CBS’s Smith Touts Green Couple Who Lived Year Without Toilet Paper

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Harry Smith, Colin and Michelle Beavan, CBS On Monday’s CBS Early Show, co-host Harry Smith promoted a new book and documentary about a New York City couple that spent a year without modern amenities, such as toilet paper and electricity, to limit their impact on the environment: “This is an amazing saga....when the lights were switched back on, Colin and Michelle clearly saw a year that meant so much more than living without toilet paper.”

Smith asked Colin and Michelle Beavan what their “inspiration” was, to which Colin replied: “Concern for the planet. I mean, we were reading so much about global warming happening and we were just frustrated because what can any one person do? So we thought we’d try to do what we could.” Michelle added: “I had just seen the movie An Inconvenient Truth, so that really – it was kind of perfect timing.”

In response to the Beavan’s only eating fresh unpackaged food, Smith saw the logic: “the cost of what the wheat is in a box of cereal that costs $4? It’s a couple of pennies, you know, versus all of this stuff that’s around it. So there’s – there’s some sense in all of this.” Near the end of the segment, Colin again cited global warming hysteria: “And we discovered that, you know, there is a climate emergency happening and it is possible for us as citizens to actually take care.” Smith agreed: “You just have to get 300 million people to do it.”

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While concluding the segment, Smith made reference to the lack of toilet paper: “Okay, and the last question, is the answer newspaper?” Colin dodged the question and simply replied: “what we want to talk about here is that we have a big emergency.”

Here is a full transcript of the segment:

8:00AM TEASE:

HARRY SMITH: And could you spend a year without toilet paper? This couple did and they took it even further. They’ll tell you about their year of no impact living and going green to the extreme.

8:31AM TEASE:

HARRY SMITH: Coming up, the surprising story of a man who went green to the extreme along with his wife and daughter. This is an amazing saga. There’s a book, there’s a documentary film. What if you basically said ‘I’m going to not use electricity, I’m not going to buy new stuff, I’m not going to buy packaged food from the store.

MAGGIE RODRIGUEZ: Not even toilet paper, right?

SMITH: Think about that, for one solid year.

RODRIGUEZ: I can’t imagine.

SMITH: Completely changed their lives. They are with us live in the studio this morning and have got a great story to tell.

8:35AM SEGMENT:

HARRY SMITH: In 2006, a New York City writer began a one year experiment. He and his family would try to live their lives with as little environmental impact as possible. Now their extreme green experience is the subject of a new book and documentary. For Colin Beavan, his wife Michelle, and daughter Isabella, a year of little impact on the environment meant big changes.

[ON-SCREEN HEADLINE: No-Impact Man; Going Green to the Extreme]

COLIN BEAVAN: It meant no carbon dioxides, so no driving or flying.

SMITH: The family traveled on foot or by bicycle. Ate only unpackaged locally grown food. And stopped shopping for anything new, including toilet paper.

MICHELLE BEAVAN: Honey, do we have any toilet paper?

COLIN BEAVAN: No.

BEAVAN: It’s not about deprivation, it’s not about not taking care of yourself. It’s the opposite, it’s about seeing is it possible to have a good life without wasting so much.

SMITH: Rather than ship waste to a landfill, Colin had a compost bin in the living room, complete with worms. The year wasn’t always easy.

COLIN BEAVAN [TURNING OFF LIGHTS]: Okay, here we go.

MICHELLE BEAVAN: Honey, do you remember where you put the matches?

SMITH: And, of course, compromises were made along the way. But when the lights were switched back on, Colin and Michelle clearly saw a year that meant so much more than living without toilet paper.

COLIN BEAVAN: What if we called it the year I lost 20 pounds without going to the gym once? Or if we called it the year we ate locally and seasonally. There are actual benefits to living environmentally.

SMITH: Colin Beavan’s book about his family’s experience is called No Impact Man and he joins us now with Michelle. Good morning.

MICHELLE BEAVAN: Good morning.

COLIN BEAVAN: Good morning.

