Is comedian, radio talk show host and blogger Roseanne Barr angling for the ambassadorship to Israel? After all, she has a simple solution to the Israel-Palestinian conflict:
ISRAEL MUST CONCEDE
ALL TERRITORY PRE 1967 AND JERUSALEM TOO, TO A THREE WAY SPLIT UNDER INTERNATIONAL AND VATICAN CONTROL IN ORDER TO AVOID WW3!!!
But wait a minute. The Vatican is administered by the Roman Catholic Church, of which Barr is decidedly not a fan. Indeed, she considers the Roman church, along with black voters and Mormons to be an enemy of the Constitution and every gay and lesbian person in California:
catholic church is a PAC as well-actively campaigning against the constitutional rights of birth control for women, and against child sexual abuse victims being allowed the right to sue their molesters. the pope okayed a new law that adds a statute of limitations that prevent adult victims from the ability to sue the priests that molested them.
But I guess that all pales in comparison to her unbridled hatred for Israel. After all, in the same blog post she denounced the entire Jewish religion as one big political action committee for Zionism.




















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I Kind Of Pity Her.
November 20, 2008 - 18:09 ET by viluzionI mean, seriously, I don't think Roseanne is really a lesbian or a child molester at heart. She is just too annoying to score with guys and has to take what she can get.
Hollywood Czar
November 20, 2008 - 18:23 ET by Gat New YorkWhat we need is a Federal Government Entertainment Czar to get these people more work because they just have too much free time on their hands. A moron with free time is a clear and present danger to national security.
Can't even come up with original ideas...
November 20, 2008 - 18:38 ET by PunditDotComTom Clancy ought to be proud! After all, the concept of a "Vatican Treaty" for the disposition and control of Jerusalem is one of the key elements in the plot of "The Sum of All Fears". Now, if she had explained this in that blog post, there might have been some shred of "connect-the-dots" rationale...but - oops! - that would be asking too much.
Ken, sure hope you don't spend too much time with looking at that "brain-salad" blog - we need you fresh and sharp here, and I'm afraid it may be catching!
Roseanne Barr?
November 20, 2008 - 18:41 ET by heldmyw...Aaaand you're reporting the vomitus of this global, thermonuclear buttmunch on a reputable website, ostensibly dedicated to fighting media bias because...?
If you can Believe it, There is a Buttmunch Family Crest...
November 20, 2008 - 19:08 ET by CapeCodScottButtmunch Family Crest... Who Knew?
www.ScottOnCapeCod.com
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!
CCS...................................
November 20, 2008 - 20:34 ET by BEGRUNTROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
Roseanne...you are really
November 20, 2008 - 18:54 ET by bigtimerRoseanne...you are really desperate to get your screeching voice heard, what's the matter, the other Rose got a new show and you're trying to outdo her?
If I never heard or saw from either Rose it couldn't be soon enough.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
I think we should give the
November 20, 2008 - 19:08 ET by ckc1227I think we should give the Palestinians Roseanne's ass. That should be more than enough territory for them to settle, and they'll never have to wory about invaders taking it away from them.
Careful
November 20, 2008 - 20:42 ET by general companyComputers and liquids dont mix,,,,,heh,heh,ha,ha,ha
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Don't be so sure.
November 20, 2008 - 20:43 ET by zhombreThey would very soon form factions --- Fatah Ass, Hamas Ass --- and commence a civil war, East Cheek versus West Cheek. Soon a "crack" UN peace-keeping would be deployed.
I know she's a doofus and all...
November 20, 2008 - 19:24 ET by Saint ZeroIt's split two ways now, and that hasn't settled anything. How does she think, which may be accusing her of a lot, putting it under the Vatican's control will magically get all those Arabs and Jews to quit shooting at each other?
All I can say is:
November 20, 2008 - 19:31 ET by motherbeltHUH????????
DIETS MUST CONCEDE
November 20, 2008 - 20:31 ET by BlazerDIETS MUST CONCEDE 1111!!!!!11111!!!!
