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Weekend Captionfest By NB Staff (Bio \| Archive) February 15, 2008 - 17:33 ET Hillary Clinton appears with a young mariachi at a campaign event in Texas. H/t to lunaticcringeradio. Read comments <a href="http://harvest.AdGardener.com/noscript.aspx?s=16&c=122c344b-04b3-4b68-bb30-20e7a66bc14c" target="_blank"><img src="http://harvest.AdGardener.com/noscript.aspx?s=16&w=468&h=60&c=122c344b-04b3-4b68-bb30-20e7a66bc14c" width="468" height="60" border="0" /></a> Related Stories Weekend Captionfest II Weekend Captionfest Weekend Captionfest II Barnicle: 'Hillary Like First Wife Outside Probate Court' Taken 'Out of Context' MSNBC Hillary Post-Mortem Ignores Personality Factor Most Emailed Stories Will Media Report Concert Before Obama's Berlin Speech? Obama Snubs Injured Soldiers for a Workout, Will Media Care? Colbert Takes on Sierra Club and Environmentalism NPR: Not Livin' Large in Ohio, Folks Can't Even Afford Meat? Obama: I'll Be President For 'The Next 8 to 10 Years'? Related Topics 2008 Presidential Campaigns & Elections Culture/Society Hillary Clinton Captionfests Comments Policy All comments are owned by whoever posted them and are subject to our terms of use. They should not be assumed to represent the views of NewsBusters. Viewing options Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes. ...."It Takes a Village" February 15, 2008 - 17:39 ET by bigtimer ...."It Takes a Village" Login or register to post comments Email this page Presidential hopeful February 15, 2008 - 17:42 ET by motherbelt Hillary Clinton, after being presented with a bouquet by a young distant relative, pictured with her. "I was truly shocked to find that a branch of my family tree had roots in Mexico!" said the Presidential hopeful. Login or register to post comments Email this page Ding! Ding! Ding! Early February 15, 2008 - 17:44 ET by Mark Finkelstein Ding! Ding! Ding! Early clubhouse leader for post 'o the day! PS: can we slightly amend to have Hillary say "mi familia"? Login or register to post comments Email this page Well, I can't get into it to February 15, 2008 - 17:47 ET by motherbelt Well, I can't get into it to amend it, but I like the idea! Login or register to post comments Email this page One of Bill's recent bastard February 16, 2008 - 14:06 ET by richard One of Bill's recent bastard children. His tentacles, or is it testicles are everywhere. Login or register to post comments Email this page Looks like Hillary has February 15, 2008 - 17:40 ET by DaBird Looks like Hillary has chosen her VP running mate. Login or register to post comments Email this page In trying to recapture some lost momentum... February 17, 2008 - 02:58 ET by on-the-rocks Hillary is seeking to garner the youth vote and the Hispanic vote at the same time. Login or register to post comments Email this page Say hello to my little February 15, 2008 - 17:42 ET by Roger the Shrubber Say hello to my little friend! Login or register to post comments Email this page The Little Man February 15, 2008 - 17:49 ET by CarlosS "Now, the choice, she's a clear 'un. Barrack O'Bama, slave of the interests... Hillary Clinton, servant of the little man. Right, little fella? He ain't lyin'! Ladies and gentlemen, the little man has admonished me to grasp the broom of reform and sweep this country clean! It's gonna be, "Back to the flour mill,Barrack"! The interests can handle themselves! Come Tuesday, we're gonna sweep the rascals out! Clean government is yours for the asking!" Login or register to post comments Email this page That's one of my favorite February 15, 2008 - 22:41 ET by MidAmerica That's one of my favorite movies. I grew up in an almost Tom Sawyer type situation so them rural folk in the movie crack me up because I knew some old timers that were like that. Login or register to post comments Email this page Homer Stokes February 16, 2008 - 11:56 ET by CarlosS Yup, one of my favorite movies, too..., love the soundtrack..., have it on my iPod... Homer Stokes or Hillary Clinton, I can't really tell the difference, both promising everything just to get in office Login or register to post comments Email this page Wonderful film! To February 16, 2008 - 12:13 ET by JasonC Wonderful film! To continue the captionfest along these lines, I propose: "Is you is or is you isn't my consituency?" "He was, and is yet, most likely, the