SMITH: Alright, original inspiration was what?

BEAVAN: Concern for the planet. I mean, we were reading so much about global warming happening and we were just frustrated because what can any one person do? So we thought we’d try to do what we could.

SMITH: So you have this idea and he comes home and he says ‘guess what we’re going to do, honey?’And you said?

MICHELLE BEAVAN: And I said – I said yes. He was really excited about it and I had just seen the movie An Inconvenient Truth, so that really – it was kind of perfect timing.

SMITH: Sure. Sure.

BEAVAN: And he was very excited about it and I thought this is for a great cause. So I’m game.

SMITH: Alright. Great ideas sometimes are so great because they’re ideas. And then the reality comes. How hard was it?

BEAVAN: You know honestly, the hard thing is breaking all the bad habits of wasting. But by three months in, the dividends were so enormous that it was really an incredible adventure. The health dividends.

SMITH: Okay, alright-

COLIN BEAVAN: Because, for example, when we turned the TV off, we ended up spending more time together as a family. Spending more time outside with our little girl. So it was interesting that we let go of the inconveniences – the so-called conveniences and efficiencies and found other joys.

SMITH: Right. So what did you eat for breakfast? Because you didn’t – tried not to buy any packaged food, right.

MICHELLE BEAVAN: Right.

COLIN BEAVAN: And only local food. So breakfast time in the wintertime was a lot of corn meal porridge, but in the summertime-

SMITH: Mhmm.

BEAVAN: Yeah, that’s true. But in the summertime when the farmer’s market really came up, then it was all sorts of berries and cantaloupes. And actually, what happened to us was we lost weight because we were eating so much better.

SMITH: Right. And not using the elevator, as well?

MICHELLE BEAVAN: No. So we were using the stairs, so we had automatic cardio built into our day. Bike, walking around, stairs. It was great, we didn’t have to go to the gym.

COLIN BEAVAN: So funny the city of New York is right now promoting people, asking them to take stairs as a method of exercise.

SMITH: Sure. Right. The – when people came over, friends of yours, say you had them over for dinner, and you’d have your compost box right in the middle of the living room and it probably gives off a kind of an interesting aroma, as it were. What – how did people respond to it?

BEAVAN: Well-

SMITH: Did you turn on the lights?

BEAVAN: Well, for example – no, we didn’t turn on the lights specially – but, for example, one time we had a local eating party where – a pot luck dinner where everybody had to bring their own food that they made. And then the whole thing ended up being this whole conversation about how did you do it and where did you get the local ingredients from. It was really fascinating.

SMITH: Right. Is this one of those – okay, so we did this for a year and that was so nutty and what a great experiment and what a great experience. What’s the most important thing you hung on – you’re going to hang on to? Because you turned the lights back on, right?

BEAVAN: We did. You know-

SMITH: Are you taking the elevator now?

MICHELLE BEAVAN: Yeah, but-

COLIN BEAVAN: But no air conditioning.

MICHELLE BEAVAN: No TV. You know what, it’s really not hard not to waste. And it was a great joy and a pleasure that made me happier to feel like I was treating the planet with more respect and it made our family really intimate and more close to kind of let go of-

SMITH: Of the stuff.

BEAVAN: Of the distractions of screens and high-fructose corn syrup and all that.

SMITH: It was interesting, I was just out in Iowa, I was talking to a farmer friend of mine and we were talking with the price of commodities and all this other stuff. And he said do you know how much – how many – the cost of what the wheat is in a box of cereal that costs $4? It’s a couple of pennies, you know, versus all of this stuff that’s around it. So there’s – there’s some sense in all of this.

BEAVAN: Yeah, this was a great lifestyle redesign for us.

SMITH: Yeah.

BEAVAN: We weren’t saying anyone else should do it, but we – we discovered enormous joys and benefits by redesigning our lifestyle in a way that just wasn’t wasting and harmful to the planet either.

