The MSNBC promo bills the network as "the place for politics." Looks like it's the place for rib-ticklin' comedy, too. Check out Keith Olbermann's side-splitter from the ad:
KEITH OLBERMANN: This is one of those turning-point-in-history American elections. We as citizens must at some point ignore partisanship. Not that we may prosper as a nation, not that we may achieve, not that we may lead the world, but that merely, we may function.VOICEOVER: MSNBC: The place for politics.
View video here.
Let's see if I understand Olbermann: forget about American exceptionalism. We need to become non-partisan simply to get by. Inspiring stuff! In any case, what should we make of the spectacle of the most bitterly partisan man in television preachily instructing us to ignore partisanship?
Keith will be at the Laff Shack all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
September 1, 2008 - 12:27 ET by SouthernRootsI am so glad that such an fine example of non-partisanship has finally stood up to make us realize how far astray we have gone.
It is now time to follow his lead and turn away from the dark side.
Or something like that.
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. - J.B. Books (John Wayne)
"Non partisanship" as in....
September 1, 2008 - 13:09 ET by wnaegele...all Republicans vote for The Obama.
Keith Olbermann is an American Hero
September 1, 2008 - 14:29 ET by allamericandudeHe is the best thing that ever happened to American journalism since the great Edward R. Murrow who exposed the lunacy of that fascist Joe McCarthy. I honor and respect Keith because he is the only guy in the corrupt US media who is holding the Bush Regime accountable for it criminal actions. Keith is a great asset to our Democracy. He deserves a purple heart for standing up and defending our civil liberties as America citizens.
I thank MSNBC for giving Mr. Olbermann the opportunity to fight for America nightly on his program. If it wasn't for Keith the Bush Regime would have gotten away with so many things. A Regime that wants to shred our constitution and make us all less safe CANNOT be left unchallenged. Thank God that my hero has been holding their feet to fire every step of the way. Keith is a thorn in their side. No wonder Darth Vader Cheney made note of his program Countdown at a recent White House Press Corps Gala. Keith keeps the enemies of Democracy up at night. They are forever plotting how to defeat him but they shall never prevail for whosoever God has blessed, let no man curse.
If I were a bettin' man,
September 1, 2008 - 14:47 ET by BlazerIf I were a bettin' man, I'd say a.a.d. is Keith Ubernutt. Heck, Keith trolls the gutter at Kos no reason to believe this overblown narcisist wouldn't shake his pom-poms here.
C'mon a.a.d. are you friggin' seious ? Reality called, they want' you to please take your Lithium.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Yeah, Blazer, I kept
September 1, 2008 - 15:53 ET by Indiana JoeYeah, Blazer, I kept looking for the /sarc/ in that post.
But it was good for a laugh.
Superman?
September 1, 2008 - 15:49 ET by NorthCoasterNOT!
Line Him Up
September 1, 2008 - 15:58 ET by NoMoreClintons"He deserves a purple heart for standing up and defending our civil liberties as America citizens."
Your reference to the Purple Heart is disgraceful and an insult to every veteran ever wounded in combat. Actually, I think the lunatic should be tried for treason. And you know what happens to traitors, don't you?
Say What?
September 1, 2008 - 12:28 ET by rammingspeedOlbermann is further screaming his way out of the business. Bill Maher gave him clear warning about his act, and Olbermann reacts by getting even worse. He acts as though he is mentally ill and in immediate need of intervention.
Olbermann and Maher Rule!
September 1, 2008 - 14:48 ET by allamericandudeGive me a break. Maher adores Olbermann. Bill is a comedian, I found his critique funny because I know it's comedy but at the end of the day we are all on the same page. We all thoroughly enjoy sticking it to the evil Republicans. If you think Keith has been acerbic in some of things he has to say about the right, wait till you what Maher has dished out against the Bush Regime over the years. Make no mistake, we here on the left hold nothing back when it comes to gutting our enemies.