wearisomest, self-righteous pharisee that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself and fling the curses on his neighbors." -Emily Bronte Login or register to post comments Email this page The future February 15, 2008 - 17:43 ET by niner-four-whiskey "I support an immigration policy that will allow little Juan here to come to this country as a guest-worker and fulfill his dream of becoming a landscaper, dishwasher or dry-wall installer." Login or register to post comments Email this page You forgot becoming a card February 17, 2008 - 19:59 ET by FishFace222 You forgot becoming a card carrying liberal and voting rights. Login or register to post comments Email this page Border guard February 15, 2008 - 17:47 ET by masslibertarian "Under my administration, I will personally greet each of your relatives as they exit the north bank of the Rio Grande and present them with a bouquet of flowers and a Z-visa to welcome them - 'Bienvenidos a los Estados Unidos, amigos y amigas.'" Login or register to post comments Email this page ml... I'd be LOL if it February 15, 2008 - 17:50 ET by bigtimer ml... I'd be LOL if it weren't so danged close to the truth... Excellent. Login or register to post comments Email this page Music from her cold cold heart February 15, 2008 - 17:56 ET by true_texan "I've always been a huge music fan of the maricaca....I mean marichacha......I mean, mariachi, yeah, that's the ticket!" Would someone puh-leze get that skank the hell outta Texas! ps - that poor kid looks like he's scared shtless holding hands with the wicked witch - maybe he's waiting for the house to drop on them. Login or register to post comments Email this page Tex February 16, 2008 - 01:03 ET by Blonde What she really meant was "a huge fan of macacca". David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for?* ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive Login or register to post comments Email this page Macacca? February 16, 2008 - 13:00 ET by goldenthroat Maccaca? Why, Blonde, where did you EVER learn to talk that way? *"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan* Login or register to post comments Email this page Texas to Obama... February 15, 2008 - 18:02 ET by docb February 15, 2008 - Texas Primary Preferences Democrats TX Clinton 42% Obama 48% Someone else 3% Undecided 7% Hillary Clinton leads Barack Obama among self-described Democrats 47% to 42%. Obama leads Clinton among self-described independents and Republicans 24% to 71%. Obama leads among men 55% to 29% (47% of likely Democratic primary voters) and Clinton leads among women 54% to 42%. Clinton leads Obama among white voters 51% to 40% (53% of likely Democratic primary voters), Obama leads Clinton among African American voters 76% to 17% (22% of likely Democratic primary voters), and Clinton leads Obama among Latino voters 44% to 42%. 22% of likely Democratic primary voters say they would never vote for Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary and 20% of likely Democratic primary voters say they would never vote for Barack Obama in the primary. 30% of men say they would never vote for Clinton in the primary. For details, click on the R or D for each state in the column on the left under 2008 Presidential Polls. Republicans TX Huckabee 36% McCain 42% Paul 11% Someone else 2% Undecided 9% John McCain is at 41% among self-described Republicans and Mike Huckabee is at 40%. Among self-described independents and Democrats, McCain is at 49%, Ron Paul is at 23%, and Huckabee is at 17%. Huckabee and McCain are tied at 36% each among men (53% of likely Republican primary voters) and McCain leads Huckabee among women 48% to 37%. For details, click on the R or D for each state in the column on the left under 2008 Presidential Polls. