That Hillary Clinton -- what a card!
According to an email I've received from her campaign, the intrepid Hillary is venturing into the lion's den, with TV appearances scheduled tonight on Letterman and September 4 on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Daring stuff!
In any case, according to the email:
Ellen is soliciting questions from her viewers to ask of Hillary, and we want to turn it around on her. So if you have a question for Hillary to ask Ellen, submit it here.
Such a prankster, that Hillary. Wild 'n crazy stuff!
Sure, go ahead and submit a question to Hillary. But keep it clean, and remember, you'll be adding yourself to Hillary's email list, so expect to receive lots of future fundraising solicitations.
For that matter, within those keep-it-clean-guidelines, why not let us know here what your question from Hillary to Ellen would be?
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I'd ask Hillary if she did
August 30, 2007 - 14:04 ET by RepublicandoI'd ask Hillary if she did not win the democratic presidential nomination if she woudl accept being the vice-president?
Not that I see either of those happening.
"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public."
-H.L. Mencken
Please note that the game is
August 30, 2007 - 14:11 ET by Mark FinkelsteinPlease note that the game is what question Hillary should ask Ellen.
Huh? Why would Hillary
August 30, 2007 - 14:18 ET by RepublicandoHuh? Why would Hillary ask Ellen a question? Well, if that's the case, Hillary should ask Ellen "Have you ever been with a guy? When did you know you were a lesbian? How is being with a woman differnet than being with a man?"
"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public."
-H.L. Mencken
Yo, yo Republicando!!
August 30, 2007 - 16:06 ET by Mica the MagnificentYo, yo, Republicando.
Gotcha clues right here. Clues for sale. Yo, brother! Gotcha clues on global warming. No? How about clues on understanding posts? No? Not interested in learning anything?
Then move along, man, I'm working this corner. . .
I think that's what Ellen
August 31, 2007 - 09:37 ET by misterbee241I think that's what Ellen should ask Hillary. Just my opinion.
If Hillary was VP...the Presidents life would be un-insurable...
August 30, 2007 - 15:03 ET by JayTeeThus eliminating Hillary from any VP offer........
What good is a Free Press, if it is a False Press ? David Foote GoE
"within those
August 30, 2007 - 14:07 ET by Chris Norman"within those keep-it-clean-guidelines..."
Oh, yeah. Like that's going to happen... :)
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Hillary afraid of questions?
August 30, 2007 - 14:12 ET by PamWhy would she be asking the host questions? Isn't the point of her appearance, to answer questions?
No, the point of her
August 30, 2007 - 14:32 ET by motherbeltNo, the point of her appearance is to appear "hip" and "with it" to the gay and lesbian community. To show how "tolerant" she is, and what a regular gal she can be, by turning the tables on her "interviewer." That Hillary, she sure is a riot!!!
Actually the point is to
August 31, 2007 - 10:33 ET by steviep831Actually the point is to appear in public and NOT have to answer any questions herself. Ellen and Hill were probably lying in bed together trying to figure out how they could run an interview without Hillary having to answer any questions. With all the hot Hill topics in the news right now (Mr. Hsu for one),
those topics would and should come up in a "normal" interview. Though
NOT if Hill's asking all the questions... It's obviously a political
stunt...
The more hillary asks the
August 30, 2007 - 14:14 ET by MidAmericaThe more hillary asks the questions the fewer she needs to answer. Yet they will all yuck it up with the new and improved personable hillary. The viewers watching probably won't even noticed they've just been scammed.
Ding, ding, ding. I'd say
August 30, 2007 - 14:16 ET by Mark FinkelsteinDing, ding, ding. I'd say Pam and MidAmerica have nailed it. Not that Ellen would be liked to hit Hillary with lots of tough questions, though.
Hey Ellen - you're gay, so
August 30, 2007 - 14:26 ET by TruthMongerHey Ellen - you're gay, so is bathroom shoe-touching officially "deviant" or what?
Hey Ellen - what do you think of all the encouragement and support that Senator Craig is getting from your fellow "progressives" this week?
Hey Ellen - how can I get started on a a career in show biz?
Hillary asks Ellen
August 30, 2007 - 15:07 ET by SportPolitics" How bad were you hurt when GEORGE BUSH and his religious Bible belt protestants decided people like you can't be MARRIED ? " (emphasis is the shill rise of anger and loudness hitlery always pulls off in her fake anger tone.)
The real question, pro lezz : "(Hillary stands up) Ellen, come on over here, no come on here..(audience applauds as Ellen stands looknig shocked and smiling) I want you to do us a favor(Hill holds mic to chest and point waggles finger), we asked the people what our campaign music should be (Ellen smiles wide and audeince begins low cheer ), let's sing together our campaign song. (Hill puts arm around Ellen, the music cues up )....
Yes, that's what I think might happen.
Hillary's question
August 30, 2007 - 14:15 ET by LionKingHRC: "Ellen, do you want to be my date to the inaugral ball?"
GAWD! This is lame ... even
August 30, 2007 - 14:21 ET by drillanwrGAWD! This is lame ... even for Hillary and Co.