Waiting... for 8 years!
September 1, 2008 - 15:57 ET by Indiana JoeOh, no, the vast left-wing conspiracy is going to gut us all! HELP!
LMAO! :^D
"at some point"
September 1, 2008 - 12:31 ET by Dr_Liberty"We as citizens must at some point ignore partisanship."
for Keithy Weithy, that point is after a Dem is in the White House and the Dems have supermajorities in the Senate and House.
<insert witty signature here>
at some point "of my choosing"
September 1, 2008 - 13:09 ET by mom_rox(Rihar also referred to this in a later post). Olbermannian double-speak
We should have a Meet the Press forum where the media is interviewed.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944
Way to go Keith!
September 1, 2008 - 15:06 ET by allamericandudeIs there a network more partisan that fox news? none that I can think of. Fox has long staked its claim as the penis for the RNC and has made sticking it to the Dems its primary objective. MSNBC is hardly partisan with the likes of conservatives like Joe Scarborough, Tucker Carlson and Pat Buchanan. There is no liberal alternative on Fox, all their programs lean so far to the right, they are almost approaching fascism.
Keith is right, we as citizens must indeed at some point ignore partisanship. If the Republicans at the fox nutwork would heed this advice, the media would be a lot more trustworthy. We all know what party Roger Ailes bow to so that will never happen. My advice to my hero Mr. Olbermann is this: keep doing what you do best - continue sticking it to the wicked Republicans. Fox news should disarm first then we'll consider our options, but for now Go get 'em Keith!
hmmm
September 1, 2008 - 16:10 ET by i was just thinkingThat's just silly.
RIGHHHHHHT!
September 1, 2008 - 16:54 ET by NorthCoasterNOT!
You are aware that Facism
September 1, 2008 - 17:53 ET by James2306You are aware that Facism is far left next to communism right??
Pacifism is a luxury bought with the blood of the valorous
LOL
September 1, 2008 - 12:32 ET by well99What next a commercial from the KKK on racial harmony?
Or, Nancy Pelosi
September 1, 2008 - 12:52 ET by JerryOr, Nancy Pelosi encouraging people to avoid plastic surgery.
Or, Bill Clinton telling people to be faithful in marriage.
Or, Hitler telling people to treat the Jews with love and kindness.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
lol
September 1, 2008 - 13:01 ET by well99Amazing.MSNBC and KOed are so full of it.No integrity at all.
LOL 2
September 1, 2008 - 15:14 ET by allamericandudeI can't find anything more laughable than fox news' "fair and balanced slogan" It's like the Nazis saying they are "racially inclusive".
LOL3
September 1, 2008 - 15:54 ET by JerryI can't find anything more laughable than a leftist commie using a "allamericandude" moniker. It's like Jeffery Dahmer signing on as Ghandi.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
LOL4
September 1, 2008 - 16:02 ET by BlazerHe Should really change his name to " allamericasscrewed".
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
LOL5
September 1, 2008 - 16:31 ET by allamericandudeI can't find anything more laughable than right wing fascists acting like they love American Democracy when their real aim is to destroy it. It's like Adolph Hitler signing on as Abraham Lincoln. Up yours!
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September 1, 2008 - 16:46 ET by KJ_sezTypical libtard parrot. No comment of substance - just personal attacks. You might want to leave out the Fascist references next time - you see, Fascism is a form of Socialism, and is a left-wing Libtard concept. I'd say you should attempt to educate yourself, but any effort to do so - on your or your instructors' parts - would be futile.
I demand real change - force a Democrat to speak the truth!
LOL ! Hitler was a
September 1, 2008 - 16:47 ET by BlazerLOL !
Hitler was a Socialist (liberal) !
Abraham Lincoln was a Republican and for that matter so was Martin Luther King, but of course you knew that allready before you spewed that utter nonesense.
Your too funny......and easy picken's too !
