The Elizabeth Edwards Pity Party

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Elizabeth Edwards has hit the chat show circuit to hawk her new memoir “Resilience.”  Her interview with Oprah airs Thursday.  Elizabeth has some important lessons to teach the young women of today.  The most important of these lessons is to be nothing like her, though I’m pretty sure that’s not the message she is trying to send.

Typically, when someone whines about his or her circumstances, I take a common sense approach and start by blaming the victim.  The fact is that bad things tend to happen to people who make bad, or at least dumb, decisions.  No money?  You’re probably not working hard enough.  Dead end job?  You probably didn’t get an education.  Creepy husband who cheats with a trampy party girl and humiliates you in front of the entire nation?  You probably chose to marry and stick with a creepy husband who would cheat with a trampy party girl and humiliate you in front of the entire nation. 

Elizabeth is not at fault for the death of her son in a tragic auto accident, or for her fight with cancer.  But she sure as hell is at fault for partnering with the kind of guy who would exploit both those things to further his own ambitions.  Democratic strategist Robert Shrum tells of how when Johnny got the vice presidential nod in 2004, he told John Kerry a story he had never told anyone else, about how he kept a vigil by his son’s body and tearfully promised to uphold the boy’s ideals.  Kerry was appalled - because Edwards had told him the very same story a couple years before, including the part about never telling anyone before. 

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Just writing about that makes me want to shower.  And Elizabeth hitched her wagon to the guy who did it. 

Maybe I’m biased because I deal with smarmy plaintiff’s lawyers every day.  The worst of them have that same fake empathy, grating self-righteousness and noxious narcissism that John Edwards threatened to bring to the White House in 2008.  Few of them can match his hair, though.  It’s awesome. 

When Johnny decided that Elizabeth’s illness was bringing him down, he decided to have a fling with Rielle Hunter.  Rielle changed her name from the more pedestrian Lisa Druck.  Lisa had a fling with Jay McInerney - remember him?.  McInerney, part of the cultural wallpaper of the 1980s, actually used her as the inspiration for the heroine of one of his novels that no one ever reads any more.  

Rielle seduced Johnny with a powerful pick-up line that no man could be expected to resist - “You are so hot!”   We’re lucky this guy never got near the Oval Office - he’d go to a Latin American summit and end up doing Castro’s laundry. 

Did I mention they might have had a kid?  A kid John Edwards won’t claim.  Classy. 

I know one truly professional plaintiff’s lawyer who I greatly respect and who actually knew Johnny well and supported his candidacy.  Sitting around waiting for a deposition to start, she told me how hurt and disappointed she and her friends were.  She did not mention what I assume were the stacks of money she and others had forked over because, though I cannot for the life of me understand why, they sincerely believed he was the right man to lead our country.  He had betrayed them, and Elizabeth knew it and let them put their time, money and reputations behind him anyway. 

She is not a victim.  She is an accomplice. 

So, now that she has emerged from the 28,000 square foot palace where she still lives with the Paladin of the Downtrodden to tell her story, I hope just one interviewer has the guts to ask the only question I’d like to hear her answer: 

Why don’t you and Johnny have the decency to just go away?

Originally published May 6, 2009, at Andrew Breitbart's Big Hollywood blog.


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Attention whore

I feel bad that she has Cancer.  With that said, she is just as tacky as her husband.  

“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds”

Samuel Adams

Mizflame,Dittos,

Mizflame,

Dittos, regarding her illness. Otherwise, Ms. Edwards has shown the same crass ambitions as her - er - husband, by keeping her wagon hitched to him. During his last campaign she has also shown herself to be as strident (remember the Coulter ambush) as her - er - husband - and then used her illness as a shield.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

mizflame and

mizflame and Chris...

Couldn't agree more, like some of us posted way back when about Elizabeth, she is the same as Shrillster...she has guided and formed exactly what her hubby will/would do regarding getting her into the WH...she is nothing more than a political whore who we are somehow suppose to pity...