COLIN BEAVAN: And we discovered that, you know, there is a climate emergency happening and it is possible for us as citizens to actually take care and do-

SMITH: Did you feel like it made a difference?

BEAVAN: Yeah. I mean, thousands of-

SMITH: You just have to get 300 million people to do it.

BEAVAN: Yeah, that’s right. Thousands of people came to the blog and started working on it themselves, too.

SMITH: Okay, and the last question, is the answer newspaper?

BEAVAN: Oh, you – though, what we want to talk about here is that we have a big emergency.

SMITH: Okay, alright. I just thought that was the answer. Alright. Thanks very much. To read an excerpt from No Impact Man, go to our website, EarlyShow.CBSNews.com.

—Kyle Drennen is a news analyst at the Media Research Center.


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That's Disgusting...

No toilet paper?!?

The other disgusting part is these people's never-ending desire to control every aspect of every US citizen's lives through guilt about one or onother of their "crises". Which of course, would only serve to  communally miserable citizenry.

I hope they fail. (they will)

No kidding

Corn meal porridge is disgusting, too.  Blech. 

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

Fred a Wilma

Well a big Yabb dabba Do to Fred and Wilma Flintstone on the CBS Morning Show.  IsHarry Smith, Barney Rubble, taking a wrecking ball to sensible values?

These are the same people

These are the same people who, if we all went back to horses and buggies, would complain about all the horse$h!t in the streets and worry about the impact of THAT on the environment and people's health.

Did these people also eschew all medicines that weren't  herbal?

I really would like to know

I really would like to know what their studio smelled like, especially during those hot, muggy, New York City summer days with the AC turned off.

But maybe I really don't want to know because it would be rank enough to gag a maggot. 

And they still have friends willing to come over to eat?  Brave souls. Yechh!

Rush is right

These idiots are all little Tyrants.  (capital T).

They all feel the need to control our lives, to follow their godless religion of Gaia.  Sorry stoners, (Stone Agers/Hippies/Gaia freaks) I like living in the twenty first century.

And as Michelle Malkin noted on her blog, how much energy was used to broadcast your message around the world?  Certainly more than they use in a year in Nigeria.

Hypocritical Tyrants.

 

http://clearthehaze.blogspot.com

Hard-Hitting Journalism

With so much bad news about oBama, whatelse can you do? 

"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason

You Go First, Harry, Permanently

Then maybe I'll give some thought to it, too. :)

Hypocrite.

ELCore

I like your idea better than the one I posted below.   Good thinking!

 

"Reason and persuasion are the only practical instruments against error.  To make way for these, free inquiry must be indulged" - Thomas Jefferson

Harry Smith should set an

Harry Smith should set an example and live green for a year while the cameras follow him around.

 

"Reason and persuasion are the only practical instruments against error.  To make way for these, free inquiry must be indulged" - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not one of the 300 million that want to do it

Good grief, lady gets fooled by Algore's movie when it was proven to be false in so many areas.....probably thought the CGI bear was real too.

If people want to live a lifestyle that's no better than a caveman, go right ahead, I won't stop you.  I'm in the 21st Century, I prefer to live in it and live the way I choose to without a couple of idiots trying to tell me the same.  And I use 3-ply toilet paper and I drive a truck!

So stick that in your compost heap!

-Jon

jon_torlin , Caveman, with 4 hot showers a day, heated home...

If people want to live a lifestyle that's no better than a caveman, go right ahead, I won't stop you. 

Point is they are not living like caveman.

They depend on folk that drive trucks to DELIVER the "unpackaged" food within bicycling range.

Also they have a stove that has a boiling pot full of blow-out porrage.. So they can use untold amounts hot water to shower 2 ,3, 4 times a day.

These folks have way too much time on their hands! 

Hay I lived without electricity for a while,,, IT SUCKED...

The way things are going, all of us will not have electricity, ever again. 

State controlled health care is Tort Reform.

Me too, upc

Lived without electricity.  Those pesky hurricanes.

Nothing is better than AC in August, trust me.  And refrigeration.

A compost heap in the living room?  THAT's disgusting.