ALL CORNERS OF THE CUBBARD PRE 11/14 WHEN I DECIDED TO GO ON MY LATEST NEW AGE SWAMP ALGAE DIET MUST GET THE FUCK THE F/OUT, AND RESTACK WITH SNACKCAKES, PREFFERABLY SARAH LEE AND HOSTESS. I REFUSE TO BE UNDER JENNY CRAIG AND RICHARD SIMMONS CONTROL ANY LONGER.
IF YOU PUT A BON BON-BON IN FRONT OF MY STARVING RAVENOUS MUG, I CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL NOT PULL BACK A STUMP.(bthanx for caring). BY THE THE WAY, I HATE YOU, CAUSE I'M FAT, AND LIKE TO MUNCH CARPET AND BE MARRIED TO WOMEN AND SHIZT.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
delete
November 20, 2008 - 22:39 ET by motherbeltdelete
wasn't roseanne the first one to say
November 20, 2008 - 20:42 ET by porpoiseboy"GET IN MY BELLY!!?"
"Here comes the orator! With his flood of words, and his drop of reason" Ben Franklin
Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left
If Israel were to cede pre
November 20, 2008 - 20:44 ET by zhombreIf Israel were to cede pre 1967 territory, soon the jackals would cry for Israel to cede pre 1947 territory too.
friends shouldnt let
November 20, 2008 - 20:52 ET by katainkentfriends shouldnt let friends blog drunk.
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friends shouldnt let
November 20, 2008 - 20:57 ET by porpoiseboyfriends shouldnt let friends blog....stupid
"Here comes the orator! With his flood of words, and his drop of reason" Ben Franklin
Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left
If Israel returns to its
November 20, 2008 - 20:53 ET by R D HelmIf Israel returns to its 1967 borders, it will no-longer have the space necessary to maneuver a conventional military force.
That means the Israelis will probably have to resort to the use of nukes should they get in a deep enough bind.
I wonder if that fact ever crossed Rosie's minuscule mind?
-Dave
Did this country just elect Obama/Biden, or was it Soros/Ayers?
rosie's mind
November 20, 2008 - 21:00 ET by porpoiseboyif rosie's mind were released from the thick, lead-lined casing she calls her skull, she would unleash a black hole that would be capable of destroying everything that came in contact with it. talk about pandora's box!
"Here comes the orator! With his flood of words, and his drop of reason" Ben Franklin
Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left
Naked Barr
November 20, 2008 - 20:58 ET by jaywlI just saw a segment with Megyn Kelli and that guy on the Factor (whatshisname) about a court ruling that in Seattle, Left Coast one or all can run, stand, or lounge naked in city parks. What have we come to? But, we could ask Obama to appoint Barr to "Park Supervisor". She could be naked. Her fatass naked body would scare off everyone! Then the nine-year olds could return to a family park, since Barr would leave without a audience.
naked in seattle
November 20, 2008 - 21:03 ET by porpoiseboyeven if i were a nudist.....seattle would be one of the last places i would chose to be publicly naked. there are probably 7 days a year where that MIGHT fly......TALK ABOUT SHRINKAGE!!!
"Here comes the orator! With his flood of words, and his drop of reason" Ben Franklin
Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left
Oh hell no.
November 21, 2008 - 08:20 ET by PopularTechI was having a good day until you put this disturbing image in my mind. Please keap these fantasies to yourself.
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the memories, the pain
November 21, 2008 - 15:44 ET by jazzact13I was listening to the baseball game where she was allowed to make a mockery and travesty of our National Anthem. Fortunately, it was an away game, so my Reds were as far as I know guiltless in that sick episode, and I think the Reds' radio guys had some strong words for that event when it happened.
Since then, as far as I've been concerned, she hasn't been worth the effort, and since she's mostly faded away, she hasn't been missed a bit.
Now, may she either learn wisdom and sense, or fade back to obscurity.
"Thoroughly worldly people never understand even the world; they rely altogether on a few cynical maxims which are not true."
Chesterton, Orthodoxy