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On Thursday, all of NBC's entertainment programs pushed liberal environmental themes, but "30 Rock" -- a satirical take on the inner workings of NBC -- was the pushiest, featuring a scene in which Al Gore suggested to fictional NBC executive Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) that the network go green for a week (as NBC has done in real life). "If your network really wants to demonstrate a commitment to the environment, why don't you start by, for example, having an entire week with nothing but environmental themes on all the programs," Gore recommended. "Use entertainment for substance. You could have a character in prime time making a passionate argument to the American people that we need CO2 taxes to replace the payroll taxes. Your parent company could lobby congress and the President to pass the treaty and save the climate."
In the show, Gore's appearance followed that of "Greenzo," a business-friendly environmental advocate cooked up by NBC executives (played by David Schwimmer). After Greenzo lets the fame of "saving" the environment go to his head and the network is unable to control him, Donaghy tries to bring in Gore as Greenzo's replacement. After Gore's preaches his environmental message, he ends the scene by mock-seriously announcing, "Quiet! A whale is in trouble. I have to go."
A transcript of Gore's scene, which occurred near the end of the November 8 episode:
Al Gore: "Hey, Jack, good to see you again."
Jack Donaghy: "Mr. Vice President. Hi, how are you?"
Liz Lemon (Tina Fey): "I'm Lemon."
Gore: "So I'm excited to see this trash-powered car of yours."
Lemon: "How do you two even know each other?
Gore: "We met when Jack was an intern for Senator Ted Kennedy. Let me tell ya, Jack was the most liberal guy-"
Donaghy, interrupting: "Da, da, da, da, da. The thing is, the G.E. Garbage car isn't quite ready yet. But while you're here, what do you say you throw on a pair of green tights and a cape, and tell the kids how big business is good for the environment?"
Gore: "I have no interest in doing that."
Donaghy: "Al, we're with you on this whole planet thing. I mean, look at the set we built with the smiley-face earth and some green things."
Gore: "Jack, look, we're way beyond that. If your network really wants to demonstrate a commitment to the environment, why don't you start by, for example, having an entire week with nothing but environmental themes on all the programs? Use entertainment for substance. You could have a character in prime time making a passionate argument to the American people that we need CO2 taxes to replace the payroll taxes. Your parent company could lobby congress and the President to pass the treaty and save the climate."
Donaghy: "Yes, or... you could put on a silly hat and tell the kids how outsourcing means cheaper toys at Christmas."
Gore: "This is not working for me, Jack."
Greenzo: "All right, let's do this!"
Donaghy: "Jared, what are you doing here?"
Greenzo: "Whoa. Al Gore? What's up?"
Donaghy: "Ah Jared, it's time for you to go."
Greenzo: "No, no! The show must go on! Back off, Jack! Or you'll be Greenzoed! You'll all be Greenzoed!"
Donaghy: "Jared! Jared!"
Lemon: "I--I am so sorry, Mr. Vice President. This all started when Jack..."
Gore: [Whispering] "Quiet! A whale is in trouble. I have to go."














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A whale is in trouble?
November 9, 2007 - 17:57 ET by scamoramaWhat?
Did Al look in a mirror?
Gore: [Whispering] "Quiet!
November 9, 2007 - 18:04 ET by USA4freedomGore: [Whispering] "Quiet! A whale is in trouble. I have to go."
dont worry Rosi can take care of herself..
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
Damn!
November 9, 2007 - 18:05 ET by scamoramaGood!
Wish I'd though of that!
I am so sick of seeing this
November 9, 2007 - 18:19 ET by bigtimerI am so sick of seeing this over-bloated ego-maniacal twit..what a piece of garbage.... he has polluted some of our kids minds let alone this earth with his hot-air drivel...and gets a prize for it...
That's Progressives for ya....hand in hand with the msm driven agenda.
WARMING WARNING! Do not
November 9, 2007 - 18:21 ET by BuffNBoneWARMING WARNING!
Do not under any circumstance get between the Baby Beluga Brothers and a buffet table.
"Fighters are fun but bombers make policy"
...
November 9, 2007 - 18:58 ET by dervishThe Midtown deli owners made out like bandits last week, I'm guessing.
BuffNbone ; LMAO, or their private Jet ride; Carbon spewing
November 10, 2007 - 01:24 ET by upcountrywaterbuggers.
iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..
So when ARE the Russians going to finish the iranian atoms for peace power plant?
