Schultz: I'll Make Mike Pence 'Pray To The Porcelain God'
Just when you thought Ed Schultz couldn't get any grosser . . .
On his MSNBC show this evening, Schultz bragged that by the time he was done with Mike Pence, the GOP congressman from Indiana would be "praying to the porcelain god."
Schultz made his vulgar boast in a tease for a subsequent "Psycho Talk" segment in which the MSNBC host took Pence to task for suggesting that Joe the Plumber had it right in 2008.
We can imagine that—far from embracing the bowl—Mike Pence is laughing at Ed . . . and thanking him for the free plug. Here's Ed, who—as you'll note—commits yet another gaffe, calling Pence "Senator" before a producer in his ear presumably corrects his latest bungle.
ED SCHULTZ: Coming up, Senator Mike Pence--Congressman Mike Pence--is looking to Joe the Plumber for advice on the economy. This guy Pence is clogged up with nothing but Psycho Talk. Well you know what? He's going to be praying to the porcelain god when I'm done with him in the Zone.
Nota Bene: Pence wasn't a guest on the show. Schultz merely played a video clip of the congressman. Cheap valor, bragging of reducing someone to the bowl when you're not confronting him man-to-man.
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Couldn't get any grosser?
Submitted by jdlybrand on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 9:21pm.
C'mon Mike. Grosser is a career move for this guy!
"What a revoltin' development this is!"
Chester Riley
Bingo!
Submitted by sanderson13 on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:45am.
http://www.hiyoooo.com/
Rim shot!
Submitted by Mark Finkelstein on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:51am.
Rim shot!
Sorry
Submitted by jdlybrand on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 8:43am.
I meant Mark. :-)
"What a revoltin' development this is!"
Chester Riley
If I were forced to watch Sgt. Schultz's show...
Submitted by Dave. on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 9:23pm.
...and then forced to write about it, I'd be worshiping the 'Porcelain God.'
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Makes one wonder about
Submitted by BD on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 9:29am.
Makes one wonder about Shultz's ability to form logical thought.
He apparently equates the following logic train "Appearance on Shultz show = Vomitus = good for Shultz" as being a positive for this show?
What the hell?
It is like saying "Come on my show and suffer dysentary". It is just not a good thing to quate your show with it, is it Edward?
I''m sure Pence
Submitted by GregE on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 9:46pm.
I'm sure Pence would shake in his shoes if he knew Ed was talking about him.
conservative rhetoric
Submitted by Agnostic on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 9:53pm.
Media - The conservatives continue with their combative rhetoric and their negative comments.
eh?
Submitted by GregE on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 9:59pm.
eh?
Sarcasm? Just checking....
Submitted by BD on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 9:04am.
Sarcasm? Just checking....
Fat Eddie makes me want to pray to the porcelain god!
Submitted by Mary Louise Turner on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 9:57pm.
Fat (and Crazy) Eddie is such a disgusting moron that his face alone wants to make me pray to the "porcelain god"!
"Psycho Talk"?
Submitted by LibertyAtStake on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:16pm.
Isn't that what we get every time Special Ed opens his gaping yap?
http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/
"Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"
Medication alert
Submitted by TexasMom0517 on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:21pm.
PLEASE, someone, put lithium in the water at MSNBC!
Do the liberals really listen
Submitted by Wiederholen Sie on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:27pm.
Do the liberals really listen to this guy for news?
Widerholen
Submitted by Jerry Mack on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:26pm.
Check out his ratings and you will see that only relatives and people seeking comic relief watch his show.
When Schultzie talks tough he
Submitted by Chris Norman on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:29pm.
When Schultzie talks tough he reminds me of some rough character in an old movie - oh, yeah - this guy.
Tough guy?
Submitted by Cactus Kurt on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:55pm.
"Tough guy" Ed Schultz? What a hoot. That tub of goo doesn't have the cojones to confront Pence (or anyone else) so he hides behind mommy's skirt (MSNBC). Ed must be drinking before his show again. C'mon Ed, bring it.
*imitating Groucho Marx* I'm
Submitted by bretzysdude on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:15pm.
*imitating Groucho Marx* I'm sure his looks would make anyone pray to the Porcelain god.
But, how many people saw him
Submitted by Dingbat on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:24pm.
But, how many people saw him saw this? Probably more here.
Suggestion
Submitted by Jerry Mack on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:33pm.
Suggestion for Cnn and Msdnc to increase ratings. Put Spitzer, Parker and Shultz together and broadcast it on both networks at the same time. They could call it Whoremonger, Rino and Fat Ed. This would encrease both shows ratings by the hundreds.
Off Topic...
Submitted by bkeyser on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:32pm.
Page views and comment count on the home page? Permanent addition, I hope...
Bk, looks like changes*
Submitted by cajun2 on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:43pm.
NB must be doing something right. Have you noticed the spammers tonight? Musta been something Noel said....;-)
Yeah caj
Submitted by bkeyser on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:46pm.
We've been spam bombed by mutliples tonight.
There's also a brand new class of freshman here- most of them are between the DADT and Roger Ebert threads. Social libs following the lib lame-duck talking points. Sad bunch of sheep, really.
bk, Why do I have this
Submitted by Chris Norman on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:29am.
bk,
Why do I have this strange urge to go and buy a pair of Nikes?
Bk*
Submitted by cajun2 on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:52pm.
This means that the GLTransi groups are spending a lot of money spinning their agenda. Which leads me to believe these are sto' bought trolls. Either that are Eberts pokeno friends all decided to come to his defense....;-)
caj
Submitted by bkeyser on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:00am.
