WaPo Looking for Good Economic News in... the Underwear Drawer?

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It's a cute theory and maybe it deserves brief (pardon the pun) coverage in some other section of the paper, but the front page of the Monday Washington Post?

Readers of the August 31 edition were greeted by a 17-paragraph below-the-fold front page story by business writer Ylan Q. Mui about "What Underwear Says About the Economy."

Mui explains:

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Here's the theory, briefly: Sales of men's underwear typically are stable because they rank as a necessity. But during times of severe financial strain, men will try to stretch the time between buying new pairs, causing underwear sales to dip.

"It's a prolonged purchase," said Marshal Cohen, senior analyst with the consumer research firm NPD Group. "It's like trying to drive your car an extra 10,000 miles."

The growth in sales of men's underwear began to slow last year as the recession took hold, according to Mintel, another research firm. This year, Mintel expects sales to fall 2.3 percent, the first drop since the company started collecting data in 2003.

But the men's underwear index -- or, conveniently, MUI -- may also have a silver lining. Mintel predicts that next year, men's underwear sales will fall by 0.5 percent, and as with many economic indicators, a slowing of a decline can be welcomed as a step in the right direction.

Of course, Mui's story meant that other pieces arguably worthier of front page coverage were pushed further back in the paper, such as:

  • the page A3 placement of a story on former Vice President Dick Cheney's criticism of an Obama Justice department probe into CIA interrogations of terrorist suspect detainees
  • an AP piece published on page A13 about how federal bureaucrats have failed "to disclose their contacts with lobbyists trying to influence how the government doles out money to jump-start the economy"

—Ken Shepherd is Managing Editor of NewsBusters


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→ Thame old Thong

Same thing with the miniskirts in the 60's and those awful granny dresses in the 70's.

OK, it's the same, only different.

We will Barry you! - Russian prophecy

I wonder what the numbers

I wonder what the numbers are on sales of the 'Brief Safe'. I would think they would be up during hard times.

D

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Oh my gosh, DFTT. That's

Oh my gosh, DFTT. That's hilarious. I won't comment on the relationship between "being up" and "hard times". ;)

P.S. Did you want us to write our Congressmen about the brief safe? On second thought, it would just give them somewhere else to hide our tax dollars.

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."

—Margaret Thatcher

So that's what was in Al

So that's what was in Al Gore's famous "package" in the Rolling Stone cover pic!!

mb... You've got me

mb...

You've got me laughing, I was starting to reply to your Jefferson comment, and this popped up instead...

Nevertheless first thought in my mind was now we know what algore meant by his secret 'lock-box'.

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Hey, that looks like my

Hey, that looks like my underwear!  I checked though, and I can't find the secret compartment...

The more skidmarks, the

The more skidmarks, the worse the economy.

Of briefs and men

It's strictly anecdotal, but I think this theory is bunk. I know men who hang on to their old underwear until the waistbands are no longer attached to the rest of the garment. Has nothing to do with the economy. The men I know are just kind of sentimental about their underwear. And so committed to a certain brand that they fear throwing out the old worn pairs in case their favorite brand is no longer available. Remember that the baby boomers are the largest demographic. This would explain the drop in sales at this moment in time. It's just that the number of baby boomer men has reached critical mass. Sort of a tipping point, if you will. Call it the Geezer Index. :)

P.S. Does anyone know where I can get that underwear with the silver lining? Sounds uncomfortable. But the RC's birthday is coming up and it would be a nice token of my affection. Would match his hair.

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."

—Margaret Thatcher

underwear bailout?

Does this mean that we need to give a bailout to hanes, fruit of the loom, and joe boxer now? This story is such BS. Next weeks story from this guy will probably be " Obama's dog: gay or straight?", then pushing American soldiers deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan back to page 12.

As usual, the WaPo is sniffing in all the wrong places...

Sigh!

a slowing of a decline

can be welcomed as a step in the right direction..., or just means that the underwear was so worn and tattered that 95% orf the populatio splurged their $13.00 tax cut and bought a new pair

Didn't you use your bailout?

You used your tax cut? Silly boy.

cash for skivvies

I was waiting for Congress to pass the "Cash for Skivvies" rebate program...,

you take in your old skivvies to be burned..., so no one can recycle them (for environmental reasons)..., and you get $4.50 towards a brand new pair ;-)

 

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I'm not sure what the women wear, however.

Are you saying

The Post's panties are in a clump--is that what you are saying?

Do you mean

The demand for elastic is not elastic?

It's always the other hand.

It's always the other hand.

Actually, I had to go on an

Actually, I had to go on an underwear buying binge because of the economy. I needed a smaller size because I lost my a**... 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Sears and Target?

people outlay 10 bucks for a 3 pack of some skivvies and suddenly all is right in the world? 

Oh yeah, papers are dying because of the internet.

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I saw the debt.

I lost control of my bowels, I threw out my skivvies.

I invested my entire savings in new undies. 

This just in

Dateline: The White House

Robert Gibbs has just announced the appointment of a new czar who will be in charge of monitoring polls for the White House.

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."

—Margaret Thatcher

Look at that picture again, QueenMum

Looks like the new czar is getting checked for a rupture by a tiny doctor.

"Cough . . .cough . . . "

Mica: I thought it might be

Mica: I thought it might be Barney Frank.

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."

—Margaret Thatcher

Great.  Now I'll have

Great.  Now I'll have nightmares for a week.  Thanks so much for that visual.

ACORN will love it...nuts

ACORN will love it...nuts that they are.

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

Of course they're more

Of course they're more interested in Michael Phelps's and Michelle Obama's underwear than in say, Carrie Prejean's.

To each his own I always say.

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

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