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

Blonde--

I'm a Floridian and know exactly what you're talking about with no A/C in August. Why do hurricanes have to come at the hottest, most humid part of the year?  LOL

And don't compost heaps need worms to aerate the compost...in the living room?  Ew!

Kat...where are you?

I'm in Pompano Beach. 

We got rolled by Katrina and Wilma in 2005.  Katrina was a small one (CAT 1 when it came ashore here), but it did alot of damage and power was out for about a week in August.  In fact, when it came back on, Katrina was a CAT 4 monster out in the middle of the Gulf.  We were shocked.  That was in August, and it was awful!!!! 

Wilma was a wierd storm, first, it hit in the morning, so I actually got to see it instead of just hear it.  And as soon as it blew out to sea (we were in the south eye wall the whole time, strong CAT @....a cold front came through (like within hours)....and that was terrific!  It was October 24th, I think....so that really helped the no AC.  We have a generator, of course, for the fridge and stuff, but it's not enough to power the A.C.  I'm thining of a fail-over natural gas big one to power the whole house, but it's a pain with the codes and whatnot, plus expensive.

So was glad to see El Nino and a quiet season....it's about done, I think.

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

Blonde--

I'm in the Cocoa Beach area. We didn't get anything from Katrina or Wilma, but we did get Charley, Frances and Jeanne in '04. I lost my power for a week with both Frances and Jeanne.  I was fortunate not to lose even a shingle with all three but some of my neighbors weren't so lucky.

Love Cocoa Beach

You were lucky....Francis & Jeanne split the difference between you and me and hit Vero within a few miles, twice.  

2004 was a bad, bad year.  We had "hurricane phone cons" every Friday for six weeks in a row.  Talk about frazzled.  Everyone was shell shocked....and we lost our power for about a week for Francis, too.

Funny story, a week before Francis, I woke up and the power was off.  I looked out the window and the power pole between my house & my neighbor's was laying on his truck.  It had rotted and died of old age.  The FPL guys said they don't even check them, just replace them as they fall over.  And we wonder why the power goes out when we have a little blow.

Cheers!

 

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

→Kat

Grew up in Satellite Beach just down the road (A-1-A)...just saying "Howdy"!

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

Generator

We installed a guardian 16 KW generator because the power up here is not stable.  When I talked to the person I told them I wanted to have a system that ran on gas and was hands off (ie loss of power to assumed the power and kept running till it came back).  Up here in north east PA the power is anything but steady and those of us that are on well need power to get water.  The size of the generator is big enough to power everything in the house including the AC.  Send me a PM and tell you the price and more information. 

didn't say that

I said if they want to live a lifestyle that's no better than a caveman, not live like a caveman.  There's a difference.

But point being, I don't want to have a lifestyle even remotely like that.  

You're right though, now that the news came out about Ahmadinnerjacket having the info to construct a nuke, yeah, they set off that EMP, we'll definitely be in the dark.  Anyone who wants a headstart on how that might be, check out that scifi show from years ago, Dark Angel, watch how people are living in that show, that'll be us one day.

Thank God I was a Boy Scout.

-Jon

Speaking of Ack Ack

Is there some deal in the works to offer the iranians free loads of power plant ready uranium fuel?

If so then 100% of his atoms for peace, factories may now be used for H-bomb making...thereby cutting confusion on where the load of hot uranium goes.... 

100 years to build America's infrastructure, gone in a flash.

What would be the point of blasting them LATER, vain hussein?

Heck, just supply the Israelis with their wish list of stuff.

Nope not a chance, we are sitting ducks......

State controlled health care is Tort Reform.

Ditto that! Stick it in

Ditto that!

Stick it in that compost heap in your living room!!

That's not only disgusting, it's downright unsanitary and unhealthy!

 

one word comes to mind

And that's "Bacteria."  Lots and lots of bacterial infection just floating around...*shudder*

That's what I think when I hear that.

