Animal Control Seized a rare species of rat, the Rod Blagojevich, yesterday. As the filthy, disease-infested Rod Blagojevich rat is listed on the Endangered Species List, he will be sheltered in a cage for perhaps the rest of his natural life. Officials hope to mate the Rod Blagojevich rat to extend the species, but have so far only been able to house male Rod Blagojevichs. When asked how this creature should learn to socialize with his fellow captives, an official replied, "Don't drop the cheese".
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
Gov Blagojevich waits for the swat team to respond to his demands before surrendering for a seal on his jail cell that reads 'Office of the Convicted-Elect'
Hey, if it turns out Hussein did a quid-pro-quo for Michelle's board apopintmetns, will Barry put a seal on his cell saying, "Office of the President-NOT!"? I'd pay to see that one...
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
Rod Blago. What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Rod Blago staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So,
help me, God! Yellow eyes!
Lets not put Demo, alias Commiecrats and rats in the same class. Rats have more class and ethics then the Commiecrats ever dreamed about. They don't claim to be something other than what they really are. Secondly, they don't blame their actions on mice or cats, and third, they only show up after hours so as not to disrupt our lives! Commiecrats disrupt our lives just by getting out of bed in the morning!
As police and FBI scoured the city today searching for a notorious Ratfink, he suddenly left his secret lair and appeared cleverly disguised as a Weazel and was ironically spotted hiding behind one of the thousands of Wanted Posters placed around town.
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Rats
December 10, 2008 - 11:11 ET by SeashellI see two rats in that picture!
"You'll...
December 10, 2008 - 11:41 ET by Prester John...never take me alive copper."
Ben the rat is not amused.
December 10, 2008 - 11:19 ET by mizflame98He is an insult to rodents everywhere.
Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration
http://www.despair.com/government.html
Where?
December 10, 2008 - 11:19 ET by MichiganManWhere did I hide that money?
"D-Con" advertisement
December 10, 2008 - 11:22 ET by gregfaheyFor sale to highest bidder:
New D-Con ad campaign. "Get 2 for the price of one!" Limited time only.
D-Con = "Democrat Convict"
Jimmy Cagney's inspiration for...
December 10, 2008 - 11:24 ET by Prester John...his immortal phrase, "You dirty rat"?
Rahmbo said he'd meet me here...
December 10, 2008 - 11:26 ET by Bighead227with his copy of Bill Clinton's Guide to Weaseling Out of Scandals.
Endangered Species
December 10, 2008 - 11:28 ET by fitzfongAnimal Control Seized a rare species of rat, the Rod Blagojevich, yesterday. As the filthy, disease-infested Rod Blagojevich rat is listed on the Endangered Species List, he will be sheltered in a cage for perhaps the rest of his natural life. Officials hope to mate the Rod Blagojevich rat to extend the species, but have so far only been able to house male Rod Blagojevichs. When asked how this creature should learn to socialize with his fellow captives, an official replied, "Don't drop the cheese".
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
City's Effort to Control
December 10, 2008 - 11:29 ET by mattmCity's Effort to Control Rat Population Nets Big One
I wouldn't be in this
December 10, 2008 - 11:36 ET by NBFI wouldn't be in this situation if Obama would have offered me a fair amount from the get-go!
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Boycott Bailout Recipients
Ha Rats my a$$
December 10, 2008 - 11:38 ET by Spinningplates2"No rat ever had hair this cool!"
If that's not photoshopped,
December 10, 2008 - 11:46 ET by SickofLibsIf that's not photoshopped, it's worthy of a Pulitzer.
really doesn't need a caption
December 10, 2008 - 11:59 ET by mom_roxbut the only thing I would want to photoshop would be
DEMOC
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just above the word RATS on the sign.
I was thinking the same
December 10, 2008 - 12:30 ET by SickofLibsI was thinking the same thing!
I see a rat
December 10, 2008 - 11:48 ET by jackie3"Okay, Johnny! Hand me the uzi, I see a rat."
Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
"Who moved my
December 10, 2008 - 11:48 ET by Blonde"Who moved my cheese?"
The Rat-In-Chief is befuddled as the paradigm of Illinois politics (bribery & graft) shifted radically.....and turned into a trap!!!!!!!!!
I'm not a rat turd, I'm a
December 10, 2008 - 11:49 ET by Andrew H.I'm not a rat turd, I'm a governor.
Liberalism is a convenient lie.
Waiting for response
December 10, 2008 - 11:50 ET by Mica the MagnificentGov Blagojevich waits for the swat team to respond to his demands before surrendering for a seal on his jail cell that reads 'Office of the Convicted-Elect'
HAHAHAHAHA
December 10, 2008 - 12:12 ET by littlemissmuffinMica, that is downright hilarious!!! Office of the Convicted-Elect.
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
Hey, if it turns out
December 10, 2008 - 14:38 ET by HockeyKidHey, if it turns out Hussein did a quid-pro-quo for Michelle's board apopintmetns, will Barry put a seal on his cell saying, "Office of the President-NOT!"? I'd pay to see that one...
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
A picture...
December 10, 2008 - 11:51 ET by BKeyseris worth a thousand words.