Well, not me...and now she is whoring her book, she had better help it pays for the cost of the lawyering it is going to take for her sweetykins...therefore her own hide.

My heart only goes out to the kids...that is it.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

bt, A dignified person

bt,

A dignified person would have returned to privacy and locked the skeletons away (if she insisted on staying with the sleaze bag). A political opportunist, like Elizabeth Edwards, misses the attention she so obviously craves, and uses this book to keep the whole tawdry thing - and her tawdry self - in the spotlight. I think Edwards' mistress has shown more dignity than Ms. Edwards - even if it was because of a payoff.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Chris... I could not agree

Chris...

I could not agree more.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

John Edwards is

a total...how to say...rhymes with "poosh tag." He even looks smarmy. Typical sleazy Dem. He makes Bill Clinton look like an altar boy.

  Edwards would have been

  Edwards would have been a truly bad President.   A man truly unqualified.  But.... better than what we have now.

 

Howdy MA... You know what

Howdy MA...

You know what is past sad...I agree.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

MA, At the very least,

MA,

At the very least, the media wouldn't be showing the scary love they have for Obama and wouldn't be offering him the to-the-death protection.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Hi guys

  But what I don't understand is the people who fell for this snake-oil salesman.  I mean, we all here spotted him as a charlaton without needing to see that his 'smoking gun' got him in trouble.  It's like some people when they watch a candidate speak only see the transcripts of the candidates speeches and see nothing in their brains with the sound turned off.

MA... Exactly right MA...a

MA... Exactly right MA...a Teleprompter for a Prez is enough for them. Empty-suit is OK as long as the teleprompter tells them he will take care of them from cradle to grave, not having a clue what that means...let alone entails.

As long as everything is rosy sounding..it works for them, even if that rose-bud never blooms.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Mid America

We don't get what they see in Obama either.  All I can figure is:

Conservatives are from Earth. Liberals are from Venus.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Chris: conservatives from earth, libs from Venus..I disagree

I would say liberals are from Uranus.

Angry White Dude

www.angrywhitedude.c...

Superb!

Well crafted Kurt.  That one lying sack (Kerry) was appalled by another (Johnny) says a lot about what a creep Johnny is.  That Elizabeth is still playing the game leads me to ponder whether she learned her craft from him or he learned his from her. 

What on earth were the two of them thinking???

Did they REALLY believe they could pull the wool over the entire country's eyes were they successful in the election?  Once again, the 'do you know who I am' crowd lets the America public know what they really think of us...the great unwashed knuckle-dragging masses!  What they fail to understand as they sit in their lofty mansions is that WE ARE AMERICA!!!!

I agree - she is NOT a victim - and I take great offense in her public airing of her dirty laundry!  Some people just don't have any class - even if they do live in huge mansions with hotsy-totsy ambulance chasers! 

For whatever years Elizabeth Edwards has left, I would think she would prefer to live them with her head held high rather than running all over the place humiliating herself in public.  I would have more respect for her, just as I would have had for Hillary, if she had stood up for herself and cast aside her 'ride' - neither of these men care one hoot about their respective wives...and by remaining in the relationship, it is quite obvious what is important to both women. 

Believe me, I will NOT buy or read her tell-all book.

For Hillary, it's nothing more than POLITICS!  Without Bill Clinton, she would have been Hillary Who???? 

This comment comes from a proud RWRE!!   It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ San Adams

CV... What I think

CV...

What I think Elizabeth was counting on was the same thing Shrillary was...the msm looking into depth about all the connections O had, plus his legal citizenship/eligibility to become Pres, I think they counted on this...they had no idea how ga-ga the majority of the msm press of all venues was going to be in the tank for Jug-Ears.

The fools counted on their usual bestest friends that Shrillary worked for years to help make all the connections and groups with, while Elizabeth was hoping a twofer with people being sick of the Clintoons, and O and all his skeletons being a big msm brouhaha.

Wrong on both counts.

 Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

"She is not a victim. She is an accomplice."

Agreed.  As long as his infidelity was a secret, and his campaign hopes alive, she played right along. 

Now that his political career is a shambles and she has joined Hillary Clinton's Cheating Husbands Club, she wants to be seen as a victim (Victims are heroes in today's media culture).   And she wants us to buy her book.

She's a fraud.

I have no pity for

I have no pity for either one of them. They built that big house in a quiet rural setting. It caused the surrounding property values to skyrocket. The folks that lived there back when the Edwards were farting in the sandbox have had to sell out. They can't afford to pay the taxes.

I wish the US Attorney that is looking into the Breck Boy's misuse of campaign money would find something. I think Silky Pony is a weasel and his wife a ferret. They deserve each other.

Semper suprene nitens

Now people you have the

Now people you have the Breck Girl all wrong.  When he wanter to study poverty, he said he went to work for a hedge fund.  So, he want to study, I'll let you fill in the blank here, by having an affair.  It was

Now people you have the

Now people you have the Breck Girl all wrong.  When he wanter to study poverty, he said he went to work for a hedge fund.  So, he want to study, I'll let you fill in the blank here, by having an affair.  It was

Empathy

I feel sorry for Elizabeth Edwards for the loss of her son and her struggle with cancer --- which qualifies me as Obama's SCOTUS nominee --- but the woman married and stayed married to one of the sleaziest, least sincere, and phoniest politicians who ever preened for the public, and that's her freaking problem.

& Don't forget the creepy 'channeler' to dead babies lawyer bit!

There is absolutely no way AFTER he told her that she should have gone through with the presidential campaign!  I think she wanted the power and status as much as he...otherwise why play the supportive wife then and now go around crying victim?????

This comment comes from a proud RWRE!!   It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

About Elizabeth...

Let me state right off the bat that as someone who comes from a family that has had a number of members who have faced cancer, I have enormous sympathy and respect for Elizabeth Edwards for what she has been and is still dealing with every day....My prayers are with her and her children, and I wish them the best in that regard.

That said, I have to admit that I have a lot of trouble with the fact that she agreed to stand by her miserable excuse for a husband, knowing that he had cheated on, lied to and humiliated her. When it became public that she knew what John had done, and yet continued to help him campaign and gave speeches telling voters what a great man he was, what a wonderful president he would be, and that they should vote for him, I lost some respect for her, cancer or not.

As for her book, I have mixed emotions about that. Part of me is happy that she wrote it and is promoting it because this may be her way to get some payback against her scumbag husband. I'll admit, that's a pretty petty and small view. On the other hand, I also think it is an extremely tasteless thing to do to go public with all of this very personal, and I'm sure painful, dirty laundry. If I ever found myself in the same position, I'd die first before I would go public with such information, but that's me. I find myself wondering what compelled her to go public with all this...Is it as simple as looking for pity? She certainly doesn't need the money.

This whole situation is a real mess, and I do feel genuinely sorry for Elizabeth Edwards...She didn't ask for any of what she has had to endure during her life (her son's death, the cancer and the treatment by her husband). I do think however, that this book was a very, very bad idea and I continue to wonder why she felt the need to write it.    

"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan

Great Post!

You said it much better than me. 

Whoa!

I have to say, the tone of this article reads very much like a whacko lefty blog post.  The woman has has lost a child, been diagnosed with cancer 2x and married a genuine POS.  Putting out a book might not have been the best move but it doesn't mean that she should be attacked for it.  Let her take her little book tour, get her15 more minutes of attention and then move on.  I realize there is a double standard here, but, under these facts, you will never win.  It would be better to ignore and move on.  Just my 2 cents.  