-Jon

I am not buying this no TP BS even for a second

I bet they had Charmin delivered in plain brown boxes, and have it safely tucked away in a utility closet.

This is nothing more than a cheesy publicity stunt.

And anyone who still makes public assertions that this planet is warming is demonstrating impaired intelligence, or is lying through their teeth, and isn't worth another moment of my time.

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

Dave.....I wish Monty Python

Dave.....I wish Monty Python was still around to do justice to the topic. ;+}

No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.

cel,

That would be hilarious.

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

Well there's this, celator.

Well there's this, celator. :0

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."

—Margaret Thatcher

LOL.. I'm buying some. No

LOL.. I'm buying some.

No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.

I don't think "cheesy" is

I don't think "cheesy" is the word for it..... ; )

mattm,

LOL-Yeah, well, it's too late now.

:-)

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

Did anyone else notice that

Did anyone else notice that they didn't really explain how they wiped for a year?

I'd be curious to know.  And how much their laundry costs/water bills went up from having to clean all that soiled underwear.

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam

Modern--

I'm glad you asked because I was going to if nobody else did. I admit it...I have sick curious streak sometimes. 

Recycle

Toliet paper is made from trees, which are planted to replace the trees which were used to make the paper.

To paraphrase the founder of Greenpeace - "Everytime you use a sheet of paper, you indirectly place an order for a tree to be planted."

 

These kind of

These kind of back-to-nature odd balls have around since the late 1800s. They are always a pin-prick of a minority, but the left would like to see their nature worship made law.

As Madge might say, "Human misery? You're soaking in it."

Now known as "Stinky Colin"

Now known as "Stinky Colin" and "Smelly Michelle" to what's left of their friends...

Throw 'da bums out!!!

no incumbent re-elected, with very few exceptions!

www.loyaltoliberty.com

Anybody remember the KHMER ROUGE & Year Zero???

Remember the Khmer Rouge and Pol Pot's YEAR ZERO policy which was a return to a "Peasant" economy in which there would be no class divisions, no money, no books, no schools, no hospitals.  The genocide that followed numbered 1.7 - 2.5 MILLION people...all in the name of socialism.  Just substitute "Return to Green" for "Return to Peasant".  It can only end badly.

 In protest of this

In protest of this silliness, I will only wipe with paper towels and baby wipes!

Who wants to join me?!

I'm a refugee from the Democratic Party.

 

this couple

must have a combined IQ of about 120.I notice harry asks some specific questions ,but doesn't follow up for the answers,ie the smell from the compost bin in the living room .if NYC Childrens services got wind of this couples antics ,i suspect they would have removed issabella pretty damn quick. i don't think they would have succeded in illumenating their apartment with candles for to long in an appartment in ny city. my personal opinion is it didn't happen the way the story was told .

Harry Smith Forgot To...

....shake the couple's hands before and after the show.

He didn't forget...

He knew better.

 islam is a lie and Truth is killing it.

Weapons Grade Stupid

These people are frighteningly stupid.  "We were reading about.."  "The movie said.."

WOW  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the poster children of why there are warnings on movies.

The fascination of self loathing by liberals, is itself fascinating.  

I wonder what it's like to hate your our own species so much.

SSS-- ha ha. weapon's grade

SSS-- ha ha. weapon's grade stupidity. Like it.

Chicago's 2016 Olympic Games bid... one more example of Obama's SMART diplomacy. 

A year?

A year without toilet paper and they seated them on a white sofa?

Well I am as conservative as those eco freaks are communist

And I only use a minute amount of TP, with all the compact bidet systems out there (bidanit/simplebidet) there are much more effective, economical and dare I say green ways of handling what needs to be taken care off down there.

But I wouldn't be surprised if those fame whore wanted to smell like a sewage treatment plant in order to bring attention to their "cause".

Straight in at a #1

Conclusive proof that what passes for news really is crap.

Chicago's 2016 Olympic Games bid... one more example of Obama's SMART diplomacy. 

Only Americans. Harry?