Your parent company could
November 9, 2007 - 18:31 ET by motherbeltYour parent company could lobby congress and the President to pass the treaty (Kyoto?added) and save the climate."
Save the climate????? Save the climate from what?
The earth has survived form millions of years without our interference. Is the climate dying? Are we in danger of losing it??
Aren't we sort of playing God, thinking that we can "adjust" the
climate to some ideal condition, when we don't even know what an
"ideal" climate would be? What makes Al Gore, or anyone, for that matter, think they know what the "ideal" climate is? Climate is different all over the world. What if changes in one zone affect another zone adversely? What if the "climate" is already taking so far invisible steps to cool...is it possible we might push things into cooling too much?
This may sound nutty, but I do wonder about trying to mess with nature.
Looking at the picture ...
November 9, 2007 - 18:41 ET by drillanwrNow taking bets on who will burst first ... Baldwin or Gore?
But what if I HATE this
November 9, 2007 - 20:09 ET by wiwfBut what if I HATE this current climate, Al Gore? I don't LIKE IT AT ALL. I want a new one! You know, experimentation.
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
Looks like those two can
November 9, 2007 - 21:06 ET by ahusserLooks like those two can put out a lot of methane. BTW isn't Baldwin supposed to be in France?
Art imitating life, brought
November 9, 2007 - 21:30 ET by RESTLESS 1Art imitating life, brought to a new low.
Btw, does anyone else notice how alike al and al look?
restless
November 9, 2007 - 21:41 ET by botgthey are also neck-n-neck for this years hippo award given to the biggest hypocrite for lifestyles contradicting worldviews
GoHunter08
Well, I am bbqing right now
November 9, 2007 - 22:34 ET by RESTLESS 1Well, I am bbqing right now becaus I like it. The fact that these two hate the concept is an extra perk.
RESTLESS1,
November 9, 2007 - 22:44 ET by Dave RWell, I am bbqing right now...
:-)
PETA
November 9, 2007 - 22:44 ET by botgpeople eating tasty animals
GoHunter08
botg, I hope RESTLESS1 used charcoal. With lots of wood chips.
November 9, 2007 - 22:58 ET by Dave RGas just doesn't cut it, particularly when one is trying to irritate the OwlGores of the world.
dave
November 9, 2007 - 23:03 ET by botgthere must be a joke there somewhere, what with cutting gas and irritating owls
use mesquite chips
GoHunter08
botg,
November 9, 2007 - 23:18 ET by Dave RMaybe he served cheese?
LMAO!
Dave
November 9, 2007 - 23:20 ET by RESTLESS 1That post just will not cut it. ;>)
oh no grommet
November 9, 2007 - 23:21 ET by botgwe are out of CHEESE
GoHunter08
Yes I did, mesquite, and the
November 9, 2007 - 23:11 ET by RESTLESS 1Yes I did, mesquite, and the baby backs came out ridiculously tasty. The fajitas weren't bad either. The whole neighborhood smells great right now. And it is mighty smoky too. ;>)
And it is mighty smoky too.
November 9, 2007 - 23:16 ET by Dave RWhich is as it should be.
Mmmmmm, fajitas. Sounds great.
Yeah, a fajita taco in one
November 9, 2007 - 23:19 ET by RESTLESS 1Yeah, a fajita taco in one hand, a rib in the other. This is livin'. I'll raise a toast to all my NB buddies as soon as I have a free hand.
Guys, we need to start a FoodBusters thread in the forums.
November 9, 2007 - 23:34 ET by Dave RI mean, how often have threads around here been derailed over food. Particularly the grilled variety.
I mean, I am the worst around here when it comes to grilled food derailments. LOL.
You know, we already have a
November 9, 2007 - 23:38 ET by RESTLESS 1You know, we already have a "wood" shed.
Not a bad idea though. Share recipes and things like that. I like it.
Hang loose, guys. I think I have this covered.
November 9, 2007 - 23:41 ET by Dave RBe right back.
No
November 10, 2007 - 02:35 ET by jmad627No restless I noticed the same appalling thing....What an ugly picture.
NBC Green Post -- Fair and Balanced! (for 4 min 32 seconds)
November 9, 2007 - 22:25 ET by w0tmI rarely watch NBC or any of the looney-left MSM. But I happened to
click through NBC a few times this week and got hooked. EVERY show was
flat out funny! Every show was so over the top eco-nutty, I assumed it
was all a huge put-on. Much like the day Rush Limbaugh admitted the
Left was correct and how he had been sooo dumb all these years. He took
rants and raves from callers until one caught on it was a prank and
called him on it.