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
LOL Redux
September 1, 2008 - 17:02 ET by BlondeYou bring up Hitler first.....you LOSE, Buckwheat!
DKos talking points get even funnier in the repetition.
Sheesh, we need a better class of troll, here.
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
Alla(h) mericanDud, I
September 1, 2008 - 17:09 ET by JerryAlla(h) mericanDud,
I love America, not American Democracy, especially as defined by the democrat party. Democracy is 3 wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. Works great if you are a wolf. Thankfully, we are a representative republic.
"Up yours"? Is that the best you can do? Your KOSmonaut Komrades will never forgive you for not tossing in a few gratuitous obscenities.
And spare me the pretense of being offended. You show up spewing all kinds of off-topic nonsense and are surprised to be called out? Please.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Is Olberman going to be...
September 1, 2008 - 12:33 ET by Dr_Libertyworking Sunday Night Football again this year?
(I can only imagine that Madden is royal perturbed at Olby. Good thing they aren't in the same booth or studio.)
<insert witty signature here>
Well that will open up Monday night for me
September 1, 2008 - 14:43 ET by txcoWell, that will open Monday nights up for something other than football for me...same as last year.
by the way, I don't want anyone for the political arena broadcasting sports...right or left.
I love watching Keith on Sunday Night Football
September 1, 2008 - 15:19 ET by allamericandudeI can't wait for the season to start. I missed Keith throughout the Olmypics because I know he is such a great sportscaster. The thing that is so phenomenal about Keith is that he is such a multi-talented guy. He a sporstcaster, a journalist, an anchor, a pundit, and a defender of civil liberties all in one. America could not have found a greater treasure than Mr. Olbermann. The guy just rocks!
"American Treasure "
September 1, 2008 - 15:24 ET by Blazer"American Treasure " ?
More like American Tratior.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
aad... Earth to
September 1, 2008 - 15:25 ET by bigtimeraad...
Earth to aad...Earth to aad...
Not only are you a troll, but one in need of immediate help with reality.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
BT, AAD is a troll and
September 1, 2008 - 15:45 ET by Dan The Man 2BT, AAD is a troll and wants to do nothing but stir the pot and watch it boil. We should ignore "it" until the posts are more intelligent.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
Kookie
September 1, 2008 - 15:50 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsHere's a tale of superdude Keith going off the deep end.
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Geez, dude, get a room!
September 1, 2008 - 15:58 ET by Indiana JoeGeez, dude, get a room!
Reach for the stars, MSNBC style
September 1, 2008 - 12:33 ET by SickofLibs..."but that merely we may function"...truly inspiring.
At least we'll still have our autonomic nervous systems.
Lol! He's got high
September 1, 2008 - 16:10 ET by JerryLol! He's got high hopes... he's got high hopes..
Maybe, just maybe, someday, after successfully "functioning" under democrat control for several decades, we can achieve the international greatness of Cuba. Hey, we can dream, can't we?
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Doesn't Keith
September 1, 2008 - 12:34 ET by Dr_Libertyhave a "Big Brother" (1984 Orwell) quality to him in that screen shot? The "institutional gray" coloring of the set matches with his increasingly gray hair.
<insert witty signature here>
Well, how doped up do you
September 1, 2008 - 12:56 ET by motherbeltWell, how doped up do you think they had to get him, to make him say that???
Dr, you may be on to
September 1, 2008 - 14:19 ET by maggieqpublicDr, you may be on to something. My husband and I have discussed Olbermann’s facial expressions… and how they remind us of some person or fictional character. The best we ever came up with was Clyde Crashcup (maybe because he invented the bathtub). But when Olbermann fills the screen with one of his intense gazes….. definitely Big Brother.
Keith is very telegenic unlike O'Reilly
September 1, 2008 - 15:23 ET by allamericandudeKeith Olbermann looks sleek and powerful in the ad. Keith is very telegenic. He has an assuming presence that looks almost Presidential. O'Reilly on the other hand, looks like a perp to me. I would not want that Billo guy anywhere near my kids (I have 4). He gives me the creeps.