Ellen, a question
August 30, 2007 - 14:27 ET by Mica the MagnificentHillary: Ellen, did you ever dream you were in a hot tub with me and we're all alone on a desserted island and Bill is off somewhere with a young married native girl and you look at me and I look at you and . .. . .and . . . oh! . . . . . .me neither.
Ellen, The pants suit
August 30, 2007 - 14:33 ET by TruthMongerEllen,
The pants suit thing is just not working that great for me - can you maybe help me with a 'queer eye for the butch lady senator" kind of thingy?
"Ellen, would you vote for
August 30, 2007 - 14:33 ET by kg"Ellen, would you vote for me even though I accept campaign contributions from crooks and felons?"
Oh Gawd, this isn't more of
August 30, 2007 - 14:52 ET by motherbeltOh Gawd, this isn't more of her "listening tour" crap, is it?
Can the woman not do a SINGLE THING without poll-testing it first?
That aside, my question would be: "Ellen, how did it feel to have Anne Heche dump you for a GUY??"
Listening Tour
August 30, 2007 - 20:54 ET by shades2Thanks for mentioning the listening tour........that was the last time we saw her upstate......oh, I'm sorry.......she does go to the New York State Fair every year.....and eats a Sausage Sandwich.....every politician in New York has to do that.
???
August 30, 2007 - 14:39 ET by Barker"Ellen, how do you win an Emmy for a show that nobody watches?"
}}---> Ellen
August 30, 2007 - 14:56 ET by Cool ArrowAnd another thing, Ellen. Katrina was your fault as we were like totally out of little Dutch boys.
~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~
Ellen, can you recommend a
August 30, 2007 - 14:50 ET by TruthMattersEllen, can you recommend a new person I can use to funnel my illicit campaign money through?
Ellen, do you think you can make Bill turn gay?
Ellen, if I'm elected
August 30, 2007 - 14:57 ET by CrashEllen, if I'm elected President of the United States I'll need a first lady, are you available?
Hillary Ellen Question
August 30, 2007 - 15:45 ET by Lame CherryEllen Question for Hillary: Hillary do you think America is screwed up that the most influencial women in the Democratic party are:
1. Rosie O'Donnell a radical rabid lesbian.
2. Ellen De a goofy lesbian.
3. Oprah who can not get a man to marry her.
4. Hillary Clinton a woman who can not get a man to live with her.
Hillary Question for Ellen: Ellen if we are all gay why are we so miserable?
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What I want to know is will
August 30, 2007 - 16:33 ET by drillanwrWhat I want to know is will Hillary go into her "black-speak"?
Yo! Yo! Yo! Ellen, check this, girlfriend ... I wanna axe ya a question ... Yo! Yo!
Maybe, Lesbian-speak? :)
August 30, 2007 - 17:52 ET by Chris NormanMaybe lesbian-speak? :) Or, since it's stay at home moms who watch Ellen, Hillary can share her cookie recipes - oh, that's right. She never did bake cookies...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
LOL Chris... ...or have
August 30, 2007 - 18:04 ET by bigtimerLOL Chris...
...or have her own original recipe....
Hasn't changed a lick.
BT,It's a
August 30, 2007 - 20:21 ET by Chris NormanBT,
It's a disturbing mental image, thinking of Hillary, in an apron, in the kitchen, baking. For some reason, it gives me the willies. Like Lucrezia Borgia mixing cocktails...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Hasn't changed a lick.I
August 30, 2007 - 19:03 ET by Conservative_in_mass.Bigtimer - "Hasn't changed a lick."
I can't help but think this has more than one meaning...
Hillary: "So, Ellen. What
August 30, 2007 - 17:49 ET by Chris NormanHillary: "So, Ellen. What is it about me that you like the best?"
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Ellen, will you and Portia
August 30, 2007 - 19:34 ET by drillanwrEllen, will you and Portia be my very first guests in the Lincoln Bedroom? Paying guests ... <freaky Hillary laugh>
Pick-up Line
August 30, 2007 - 20:00 ET by WoodyMHow about a three-some with Janet Reno?
How is Portia
August 30, 2007 - 21:03 ET by shades2So Ellen, how is Portia ? As I think back....I've had better.
Don't ask- don't tell
August 30, 2007 - 20:56 ET by muh-oonHillary- don't ask Ellen a question.
i don't think i can post the questions i'm thinking
August 30, 2007 - 23:09 ET by lunaticcringeradiothis is a "family" standard website and i can't get into my cringe humor antics here.
maybe hillary might ask ellen what scent of douche she uses. was that one too graphic.
An actual question that
August 31, 2007 - 10:40 ET by steviep831An actual question that might really be asked:
Hill: "Ellen, how has George W. Bush ruined your life... you know... as a lesbian."
Hillary questions to Ellen...
August 31, 2007 - 11:21 ET by Parker12271. Bill says that he would be very interested in double dating if you and Anne Heche ever get back together. What do you think?
2. WHEN I'm the first woman president, not if...(cheesy pause for applause), I have decided to offer you a position in my administration. How about ambassador to San Francisco?