Biggy Rat
December 10, 2008 - 11:55 ET by Cool ArrowWhere's Itchy Brother with the getaway car. King Leonardo and Odie Cologney will be here any second.
Is that Mike Myers?
December 10, 2008 - 12:00 ET by semolina_filcherSo this is where Mike Myers gets his film inspiration from...Coming soon..Austin Powers 4: Goldigger
Say Cheese!!
December 10, 2008 - 12:04 ET by Ind001Say Cheese!!
→ My buddy Axelrod
December 10, 2008 - 12:05 ET by Cool ArrowMy buddy Axelrod will stick up for me.
Obama's selling me down the river.
durrr...
December 10, 2008 - 12:06 ET by katainkentwhadd'ya wanna do tonight, Brain?
"part of what I'm hoping to introduce as the next president is a new ethic of [government enforced] responsibility" - B. Obama
The same thing we do every
December 10, 2008 - 12:33 ET by SickofLibsThe same thing we do every night, Pinky...
A Christmas Story - Chicago Style
December 10, 2008 - 12:16 ET by Pete-PumaRod Blago. What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Rod Blago staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So,
help me, God! Yellow eyes!
Beam me up
December 10, 2008 - 12:40 ET by littlemissmuffin"Beam me up, Scottie!"
"I can't Cap'n. Haven't got enough power."
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
The biggest Mother Fu*^ing
December 10, 2008 - 12:47 ET by SemperrightThe biggest Mother Fu*^ing rat in Ill. is the new target.
Semper Fi
Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Ned Dolan
pppppppssssssstttttttttt...
December 10, 2008 - 12:49 ET by AJBPPpsssssttttttt... hey mista... wanna buy a senate seat?
Rats and Democ-Rats
December 10, 2008 - 13:03 ET by GeneralAlLets not put Demo, alias Commiecrats and rats in the same class. Rats have more class and ethics then the Commiecrats ever dreamed about. They don't claim to be something other than what they really are. Secondly, they don't blame their actions on mice or cats, and third, they only show up after hours so as not to disrupt our lives! Commiecrats disrupt our lives just by getting out of bed in the morning!
Hmmm
December 10, 2008 - 13:11 ET by cvgbuckeyeI wonder if there are any openings for "Community Organizers"!
Headlines!
December 10, 2008 - 13:18 ET by doug1950As police and FBI scoured the city today searching for a notorious Ratfink, he suddenly left his secret lair and appeared cleverly disguised as a Weazel and was ironically spotted hiding behind one of the thousands of Wanted Posters placed around town.
Psst!!!
December 10, 2008 - 13:28 ET by Pilgrim1949Psst!! Hey, buddy!!
Wanna buy a Senate seat?
In hindsight...
December 10, 2008 - 13:52 ET by Hero Squad"In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have demanded a kickback from the 'Build a Better Mousetrap Society' grant."
....
Is it me, or does he bear a striking resemblance to Stephen King in this photo?
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Hero's "retro" blog. / "People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
U.S. Senate Seat on eBay
December 10, 2008 - 14:00 ET by Hero SquadNow you too can buy your very own U.S. Senate seat on eBay.
The "Senate Seat" picture is perfect!
C'mon, you knew somebody was going to do it!
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Hero's "retro" blog. / "People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
My, my, my...
December 10, 2008 - 14:28 ET by FrenchconnectionMy window of opportunity is shrinking!
Loud Pipes Saves Lives!
You Talkin' to Me?
December 10, 2008 - 14:47 ET by capavAre you talkin' to ME???? Then who the F are you talkin' to?
yeah I got senate seat so
December 10, 2008 - 16:30 ET by smoto66yeah I got senate seat so fresh you can still see the wallet marks in it!
More like...
December 10, 2008 - 16:33 ET by AgentAmericanBlagojevich is looks more like a shaved chimpanzee with a bad toupee. You would more likely see him throw his poop at visitors at the zoo.
2010: A GOP Hill
It needs a caption!?
December 10, 2008 - 16:48 ET by CrashIt needs a caption!?
Rod
December 10, 2008 - 17:03 ET by RukusRod Blagojevich freezes in terror upon seeing Obama's bus outside his home, fails to notice his wanted poster nearby.
"Bri is with Jesus now, we will meet again, just not right now. We love you Bri!"
Governor Blagojevich
December 10, 2008 - 17:57 ET by Roger the ShrubberGovernor Blagojevich celebrated his 52nd birthday like he usually did: by shunning the press and getting a "traficant".
Pest exterminator, Patrick
December 10, 2008 - 23:01 ET by steviep831Pest exterminator, Patrick Fitzgerald, waits patiently as his victim slowly moves towards the rat trap. This one is just too easy.
Mystery solved.
December 11, 2008 - 00:13 ET by mizflame98When did Robert Blake run for Governor of Illinois? Now we know what happened to him after skating on that murder trial.
Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration
http://www.despair.com/government.html
Actually, this is a good advertisement.
December 11, 2008 - 04:42 ET by Michael30If you don't clean up the rats, you have to clean up the "Rat Pellets."
Mike
"Nobody here but us rats.
December 11, 2008 - 06:26 ET by celator"Nobody here but us rats. Go away!"