Jeez, a.a.d., why dontcha'
September 1, 2008 - 15:29 ET by BlazerJeez, a.a.d., why dontcha' just go blow the guy allready, I'm sure he'd be down wit' it.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
He's been there, done
September 1, 2008 - 16:12 ET by JerryHe's been there, done that.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Ooooh, Blaze!
September 1, 2008 - 16:15 ET by BlondeFunny.
And you must admit, this new troll is waaaaay over the top.
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
aad, you have 4 kids, 4 different moms too..
September 1, 2008 - 15:36 ET by upcountrywaterEntitlement is you..
because you are a Liberal
and true science is the following, right aad?
IranianUranium
4 kids
September 1, 2008 - 15:44 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsActually it's 4 kids, all his sons/daughters at the same time his nieces/nephews and brothers/sisters.
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Don't FTT That is very confusing
September 1, 2008 - 16:00 ET by upcountrywatermaybe this will clear it up.
This does make more sense than anything aad spews.
Liberals62%
IranianUranium
allamericandudette
September 1, 2008 - 16:13 ET by i was just thinkingGo ahead... have the surgery... bear Olbernut's children for him... just do it already and leave the rest of us alone!
Any time
September 1, 2008 - 16:56 ET by NorthCoastersoon you're going to (Sarc) right?
wow
September 1, 2008 - 12:36 ET by sawing battait just keeps getting weirder.
$5 says his head explodes when McCain and Palin win in November.
I'll put in 5.00 just for
September 1, 2008 - 12:50 ET by charlietexasI'll put in 5.00 just for the clean up.....it won't be a big mess.
mom
It won't be messy at all
September 1, 2008 - 12:56 ET by JerryIt won't be messy at all because a vacumn "implodes".
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
I'll put in 5.00 just for
September 1, 2008 - 12:50 ET by charlietexasI'll put in 5.00 just for the clean up.....it won't be a big mess.
mom
Come again SB
September 1, 2008 - 15:27 ET by allamericandudeYou got it the wrong way batta, I say $5 says his head explodes with euphoria when Obama and Biden win in November. This will be true for the overwhelming majority of the American public who will celebrate this moment in history but not for fascists on the right wing lunatic fringe.
Olbermann's not partisan.
September 1, 2008 - 12:36 ET by SMGalbraithOlbermann's not partisan. To Olbermann.
He's just speaking the truth. Y'now, "truth to power" and all that.
Just ask him, he'll tell you. He's completely objective.
Go ahead, ask.
You hit the nail on the head SMGalbraith
September 1, 2008 - 15:31 ET by allamericandudeMy hero is only speaking truth to power. I was waiting for someone around here to admit that, though I know you said it sacastically. Keith is absolutely objective in my view. If you want to know what a political hack looks like, take a good look at Sean Hannibal.
What color is the sky at
September 1, 2008 - 12:36 ET by gopsteveWhat color is the sky at MSNBC's world?
UGGH!!!! LET'S PUT AN EXENDED VERSION OF THIS PROMO ON YOUTUBE
September 1, 2008 - 12:38 ET by krendlerIf someone's willing to do the legwork of pointing me to a few choice Olbermann rants on youtube (e.g. Olby telling Bush to shut the hell up"), I'm willing to put a quick and snappy compilation together, append it to the end of this laughable promo, and stick it back up on youtube.
"Ignore partisanship". Yeah, sure, Keith.
"This is one of those
September 1, 2008 - 12:40 ET by Blazer"This is one of those turning-point-in-history American elections. We as citizens must at some point ignore partisanship. Not that we may prosper as a nation, not that we may achieve, not that we may lead the world, but that merely, we may function.....
....even though I am a major poster at The Daily Kos and whore myself out to them on a daily basis for ratings."