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- February 14, 2008 - National Presidential Preferences The following results are based on nationwide telephone samples of 600 likely Democratic primary voters and 600 likely Republican primary voters (those saying they have or will definitely vote in a primary or participate in a caucus in 2008) conducted February 9-13, 2008. The theoretical margin of error for each sample is plus or minus 4 percentage points, 95% of the time. Support for Barack Obama has increased 20 percentage points in the past month and Obama now leads Hillary Clinton 47% to 45%. Obama leads Clinton among men 50% to 41%. In January, Clinton was leading Obama 43% to 28% among men. Clinton leads Obama among women 49% to 44%. In January, Clinton was leading Obama 50% to 27% among women. Among Democrats (82% of likely national Democratic primary voters), Clinton leads Obama 48% to 45%. Among independents, Obama leads Clinton 33% to 57%. National Primary Democrats May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Jan Feb Biden 3% 3% 2% 4% 5% 5% 4% 5% ni ni Clinton 39% 39% 38% 36% 39% 45% 46% 41% 47% 45% Dodd 2% 1% 1% 1% 1% 1% 1% 2% ni ni Edwards 19% 13% 16% 16% 15% 13% 11% 13% 13% ni Gravel - 1% 1% 1% 1% - - - - ni Kucinich 1% 1% 1% 1% 1% 1% 1% 4% 1% ni Obama 22% 19% 25% 21% 21% 20% 21% 22 Login or register to post comments Email this page Hi docb... Ummm...this is February 15, 2008 - 18:06 ET by bigtimer Hi docb... Ummm...this is a Captionfest thread...not the latest numbers for the candidates, you might want to put this somewhere appropriate...OT maybe. Just a thought. Login or register to post comments Email this page "I'd like y'all to meet February 15, 2008 - 18:06 ET by mattm "I'd like y'all to meet another of my many step-children, Guillermo Jose Clintonita Garcia" Login or register to post comments Email this page - February 15, 2008 - 19:17 ET by dahliatravers "And I'm excited to announce that I just discovered that one of my other step-grandfathers is Mexican. Here's the evidence. Isn't he adorable?!" http://www.truthinme... Login or register to post comments Email this page caption February 15, 2008 - 18:07 ET by candance But Mommy, her hand is as cold as ice, and I saw her turn a white kid into stone! Login or register to post comments Email this page Well ain't that the cutest February 15, 2008 - 18:24 ET by lotr Well ain't that the cutest thing? Brings a proverbial tear to my eye... Login or register to post comments Email this page Meet the youngest member of February 15, 2008 - 18:31 ET by KJ_sez Meet the youngest member of the Clintonista gang! Login or register to post comments Email this page "Excuse me? ... Is 'who' February 15, 2008 - 18:32 ET by drillanwr "Excuse me? ... Is 'who' his daddy? ... <ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!> ... Come on now ... Does he LOOK like Bill?" When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks Login or register to post comments Email this page He does have Bubba's look in his eyes February 15, 2008 - 18:51 ET by Gat New York The caption should say: " . . . and this is Chelsea's half brother." Login or register to post comments Email this page He does have Bubba's look in his eyes February 15, 2008 - 18:51 ET by Gat New York The caption should say: " . . . and this is Chelsea's half brother." Login or register to post comments Email this page Just the picture of the February 15, 2008 - 18:51 ET by the struggler Just the picture of the little Mexican boy himself makes me laugh.Cute Login or register to post comments Email this page Told you all last week she February 15, 2008 - 18:53 ET by fishshaker Told you all last week she was pregnant...this is her new kid. Login or register to post comments Email this page Jose can you see... February 15, 2008 - 19:03 ET by Free Thinker Jose can you see... Login or register to post comments Email this page Let's play Carpetbaggers & Mexican's. February 15, 2008 - 19:03 ET by Crash "Look what crawled out of the tunnel beneath the stage!" Login or register to post comments Email this page Fishshaker, Ha!They hit the February 15, 2008 - 19:08 ET by the struggler Fishshaker, Ha!They hit the ground running. Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary: "Ha ha cackle February 15, 2008 - 19:12 ET by muh-oon Hillary: "Ha ha cackle cackle! You good kind people! We were talking about what to have for dinner! I said I could go for a little mexican, and you thought......chortle, cackle! Login or register to post comments Email this page Even after giving birth to February 15, 2008 - 19:12 ET by charlietexas Even after giving birth to little Freado, her butt still looks big. Login or register to post comments Email this page LOL HA!You people are February 15, 2008 - 19:14 ET by the struggler LOL HA!You people are killin' me.HA! Login or register to post comments Email this page It's been real, folks, but February 15, 2008 - 19:26 ET by pbanks7 It's been real, folks, but I gotta show this "registered voter" how to