Either way, it's orchestrated, for sure.
Cajun nails it again
Submitted by Denny Crane on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 1:39am.
It's getting gooey in here with all the sto' bought troll goup
We Are The 53%
Mo more sittin' on the
Submitted by Ashrak on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:06pm.
No more sittin' on the fence.
In 2012, vote for Palin/Pence
What Does Ed Know?
Submitted by stratman on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:22am.
Shlitz seems the kind of guy whose breath smells of bar nuts, scotch and vomit. So, yeah, he would know a lot about "praying to the porcelain god".
IMO, Mark Finklestein can skip ahead in the line to Heaven for watching this bloated bag of sun-ripened haggis on our behalf.
Day-um, strat---
Submitted by matthewdean on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:31am.
Your first para narrows my resume' down to two sentences, and your third sentence is 'zackly right!
MD
Zackly's
Submitted by stratman on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 1:07am.
LOL!
Edweirdo graduated Summa Cum Stupid with a major in No Self Esteem and earned a PhD in Assclown from Useful Tool U.
Tough
Submitted by grammajane on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:31am.
Is this the tub of lard that was going to burn up his co-workers??
Ed who?
Submitted by Cowboy on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 1:06am.
Ed who?
Sargent Schultz is a joke.
Submitted by NotFondOfLibs on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 1:14am.
Sargent Schultz is a joke. How long is it going to take MessNBC to take this 1 ring clown off the air? Is there anyone alive who admits to being part of his audience? If this guy were any more pathetic, liberals would be canonizing him.
Fly
Submitted by nkviking75 on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 2:05am.
When Ed threatens anyone, it's like a fly threatening to destroy a semi by slamming into it.
“Always love your country — but never trust your government!" -- Bob Novak (1931-2009)
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
With his ratings, how is he
Submitted by Cowboy on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:48am.
With his ratings, how is he on the air even on MSNBC? Are they trying to make the cost of the network lower to be able to sell it ?
Just looking.....
Submitted by Ozconservative on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:12am.
at the Sarges ugly, fat, bullfrog face is enough to make anyone worship the porcelain god
Ed can't even carry on a coherent conversation
Submitted by TheHistorian on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:51am.
Pence would want to vomit after about a five minute interview with Schultz. The big fat oaf cannot carry on a coherent conversation with himself.
Pence is right BTW; Joe the Plumber got Obama to reveal himself, but the lieberals like Ed cannot stand the fact that he was really unmasked. Ed, what part of what Joe Wurzelbacher said is untrue about Obama and how is it untrue? And what part of what Obama said was a lie? Joe, as a small businessman, should be a part of the advisory team to the Republicans. Dump large business; they are trying to stand with Obama, so they have made their bed in the Democrat camp; let them live there.
Dennis Prager
Joe the non Plumber is a moron
Submitted by goldwaterfan on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 7:01am.
Why is Rep. Pence holding him up as a great economist? It was a really stupid thing for Pence to say.
Amanda Carrington
Speaking of moron
Submitted by sentry_99 on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 7:15am.
What makes you think Pence is "holding him up as a great economist"? It's a really stupid thing for you to say.
This just in from AP
Submitted by DontFeedTheTrolls on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 7:31am.
This just in from AP:
Michelle Obama stated this morning she will be promoting a new health and safety initiative. Ms Obama said "I recently saw the grossly obese Ed Schultz, who I think hosts a TV show, get into a small, private plane and take off while I was exiting Air Force One and I must say I was truly frightened. A pilot of that extreme girth is a hazard to the health of the nation! If he fell out of the sky I don't know how many of our poor citizens would be killed, plus the possible damage to our infrastructure is unimaginable." Ms Obama is going to ask her husband to pass legislation that will regulate the weight of pilots of private airplanes to some reasonable level.
Ed Schultz = political coward
Submitted by Beukeboom on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 10:22am.
Ed Schultz = political coward + intellectually & morally bankrupt
Shultz is so freaking stupid!!
Submitted by Patriot II on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 11:06am.
He is not even qualified to wipe his own butt!! And so is MSNBC for keeping the vermin around!!!
Everyone in the same room:
Submitted by ah64mtp on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 11:58am.
Sgt. Scheiße Leiter: Considering that your listening audience consists of only those unfortunate souls that have to broadcast your show, if I were you, I would consider myself lucky.Bar fight still on the table, Fat Eddie.
Submitted by Newsbubba on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 12:19pm.
I'll (once again) invite the slob and his MSNBC buddies to a friendly bar fight with my drinking buddies and me any time he likes. We're old, mostly vets, and hopelessly out of shape, but feel certain that we can take the likes of Special Ed, Keefie, Prissy Chrissy, Dingle Berry Larry, and any others that he wants to invite to attend.
Same rules apply. This isn't a threat, but rather a wager to see who buys after the "contest." Bring everything you've got lard ass, except Maddow. We've been discussing it, and she still scares the hell out of us. The rest of you, not so much.
By the way, any of you posters who meet the qualifications (old, out of shape, drink too much) are welcome to join in. Don't even think about it if you're some young stud who can actually land a punch. We want them to have a fair chance, unlike the way they ambush their guests, or treat their targets of scorn.
Also, any of you ladies who feel the need to beat the crap out of a sissy liberal are welcome.
So, come on Eddie. I heard you wuz a foobol playa.
Today, after I finished
Submitted by DWoSD on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 2:19pm.
Today, after I finished taking a cenk, I read this article and immediately had to run outside and shultz in the bushes.