Today's Los Angeles Times has a story about freelance comedy writers who get paid for their jokes submitted to late night comics that actually make the cut and air in a monologue. Times staffers Matea Gold and Richard Verrier report that "For some late-night hosts, the laughs come cheap."
But alas, it's actually a violation of labor contracts for late night shows to pay freelancers. What's more, with Conan O'Brien acceeding to Leno's throne in June, the practice is expected to stop altogether for NBC's "Tonight Show."
O'Brien is one of the few late-night hosts to refuse freelance jokes, and East Coast guild officials used his move to privately remind their California counterparts of the prohibition.
"Conan is one of the key players in this industry, and we knew he was pure on this issue," said Lowell Peterson, executive director of the WGA, East. "This was just an opportunity to let the West know that this was a culture that was moving west. We just want to encourage that culture."
Gold and Verrier also noted that the humorists at the decidedly left-leaning "Daily Show" also don't accept freelance jokes. Fortunately for entrepreneurial writers across the fruited plain, we at NewsBusters are not beholden to labor unions and encourage freelance joke writing for our NewsBusted comedy show.
So submit your joke(s) to newsbusted -at- dialognewmedia.com [hyperlink omitted to avoid spam]. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. And even if you don't, you get the satisfaction of knowing NewsBusters and NewsBusted is committed to honoring the freelance writer while making America laugh at the left-wing lunacy in the media.
—Ken Shepherd is Managing Editor of NewsBusters




















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Look for the union label
May 4, 2009 - 11:21 ET by candanceYou can always spot a film made with SAG actors: overpriced admission for the value you get, lots of bells and whistles to make a shoddy product look attractive, and a completely forgettable product you won't even think about using more than once.
And just like UAW members, they are overpaid whiners who blame everyone else for problems in their industry. They think a 90 minute acting job really does deserve 10 million dollars, but a CEO who works 24/7 does not deserve that.
What say Johnny Depp agrees to live on 50K a year so all the other members of SAG can spread his wealth around?
You realize that once you
May 4, 2009 - 19:18 ET by StewMcKinYou realize that once you become a member of SAG, you agree that you will ONLY do union work. You are in violation of your SAG contract if you work on a non-union project. Non union offer no pension, health or welfare insurance, no pay protection...In other words, the entire film and television industry is built on labor unions. Why else do you think so many people are employed the the industry - it sure ain't pride in the work.
→ Dang Stew
May 4, 2009 - 19:20 ET by Cool ArrowI was all set to jump all over your post, but there you go making sense.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Sorry about that.
May 5, 2009 - 11:38 ET by StewMcKinSorry about that.
That's a silly
May 4, 2009 - 19:25 ET by balboaThat's a silly over-generalization.
Union Joke
May 4, 2009 - 12:30 ET by GottafangQ: How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 40. You got a problem with that?
How many Teamsters...
May 4, 2009 - 14:19 ET by Pilgrim1949...would it take to----
*WHACK!*
Owwww...my kneecap....groan....
gf and Pilgrim... You both
May 4, 2009 - 14:30 ET by bigtimergf and Pilgrim...
You both have me laughing...ain't that the truth too!
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Leno / Conan
May 4, 2009 - 14:41 ET by BlondeWho cares?
I miss Johnny Carson.
I hope he fails, too.
American Television archive
May 4, 2009 - 23:12 ET by chesterarAmerican Television archive has some good stuff, too.
Thanks, chester
May 4, 2009 - 23:35 ET by BlondeNice link...I've bookmarked.
I hope he fails, too.
I tried to watch Conan
May 4, 2009 - 15:55 ET by doug1950a couple of times and found him to be the absolute silliest man I have ever seen. NOT funny, just silly, like 13 year old school boy silly, cutting up in study hall silly, acting like a jack ass on the school bus silly. Maybe he should try a few of the freelance jokes because he sucks right now and I predict the Tonight Show going the way of the Dodo bird in record time.
Jokes to NewsBusted
May 4, 2009 - 22:55 ET by chesterarIf we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one.
USD? Deniro?
[rimshot] Cha-Ching!
<hr>Can hear you now Mr. Shepherd, 'Aw geez, what have I gotten myself into, now.