vote straight Democratic. Abbathea, abbathea, abbathea, That's all, folks! Login or register to post comments Email this page Tearfully and with anger in February 15, 2008 - 19:31 ET by kevcad Tearfully and with anger in her voice, Hillary Clinton exclaimed, "I came to Texas for delegates, and all I could get was this!" Start each day with a smile, then get it over with. - W.C. Fields Login or register to post comments Email this page "Phone call for mrs. February 15, 2008 - 19:33 ET by muh-oon "Phone call for mrs. clinton- there was a terrible mistake in our focus group results itenerary. Brown pantsuit, yellow ribbon and tiny mariachi boy props are for the meeting with the young mexican illegal democrats club tomorrow night. " Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary Clinton enjoying February 15, 2008 - 19:41 ET by stratman Hillary Clinton enjoying intermission at the Austin, Texas premiere of The Vagina Monologues with a bewildered Vince Rodham Foster, Jr. who is still waiting to see the kittens the scarey old ladies on stage kept talking about. Jane Fonda is just outside the picture and about to light the American flag on fire while screaming "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt" from the PA system. Caring little, the audience had not. (Did I just dangle my participle in a Vagina Monologue discourse?) Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys. Login or register to post comments Email this page LOLOLOL February 15, 2008 - 20:25 ET by true_texan Stratman that was a good one!! Login or register to post comments Email this page Mike Hunt February 15, 2008 - 21:41 ET by Emma Grump Strat - Mike Hunt - Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa-Haaaaaaaaaa - that brings back memories - that one will have me laughing all night...thanks. Login or register to post comments Email this page Strat February 15, 2008 - 21:44 ET by Noel Sheppard Strat, Very nice. Of course, the slightly more uptown version of this joke is, "Has anybody seen Michael Hunt." But I digress. :-) ns Login or register to post comments Email this page Noel:I didn't know one February 16, 2008 - 01:41 ET by stratman Noel: I didn't know one could take Porky's "uptown". ;-) Apologies if offended. Thanks true_texan and Emma Grump! Login or register to post comments Email this page strat, geez, I was all of 18 when that movie came out. February 16, 2008 - 02:04 ET by R D Helm Positively elderly, I feel. LOL. Smile. It is not the end of the world. Then again..... Login or register to post comments Email this page → Porly's February 17, 2008 - 03:24 ET by Cool Arrow I believe Mike Hunt was a bowling alley scene in American Grafitti. ♣ a seal Login or register to post comments Email this page strat, I'd be careful where you dangle your participle... February 16, 2008 - 02:00 ET by R D Helm ...as, among that crowd, you may very well catch something you cannot get rid of. :-O Smile. It is not the end of the world. Then again..... Login or register to post comments Email this page Covered February 16, 2008 - 03:30 ET by stratman Not to worry RD. I have my trusty Angle-Dangle Meter to keep an assured safe distance from those gorgons. Login or register to post comments Email this page LOL. February 16, 2008 - 03:38 ET by R D Helm Smile. It is not the end of the world. Then again..... Login or register to post comments Email this page From strat's first post February 16, 2008 - 16:52 ET by bigtimer From strat's first post and on down the list here... I am roaring with laughter...this was all great! ....thanks one and all. Btw...Congrat's mb! Your post was spot on regarding Hill. Login or register to post comments Email this page This is what an illegal alien looks like February 15, 2008 - 19:46 ET by upcountrywater Obviously it's not a problem. No one standing at Home Depot looks like this, CACKLE HAR HAR iranian uranium; iranian ICBM's iranian satellites.. 