Blogger/Poet Rosie O'Donnell Praises Dan Rather in Verse

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Update below

Heavens no
Say it ain't so
She's bloggin' yet again
Ms. Rosie O., aka Ro
On Dan Rather, her tragic friend:

yes
it has to shift
dan rather
saying there is a man behind the curtain
that he will not pretend
at one time being a journalist meant something
when we had a free press in this country

when we didnt try to dumb down
america
fast food
crap

it will kill u
in the end

that's just an excerpt
xcuse me i burped
darn hot pocketz

But seriously, for more of our Rosie coverage from the NewsBusters archives, check here.

Update (15:35): The more I think about Rosie and Dan Rather and assorted mental cases, the more I'm convinced of how awesome it would be if you guys e-mail me your Rosie O'Donnell-based parodies of "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"

All the better if they're YouTube videos with you performing the parody.

If I like what I see, it just may make a follow-up blog post. Just send it along to managingeditor.newsbusters -at- gmail -dot- com.


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Ode to Rosie O

Ode to Rosie
Ode to Dan
Two mental morons
With a liberal plan

Just scream real loud
Just be insane
Blame it on Rio
Anything in America's name

Ode to the dumb downed
In inhaling one too many joint
By their own words
They prove the dumb down point

Ode to the free rant
Ode to the free coup
Goodbye Dan and Rosie
God's Bye to you.

LC

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

I am sincerely confused. Is

I am sincerely confused. Is she saying Dan Rather will kill u?

"In the long run, we are

"In the long run, we are all dead." John Maynard Keynes

Why is Rosie complaining about the dumbing down of America? If that hadn't happened, she and her kind would have no audience for their natural organic fertilizer.

"...at one time being a journalist meant something..." Yes, it did. We, at one time, could depend on journalists to try and tell us the truth instead of being a mouthpiece for you marxist/socialists. Editorialists, on the other hand, have always pushed their partisan agenda in whatever medium they worked.

"...when we had a free press in this country..." And, we don't today? When the New York Times can print information that impairs our national security during a time of war without being charged with treason? When alleged people like you can spout the most stupid conspiracy crap like 9-11 was a huge conspiracy by the United States Government? When so-called news outlets, such as CBS can slander an incumbent President with obviously forged documents in an attempt to influence an election, with no penalty from the government?

Rosie, you still are sufferning from chronic and acute rectal-cranial inversion.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan

oh my god... this sucks

oh my god...

this sucks so bad...

its like...

shes not even trying...

and likely...

never has...

 

I can't stop

I can't stop laughing!

Please...you're killin' me here...this isn't really real is it?

ROFLMAO!

yes the bloom is off

yes

the bloom is

off the Ro ...

the wilted

droopy remains

of a manic depressant

and the petals fall

nobody hears petals falling

zuzu's petals?

auntie em ... auntie em

baby don't fear the reaper ...

That was simply beautiful!

That was simply beautiful! You go, girlfriend!

 

Rog... LMAO Glad Ken S.

Rog...

LMAO

Glad Ken S. found something to lighten the day with....hehehee 

Okay Ken!

A big thank you for the laugh after a particularly tedious Monday.

What the h*** is this....haiku by the dim bulb?

when we didnt try to dumb down
america
fast food
crap

Really, this is just too funny on so many levels.

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

ur welcome blonde u really

ur welcome

blonde

u really are

snack time! cheetos and twinkies!!!!

 

Thanks again, Ken

ur a grate guy

u fergot the adult bevridge! 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

I would bet she wrote this

I would bet she wrote this while eating a Big Mac

Free,

I'm guessing large pizza with extra-extra cheese.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

I wonder

I wonder

How Rosie Feels

about

Achmadinnerjacket's revelation

that

there are

no homosexuals

in Iran?

 


http://www.breitbart.tv/html/5960.html

Hey ckc.... Great

Hey ckc....

Great question!

LMAO!

We all know he loves all our enemies. 

Rosie's doing the emo/goth

Rosie's doing the emo/goth 14 year old high schooler thing. Everyone hates her because no one understands*.

* - As a matter of fact, no one cares.

Yes... Thank you!

 Normally Ken I do not give a good gosh dang about what that overhyped, overpaid, waste of space says but she has outdone herself with this one... it doesn't even rhyme! 

She and her ilk are on a sad little ship where they all stick up for each other when their lies and rants are brought to the light as just that.  Bull. 

She probably has Dan as her top friend on MySpace. 

P.S.  Nice rhyme in there too!  ROFLMAO!

 If you don't stand behind our troops; please feel free to stand in front of them!

What's more dangerous to

What's more dangerous to Rosie O'Donnell:

1) Rosie O'Donnell with access to an all-you-can-eat buffet

2) Rosie O'Donnell with access to a computer

 

1) Paramedics will eventually haul her off

2) Men in white coats will eventually haul her off

 

 

 

I just wish someone would

I just wish someone would haul her off.

BT, I think her career is

BT,

I think her career is pretty close to needing the publicity of a check-in at some celebrity clinic. Maybe they won't haul her off, but one way or the other, she'll have to go...

Chris... I think you are

Chris...

I think you are more than correct...

Bigtime!

Just can't be soon enough for me...Lord I am tired of her. 

Chris,

Ah, I don't know which is more dangerous to Rosie, but the other patrons around the buffet are in immediate danger of being crushed to death as Rosie lunges for that last slice of coconut cream pie.

That there would be your basic public health hazzard. 


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Dave... LOL... That's

Dave...

LOL...

That's bad...really really bad.

Sad thing is a peron could envision the scenario with her.

Dave, To quote Mr. T, "I

Dave,

To quote Mr. T, "I pity the fool" - who would try a maneuver like that. :)

PLAGERISIM !!

I think she stole that from Mya Angelu.....

or maybe some disturbed third grader in West Undershirt, Idaho.

Oh, I see Rosie.  It's

Oh, I see Rosie.  It's America's fault that you're obese and that a fraud anchor was thrown out on his self-important a**. 

Roses are Red, ...

Rosi has read...

  Dan Rather's "Boo-hoo"....

    You can't make this up ....

       The Guard papers aren't true.

___________________________________ 

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber

stuck in her 7th grade angst

"...crap"

Indeed, Rosie.

Liar, Liar, pants on

Liar, Liar, pants on fire,

Fire can't melt steel.

I mourn at Danny's funeral pyre,

I know those fakes were real.

And nine one one, was all for show,

It was an inside deal.

That's all for now, I gotta go,

It's time for my next meal.

Love,

Rose-O

 

 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).