Why does Harry think that 300 million people is enough. I'm guessing that it's because he thinks it's all our fault, and the rest of the world will follow our lead once they see how we've accepted responsibility for raping the planet.

I'm not doing so until Roman Polanski says he's sorry. And proably not then, at any rate.

Not so successful experiment?

"In 2006, a New York City writer began a one year experiment"

Apparently that TP experiment wasn't very successful since they STOPPED!

I bet that compost "box"in the living room disappeared as well.

BTW, who couldn't they put a compost box on roof or in a garden?   As a matter of fact, why didn't they grow their own vegetables? 

It seems that is "experiment" wasn't very well thought out.  But, hay, they got a book deal out of it!

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

I hope they used Newspaper;

I hope they used Newspaper; at least the trees felled for it would finally be put to good use.

Of course the environment is important and we all have a responsibility to protect it, but these whackjobs as well as radical Muslims won't be happy until we're living in the freakin' dark ages. 

The reason these fools don't want to talk about what they did in lieu of toilet paper is probably because they were posing a public health risk.  Not only will they be happy when they're living in their 8th century paradise, they'll be ecstatic when the plague is in vogue again.

Finally, a reason to buy

Finally, a reason to buy the New York Times!

 

MSNBC - The Place For Lunatics

Book

Anybody else notice that these idiots wrote a book about their experience?  How many trees were cut down to print that drivel?  I think this exposes it for what it was, a way to get make money, nothing more.  I don't begrudge them for that.  Heck, that's what capitalism is all about.  Just don't preach to me that I have to follow your lead, especially since you aren't doing it anymore! 

"I think that when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody."  Barack Obama to "Joe the Plumber"

I am definitely going to buy this book......

I am definitely going to buy this book, when it comes out handwritten by an ink quill on parchment paper!

This couple stated that they were inspired to do this whole project by Michael Moore, and we can clearly see that they have learned a lot from this charlatain.  In the end, these two people reveal themselves to be colossal hypocrits.  Their book deal and appearence on The Early Show will use more energy and resources then 90% of the average inhabitant of planet earth uses in their entire lifetime.

If CBS wanted to interview somebody who hasn't used toilet paper in a year, they could send a crew out to most any street corner in Manhattan and without much trouble could probably turn up a candidate or two. 

"I've sentenced boys younger then you to the gas chamber.  Didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to them."  Judge Smails 

waitaminutewaitaminute!

they spent the year not using TP and then wrote a BOOK!?

I do not get these people.  I just don't.

____________________________________________ 
The Emperor, he has no clothes

"Shut up Beavan's."

"I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!"

I hope they used a bidet. 

They may be "green", but, I have more experience.  

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

  Only in the idiot world of the MSM and ecodummies is the concept of not using toilet paper unheard of.

  I can't find a source but I am guessing that most of the world does not use toilet paper. My first thought was of a bidet too. Wow, I must be a genious. Either that, or I have traveled outside of this country. Unlike ecodummies and Harry Smith.

  Shhhhhhh. Don't tell Harry.

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

It better be a low volume bidet by God!

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

Harry Smith - How about a year without a....

Harry Smith - How about a year without a.... Microphone?Or better yet, how about a year with you tossing out your own toilet paper, and using the film from "An Inconvenient Truth," for wiping.On, the other hand, since you are on record in believing that Manhattan will be under water in another 40 years - how about dropping tro, and just standing around and allowing nature to take it's course.(;~/ gary

Trees are a RENEWABLE

Trees are a RENEWABLE resource!  It's like complaining about solar power!

According to the USDA Forest Service we have the same amount of forest land today as there was over 100 years ago.

http://www.internationalpaper.com/PDF/PDFPaper/Environmental/DTEWhereFrom.pdf

So this happened 10 years ago right?

because that's when temps plateaued. Or was it last year when the actually went down. Just what the hell difference did this mind numb knucklehead think he made other than show his ignorance on TV? Does anyone see a book or PBS series in this dimwits future?

 

What did they use as an alternative to TP? Didn't disentary follow that sort of practice in the past? Devo was right.