4 (unthinkable) H-bombs, NOW THAT'S SOME CHANGE Keep the change Bob. h/t Sam Peckinpah Login or register to post comments Email this page World leaders, take notice: February 15, 2008 - 19:48 ET by sixlbs9oz Hillary Clinton, after reducing Mexican president Felipe de Jesus Calderon to half his size with just her bare hands, puts other world leaders on notice. "And you just feared castration!" Clinton said. ___________________ "Well, at the carnival, when I got the ring on the bottle, they gave me a choice between the flowers and this little guy, and I just couldn't make up my mind! I had to have 'em both!" Login or register to post comments Email this page Chellll-seeee!!! Come meet February 15, 2008 - 19:59 ET by HypocriteHater Chellll-seeee!!! Come meet your new brother, Pepe! <under her breath> I'll win this election if I have to adopt every Mexican myself! Login or register to post comments Email this page Its Billary and her running February 15, 2008 - 20:02 ET by USA4freedom Its Billary and her running mate Jose Mc Cain. Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me. Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party. Login or register to post comments Email this page "Hey, Boss! Dee plane! February 15, 2008 - 20:05 ET by Scout Finch "Hey, Boss! Dee plane! Dee plane!!!" Login or register to post comments Email this page Taking you on a trip February 15, 2008 - 20:09 ET by Redrowan2000 Cmon Chico we're going on a field trip to KGO Radio station. Ever meet Bernie Ward? No? He's a great LIBERAL. Red "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down" Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary introduces the February 15, 2008 - 20:12 ET by QueenMum Hillary introduces the "little guy" that the Democrats are always talking about. Talk about pimping. Power to the people! Login or register to post comments Email this page Mrs. Clinton accepts an February 15, 2008 - 20:12 ET by muh-oon Mrs. Clinton accepts an endorsement from Ned "little neddie" Niedermayer. In a historic split, the other 2 amigos endorse Obama. Login or register to post comments Email this page Ha! Ha! Well done, February 15, 2008 - 20:21 ET by QueenMum Ha! Ha! Well done, muh-con. Power to the people! Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary Clinton shares the February 15, 2008 - 20:34 ET by Teamcheeser Hillary Clinton shares the stage with her only remaining Super Delegate. Login or register to post comments Email this page "Vote for me.... February 15, 2008 - 20:52 ET by Jack Bauer "Vote for me or the kid DIES" Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me! Login or register to post comments Email this page He Said....She Said,,,,,Happy Valentine's Day Baby! February 15, 2008 - 21:42 ET by donsales Hillary overheard asking young stud back to hotel suite after Valentine phone call with Bubba......LOL! RING! HIM: Woman, what are you callin' about now? I told you not to bother me after 8pm. HER: What the (expletive) are you doing? HIM: (whispering) Baby, I'll just be a minute....don't go. HER: Who the (expletive) are you talking to?? Don't you know we've got a (expletive, expletive) crisis on our hands? HIM: Sweetheart, I think we ought to face some cold, hard facts here. HER: Are you (expletive) kidding me?? I humiliated myself for you, you jackass. I lied for you. I covered for you. I sweated bullets for you. All for our twenty year, 4-term plan. And now it's falling apart, and you're AWOL! HIM: I'm not AWOL, honey. I'm with you. HER: Oh sure. You GOT your two terms! What about me? Where are MY two terms? HIM: (giggling) You so crazy! HER: BILL! Who are you (expletive)? HIM: Woman, it's Valentine's Day, my busiest day. Cut me a break, will you? HER: If the press doesn't see some (expletive) roses from you, I am personally going to kill you. And then I'm going to throw a tarp over your (expletive) body. HIM: Now, now, no reason to get dramatic, honey. HER: NO REASON TO GET DRAMATIC?! We are about to lose the presidency to some vapid upstart, and all you can think about is your (expletive)? HIM: No worries, sweet pea. I'll go out tomorrow and work my magic. HER: Your (expletive) "magic" got us into this (expletive) mess. I need you to get more aggressive with the superdelegates. Twist some arms. HIM: (whispering) I'll give you something to twist.... HER: BILL! Would you put it back in your pants for half a second and get on the horn to the supers? HIM: Honey, I hate to break this to you, but I have been calling them, and frankly, they don't like you much. HER: But they like YOU! So promise them (expletive). Or threaten them. Or sleep with them. I don't care. Just get it DONE. HIM: I can sleep with them? Really? The only hot one is... HER: BILL! FOCUS! HIM: You're ruining my mojo. HER: You know what people are saying? They're saying that you've LOST your mojo. That's right. Gone. HIM: Why? Because even I can't help your flaccid candidacy? I'm a superstar, honey, not a miracle worker. HER: I should've known you were going to (expletive) me in the end. HIM: You WISH I'd (expletive) you! HER: Please. I was over that 25 years ago. And even then, it wasn't so great. HIM: I've got to go. HER: Bill, you get those supers to pledge to us or I will go to E! with your TRUE Hollywood story. HIM: You wouldn't dare. HER: Don't push me. *Nowhere to Run....Nowhere To Hide.....