CBS: Bill Maher Bashes Religion; ‘Afraid’ of ‘Sarah Palins of the World’

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On Monday’s CBS Early Show, co-host Harry Smith talked to comedian Bill Maher on his new anti-religion movie and Maher declared: "Isn't there time for one [movie] for the tens of millions of people who are rationalists, who think like I do, and who are afraid that the Sarah Palins of the world are going to be taking over? We've had eight years of George Bush and a faith-based administration. We can't afford another."

Following that comment, Smith observed: "Here's the thing that was an underlying thought. And this -- a serious thought, I thought. In the movie was you wish that Christians were more -- if they were really going to be Christians, would be more Christ-like?" Maher replied: "Don't we all? I think everybody -- I mean, that's something I don't think is even controversial that the message of Jesus, which is very good. It's about love and, you know, forgiveness. It's certainly not about shooting wolves from an airplane. That gets lost with all the nonsense and the bells and whistles." Smith responded by loudly laughing at the jab at Sarah Palin, who as governor approved shooting wolves as a means of controlling the wolf population in Alaska.

Maher pretended to not be anti-religion, simply unsure: "I don't like the word atheist because to me it mirrors the certainty of religion. I preach the gospel of I don't know." Co-host Julie Chen teased the segment using a similar taking point: "Also, the man who preaches the gospel of doubt is here. We're going to talk religion and politics with comedian Bill Maher." However, Maher seemed quite certain that religion was just a big joke: "Well, my motivation is to make people laugh. I mean, religion to me is a giant elephant in the room of comic gold because, you know, we're talking about garden with a talking snake. If you can't find humor there. People are just used to it, that's why they don't laugh at it."

In another tease of the segment, co-host Maggie Rodriguez was excited by Maher’s appearance: "And we're going to get a little politically incorrect with comedian Bill Maher. He's going to talk politics, Palin, and religion, which is the topic of his new movie. You know, it's like anything goes when Bill's here... Can't wait for that."

Here is the full transcript of the segment:

7:00AM TEASER:

JULIE CHEN: And another superstar edition, Bill Maher.

7:38AM TEASER:

MAGGIE RODRIGUEZ: We got a lot of stars on here this morning. Bill Maher's coming in to talk about his new movie, which is controversial, as you would expect from Bill Maher.

8:01AM TEASER:

CHEN: Also, the man who preaches the gospel of doubt is here. We're going to talk religion and politics with comedian Bill Maher.

8:30AM TEASER:

RODRIGUEZ: And we're going to get a little politically incorrect with comedian Bill Maher. He's going to talk politics, Palin, and religion, which is the topic of his new movie. You know, it's like anything goes when Bill's here.

CHEN: Absolutely.

RODRIGUEZ: Can't wait for that.

8:40AM SEGMENT:

HARRY SMITH: Bill Maher, host of 'Real Time With Bill Maher,' is tackling an often taboo subject, organized religion. This time, in his new movie 'Religulous.'

BILL MAHER: Who are you Biblically?

UNIDENTIFIED MAN: I am Jesus Christ man, the second coming of Christ, I am.

MAHER: Not just because you have -- you share the name Jesus?

MAN: No, not because of that, no.

MAHER: Because you also share the name Miranda, maybe you're Carmen Miranda. You may be the second coming of her. You should have fruit on your head, instead of fruit in your head.

SMITH: Bill Maher is with us this morning. Where did you find that guy?

MAHER: We found that guy in Miami, where he preaches. He claims to have thousands, hundreds of thousands of followers. He probably does.

SMITH: Yeah?

MAHER: I mean, he proves that it's just way too easy to start a religion.

SMITH: There you go. I wanted to talk about your background first.

MAHER: Sure.

SMITH: Right, because your mother was Jewish, your father was Catholic.

MAHER: Yeah.

SMITH: You were raised Catholic?

MAHER: Yes.

SMITH: Until 13 years old?

MAHER: Well, yes. That's about when my father quit. You know, I did an interview with my mother and my sister, it is in the movie. My mother gets me my first laughs and it was great to see it finally in front of an audience in a theater. And, you know, there she is. She didn't want to do it. She was 88 years old.

SMITH: Right.

MAHER: And -- but she did it for me and I wanted to ask her on camera, I had never asked her these questions.

SMITH: Sure.

MAHER: Which was how come I didn't find out till I was 13 that I was half Jewish? They never said anything to me. My sister, my father, and I went to church every Sunday and catechism, the kids went, and my mother never went. And I never -- you know when something is a routine from the time you're an infant, you don't question it. So I wanted to ask my mother that and I also wanted to ask her 'why did you stop going? Why did Dad stop going to church at 13?' And she blew me away with the answer, which was that the church outlawed birth control and, of course, I thought well, my parents had sex twice like every parent, you know, for my sister and me and that was it.

