Politico Celebrates 'Rahmbonics'

Photo of Ken Shepherd.

Imagine if you will, President Bush or Gov. Sarah Palin saying the following in a sit down interview or a Sunday morning show appearance:

We had a crisis, we kicked it down the can.... These are – just taking those two examples, these are crises you can no longer afford to kick down the can.... The crisis we have here, the American people know we have one and they are ready and willing to start to tackle those problems. You cannot afford now to kick those down the can any longer.

Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann would have their share of guffaws at the gaffe. The Daily Show might use it as a "Moment of Zen" and other broadcast and print outlets would be sure to get their licks in.

Yet neither President George W. Bush nor the Alaska governor said those things. President-elect Barack Obama's chief-of-staff Rahm Emanuel did, much to Politico's delight. Yet rather than heap scorn on Emanuel,  reporter Carol Lee found the Illinois Democrat's "Rahmbonics" endearing, comparing them favorably to beloved baseball icon Yogi Berra's way with words:

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Newly coined Obama chief of staff Rahm Emanuel was on his best behavior during his Sunday show debut this weekend – measured, calm, bi-partisan.

But when it came to the notorious ability of the Illinois political street fighter to mangle the English language – well, let’s just say Rahm hit a touchdown.

Friends and colleagues – particularly in the Clinton White House - have dubbed this phenomenon “Rahmbonics” over the years and on “Face the Nation” and “This Week,” Emanuel engaged in a veritable festival of mixed metaphors.

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But Emanuel's Yogi Berra-style translation of the phrase should come as no surprise to those who know him well. Speechwriters in the Clinton White House, where he was an aide, used to collect choice examples of "Rahmbonics" and post them on a bulletin board. Oftentimes they involved sports.

"He'd say something like you can't kick a field goal in the ninth inning," recalled Jake Siewert, a longtime friend as well as a former Clinton press secretary and longtime admirer of Emanuel’s verbal skills.

Shutting a revolving door was another Emanuel classic. He used the phrase in 1998 to explain a Clinton plan to require states to report illegal drug use among inmates before receiving federal money for prisons.

"We have to slam shut the revolving door between drugs and crime," he told The New York Times.

"We kept tabs on them,” said a former Clinton speechwriter who asked not to be named. “There was a certain kind of admiration in involved in this.”

The mix-ups that made it into newspapers, as opposed to those he blurted out in staff meetings, were the ones that intrigued Emanuel's White House colleagues the most.

Quoting Emanuel-style metaphors even became a game among some members of the Washington press corps.

"You figure if he's quoted in the newspaper he'd given it more thought," said Siewert, adding that Emanuel has a sense of humor about his way with words. "He's pretty well aware of it. I mean he thinks fast and talks fast."

—Ken Shepherd is Managing Editor of NewsBusters


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This is his

"Best behavior?"

Good gravy, I can't wait to see an off-day. And he "hit" a touchdown??

Please, don't try to insert sports lingo if you don't even know what the hell you're talking about.

finerthings

I'm pretty sure Ken was mixing metaphors deliberately. Tongue in mouth, er, cheek so to speak.
: )

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Ah, that would

'Splain that.

At face value, I just ASSume all these *journalists*  are sans wit.

Emanuel is gonna have to up

Emanuel is gonna have to up his game to compete with the Grand Master Curtis Sliwa. For your perusement:

"He kidnaped the Limburger baby." "The Brits kept a stiff upper cheek." "There was no one they could coagulate behind." "Over the fruits and plains." "She was a pretty blond with golden trestles." "He saw his mother being emasculated." "People used to appear here at the drop of a dime." "He suffered from a reclining hairline." "The judge had the unmitigated tenacity to let the criminals go." "The results have tabulated themselves." "I stand up corrected." "I've absconded from sex." "One swell swoop." "The grand jury should return a bill of goods." "They tore their hair out by the socket." "There's a gold lining under every rock." "The flamingos return to Capistrano." "The Irish classic 'Danny's Boy.' " "Your combat boots look voluptuous." "She was dressed in a skimpily clad bikini." "It was as cold as a blast furnace from Canada." "He was a chip off the old shoulder." 

In the world of words

This will be  a great 4 years, Rahmbonics (is that racist?) Biden's Perpetual Gaffe Machine, and the One's ahhh' and Uhhmmm's, Maybe that is how he will pick his administration, by the ability to destroy the english language.

Who was it that said that words mattered?

Yes

It will be racist, unless you're a Dem operative or work for MSNBC. Wait, one in the same. Sorry to be confusing!

 I would love to sit in on

 I would love to sit in on a conversation between Rham & Joe Biden.  That would be quite entertaining.

“I've spoken to all of them that are living.  I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any seances"

 B.H. Obama

Obviously Rahmbore is

Obviously Rahmbore is thinking outside the can.

Or on the can. There's a can in there somewhere. Yes we can? 

If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same...
Yours is the earth and all that's in it...

looking forward

looking forward to Frank Caliendo doing his impression of this guy.  Emmanuel and Biden both, actually.

 

member of the Conservative Independant Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008

 I mean he thinks fast and

 I mean he thinks fast and talks fast.

Yep ....another fast-talker alright. 

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

I Just Want to Know...

...will Obama's teleprompter be sworn in?  After all, it's the only way he can get out a coherent sentence.

...will there be a Secret Service person with a hidden "off" switch for Biden's mike so that he doesn't continue to undermine his new master?

...will access to Emanuel be limited so he can only screw up one TV appearance per day? 

#shakes head#

This is a weird bunch.  Obama can't put together a coherent sentence without a teleprompter bearing someone else's words.  Biden can't put together a coherent speech without saying something that a Republican would be roasted for.  And Emanuel can't put together a coherent metaphor that isn't illogical, irrelevant, or just plain dumb.

Sheesh.  And the left dares to make fun of Sarah Palin's accent?

I'm bashing my head against the wall because it feels so good when I stop. 

Raum Emanuel is the new Karl Rove

Like him or hate him, he is very good at winning elections. He was a huge part of the Dems winning in 06 and was just as instrumental as Axelrod for winning this election.

I believe Mr. Emanuel will soon have his own weather machine.

He had my vote

He's not good enough......

to operate his own "weather machine." Being from the clinton administration, it should be "whether machine."

Wow "Rhambonics"? Isn't

Wow "Rhambonics"? Isn't that borderline racist since Obama is black and well.... eugh, going deep into liberal logic is dirty and convoluted.

However, it will be darkly amusing once Rahm stabs someone in the head or sends them a dead fish or any such nonsense.

Didn't he make up that IDF story about him losing his middle finger to sound more scary?

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ~ Winston Churchill