* Login or register to post comments Email this page ,,, February 15, 2008 - 21:58 ET by dervish "Aw, man -- I thought Mama said I was going to see bull fight." Login or register to post comments Email this page New Hilary Campaign Slogan February 15, 2008 - 22:08 ET by mustangsally "Securing our boarders, one 'wetback' at a time" Login or register to post comments Email this page Hilary Criticizes Bush Education Policy February 15, 2008 - 22:10 ET by mustangsally "Hey look, I found "one child" who was left behind ..." Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary's Valentine From Bill February 16, 2008 - 00:29 ET by mustangsally "I finally get to spend some time with Bill's pen!s ..." Login or register to post comments Email this page Sally February 15, 2008 - 22:15 ET by Noel Sheppard Sally, I'm not pleased by this, if that matters. Furthermore, your arrogance is severely undermined by your inability to properly spell "Hillary" and "borders." Other than that, and referring to Mexicans in a fashion that I find demeaning, I think this is a great caption. ns Login or register to post comments Email this page I stand corrected .... February 15, 2008 - 22:20 ET by mustangsally The term "wetback" was unnecessary - this should read: "Securing our borders - one illegal at a time." Regarding the misspelling of Hillary's name, I couldn't care less - Hilary can go to hel... Login or register to post comments Email this page Sally February 15, 2008 - 22:26 ET by Noel Sheppard Sally, Much better. And, as for misspelling Madame's name, I couldn't care less, either. As far as I'm concerned, there isn't a correct way to spell it unless it's disparaging. :-) TGIF! ns Login or register to post comments Email this page I think I've found the February 16, 2008 - 03:40 ET by stratman I think I've found the correct spelling of "she who's name shall not be spoken": "um al duwayce" (Arabic: أٌم الدويس‎) You will need to ignore the part that states "beautiful, alluringly scented" for it to be an exact match. What a fabulous bedtime story for the kiddies. Desert life sure ain't easy. Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys. Login or register to post comments Email this page strat... LMAO...well part February 16, 2008 - 16:58 ET by bigtimer strat... LMAO...well part of that description is perfectly delectable regarding her...hehee.. You are on a roll here I see. Login or register to post comments Email this page Thank you bigtimer. The February 16, 2008 - 19:50 ET by stratman Thank you bigtimer. The description certainly adds another dimension to her being a carpetbagging Arkansan Razorback. Login or register to post comments Email this page Well fellow conservatives, February 15, 2008 - 23:10 ET by DaBird Well fellow conservatives, we have just lost the highly coveted "young mariachi" vote. It's all over but the crying. Login or register to post comments Email this page "Where's the voting booth? February 15, 2008 - 23:22 ET by riff_raff "Where's the voting booth? I've got a Hillary supporter here, and I'm going to make sure this 10 year old illegal alien is not denied his constitutional right to vote. Comprende?" Login or register to post comments Email this page Another... February 15, 2008 - 23:45 ET by dervish ...eager campaign donor gives Hillary $2300. Login or register to post comments Email this page LOL February 16, 2008 - 00:08 ET by masslibertarian If the Hsu fits... Login or register to post comments Email this page mini-raza February 16, 2008 - 00:17 ET by Pragmatic-Man Hill: OOOhhh, this is so racist... and it feels so good! If I were a neo-con they'd fry me for this! I shall call him "mini-raza". Login or register to post comments Email this page 120 million dollar campaign and I get a Mexican kid February 16, 2008 - 01:33 ET by Lame Cherry Kind of amusing as the WSJ just published by Peggy Noonan today that Hillary spent 120 million dollars