This isn't shocking in the least.
The man comes on nightly and puts on an hour long show full of outright lies and hyperbole so I would think he would be able to keep a straight face and tell another whopper during a short t.v. spot.
I'll betcha even the Kos kiddies got a chuckle over this one.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Keith is right on point
September 1, 2008 - 15:34 ET by allamericandudeKeith is right on point. I would have been furious if Hannity made such an ad though because everyone knows he is an urepentant Republican hack.
Of course you would have
September 1, 2008 - 15:57 ET by BlazerOf course you would have been furious aad, your obviosly a flaming hypocrite.
Hannity is a partian pundit and runs opinion and commentary and admits it. He doesn't pretend to be unbiased and a "real journalist", reporting facts and news like the Ubernutt does.
Keith "speaks truth to power" ? Yea, Tokyo Rose did too, all from the safety of her echo chamber with absolutely no rebuttal or counterpoint at all.
It's called propoganda. Where I come from if you spew off at the moth, but avoid confrontation at all costs, like Queef does, your called a pu$$y.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
KO is nonpartisan, Slick
September 1, 2008 - 12:45 ET by cocodrieKO is nonpartisan, Slick Willy is a dedicated husband, Kerry is a war hero, Kennedy is sober, Jimmy Carter is intelligent. Yeah,it all makes sense.
Fox is fair and balanced, Sick!
September 1, 2008 - 15:41 ET by allamericandudeFox claiming that it's fair and balanced is akin to right wingers saying: Bush is a great President (yuck, almost throw up writing that one), Reagan made us a Superpower (America was a Superpower long before the Gipper took office, If FDR didn't develop the nuclear bomb in World War 11 this country would be speaking German or Japanese right now), McCain is a maverick (when he votes 99% with Bush), Nixon was brought down by the media (when he did himself in because he is just a natual crook) or that Larry Craig was only playing footsie in that men's restroom, yeah right!
I didn't know we had a World
September 1, 2008 - 16:00 ET by FoolicanI didn't know we had a World War Eleven. I certainly don't remember FDR being in charge of the U.S. during that war.
"I didn't know we had a
September 1, 2008 - 16:11 ET by Blazer"I didn't know we had a World War Eleven."
You didnt' hear ? The Democrats weren't satisfied losing the last eight of em'.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Foolican,
September 1, 2008 - 16:13 ET by Indiana JoeYeah, I thought some guy named Oppenheimer had something to do with developing the bomb. Silly me.
And if Roosevelt hadn't nuked Berlin, we'd have lost, because the Germans were prepared to invade Boston. And after the Japanese overran all those islands, including Hawaii, who bombed Tokyo and saved us all? Why, FDR of course, scarf whipping in the propwash and that jaunty cigarette holder jutting from his manly jaw!
And that's how the Dem party got it's current motto: "Nuke 'em all, let God sort 'em out!"
Geez, pick up a history book, why don'tcha?
Except Roosevelt wasn't a
September 1, 2008 - 16:24 ET by BlazerExcept Roosevelt wasn't a Marxist-leftist like todays crop of liberals who choose to run on the Democrat brand. Nanny state aside, there was a time they actually used to stand up to the enemy, not cheer them on.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Roosevelt gave us
September 1, 2008 - 16:49 ET by allamericandudeThe greatest bastion of our society that even Ronald Reagan in all his glory could not dare touch: Social Security. Bush tried to tamper with it and failed miserably. If the Republican ideology had prevailed, we'd all perish when we get old.
Franlin Delano Roosevelt was the greatest and longest serving President in American History. If it wasn't for him, we'd never develop into the rich superpower we are today. We would have succomed to the Great Depression. Roosevelt's legacy lives on today and has become a permanent fixture of the American Experience.
So Roosevelt was the
September 1, 2008 - 17:05 ET by BlazerSo Roosevelt was the Greatest president in history because his greatest legacy was a "Ponzi" scheme, which happens to be illegal by the way, that even an astro-phycisist from Nasa couldn't formulate an equation to make work.
