*sniff sniff* Oh nooo my carbon footprint is destroying the world *sniff sniff* By breathing in and out I'm tearing our world apart! *sob sob*.

The best way to stop so-called-man-made-global warming and our country's so-called-carbon-flippin-footprint is to have all newspapers everywhere shut down. That should be what Hussein Obama and Clinton should espouse. No more newspapers anywhere. They help destroy forests and they are just thrown out after being read for a few hours. Newspapers are worthless and take up too much in our landfills.

So this is a challenge to the Seattle P-I: stop printing your paper and help "save" the planet. And while you are at it you uber-liberal morons, stop breathing and eliminate your carbon emissions for good.

You support the troops by supporting the mission! If you don't support the mission, have the guts to say you don't support the troops.

........my part. When I start my car on really cold mornings, I let it warm up only nine minutes instead of the usual ten. I'm feeling better about myself already.

paying someone NOT to do anything is actually making them pay for our "mistakes". Oh, those unfortunate people, they're suffering by having to accept our free money for nothing.

Jeebus Crike....

The fact that the MSM so easily and enthusiastically accepts the whole premise of these types of issues is what astonishes me.

We're already paying people like Ted Turner farm subsidies for the land he owns, now I should pay some more people?

Oh, and my carbon quotient was 93 for a two person household.

The last time I checked.....I wasn't green. I haven't ever been green (even on St. Patty's Day), and I don't plan on being green anytime in the future.

Let the tree huggers pedal their generators to light their CFB (Compact Fluorescent Bulb) at night...or sit in the dark when the sun goes down....Maybe they can hear my music and movies playing in the background....hehehe.

I know....let's all burn candles to light and heat our homes. Welcome back to the 19th century......

...carbon is on everyone's mind."

Uh, no it's not.

If the greenies are really getting their panties in a knot they should just kill themselves. 

No more carbon footprint, and you save the planet for the appreciative native peoples of the third world.

What about you? Are you trying to reduce your carbon footprint? And how are you doing it?

I bought a GTI. . .     Volkswagen Golf GTi Mk5 saves the planet

The "green" movement is the Communist movement. It is the enemy- it is a jealousy of the West determined to cripple us economically so that they can step in and "save us".

They call themselves "progressives" but there is NOTHING progressive about Communism.

I'm going to make it a point to "offset" Algore. I'm gonna have a nice Romeo & Julietta Robusto stogie, followed by a nice steak on my grill (lots of charcoal), a bonfire in the evening and then another cigar.

When you factor in the increase in world population and the rising energy use of the developing nations taking my cardboard to the curb for recycling and eating organic apples ain't gonna amount to squat to save the planet.  We're all doomed so let's party like there's no tomorrow.

I TRIED to reduce my carbon footprint. I really did! I told my boss that I was reducing my office hours from the usual 9 1/2 hours a day to no more than 5 as that will reduce the amount of non-renewable energy my work activities consume, and that will reduce my carbon footprint considerably. I also told him that I wouldn't work any more overtime for the same reason.

He told me that he's proud of my efforts and that he wants to help so he was thinking about firing me and eliminating my foot print in the office altogether.

Well, I guess it's needless to say that my carbon footprint wasn't reduced even a single shoe size.

I'm a size 11, what about you?

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

I'm taking the news seriously, especially this global cooling thing, which looks a little more realistic than Al's Gorebal Warming thing.  So I'll keep pumping that CO2 into the atmosphere, as fast as I can, trying to keep those CO2 levels high, so the earth will stay warm.  Hey, we may just get a chance to prove Al Gore correct, and drill for more oil at the same time.

Democrats: Stuck on Stupid since 2000.

"...carbon is on everyone's mind. The more carbon we emit, the more the
Earth's atmosphere heats up. And that, as we all know, is a bad thing."

This is disgusting. It makes me recall a rant from one of the "teachers" at my former high school after a student had the audacity to question his declaration that "short-sighted, greedy, capitalist idiots are killing the planet": "These are the facts, damnit! Little differences and fake scientists bought by oil companies can't change the truth that we're killing the planet! If you don't see this, you're either stupid or naive." I'd already given up on learning anything from that quack, but I had to have a little fun at his expense after that. One of my friends recorded all of her class lectures (probably still does), so I borrowed the recording and disected his rant in an anonymous letter which got distributed to the whole department. I never did find out if he got in trouble over that, though...

www.rhjunior.com Great comics with a hefty dose of Christian and anti-nutjob goodness.

"With your mind as high as Mt. Fuji you can see all things clearly. And you can see all the forces that shape events; not just the things near to you." -Miyamoto Musashi

Liberals are always trying to fix problems when they are usually the ones who broke it in the first place.

Case in point. They want to reduce the CO2 emissions that result from the generation of electricity but they also were the ones who killed the nuclear power industry and fight any attempt to build hydroelectric dams.

Real fur comes from animals -- fake furs are petrochemicals.

They want to grow vast amounts of additional corn for ethanol but corn requires lots of irrigation -- and the attendant electricity to run the water pumps, distill and transport the ethanol, etc. (Not to mention that the Midwest is headed into a prolonged drought period.)

As the price of corn for ethanol increases, farmers are taking dormant land out of soil conservancy programs.

In the article, one of the the greenies who were gushing about carbon footprint labels and local food was adorned with an Armani handbag and probably headed to buy some Perrier and imported brie.

As for locally produced food, good luck on growing oranges and avocados in Minnesota.

Finally, isn't it odd that whenever greenies get together to kvetch about global warming, it usually involves a long plane ride to the warmest places on the planet. Conferences are held in Bali and Rio, usually in the dead of winter in the Northern hemisphere (well, except for Al Gore in the middle of a snowstorm)...

How convenient, er... or is that inconvenient...

We only got a 63? I demand to be up there with Al. 

I think I'm going to go do it for Al. See what he gets.

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT