In an e-mail conversation today with Greg Gutfeld, the Fox News Channel "Red Eye" host pointed out to me that he joked about cannibalism as a solution to environmental woes, and this, mind you, months before Ted Turner came out clucking about how global warming will make us all cannibals.
Some might say Gut is a voice crying in the late night wilderness, but maybe he actually is a prophet. From his July 20, 2007 item at HuffPo (emphasis mine):
Many of our most thoughtful environmentalists are telling us that our planet is facing an unfathomable calamity. The combination of unbridled overpopulation and increasing greenhouses gases puts us on a path to destroy Mother Earth...unless we do something now. [...]
I have examined this problem closely and realize there is a simple answer to this dilemma. If overpopulation and consumption of animals cause major harm to our planet, then we can simply eradicate both threats through cannibalism.
Let's eat each other.
[...]
What I'm talking about is a healing process for the earth.
But in a pot.
With carrots and maybe some spring potatoes.
And really, in order to embrace modern environmentalism, you must reject any exceptionalism about humanity, or any possibility that something good might come from creating more people.
Trivia fact du jour: Gutfeld and MRC/NB's very own Tim Graham were once classmates (fall 1987, National Journalism Center).
Publicity photo of Gutfeld via FoxNews.com
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Braised...
Thu, 04/03/2008 - 17:42 ET by heldmywBraised with red wine, some shallot...little garlic to tone down that "peoply" flavor.
And if you haven't read it lately (or at all) may I recommend this as a model...
A Modest Proposal
For Preventing The Children of Poor People in Ireland
From Being Aburden to Their Parents or Country, and
For Making Them Beneficial to The Public
By Jonathan Swift (1729)
http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html
Heldmyw,
Thu, 04/03/2008 - 18:23 ET by FranksamYou took the words right out of my mouth, which only demonstrates my late father's view. " The more things change, the more they stay the same."
Thanks for your literary reference to Swift.
Red Eye is one of the best shows on FOX
Thu, 04/03/2008 - 20:27 ET by PopularTechWhy they have this show come on at 3am I have no idea. This should be on right up against Leno and Letterman.
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PopularTech...
Fri, 04/04/2008 - 00:45 ET by danybhoyYou are exactly right, this show should be on earlier, it is my favorite show because of the fact that Red Eye is maybe the most politically incorrect show on cable news. The reason that Gutfeld & company can be as raunchy as they are is that they are on when they are on. Everything about this show is about controled insanity, which is why I love it...
...& if you disagree with me, then you are worse then Hitler.
"Some of us are wise, some of us are otherwise" Mark Levin
PT: Why they have this
Fri, 04/04/2008 - 02:01 ET by tracheostomyPT: Why they have this show come on at 3am I have no idea.
That dude at 00:28 shaking his head? Yeah. Right with ya there buddy.
-PJ
"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07
And if this was a left
Thu, 04/03/2008 - 21:34 ET by Not-Steve-DoocyAnd if this was a left leaning person who said this, you'd be all up in arms about how its cruel and insensitive that the liberal media liberally allowed him to voice his liberal nonconformist viewpoint? But if someone on Fox said it, it's all a-ok and a hilarious joke?
Sarcasm vs. Belief
Thu, 04/03/2008 - 21:52 ET by PopularTechIf you don't understand the difference between Gutfeld's sarcasm and Ted Turner's belief in what they were saying you need to find a different website to read.
Is this supposed to be an oxymoron? "liberal nonconformist viewpoint" ...or are you just trying to be like Gutfeld?
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Soylent Green
Thu, 04/03/2008 - 23:55 ET by JWFDon't forget the soylent green movie and/or book out predicting all of us by decades.
Except I think it was population outgrowing the food supply, but hey when it comes to wacky doomsday scenarios, it is all the same, population bomb, global warming, ice age, we're all gonna get aids, 2008 greater greatest depression, SARS!, etc.
JWF...
Fri, 04/04/2008 - 00:52 ET by danybhoySo the only thing missing is a guy with a sandwich board sign saying the world is coming to an end. The only difference between the guy I mentioned & the "intellectuals" who promote the impending doom you mentioned is my guy with the sandwich board sign has more time on his hands.
"Some of us are wise, some of us are otherwise" Mark Levin
Researchers: Sun is Not the Cause of Global Warming
Fri, 04/04/2008 - 01:48 ET by tarunkjuyalScientists in the U.K. have reported evidence that further refutes one theory of global climate change.
In the heated debate over global warming,
there is an opposing idea, called the cosmic ray theory, which contends
that climate change is simply caused by cosmic rays coming from the sun.
However,
researchers at Lancaster University reported in the Institute of
Physics journal that there has been no correlation between solar
activity and the Earth’s climate.
Reference: - http://lifeofearth.blogspot.com/2008/04/researchers-sun-is-not-cause-of-global.html
These "researchers" can't
Sun, 04/06/2008 - 14:18 ET by NL207These "researchers" can't be serious. They are going to laughed out of town on a rail. This study says exactly the opposite. Which is correct? Comon sense ought to tell you that.
tarunk
Sun, 04/06/2008 - 14:27 ET byisn't your article a coorelation between cosmic rays and cloud cover? Cloud cover seems to be too differcult to model as their effect depends on day/night over-land/over-sea precipitation/no-rain etc, The effect of clouds varies
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