SMITH: In their entire history, right.

MAHER: Why would that be something that would involve them? So it was interesting. And she really kicks off the movie and sets it in a setting, in a place where people can relate to it, even though I had kind of a weird upbringing, you know, as she says, you know, every family is dysfunctional.

SMITH: And there were -- therein lies the seeds of doubt, which is really your motivation in this entire movie, you're just trying to-

MAHER: Well, my motivation is to make people laugh. I mean, religion to me is a giant elephant in the room of comic gold because, you know, we're talking about garden with a talking snake. If you can't find humor there. People are just used to it, that's why they don't laugh at it. So it's a very funny movie. It's a comedy. It's not really a documentary but, yes, I also think there's an important point to be made and that does have to do with doubt.

SMITH: Right.

MAHER: I don't like the word atheist because to me it mirrors the certainty of religion. I preach the gospel of I don't know. And I think, you know, people have had so many religious movies, they've had the 'Passion of the Christ' and they've had 'The Robe' and 'The Ten Commandments.' Isn't there time for one for the tens of millions of people who are rationalists, who think like I do, and who are afraid that the Sarah Palins of the world are going to be taking over? We've had eight years of George Bush and a faith-based administration. We can't afford another.

SMITH: Here's the thing that was an underlying thought. And this -- a serious thought, I thought. In the movie was you wish that Christians were more -- if they were really going to be Christians, would be more Christ-like?

MAHER: Don't we all? I think everybody -- I mean, that's something I don't think is even controversial that the message of Jesus, which is very good. It's about love and, you know, forgiveness. It's certainly not about shooting wolves from an airplane. That gets lost with all the nonsense and the bells and whistles.

SMITH: [Loud Laughter] There you go. Bill Maher, thank you so much. .'Religulous' is the movie.

MAHER: 'Religulous.'

SMITH: There you go.

MAHER: I know, it's a hard word.

SMITH: Yeah it is.

—Kyle Drennen is a news analyst at the Media Research Center.


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Wow

I'll pray for you Bill Maher haha

"Maher pretended to not be

"Maher pretended to not be anti-religion, simply unsure"

Of course Maher is not anti-religion he's anti-Christian. If Maher mocked Islam, Buddhism, Taoist, or Wicken then he would be anti-religion.

"9 out of 10 doctors agree that flag burning is the number one killer of liberals."

who are afraid that the

who are afraid that the Sarah Palins of the world are going to be taking over

This reminds me of the old vampire movies when a cross was raised in front of the vampires they would scream and freak out. I guess Sarah Palin is like the cross to these blood suckers and they are all clearly freaking out.

"Liberalism is a mental disorder" -Michael Savage

Bill Maher

The man who preaches the "gospel" of I don't know,try as he might, has no effect on those of us who do. This must frustrate him to no end, having no impact whatsoever, wasting his life on a truly unattainable pursuit.

Maher's a Tool

If indeed Christians acted more like the Christians he perceives, he'd already be  dead, stoned to death for blasphemy.  Alas, today's Christians...are lukewarm.  Neither hot nor cold.  Maher lacks the courage of his convictions shockingly.  Why not conduct the filming of his movie in...say Sudan?  Or Indonesia?  

Chivalry Is Not Dead

Good point.  Speaking from

Good point.  Speaking from own experience, I find devout Christians to be more trustworthy, giving, down-to-earth, and charitable.  They do, by and large, behave better than their non-Christian counterparts -- not always, but statistically speaking.

Bill Maher Bashes

Bill Maher Bashes Religion?

Dog Bites Man.

I love how Maher uses clever

I love how Maher uses clever metaphors and similes to place his audience into a trance.  Typical liberal ear-tickling.

Maher should be afraid of

Maher should be afraid of Gov. Palin - she is totally negative. She is against worshiping any god but her own, against throwing her parents, grandparents under the bus, against murder, against adultery, against stealing, against lying, against conspiracies. These are all things dear to a left-wing extremists heart. 

A lovely little chuckle at Sarah's expense.

Liberals despise people who go to church and believe in God.To a liberal it is akin to voodoo. Maher and Smith obviously think the Sarah Palins of the world are ignorant little hicks and not the sophisticated citizens of the world as are they.The contempt they have for her and those like her is undeniable.What you saw was the future of how millions in this country will be treated if Barack Obama gets into office.

 

Victory in Iraq.

Liberals suck.

McCain for Preznint. 

Judgment Day

--Liberals despise people who go to church and believe in God.To a liberal it is akin to voodoo.

I believe liberals actually will give voodoo a pass because it's okay to believe a lie--the "noble savage" type thing from poet either Wordsworth or Blake. One day when Maher stands before God he won't have any quips an in fact, won't be able to say anything, but just realize the utter horror that he was wrong and that it's too late. I don't wish that on anyone.