I assumed what I was watching HAD to be a prank. NO ONE could be
THAT dumb to be swayed by such rank comedy. After watching Algore rush
off like the Caped Crusader declaring "I hear a distant whale in
distress!" I KNEW the entire week was a Rush Limbaugh-type prank. It
was so well done I felt I should compliment NBC on their masterpiece of
high comedy. I found their "Green Week" Web site and posted the
following sincere compliment. I then waited and watched. It stayed on
the site for four minutes and 32 seconds. Wow! They really DO believe
the average person is THAT dumb!
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This entire week is sooo funny! Thank you NBC! I'm the non-emotional
techie-nerd type who carefully read all data with no hidden agenda or
predetermined outcomes and concluded the world's climate is actually
more stable today than at almost any time in natural history.
I couldn't believe it when I heard an entire week of network
programming was going to be devoted to blatant one-sided propaganda on
this or any political issue.
Boy, was I wrong! This week has been sooo funny! All my "green
friends", who have talked about this week of programming since it was
first announced, are now walking around almost in tears believing
they've been made fools of. I guess they have! The skit where Al Gore
hears the sound of a distant whale in distress has been the peak (thus
far). What can top that!? But I bet there are even funnier skits yet to
come!
At the end of the week, I'm guessing Al Gore and many others will
join hands on camera singing "We Are The World" then, in unison, yell
"April Fool's" as this week of brilliant programming ends.
In the very unlikely event this was meant to be serious (you aim for
the lowest common demoninator but even the dumbest among us are not
THIS dumb!) then I'd say your writers are not coming back, no matter
how much you pay them!
Anyway, thanks for the funniest week of programming EVER! I'm watching NBC again from now on! """"
I particularly found the
November 9, 2007 - 22:54 ET by RESTLESS 1I particularly found the "Scrubs" eco tip, the one with the "do not resucitate" order for the terminal patient hilarious. If only all of these eco-nuts would follow suit, then all would be well. :>)
dietary supplelements
November 9, 2007 - 22:32 ET by tenthreeleaderCarbon offsets ... looks like they're not just for breakfast any more.
They're for lunch ... dinner ... noonsies ... elevensies ... teatime snacks ... dessert ... TV-time munchies ... midnight snacks ...
Nice pic, Melissa, but weren't there three stooges?
November 9, 2007 - 22:42 ET by Dave RJess wonderin.'
Anyone here actually watch
November 9, 2007 - 22:44 ET by balboaAnyone here actually watch the episode?
unlike John Coleman we know
November 9, 2007 - 22:49 ET by botgunlike John Coleman we know Al Gore's credentials (or lack thereof) so why would we?
GoHunter08
Just checking. I thought
November 9, 2007 - 22:57 ET by balboaJust checking.
I thought this was a very good episode, showing some of the ridiculousness of the "Green Movement" because I guarantee when the writers heard about this, they thought "This sucks."
The whole Al Gore speech was pretty funny because he was saying what NBC should do, and he was actually doing what he was saying NBC should do.
}}---> Whale needs help
November 10, 2007 - 01:29 ET by Cool ArrowWould that Whale be his mentor's castoff? Would that whale have a blue dress?
Sorry, bal. Got better things to do.
November 9, 2007 - 22:54 ET by Dave RLike watching my dog's fur grow.
Is it possible Al and Alec were seperated at birth?
November 9, 2007 - 23:00 ET by Dave RI mean, it would explain a lot.
Its going to be fun...
November 10, 2007 - 03:53 ET by Parker1227...watching the many different causes now hitching a ride on the AGW train, desperately disassociating themselves once the AGW scam is shown for what it is - rank politics.
"Mr. Vice
November 10, 2007 - 10:39 ET by Seabeach4348"Mr. Vice President"?????
Green Peacocks
November 11, 2007 - 00:43 ET by Alan McIntireI cannot believe that NBC would touting their own suicide. Assuming for the sake of argument that they're correct, then we must cut CO2 emissions by 80% to reach carbon neutrality. Cutting emissions by that much is pretty drastic. The natural conclusion is to start by cutting
needless luxuries, like watching TV, rather than necessities like eating and getting to work each day. Doesn't NBC realize that they'll go down the tubs if their propaganda is taken to heart?- A. McIntire
Presuming they're correct
November 11, 2007 - 00:45 ET by BlondeThey should just go off the air, yes?
Of course, that works for me.
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive