It's Friday which means another episode of our new comedy show "NewsBusted" is ready!
This week, we take you on a trip into the twilight zone: a parody left-wing version of the show filled with bumpersticker slogans and Bush-bashing. I can't wait to see how many YouTube liberals wander in and rate it 5 stars not knowing what they're seeing!
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This one flopped Nuke em
October 12, 2007 - 08:13 ET by Dan The Man 2This one flopped
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
I really enjoyed it
October 12, 2007 - 08:37 ET by bigtimerI really enjoyed it Dan...my nuclear arms are still laughing as I post this.
Funny how humor varies with each of us...all in the ear of the behoder I guess...lol.
I think the gal does a much better job with her delivery than the guy does too.
I hope you keep this on for awhile yet, as it seems to improve each week.
Hope others take the time to post and rate the video on Youtube to fight the leftists over there...lol.
Ill watch it later when Im
October 12, 2007 - 08:41 ET by Dan The Man 2Ill watch it later when Im awake more, the nuke arms was kinda funny but Im sick of commie pinko orgs like MoveOn. I guess my frame of reference is skewed now. They are getting better, but this one still looked bad.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
I agree Dan. The low-rent
October 12, 2007 - 09:20 ET by JasonCI agree Dan. The low-rent Tina Fey pseudo-Weekend Update angle is transparent and the jokes are offensively bad. Anyone who actually uses those well-worn bumper sticker sentiments without irony would be laughed out of a serious discussion, even amongst left-of-center folks.
Why does conservative humor always seem so derivative of liberal humor?
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
Oh come on now Jason
October 12, 2007 - 09:42 ET by Dee BunkFirst it's not a News show like Tina Fey. It's a newsbusting show. It makes fun of things in the news.
And don't tell me people would be laughed out of serious discussion with any of those sentiments. I hear it from people all the time in real life. They make the same stupid jokes and vicious statements about Bush over and over again.
In fact, this newsbusted episode could have just mispronounced nuclear and the libs would be laughing at it for years. They don't care if third world dictators aquire nuclear weapons, but pronuciation is sacred. Only the devil himself would mispronounce it.
First of all, you must hang
October 12, 2007 - 13:09 ET by JasonCFirst of all, you must hang out with some seriously herd-like liberals if they still think shopworn phrases with all the ideological oomph of a dime-store bumper sticker carry any sort of merit. Like Toby Keith and his sad belief that country music should be about inserting boots into asses in response to 9/11, the liberals you're citing here are clearly idiots.
I'd argue that Bush's mispronunciations and (apparently hereditary) proclivity toward mangling the most basic of syntactic structures is indeed indicative of fairly major problems. This is what happens when people vote for candidates with whom they would like to have a beer and watch the ol' stock cars drive in a circle 300 times rather than someone articulate and thoughtful. It's a lot more damning than what Hillary's laugh sounds like, that's for sure.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
I'll take someone who
October 12, 2007 - 17:38 ET by JerryI'll take someone who mangles the English language (Bush) over someone who mangles the Constitution (Clinton) any day of the week.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
being articulate is no measure of thoughtfulness or honesty
October 12, 2007 - 18:12 ET by Dee Bunkbut a fake laugh is. I've known many very smart people who are not great orators or writers. The two have little to do with each other. Look at all the Hollywood actors who can imitate sophisticated people despite having no education themselves. Bush is much smarter than most of the people who mock him.
Are you saying that you don't think Hurricane Katrina or the bridge collapse are Bush's fault? I don't know any liberals who don't.
And just take the very first joke about the movie; you don't agree that a movie will have instant success with liberals if it Bash's Bush or conservatives? I've had liberals admit that Inconvient Truth was boring (but they loved it for the message) and Who Killed the Electric car wasn't just misleading and false but poorly edited and very amateurish yet still widely popular. Michael Moore's sicko was criticized by Canadians and proven to be not representative of Cuba's healthcare and people are still seeing it in droves.
You must live in a Red State or not near a big City or something because here in Chicago, the types of things mentioned are a normal occurence.
I've known many very smart people who are not great orators..."
October 12, 2007 - 18:20 ET by Chris NormanDee,
Agreed. To your list, I would add - "or debators". Doing well in a debate only proves that one is a good debator. Jimmy Carter was a fairly good debator and we saw the disaster he inflicted on the country...
Agree Chris
October 12, 2007 - 18:52 ET by Dee BunkEveryone has different skills and liberals love to demean anyone who doesn't have one they do.
I have to run to my Suburban Soccer mom liberal bunko group! I'm all riled up so it should be fun. Have a good weekend everyone.
Jason, somehow, I expected
October 12, 2007 - 09:56 ET by bassndudeJason, somehow, I expected a reaction like that from you. Face it, humor is humor unless your a liberal, and liberals dont like folks making fun of liberals. Its ok tho.
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
Actually, funny is funny,
October 12, 2007 - 13:13 ET by balboaActually, funny is funny, and this wasn't funny.
Exactly. A woman wearing
October 12, 2007 - 13:21 ET by JasonCExactly. A woman wearing an Xed out W shirt and saying liberal cliches, one of which (nuclear 'arms') are like 40 years old, is not funny. There was no sense of irony, deprecation, or, um, humor. I'm sure there's a way to effectively mock those silly liberal neologisms (though again, a lot of them weren't so neo), but this played it way too straight.
But hey, whatever makes you laugh. Some people think that Cable Guy comedian is a riot.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
The writers need to watch
October 12, 2007 - 13:26 ET by balboaThe writers need to watch "The Sunshine Boys."
Well, of course liberals wouldn't think it funny
October 12, 2007 - 17:40 ET by RJThey're used to conservative parody. Liberal parody makes 'em nervous.
No, liberal parody would
October 12, 2007 - 22:21 ET by balboaNo, liberal parody would make me laugh...if it was funny. This wasn't.
She was not "mocking"
October 12, 2007 - 17:45 ET by JerryShe was not "mocking" liberals, she was imitating liberals.... Bush's fault... Bush sucks... Bush is Hitler... Bush can't talk... Bush is a monkey.... Blah, blah, blah, ad nauseum... It's not our fault that you find no humor in liberal hate.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"President Evil." C'mon,
October 15, 2007 - 08:47 ET by Hero Squad"President Evil." C'mon, there was some funny stuff in this one. It had a great subtle undertone, how liberals rail against anything, but are for nothing.
*****
"I heart famous people."
My comment
October 12, 2007 - 11:04 ET by sarcasmoWas more positive than that, and it got nuked. Anyway, yes, this one flopped. I really wish it had been better, but the struggle continues...And I still think a "Star Search" type format might be worth a try. (Note to editors: when you nuke on-topic comments that are not offensive, you look petty and stupid. Stop trying to shape the debate, this series kinda sucks in the comedy department, and your oversensitivity to this obvious suckiness is getting unintentionally-funny!)
JMR
Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.
While watching, I kept
October 12, 2007 - 08:37 ET by bassndudeWhile watching, I kept wondering who has been hanging out at MoveOn? They should like this one. It is exactly how they think.
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
Mornin' bass... I was
October 12, 2007 - 08:47 ET by bigtimerMornin' bass...
I was thinking the same thing...That's why I liked it sooo much...
What a great, humorous, slap in the face to them and all their leftist ilk!
This Newsbusted was pretty brave considering the Google
October 12, 2007 - 09:46 ET by Dee Bunkthing with moveon. I wonder if they will try to get this taken off for copyright infringement?
The fact that you all
October 12, 2007 - 13:11 ET by JasonCThe fact that you all actually think this is the level of discourse at which most liberals operate is exactly why you got trounced in 2006 and will once more in 2008.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
It's called parody
October 12, 2007 - 13:19 ET by Matthew SheffieldMost liberals don't talk like that, however, the ones I've talked to on the streets at protests are almost as bad as this.
You know the type: Late fifties, never shower, car plastered with enough bumperstickers to totally block the rear windshield. These folks are truly nuts. Everything is all about them. Got fired from work? Bush's fault. Breakup? Former SO not radical enough.
I've been around these people a lot. They're crazy enough about their beliefs to be willing to camp out on the street in front of the White House for years.
OK, but I have almost never
October 12, 2007 - 13:24 ET by JasonCOK, but I have almost never encountered this "type" outside of parodic fictional representations and maybe the occasional bus stop schizophrenic in downtown Boston. Just sayin'
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
Also, I've made a point of
October 12, 2007 - 13:25 ET by JasonCAlso, I've made a point of never attending a large-scale liberal protest, so maybe I'm missing out on a pretty solid representative sample of what you're talking about.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
Matthew and Jason - Illinois must have all the Kooks then
October 12, 2007 - 13:56 ET by Dee Bunkbecause I hear Kooky things all the time. My mother in law who's very liberal, college educated and Christian had the nerve to complain about a Blind Boys of Alabama show here in my town because she said she didn't appreciate the preaching. I asked her what she expected from a gospel group. Give me a break! And she is a Christian!!!! A Christian complaining about Christian preaching????. AC/DC doesn't bother her (or me either) talking about a Highway to Hell.
Then I have a Buddhist relative who I just got into an argument with due to the opening of a Planned Parenthood facility near my house and she actually thinks that people should not be allowed to protest it because abortion is legal. Hello!!!!! The right to protest would be nothing if you could only protest illegal things. I asked how it was different from the anti-war protests and she said because those were peaceful. I reminded her how her and I considered taking a train into the city because one was planned on an evening when we had tickets to a play and the one the week before had caused a lot of trouble because the people blocked traffic, pounded on cars and physically harmed people. No person or car was harmed at the PP one. She conveniently forgot and argued that none of that happened at the War protest. This family member is college educated and very wealthy.
Every liberal I know thinks Hurricane Katrina was Bush's fault and I don't know many hippies, other than myself. They all demonize him.
Your definition of "terms"
October 12, 2007 - 15:20 ET by KeithDear Dee
Your mother in law is not Christian, she merely thinks she is. NO ONE is a Christian without being BORN AGAIN. Period. (John 3:1-8) You must be baptized properly, (acts 2:38) and filled with the spirit of the Holy Ghost. ( acts 2:4, 38, 4:12, 10:40-48, 19:1-6, etc) You are not Christian because you say you are, you are not Christian because you follow a narrowly defined set of rules, although this too, is necessary. You are ONLY a Christian once you have REPENTED of your sins and received an ANSWER from Jesus Christ in the form of having your language changed ( tongues). I realize that many will say this is "dogmatic", "legalistic" or some other compromised term that makes them feel better. But if you believe the bible to be the expressed will of God, then the record in that bible is clear. The Apostles of Christ ONLY baptized people in the name of Jesus Christ, NOT in the empty titles of "Father, Son, & Holy Ghost", having the superior understanding that "all of the Godhead dwelt bodily in Jesus" (Col 2:8,9). The false baptism was started by the FALSE CHURCH prophesied by Paul to Timothy, here (1Tim 4:1-4) in this prophecy Paul warns Timothy of an Apostate (false) Church that will arise, once the Apostles are out of the way (dead). He also gives SPECIFIC ways that you will recognize the false church so that you won't be deceived. The two signs mentioned in the prophecy are that the false church would, A. FORBID PEOPLE TO MARRY and B. WOULD COMMAND PEOPLE TO ABSTAIN FROM CERTAIN FOODS. From the date of this writing the only church that has ever done BOTH of these things is the Catholic Church. Priests and nuns cannot MARRY and Catholics must abstain from MEAT on Friday.
This is why they break commandments each time they pray to Mary or Peter or whomever is NOT named JESUS CHRIST! This is the reason that they cause you to SIN everytime you address some priest as "Father" or didn't you know that your Lord Jesus Christ EXPRESSELY FORBID DOING THAT? Matt 23:9. You have been hoodwinked sir, bamboozled and led astray, you have no concept of what Christianity is or how to recognize it when you see it. Mere worship of Christ does NOT make one "Christian" or else this wouldn't be in the bible...
Matt 7:21- 23
21Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Notice how fake preachers always misquote scripture which seems to say that "all you have to do is call on the name of the Lord and you'll be saved? Well, Jesus was quite specific in saying that it is possible to both "call on His name" and to "worship" Him, IN VAIN.
MATT 15:8,9
8This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN. period. John 3:1-8. Don't jump to John 3:16 where it generally speaks of salvation and neglect all that came before it, wherein the subject of salvation is broken down into specifics. i.e John 3:1-8. God bless you.
P.S. The reason that I've gone into great detail documenting what the Bible says against the Catholic Church is because their leaven has spread over all of Christiandom. The churches that came out of the Catholic Church, ( Baptists, Protestant, Lutheran, Episcopalian, Methodist) ALL retain their false baptisms that they took with them when they left the Catholic church and NONE of them, except First Baptists in the south, teach proper reception of the Holy Spirit, like the Apostles received it!! Acts 2:4
Debra Smith? Is that you?
October 12, 2007 - 15:28 ET by RJUm, Keith, thanks for the sermon, but we have Forums for this kind of off-topic rant.
I think you're posting on
October 12, 2007 - 15:29 ET by Chris NormanI think you're posting on the wrong site, pal.
Ooooooh, cut 'n pasting
October 12, 2007 - 16:34 ET by JasonCOoooooh, cut 'n pasting from the Bible. Bravo.
"He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous
pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself
and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte
Seems to make you more likely to reply Jason - Maybe I'll try it
October 12, 2007 - 16:38 ET by Dee BunkDon't you think two NB's addressing it was enough? And unlike my comment his wasn't directed at you.
That's Mister Racist,
October 12, 2007 - 09:40 ET by Lord ElicaniThat's Mister Racist, Sexist, Homophobic Warmonger to you, lady!
The 'War is not the answer' one was fairly funny.
Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet?
Late
October 12, 2007 - 10:16 ET by BigBThis does not pertain to the current BUsteD thingy...but the last one...Why did you rank out Stephen(Steven?) Baldwin??? The rest of the brood I can see....but it seems to me he's the only one that isn't a complete retarded tool...
so in the voice of Nancy Kerrigan.."WHhhhhyyyyy!!!!'
Now, this might sting just a little bit.....
I commented on the Baldwin thing on Youtube
October 12, 2007 - 10:23 ET by Dee BunkI think they just made a mistake. They probably were thinking of William.
Well done!
October 12, 2007 - 13:26 ET by GalvanicA great episode, folks. Terrific jab at a group which considers itself hip, but will never catch the parody.
THis ONE SUCKS
October 12, 2007 - 14:52 ET by KeithIf we wanted to listen to the liberal comedy we'd watch Bill Maher, he's better at it than you are, trust me. And why precisely do you feel the need to present the "other side"? This is a sickness of equanimity which runs through conservatives but which doesn't plague libs at ALL! BOOOOOOOOO! We do NOT want to hear LIBTARD comedy! We've got Jay Leno for that.
We really need to find
October 12, 2007 - 17:07 ET by liberal_bug_zapperWe really need to find funny comics to help us here as both people you've had doing this are not at all funny. The jokes could be better as well. Anyone think of asking Evan Sayet to write some of the jokes, or even asking him to guest host. Rushing into this with people who have worse comic timing than a broken clock is a very bad idea.
One big problem that we have is that we're not into cruel and sadistic humor like the libs... they think it's funny to tell jokes about killing the President or about raping his daughters or worse... we just don't think that way. Their humor is antagonistic and cruel.
Rush Limbaugh is a good example of someone who can really get good and funny digs in at the other side. I would say that rather than trying to be a straight person telling the news, make it a funny person who laughs a lot. Make the joke telling more personal... jokes are funny when they have some element of truth to them... not when everything you tell is the truth... it just sounds like a stiff newscast.
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Today's NewsBusted MoveOn.org was funny!
October 12, 2007 - 17:36 ET by RJFinally had enought time to listen to it and I laughed all the way through.
I've seen some of the negative comments, and, frankly, I don't know how any conservative could not laugh at the way it showcased the knee-jerk shibboleths of the left. Good one!
Nice stuff! I really
October 12, 2007 - 19:02 ET by wiwfNice stuff! I really enjoyed this one.
And lol@keith. What a n00b.
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
teeheehee
October 12, 2007 - 19:14 ET by lbcdawn