So I'll take it your your all for Chimpy extending his presidency ? I mean after all we're at war and in a depression aren't we. Yea, thats what I thought, hypocrite.
Dude ! Please give me some of what your smokin'.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Yeah, "fair and balanced"
September 1, 2008 - 16:07 ET by Indiana JoeYeah, "fair and balanced" doesn't include criticizing anyone on the left, be they politicians or "newspeople" (like there's a difference).
Wow, kid, you're are some piece of work. Ever have an original thought, or do you only regurgitate talking points?
Pee Wee Herman
September 1, 2008 - 12:48 ET by charlietexasWhat did Pee Wee Herman say????
"That was so funny, I forgot to laugh"
The pic of Queef looks like he made an oooopppp in his draws.
Love ya, Queef
mommy
Keith is right. We must
September 1, 2008 - 12:54 ET by motherbeltKeith is right. We must avoid partisanship.
OK, Keith. You go first. Show us how it's done!
mb... LOL... great
September 1, 2008 - 13:02 ET by bigtimermb...
LOL... great post...
I'd double dog dare him if I thought it would do any good.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Someone please tell bathtub
September 1, 2008 - 12:59 ET by JerrySomeone please tell bathtub boy that partisanship does not mean "disagreeing with democrats".
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
It doesn't mean
September 1, 2008 - 15:44 ET by allamericandudeproviding an alternative viewpoint to the usual right wing bias in cable news either.
He didn't say "today"
September 1, 2008 - 13:03 ET by Rihar"We as citizens must at some point ignore partisanship."-Olby
He didn't say next week. I'm sure he does have a point at which he must ignore partisanship. For him it's just probably around the year 2058 or so.
Maybe.
If he gets around to it.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
The turning point in History...IS...Olberman is History
September 1, 2008 - 13:05 ET by JayTeeResistance is Futile !! You Vill be assimilated..
The Republican Revolution will not be Televised
"Keith will be at the Laff
September 1, 2008 - 13:06 ET by Eileen Right"Keith will be at the Laff Shack all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress."
Four drink minimum of Kool-aid...
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September 1, 2008 - 13:14 ET by KJ_sezThe subtext here being: if conservatives say anything negative about liberals or their policies, they're being partisan. If a regressive (er, um, "progressive") says something negative about conservatives or their policies, they're just telling the truth, ergo, not partisan.
I don't think
September 1, 2008 - 15:47 ET by allamericandudeConservatives have the ability to be non-partisan. They are very extreme in their ideology.
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September 1, 2008 - 16:18 ET by KJ_sezThe three-word title of your response sums up everything you've posted today: you don't think.
I demand real change - force a Democrat to speak the truth!
Subject line says it all
September 1, 2008 - 16:18 ET by Indiana JoeThis from the dude who thinks Olbermann is neutral!
The key phase here is......
September 1, 2008 - 13:22 ET by XBOLTSIgnore partisanship.......and because Dolbermann is arguably the most partisan of the kook left, we should ignore him.
OK - good enough for me, I'm happy to comply.
Cough! Cough!
September 1, 2008 - 13:38 ET by AgentAmerican"We as citizens must at some point ignore partisanship."
Cough! Cough! (bullsh*t) Cough! Cough! (eat m*) Cough! Cough!
Drill ANWAR
Like Jenna Jameson saying
September 1, 2008 - 13:43 ET by wiwfLike Jenna Jameson saying "we must respect women."
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
Keefy didn't mention...
September 1, 2008 - 13:47 ET by JPR1...HOPE, CHANGE or UNITY.
So maybe he's no longer getting his memos from the "Great O"?
Or It Is Like...
September 1, 2008 - 14:05 ET by BeresfordOsama bin Laden recording a message for al Jazeera wishing everyone would just skip Ramadan this year and celebrate Yom Kippur instead.