 

 

“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.” --Thomas Sowell

Oh goody goody goody.

  Another movie out of hollywood no one will go to see. We seem to need those movies desperately huh?

 Mining religion for comedy gold, huh? Bet you lots of teh funnies about mohammed and his followers blowing up people in Iraq, Pakistan, Philippines, Great Britain, Spain, Thailand, India, Algeria, Afghanistan, Indonesia... Oh god, I have to stop, I am getting the GIGGLES again!

 

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

What a loser

Maher cannot make it on stand up because HE IS NOT FUNNY and he doesn't seem to know that.  His show is pathetic and unwatchable.   I am going to inform HBO that he goes or I do.  I talk with my dollars.   If this guy won't quit spewing this tripe I refuse to pay for it. 

Tell HBO that Free Stinker says "Hi"

I already canceled HBO a while back because of that idiot Maher.

 

Governor Palin - She is the Real Deal !

Free,

I've never even signed up for HBO, because of that "idiot maher".

I do hope someone has a video camera handy when maher tries to enter the Pearly Gates. That is one conservation I would love to see. ;>)

 

"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008

If this movie does well - I'll be so disappointed

I hope everyone here is going to try and see An American Carol this weekend.  It's helps a film the most if you see it in it's opening week-end.  I'm going to go Friday with my husband and I'm going to recruit some friends and to go with us. 

Hey Dee

Good Idea !

I'll have to go see it this weekend.  ;-)

Good Free - I hope a lot of people go

then we can also talk about it here. 

Maybe we could even have an

Maybe we could even have an "American Carol" chat ?  ;-)

 

Governor Palin - She is the Real Deal !

Free

You're insatiable.

 

NOW PLAYING:
Governor Palin Get Your Gun

 

Can't believe I'm doing this...

MrShy said:  "You're insatiable..."

Michael would say..."That's what she said."

Fear Not

Fear not, Dee. It will crash like the Hindenburg. Bill was thinking that he would make a movie like Ben Stein, "only better". He will find out that no one really cares about him.

There was a Tim Robbins movie that opened last weekend, and it completely tanked!  It made less than $200,000 for the entire weekend. It's about three Iraq War soldiers who go on some BS "road trip" and discover... whatever, who cares. Just the thought of that Commie geezer Robbins trying to play a soldier is enough to leave me laughing.

Whoa there Nelly Whoa!

  Good girl.

  Now what's this? There was a new Tim Robbins movie?  

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

Was going to make serious comment, but...

...making a serious comment about Maher and his show is like getting serious about the old Hee Haw TV program.  These goofballs interview Al Gore, and maybe read a couple of blogs about global warming, then suddenly they are climate experts. 

But they refuse to do the tiniest bit of research before spouting off about stories in the Bible such as the "talking snake."  If he would take five minutes to read, he would find that the "serpent" was a former angel, attractive in appearance and possessing certain powers.  He only began slithering in the dust after causing the fall of Adam and Eve, and being cursed by God.  Small detail, but it makes the Mahers of the world look like ignorant boobs. 

To Bill Maher, Jesus has a message:  Bill, don't be afraid of Sarah Palin...be afraid of Me.  To wit: 

Matt. 12:36  But I say to you that for every idle word men may speak, they will give account of it in the day of judgment.  12:37  For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned. 

master chief... Hee Haw

master chief...

Hee Haw was high society compared to Maher!

Liberals Lash Out At Sarah’s Parents

 

 

Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/  

To be fair...

he does bash all religions but tends to pick on the Christians more so, way more so.

Now, the real stink..the attacks on Palin because of her beliefs should be no different than Obama's since he 'proclaimed' himself to be a 'christian' too.   In fact all our 'leaders' and candidates 'proclaim' to be 'christians'...

So Bill, start trashing Obama's beliefs why don't you.

The inane reply from Maher

The inane reply from Maher and his irrational ilk: "That's because Obama doesn't 'impose' his religious views (read: anti-abortion) upon others."  The follow upon to such nonsense is that if one does not act upon one's deeply held convictions (i.e., religion), then one does not, in fact, have the convictions one claims.

What a poor, bitter man...

...in a desperate fight for self-relevancy.  I almost feel sorry for him.  I can only imagine the personal hell that must be his psyche. 

An aside: Can anyone explain why so many leading spokespeople for the left for the last decade have been burnt-out comedians?

Politically Incorrect

Once my husband and I were given tickets to be in the audience of The Price is Right.  As we were leaving when the show was over, we were approached by some employee of the studio asking us to be in the audience for Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.  We had a babysitter already so we figured, Why not?  The studio was nearly EMPTY.  The only people in the studio were the ones who were getting out of other game shows, etc and coerced to come in.  When they got started with their "show" we figured out why nobody wanted to be in the audience.  They were boring, opinionated, lame, wrong and unfunny.  I guess some things don't change all that much.