ChiTrib's Eric Zorn Hails Earth Hour, Compares to Religious Fast

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Chicago Tribune columnist/ blogger Eric Zorn is a liberal, but from what I'm familiar of his writing, he's not a cartoonishly goofy one. So at first I thought his post today -- Coming out of the dark on Earth Hour -- was a bit of an April Fool's joke. But reading and re-reading it, it became clear to me Zorn was being serious, even as he invoked quasi-religious language to describe his joy in observing the sanctimonious green gimmick (emphasis mine):

Earth Hour was so cool.

I was surprised.

During the buildup, it all sounded a bit earnest to me — reproachful and grim.

[...]

But I went along, open-minded guy that I am.

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A little before 8 p.m. we went from the attic to the basement making sure all the lights — even the computer monitors — in our house were off. We lit the dining room with a veritable funeral parlor of candles and set out a dinner that my son Alex, 18, and a friend had prepared.

It was a feast for the senses. The lack of artificial light made us extra sensitive to everything — each other, the food, the aromas, the sounds. It also caused us to realize how many lights we routinely keep burning in unoccupied rooms while we eat.

The front hallway. The living room. The kitchen. Nothing indulgent or luxurious about that. Just wasteful.

Religions have long recognized the value of brief, symbolic privations such as fasts, temporary dietary restrictions and periods of silence and isolation.

Such acts are supposed to remind you of what you take for granted, not make you feel guilty. They’re to open your eyes, not rap your knuckles.

[...]

Maybe Saturday’s sense of energy consciousness will linger and we’ll start flicking off lights in empty rooms and shaming those who illuminate just for the sake of illumination.

But even if not, I hope this turns into an annual rite of spring, not just in volunteer cities, but everywhere.

I hope Earth Hour becomes a huge secular holiday, one when nearly all of us pause wherever we are to give thanks to Thomas Edison and to go on a little photon fast that sharpens our appreciation of the incandescent and fluorescent bounty of modern life.

How cool would that be?

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—Ken Shepherd is Managing Editor of NewsBusters


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ooooh, I like that phrase:

ooooh, I like that phrase: "Green Gimmick." I'm going to use that if you don't mind. :-)

Everyone should post there

I did though I do not know if it will get posted or not. : )

The Anti 'Man-Made' Global Warming Resource

Tombstoning

 "The marks the line beneath which no more "I'm a proud energy pig nyahh nyahh!" morons will be post." -Zorn

This was the last post on the page as of 2:47pm central time.  I wrote a thinly veiled sarcastic note about how his censorship will defeat the double-plus-ungood Conservatives but he's clearly fed up with the abundance of people who are calling him on this silliness. 

How dare we disagree?!?  

Cuppa coffee says I don't see my post either. 

When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.

Zorn doesn't like me

"Nothing excited me more then to hear of this "Earth Hour" celebration. It gave me a chance to circuit test every outlet and light in my house for the full hour. For the test, I attempted to see if I could trip the main breaker by turning everything on and plugging in everything I could find. While I left my wife to monitor that test I took the opportunity to check the performance of my 12MPG van of which I playfully nicknamed "Carbon 1". I first filled her up with high octane premium fuel and took her out for a high speed run on the Atlantic City Expressway, she performed beautifully! I made it back in time to learn that the circuit test was uneventful and my circuit breakers held up fine. What a FANTASTIC Earth Hour! I am looking forward to next year and many other great ways I can use the hour "efficiently". I have only the founding fathers to thank for these freedoms bestowed to me during "Earth Hour". Long live The Constitution!"

ZORN REPLY -- A proud waster of energy cites the Constitution. Selfishness AND ignorance all in one neat package. Thanks for visiting!

The Anti 'Man-Made' Global Warming Resource

Crime wave or population increase?

Ken,

Any reports on looting or a crime increase when the lights went out? It seemed the other day, some NBer's were worried on the state of the local criminals taking advantage of the self-imposed blackout. Anything?

We should be worried about the liberal environmentalist baby boom in 9 months. Maybe the conservatives could find a way to fight the huge population increase by urging more abstinence programs for their teenage daughters.

Syrius

"...the dire consequences to society when people begin to believe that by
renaming someone to erase their humanity opens the door to the
devaluation of everyone's life..."-dscott

 

Thanks syrius... You

Thanks syrius...

You almost had me on that one.

Happy April Fools Day to you too! 

"Abstain from McCain"

Just another Lights Out

Just another Lights Out Liberal.

Like they need to prove it.

Presumably he was wearing the official Liberal/Lefty/Regressive-Progressive T-Shirt..

"My lights are out... but nobody noticed, maaan."