Hannity

Just caught Hannity. His panel with Rich Lowery, the liberal Julie
Menin, and lovely conservative firebrand Maria Alonso, actress and
anti-communist (sufficient description?), talked about Edwards. Lowery
said the "National Enquirer did all the footwork, if it had been a
republican the MSM"...you know the rest of the line. The laugher came
when Menin said in reply "But they did, it was on every tabloid
magazine, and in the NYT, it was everywhere!" Every tabloid! Amazing.
All in all it was a very good discussion of Edwards and the woman that
allowed the candidacy of a flawed, deceitful, shyster lawyer. As
Hannity put it, she could have stopped it, Lowery asked the "What if",
suppose this guy had won?

 

jaywl... Yeah, we just

jaywl...

Yeah, we just got done watching it too...

I got sick if Hannity saying how much he felt sorry for her...how many times did he need to repeat that?

Sickening in my opinion...once or twice is enough if that is how you really feel...but on and on he went.

Btw...I listened to the panel too...I was just referring to Hannity here....just wanted you to know that.

 Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Yeah, that preface bit is

Yeah, that preface bit is tiresome and disingenuous...frankly, Elizabeth Edwards' medical condition (like Meghan McCain's weight and Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's Disease) is irrelevant, but is used as an unfair device to create a false impression of moral superiority.  Hannity comes off cowardly, like Chris Matthews (or some other leftist slob) saying how much he supports the troops before slandering them in the next sentence.  Elizabeth Edwards is a professional victim, and little else.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill

Whatever happened to not

Whatever happened to not airing your dirty laundry?  I think if Mrs. Edwards had some specific message to impart besides poor me, it would be one thing.  But I don't see any point.  What has this lead her to?  She hasn't left her husband, but she hasn't forgiven him either. 

Yes she's had a difficult time, but so have many of us.  We simply chose not to excortiate those have hurt us in public unless it serves a higher purpose.

Elizabeth Edwards is a spiteful, overbearing, deceitful,

contemptible person. Her meanness came through clearly in some of the interviews she gave when her lying cheating husband was campaigning for President.

As she introduced her husband at a town hall in Dubuque, Iowa she said: "Republicans should scare us in a lot of ways."

She said this about Mike Huckabee:  Huckabee, "doesn’t believe in evolution and has some nutty views about what it is we should do about ending violence in our inner city — we should make sure all of our young people are armed.  Republicans scare me."

Here is what she said about her neighbor who lives next door to her 28,000-square-foot estate, and who she hadn't met:  "I wouldn't be nice to him anyway," Edwards said in an interview. "I don't want my kids anywhere near some guy who when he doesn't like somebody, the first thing he does is pull a gun out. It scares the business out of me."

Free Republic reports: Edwards views Johnson (her neighbor) as a "rabid, rabid Republican" who refuses to clean up his "slummy" property just to spite her family, whose lavish 28,000-square-foot estate is nearby on 102 wooded acres.

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RF... Let's don't forget

RF...

Let's don't forget ther sabotage with Coulter on the Matthews show either...I don't have a link, but I will never forget it.

She is a real witch....and I am being kind.

Nothing I haven't said before either...she would claw her way to that WH until her fingernails were stripped bare from her fingers to achieve that goal.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

bt - Thanks for the reminder. I completely forgot about her

ambush of Ann Colter on Hardball. Here is one of the many YouTube links on that ambush.

Witch is an excellent description of her. I was going to use bitch in my posting but decided not to.

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"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

RF... Both fit her

RF...

Both fit her perfectly.

Thanks for the link...especially for others who may not know about this...I watched it live....and the big so-called brouhaha afterward, according to msnbc and CNN if memory serves me correctly.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

I call it unhealthy

I am sorry that Elizabeth Edwards has cancer, and that is will probably kill her. But what she calls “Resilience,” I call "stupid." She has spent a lifetime enabling John Edward, so he could treat her badly, not to mention their children, all their friends, and the country.

A show of hands please: who thinks this is the first time John Edwards "strayed" from his marriage vows?

 

“I want to see our party

“I want to see our party lead on the great moral issues –Yes, me a Democrat using that word- the great moral issues that face our country” John Edwards, 2006

 

As much as anything this speaks volumes about the Democratic party.

Its funny I remember when I saw that quote, I thought to myself.. I need to save that one.. It will come up again.. 

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

 

I also believe in Karma in a

I also believe in Karma in a way.

John Edwards has made his fortune screwing doctors and insurance companies, Edwards, along with many many lawyers like him, have made insurance almost out of reach for many.

Meanwhile back at the Edwards homestead, she goes out once again to play the victim to sell books this time. I’m confused.. Do you not..have enough money yet?  Or.. is it some type of therapy?  Or.. is it you are not in the limelight now?  Or.. is it you are just clueless as well as classless.

 

As far as feeling sorry for her, my Dad, and two Grandfathers died of cancer; they had more class in their little fingers then the entire Edwards family.

As far as sounding heartless, I for one am tire of the “oh..You can’t attack her because she has cancer”

Well her having cancer did not stop her and Chrissie of attacking/ambushing Ann Coulter.

Having cancer did not stopped her from running adds against Ann Coulter to raise money, so her wonderful hubby could shaft us like he does so well to the insurance people, doctors, his wife, his mistress, and his neighbors.

Sorry if I sound bitter myself I am, every time I pay my health insurance I think of people like the Edwards family who get rich, at every one expense, and then expect pity for the harvest of the seeds they have sown.

 

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

GALATIANS 6: 7-9  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

 

USA - I just posted similar thoughts on another site.

Having several immediate family members who dealt with the big C with dignity, some surviving, others not, but never once playing VICTIM, I cannot find it in myself to feel the first bit of sympathy for this woman.  She was implicit in this whole sham - I always thought of him as a snake oil salesman, and we now find that she was handling the cash transactions for every slimy sale!

Too bad she couldn't take the kids to her mansion on the sea and live the rest of her days - which could be many - in peace.  Instead she has chosen the trashy tell-all route.  Shame on her! 

What is it about Democrats that they must play the victim?  If Hillary's husband hadn't fooled around on her, she probably wouldn't have received half the votes she ended up with.  I find women like HRC and EE DISGUSTING!

This comment comes from a proud RWRE!!   It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

Two shallow pennies in the toilet

And we just can't flush them down.

Liz apparently got over her upchucking session

long enough to wring some potential cash out of what people with shame would call "dirty laundry."

And, yes, if she was a conservative I would say the same; it is cheap and tawdry to write a book about what should be a private matter.

Empathy and Elizabeth

It is hard for me to have empathy for Elizabeth Edwards.  It's too bad she has cancer, and its a shame she lost her son. But just like her husband she is an exploiter.  She did not have a qualm about riding that cad all the way into the White House.

 I can't help but think of that pre-arranged momment on the Chris Mathews show, when Chris let Lizzie call in to berate Ann.  Coulter can get pretty tough at times but so could little Johnnie.  The time has come for Lizzie to stop playing the victim and skulk away into her 28,000 sq ft home. 

 

Returning home to the

Returning home to the Edwards means driving by their grizzled old neighbor. The one Lizzie can't stand and thinks is white trash. Remember him?? I'd love to see an interviewer get his take on the matter. That would be just to funny.

I liked Edwards

I freely admit that pre-convention, he was my man (not THAT way, clean it up). I was a Dem then...ah, good times. Then I went for Hillary and now cannot stand to see her helping the interlop...er, president... Now I am not a Dem. Darn these people--45 yrs out of the window. Eliz seemed cool--but she is losing it now...She doesn't need the money, so why a book? People are weird. Does anyone else think Oprah looked horrible?

One can feel sympathy for

Elizabeth Edwards' medical issues but IMO she lost any sympathy for being married to a scumbag when she actively worked to get him elected.  She wanted the office as much as he did.

Elizabeth and John

2 slimy peas in a pod.