Alternative.....Newspaper

They used the NY Times etc, thats all its good for.

They made their child "go green" for a year too?

 

Someone should call social services.

Don't Tax Me, Bro.

It was only for a year. But

It was only for a year. But only a year because the teachers refused to let the stinky little kids back in school unless they were allowed to shower with hot water and real soap. That lye will peal the hide right off.

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

Return to the past

Having just spent a few days on Macinac Island with no cars, only horses, I have a small idea of the problems. The overwhelming one is the pungent odor of horse crap everywhere, all day, every day. They sell fudge to tourists so they have something to put under their noses, a memory other than horse dung. So do you really want to live in a cave, ride a horse and heat and cook around a camp fire? The carbon footprint of that life style would be huge. ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY

Need to sell a book?

Need to sell a book? That's what these two are doing. These people are pathetic.

Why stop?

If the so-called climate emergency caused them to go without electricity, toilet paper, etc. then why did they stop?

If they're proud about losing weight and staying in shape by taking stairs instead of elevators, then why did they stop?

I think the dirty little secret (besides their undies) was that they really hated going without lights, toilet paper, and elevators. However, the book isn't going to write itself. 

Tin Foil Hat Idiots

What did these two a$$hats do to stay warm in New York City during the winter? Any type of heating available NYC is generated by some kind of fossil fuel. Perhaps they slept with the winos on  sidewalk grates or in the subway tunnels.

These two clowns are so gullible I think I'll try to sell them a 110 year old bridge crossing the east river.

Sounds to me like it was a pretty crappy year...

Sigh!

So,

how many times are they going to trot these goofballs out on TV?  I'd just hate to live next door to them. 

 

At least this bozo would know what my carbon footprint was... a size 12 right square on his ...

I'm not sure, but I think

I'm not sure, but I think these two have just fixed global warming.

So they went carbon neutral

So they went carbon neutral for a year? no cars no electricity... did they tally up the extra carbon they emitted by climbing stairs and bicylcing rather than sitting at rest in a car or elevator?

I think its great if someone wants to live without any of the comforts technology and human advancement can give. Thats what is great about this country, but unless their book is in some sort of "verbal lore" form being passed on through rote, or scratched out on dried soy leaves using berry juice as ink I think their grand experement doesnt quite live up to the hype. As has been said, they are back to "Normal" now. Turn on the lights, fire up the eco friendly apples and start cranking out a book...no wait, they will keep a few of the things they liked, like no tv and the occasional bike ride, but the inconveniant stuff is gone for sure.

 I would imagine at the end of the year the list went like this,  Toss out the compost heap/ottoman get rid of the corn cobs and open up the Charmin, charge up the cell phone and start calling fluff news shows to get the book publicity tour rolling.

Portrait of the American...

...moron.

It's called a bidet.

   Contrary to popular opinion. Quite a few cultures on this planet do without toilet paper. Japan. Thailand. Philippines. That I know of. So the whole concept is not that foreign unless you are liberal and/or part of the MSM Harry.

   Emergency now? Someone ought to send a twitter to the sun that is possibly on the verge of a new minimum.

   Compost box in the living room? Here is a new concept. Suburbia. People have yards there. Compost boxes smell. Idiots.

SMITH: You just have to get 300 million people to do it.

  No, you have to convince 6 billion people you friggin idiot. That is the problem. (thankfully for us intelligent folks)

 Now excuse me, I am going to take a poo and wash my butt with soap and water, like a sizable portion of the planet.

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

LOL!

So THIS is what CBS now considers "newsworthy"? Toilet paper? WOW! This really says a lot...

 

"If God is dead, somebody is going to have to take his place. It will
be megalomania or erotomania, the drive for power or the drive for
pleasure, the clenched fist or the phallus, Hitler or Hugh Hefner."
— Malcolm Muggeridge

If "global warming" supporters

were willing to make the ultimate sacrafice for the planet, they'd hold their breaths for 6 minutes and reduce their CO2 emmisions by 100%! Think of all the toilet paper and other resources that would also be saved if they'd make this sacrafice. 