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

Here's an idea for you Libs

Instead of an hour, try a whole day...maybe a week...maybe a month.

If you really want to make an impact, try something significant, not just an hour.

[ Seems to me just another Lib feel-good-that-I-did-something nonsensical undertaking. Nothing truly accomplished except that liberals can pat themselves on the back thining they did something that will make a change. ]

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

LK -- it cannot be

LK -- it cannot be emphasized enough to lights out liberals, there's a fast, simple way for them to eliminate their emission of the colorless, odorless gas Carbon Dioxide...

STOP BREATHING.

That's a win-win because it satisfies both parties... the sane like you and me, and the mental enviros.

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

I find it humourous.

Jack,

The patients of the Asylum always agreeing with each other on their sanity and always whinging on and on about the "mental" ones on the outside of the walls. When are you going to sh*t on the floor again, Jack?

Syrius

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."-McMurphy

"Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a sh*t on the floor?"-McMurphy

 

Syrius...

What was the point of Earth Hour and what did it actually accomplish?

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

A message.

LionKing,

It's called raising consciousness. Good press, bad press...it's working. You, me, and the rest of this bunch are continuing the conversation. The more press, the better. You can continue to bash the "Green Movement", it only it gives it more life and longevity in the media. Apathy is the destroyer of all religions. So if you think the Green Movement is a religion of sorts, keep up the good work and fan the flames!

Syrius

"...the dire consequences to society when people begin to believe that by
renaming someone to erase their humanity opens the door to the
devaluation of everyone's life..."-dscott

 

Geez Syrius ... you take yourself too SERIOUS

Get a grip. You presume too much.

Just because I do not believe in AGW does not mean that I do not believe in conservation and recycling. Typical liberal.

[ Awfully defensive. ]

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

Right on! No worries!

LionKing,

Phew...thanks for settin' me straight, I thought you were serious. Here's a better perspective on what we all do-

http://www.theonion....

Syrius

Hmm..

"it became clear to me Zorn was being serious"

Somehow, I was able to catch a little tongue-in-cheekiness there...maybe that as just me.

More evidence

that AGW is the new religion,,,,with Gore as its "Prophet".

how pathetic...

Happy Trails...

EXACTLY...

 Army Brat,

You are exactly right, Al Whore is the prophet of the religion of Global Warming/Climate Change. However, Al Whore is really happy about his profits from being the prophet. Always follow the money.

 

"Some of us are wise, some of us are otherwise"  Mark Levin

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes

Ken, thank you for providing the link to provide my "Earth Day Memories" to the ChiTrib website.  I'd like to invite anyone else here to do the same. 

In Gaia,

-"Harmonic" 

When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.

"How cool would that be?"

Put down the bong, hippie.

Open minded delema

Eric Zorn said that he is an "open minded guy." The problem with being open minded is that anyone can put something in it. Who knows what that will be? Being "open minded" is being lazy, they don't want to take the time to evaluate what is being put their, so anything goes. You don't want to be a dumping ground for anyone's and everyone's ideas, you'll end up with a junk yard.

I was on a Delta flight

I was on a Delta flight yesterday and I pulled their magazine out of the seat pocket. The whole issue was devoted to "Earth Hour" and being "Green". It was just loaded with tips on how much carbon would be reduced if everyone just stopped doing this, that, or the other thing for "an hour" a year. I thought about how many trees would be saved and carbon emissions would be cut if they hadn't produced the stupid magazine this month...

Chris -- phew -- thank

Chris -- phew -- thank goodness nobody reads those airline mags then. Errr, except you!

Think of all the trees that die to produce enviro propaganda that isn't even read. It's a crime I tells ya.

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

Jack,I didn't read any of

Jack, I didn't read any of their eco-chic foolishness. I flipped pages while making derisive snorts. :)

Sorry, repeat post.

Sorry, repeat post.

I happily invite the

I happily invite the flea-infested hippie retreads who embrace these smug token gestures to man up.  Instead of throwing your one-hour tantrums, try living that way around the clock.  If it's so important to "cut back", by all means, do so.  Meanwhile, leave the rest of us who make America work alone so that we can continue to make America work.  An added bonus is that we get to laugh at the likes of NBC, the Chicago Tribune and these "enlightened" actors who effectively cannibalize their own businesses in the name of "going green". 

fitz, if MSNBC really wants

fitz, if MSNBC really wants to go green they should go say, a month without any hair dryers for anchor. Sorry, Mika, it's the price you have to pay for the planet.

But Ken, if NBC had banned

But Ken, if NBC had banned blow dryers for empty-headed anchor types, we never would have been graced with the "brilliance" of Tom Brokaw!  Would somebody please think about the children? :-)