:

1. Toothbrush

2. Depends

3. Two crying towels

4. Copy of DNC talking points

5. Pacifier

6. Pictures of Che, Mao, Algore & OBL

7. Fifth of scotch (for Kennedy)

8. At least one NY Times, AP, WashPo, Rueters or Al Jazeera reporter each 

Good Orderly Direction

<"7. Fifth of scotch (for

<"7. Fifth of scotch (for Kennedy)">

Fifth? A fifth for how long??? Man, you're talking a case for a slumber party.

What amazes me is Harry Reid

What amazes me is Harry Reid was the only Dem to vote Nay.He voted with the Republicans.That didnt seem to make the news.

well dingbat explained that

well dingbat explained that about 2 seconds before i did (see above)

"The more I study science, the more I believe in God."     Einstein

Thanks both.I plead lack of

Thanks both.I plead lack of caffeine for my defense.Hey a twinkie worked.Anyhow guess I need some tri-focals.

One of the reasons i enjoy

One of the reasons i enjoy this site is the information that i learn from the comments

"The more I study science, the more I believe in God."     Einstein

True

It has alot of good info.Also the site doesnt do creative editing like some blogs.You get the whole nine yards and can form your own opinion.MSM could take a lesson from NB. 

Not A Caption

It's not a caption, but I think Uncle Jimbo (B5) says it best....

Dear Sen. Reid,

I have done my best to become a non-hater, I feel it makes me a better person if I don't bandy the word about, but save it for instances or pure evil. But I'll make an exception in your case. I hate everything about you and I hold you personally responsible for aiding and comforting our enemies during wartime. Your actions have shown Al Qaeda in Iraq, Sunni insurgents and Shia extremists that if they hang on the cavalry will be recalled. You have given them hope, which made them fight on and in doing so you have caused the deaths of better men and women than you.

You are a miserable, thin-lipped, milquetoast, cream-in-the-coffee, cadaver and the sight of your simpering visage mewling defeatist BS and stabbing our troops right in the front makes me question my pacifism. You cannot be forgiven for the lives you have cost and that is a shame you will carry to your grave. Then when your sad little sleep over simply made you look silly, you had the audacity to pull the Defense Bill and hold up pay raises and all kinds of needed equipment for the very troops you would safeguard by having them defeated.

The fact that you have done these traitorous things in pursuit of political power makes them even lower. I truly believe that you value the prospect of defeating W and his neo-con cabal more than you value the lives of our troops and the national security of the United States. You want to ensure that we will no longer be able to project force in pursuit of oil or globalization or anything else. Sadly you are too dim and unable to see beyond your power play to comprehend that the loss you and your fellow losers are attempting to inflict on us is likely to create not just a Pelosi-Reid Slaughter of Bibli-Koranic proportions in Iraq, but will give Iran the green light to finish their plan of regional domination. I mean seriously you doddering old fool, our troops support the mission because they don't relish the idea of coming back in a few years when Iran, Syria, Lebanon and the Palestinians decide to handle that whole Joooos in the Holy Land problem once and for all.

Why am I wasting brain cells schooling you? There is no chance you are either bright enough or able to see our security clearly enough to understand. You are a disgrace Senator, and while I don't believe in this guy Mormon or any of the major Gods, I really hope you do burn in Hell. FOAD Harry!

Cordially,

Uncle J
Pentagon Office of People You Better Hope You Never Meet in a Dark Alley

"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"

I really can't think of

I really can't think of anything funny about this pic. It's too dark, and you can't see the people nearly as well as the roof. Has anyone else ever noticed that some of the ordinary article pics might be better for captionfests than the captionfest pics? "We want another captionfest!" Give me something to work-with, like the shadows the the MST3K robots the other day. This is too-hard.
JMR

Now Here This!

I shall translate the happenings in the photo:

The lights have gone out due to the power surge created by the
mothership using its transporter beam. It has materialized something in a human
form calling itself Harry Reid. Much like the movie "Mars Attacks" this reanimated creater just keeps saying "We Come In Peace". The only real question to ask is where is Jim Brown???

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho

Caption

"My truth is that I'm an Anti-American"