running for president and all she got out of it was a picture with a Mexican kid who looks like he doesn't know if INS is about to scoop him up or not. The cartel which runs this world is getting their pounds of flesh out of Hillary in making her stay in the race after they made her loose it deliberately.........just think how humiliating it must be for the dragon bag to have to look like a fool in going through the motions daily. That is what power looks like. HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS Login or register to post comments Email this page Hillary: "I'm proud to be February 16, 2008 - 03:12 ET by fitzfong Hillary: "Let me be the first to introduce you to the next President of the United States..." Login or register to post comments Email this page New York, New York - February 16, 2008 - 03:21 ET by fitzfong New York, New York - Hillary Clinton introduces her new line of pantsuits for Spring at the 2008 International Fashion Show. Login or register to post comments Email this page ....... February 16, 2008 - 05:12 ET by old cro Ola Login or register to post comments Email this page → Badges? February 16, 2008 - 07:26 ET by Cool Arrow We don't need no stinking badges ♣ a seal Login or register to post comments Email this page → Pancho and Lefty February 16, 2008 - 07:23 ET by Cool Arrow Pancho and Lefty listen intently as Willie Nelson* gives dissertation on controlled explosions. ♣ a seal Login or register to post comments Email this page → Hoonyer C. February 16, 2008 - 08:00 ET by Cool Arrow Hillary introduces her offering for HUD Secretary, Henry Cisneros II. Affectionately known as "Hoonyer C". ♣ a seal Login or register to post comments Email this page Wait a minute... February 16, 2008 - 08:03 ET by Mr. Terry Wait a minute - it is Texas, not Juarez there Hill...we are they guys with the white stetsons... Vote for Pedro. “*A nation that cannot secure its borders is not a nation.” Ronald Reagan Login or register to post comments Email this page → Paco Peso February 16, 2008 - 08:17 ET by Cool Arrow Hillary unveils plan to buy Super Delegates* with pesos. ♣ a seal Login or register to post comments Email this page Clinton presents a Texas February 16, 2008 - 09:19 ET by pocomoco Clinton presents a Texas ‘super delegate’ who lost his manlyhood after the Clinton machine got hold of him. Login or register to post comments Email this page Look closely February 16, 2008 - 09:29 ET by true_texan If you unbutton that kid's jacket, you will see: "I'M WITH STUPID <------------ Login or register to post comments Email this page Correction... February 16, 2008 - 11:47 ET by rscamp13 The shirt says "Con Stupido" Login or register to post comments Email this page Quick Draw McClinton February 16, 2008 - 09:29 ET by Cool Arrow Quick Draw and Baba Louie accept Emmy for Best Costume by a Token Sidekick ♣ a seal Login or register to post comments Email this page i get it February 16, 2008 - 10:42 ET by Catherwood I wonder how many of the posters know who Quick Draw is? That and Huckelberry Hound were my favorites. Never did like Yogi Bear. Login or register to post comments Email this page "Queeex" Draw McGraw, aka: February 16, 2008 - 11:02 ET by Jerry "Queeex" Draw McGraw, aka: El Kabong of guitar bashing fame, an American classic. When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998). Login or register to post comments Email this page Quick Draw February 16, 2008 - 11:22 ET by botg Snooper and Blabber Auggie Doggy and Doggy Dad the classics, hey Baba Looie you allright? *Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.* Login or register to post comments Email this page McGraw! February 16, 2008 - 12:09 ET by pbanks7 Tom Terrific: Let's go stop Crabby Appleton! Mighty Manfred the Wonder Dog: I think I'll go take a nap. "Exit, stage left." - Snagglepuss Login or register to post comments Email this page → Tom Terrific February 16, 2008 - 12:13 ET by Cool Arrow Tom and Manfred were certainly better heroes than Lariat Sam. ♣ a seal Login or register to post comments Email this page Who saw the "King of the February 16, 2008 - 09:38 ET by true_texan Who saw the "King of the Hill" episode where Peggy brings back an illegal kid on her school field trip because she (Peggy) doesn't speak good spanish? Life imitating art perhaps?...... Login or register to post comments Email this page Si, Chico. After I sign the