Olbermann's last stand
September 1, 2008 - 14:11 ET by KansasgirlI could almost see the satire in his eyes.
There are not enough LOLs on
September 1, 2008 - 14:20 ET by GameGridThere are not enough LOLs on the internet for this ad, what a hypocritical tool.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
September 1, 2008 - 14:23 ET by MrltavernRAOFLMAO!pppppppphahahahah!
This is
September 1, 2008 - 14:28 ET by NorthCoastera Hoax, right?
Keith Olbermann wants to cover the GOP
September 1, 2008 - 14:29 ET by Redrowan2000When I first read this I was flipping a coin:
"On his Thorazine .
Off his Thorazine.."
Then it occured to me that Keithy boy will be covering the GOP, and won't it get a little lonely if no Republicans go over and spend some quality time with Mr. Bizzaro. This may be an MSNBC ruse to say, hey, we preached ignoring partisanship and this is how the Republicans treat Keithy boy. Who knows. No one can figure out why the mentally impaired do the things they do.
"Don't let the bastards grind you down."
Red
At last,
September 1, 2008 - 14:36 ET by IamTinmanThe Comedy Channel has some competition!!! Good one Keith!!
Olberman....we have a Republican Problem with Gustav...
September 1, 2008 - 14:43 ET by JayTeeThe Cottonpickin Govenor is a Republican !! And the Contrast between Katrina and now, CANNOT be reported......darn, KO has been KO'd.
The Republican Revolution will not be Televised
I took the liberty of
September 1, 2008 - 15:12 ET by BlazerI took the liberty of fixing this for MSNBC:
"
* Parody alert *
This is one of those turning-point-in-history American elections. * We as citizens must at some point ignore partisanship *. Not that we may prosper as a nation, not that we may achieve, not that we may lead the world, but that merely, we may function....
.....I'm George Soros and I approved this message."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
note: the uberdoof
September 1, 2008 - 16:25 ET bydid not say END partisanship, just that we should IGNORE partisanship
why? that we may merely function
that way HE can continue unimpeded by such things as standards!!!
"You can not support the Troops if you do not support their Mission"
What do you say
September 1, 2008 - 17:00 ET by NorthCoasterAll!
keithy
September 1, 2008 - 18:22 ET by jsimoneKeithy I told you to stay in the bath tub son. Stay off the internet, and no you're not an all american, you're more like a little wanker.
"We as citizens must at some point ignore partisanship"
September 1, 2008 - 20:17 ET by Vivaldi5"We as citizens must at some point ignore partisanship--just not until I finish my Worst Person in the World segment, compare Obama to John Adams, and imply that the only reason for not voting for Barack is racism."
I find it hard to believe that even Olby is unaware that very many people will find his "ignore partisanship" quote ludicrous. It seems to me that he is the equivalent of some of the less talented and deft talk radio hosts (nothing like the caliber of Limbaugh, Ingraham, et al.), who say outrageous things to make the phones light up. Olby has to know that spending all last week displaying his Obama man crush, and then releasing a promo like this, is going to seem laughable to a lot of viewers.
Unless, of course, the man is quite simply deranged in his left-wing Bush hatred.
Which remains a distinct possibility.
LMAO!!!!! Running a 15
September 1, 2008 - 22:02 ET by GregELMAO!!!!! Running a 15 second promo on non-partisanship? That's it, I'm convinced. Now I know they're non-partisan. I've found my new favorite news channel. Thanks for the 15 seconds MSNBC!!
LMAO!!!!! Clowns........pure, unadulterated CLOWNS!!!!
His ego is bigger than his thing
September 2, 2008 - 01:44 ET by Fred GregoryIs there a Olberman character in " American Carol "? If not Zucker missed a great lampooning opportunity. KO is a scumbag with a tiny weenie, ( unlike his humongous ego ) so we have been told by his one night stands