Iron man

So the iron woman is aptly named because of rust in her panties. We don't know the story. They may have used Bounty towels.

So the turning point in the

So the turning point in the lives of these morons was watching the fraudulent movie "An Inconvient Truth". My God they are dumber than owl$hit. Liberals get excited by fantacizing about forcing others to do as they say. Liberals are compelled to control and dictate other people thoughts and actions. It is a form of mental illness. Harry Smith wants 300 million people to follow these fools. So what did they wipe their asses with? and how did they dispose of the poop in a sanitary manner. Don't shake these people's, or Cheryl Crow's, feces encrusted hands. Or trust Al Gore's feces clogged judgement.

Got that beat!

So they haven't used toilet paper in a yr. Big deal, my 11 yr old son hasn't used toilet paper since he was 8. Not even 1 square as allowed by Cheryl Crow.

SPEW ALERT

Good one, nada.

 

"Reason and persuasion are the only practical instruments against error.  To make way for these, free inquiry must be indulged" - Thomas Jefferson

that must be only in the US right?

because around 4 billion in the world already only use water to wash their butts with after they dump.  only the 1st world nations and wealthy use toilet paper.  the french have a toilet that washes your butt for you.  I think they are going a little over board with the no toilet paper thing.  they want you to think that everyone in the world uses toilet paper but it is not true.

"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effect of folly is to fill the world with fools."

Herbert Spencer's "State Tamperings with Money Banks"

Anyone ever been too Palawan Philippines

that Philippine province has been 80% logged from the 70's to the 90's yet most of their forest are 60-30 years old.  and those trees are ready to be harvested but there is a logging ban now.

the only true virgin forest there are extremely far to the interior where the loggers could not get to.  most of what you see is 100, 60, and 30 year old forests.  They did a good job of replanting trees after logging. they had too or massive mudslides would of destroy or hinder the routine logging progress.

"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effect of folly is to fill the world with fools."

Herbert Spencer's "State Tamperings with Money Banks"

This is just BS.  Think

This is just BS.  Think about it.  They did without all power in the middle of the winter in New York?  I don't think so.  Even if they survived, it is likely that their apartment's plumbing and possible that of their neighbors would freeze and burst. 

I own multi unit/mulit story apartments.  If a tenant leaves for the winter and forgets to keep the heat on to a setting of at least 60F, you have plumbing problems and these properties are in North Carolina!

Hey, I've got a great idea.  You don't have to live with a turd shack in your living room for a year in New York city.  Just hit up Obama's brother in Africa.  He lives in a shack with a dirt floor and cardboard walls and a tin roof.  He buys food "local" because that is all he can get.  He probably shits where he bathes and gets his water for drinking.  It is unknown whether he uses Charmin for wiping . . . the nether regions.  But, hey, he is living "green."  Where is his book deal and movie? What?  No Early Show interview?  <barf>

 

Alas, Poor Robuck! We knew you well.

Did they air dry?  The sears Robuck catalogue is gone so what is left? 

My dad told me that when he was a kid (he's now 92) they would say that if it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down.  I laughed but he still practices water conservation.

 

When I brought students to Germany in the 80's, I was told to teach them how to shower Eruopean style - no 15 minute showers.  Spray, shut water off; soap and scrub ; and put water back on to rinse.  Loved the hand held showers.  All Americans should have them.  I wonder if the kids holding signs supporting the environment have learned the shower rule?  I bet they don't because it would bite into their creature comforts.

Mr. & Mrs. Skid-Mark

 

Let's suppose they used a bidet - I would like an analysis of the extra water usage.  Unless the Skid-Mark's are using a hand operated pump in the yard, the water is coming from somewhere and needs to be pumped, which uses electricity, etc, etc.

Don't Tax Me, Bro.

Silly.

   Not much of an ecodummy are you? Water is a renewable resource unlike trees. 

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.