By K. Daniel Glover (Bio | Archive) November 6, 2008 - 21:33 ET
As his days in the White House wind down, Barney is getting a bit snippy, literally, with the reporters who have made life miserable for President Bush. Today the Scottish terrier bit Reuters reporter Jonathan Decker.
Good for Barney. That reporter ignored all the signals Barney was sending. Flat ears, then ears pointed to tail - sure sign that all that baby talk was annoying the dog. Then the guy had the audacity to put his hand in Barney's face. Idiot!
never put your hand palm-first to an animal - they consider it an attack. You should offer the back of your hand for them to sniff and determine if you will be allowed any closer.
A quick hand to the head of a dog who does not know you, as this guy did, is a BIG NO-NO!
The best way to get dogs to quit eating turds is to sprinkle laundry detergent on them. Hey Jonathan, cover your eyes....
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
When asked for comment, Barney replied... "Once you get past the stink, it tastes like chicken."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
It's been a whole year since I was last bitten by a dog. I surely don't recall making as big of a deal of it as this so-called reporter. "ooohh I got bited by the Pwesident's DOGGY!!!!!" freakin pansy!
I sure hope Barney recovers from the psychological trauma of having a scum-sucking bottom feeder dare to try touching him!
"Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." - Winston Churchill
Two heartwarming stories today - Barney biting a Liberal reporter and Scott Pelley getting roughed up in China. May be the only good news we get in the next 4 years...
You mean you'd like to see that reporter's pants ripped at the crotch and Barney running down the hall with the reporters' d**k in his mouth, stopping only to tear it to shreds like some sort of all beef weiner?
My prom date's family owned an Irish Wolf Hound. That was one big, mean dog. Any time I was around they made sure the dog was around.
Too bad the Bushies don't have one of those to talk to reporters.
Did anyone else notice Barney lapping his toungue afterwards like he had tasted something disgusting? My dog does the same thing if he eats a nasty tasting insect.
Will Barney be investigated by the state of Ohio Feds? Not Barney the Gay congressman, we know he's probably gonna get a total pass. Barney the Dog. Will the Ohio Feds dig into his history to see if he is obeying the law?
Will they check to see if he has a real license?
Will they check to see if he is licensed in D C and Texas?
Will they check to see if he took proper care of puppies he sired?
Will Spike Lee approve of him because he's black?
Will they check to see if he is a real dog?
It is important for the Ohio Feds to continue to cooperate with the MSM, and inform them of important news they really need to get out to the public.
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Zeus, Apollo, patrol!
November 6, 2008 - 21:37 ET by RiharWho's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes you are!
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
I seriously hope they have
November 6, 2008 - 21:39 ET by BlazerI seriously hope Barney doesn't contract rabies from that reporter.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
sadly
November 6, 2008 - 21:40 ET by RiharJust think of where that poor dog will have to lick to get the taste of reporter out of it's mouth.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
Re:I seriously hope they have
November 7, 2008 - 04:58 ET by spiffHopefully he has gotten his rabies vaccination (the reporter).
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It's not what they say it is!
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Barney bit that nasty
November 6, 2008 - 21:46 ET by TN MomBarney bit that nasty vermin reporter. Quick, someone call a vet!
Barney
November 6, 2008 - 21:50 ET by TheAssessorThat's one small nip for Barney,
One giant bite for mankind..
It's America, not Omerica
And he did just what 99.9999%
November 8, 2008 - 21:20 ET by Cape Conservativeof us have wanted to do!!! Thanks, Barney!!! Good Boy!
His bite is bigger than his bark
November 6, 2008 - 21:50 ET by dboToo bad Barney wasn't a pitbull.
What address do I use to
November 6, 2008 - 21:54 ET by MichelleCWhat address do I use to send Barney a big T-bone? What a good dog!
Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July. Democrats believe every day is April 15th ~ Ronald Reagan
BARNEY BUSH...
November 7, 2008 - 09:16 ET by danybhoy1600 Pennsylvania Ave ; Washington, D.C. 20500
Send him a "Rush Pack" from Allen Brothers Steaks.
"...it's still We The People, Right?" Megadeth
Barney for Pres 2012
November 6, 2008 - 21:57 ET by iiiireaderI like that kind of take no prisoners hard biting attack on those liberals.
They should have thrown a
November 6, 2008 - 21:58 ET by BlazerThey should have thrown a porkchop in his pocket and watched him run around the around the rose garden a few times. That would have been Rovian.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Since Rove left the WH,
November 6, 2008 - 22:00 ET by stratmanSince Rove left the WH, only Cheney and Barney know how to properly deal with a Lib approaching with their hand out looking for something.
No way was this dog trained by one of the Bush's.
Wonder if.....
November 6, 2008 - 22:29 ET by sshuffield70Barney got a thrill up his paw?
Good
November 6, 2008 - 22:32 ET by iveseenitallBarney did what the President's "friends" should have done long ago. Good dog!
NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal'
Good for Barney. That
November 6, 2008 - 22:32 ET by soulpileGood for Barney. That reporter ignored all the signals Barney was sending. Flat ears, then ears pointed to tail - sure sign that all that baby talk was annoying the dog. Then the guy had the audacity to put his hand in Barney's face. Idiot!
EVERYONE knows you
November 8, 2008 - 21:25 ET by Cape Conservativenever put your hand palm-first to an animal - they consider it an attack. You should offer the back of your hand for them to sniff and determine if you will be allowed any closer.
A quick hand to the head of a dog who does not know you, as this guy did, is a BIG NO-NO!
GOOD BOY, BARNEY! Take a bite for me ;-)
The best way to get dogs to
November 6, 2008 - 22:36 ET by JerryThe best way to get dogs to quit eating turds is to sprinkle laundry detergent on them. Hey Jonathan, cover your eyes....
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Rule #1 for People & Dogs.
November 7, 2008 - 01:07 ET by JWF1. Never touch a strange dog.
a. unless you have permission from the owner.
The proper way to approach a strange dog is with the back of your hand, at his eye level, and then let him come to sniff you.
This man obviously does not have the common sense God gave ferns. Image I just walked up and put my hand up your nose, you would probably bite me too.
Sincerely,
a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.
When asked for comment,
November 6, 2008 - 22:40 ET by JerryWhen asked for comment, Barney replied... "Once you get past the stink, it tastes like chicken."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Barney Frank a dog? I
November 6, 2008 - 22:45 ET by semolina_filcherBarney Frank a dog? I thought he was a "purple" dinosaur?
It's the Media Networks
November 6, 2008 - 22:49 ET by TN MomIt's the Media Networks fault: If they would put a muzzle on their reporters, Barney wouldn't have to bite 'em.
GOOD boy, Barney!
LMAO...Good Boy
November 6, 2008 - 22:55 ET by bigtimerLMAO...Good Boy Barney...now come get your cookie!
I love a dog that has some of my Scottish heritage!
This is a good one to end the night with ..have a good one all.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
I Wish Barney was a German Sheppard!!!
November 6, 2008 - 22:57 ET by TheSterThat Would NOT have a FINGER he bit...
...and IT Would NOT Still BE ATTACHED!!!
Ster.
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
So let me get this straight...
November 6, 2008 - 23:06 ET by MightyMouth...some dumbass reporter is blaming Bush for something? Ok.. what's next?
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Good Boy!
November 6, 2008 - 23:16 ET by Saint ZeroI hope he didn't catch anything.
The Dog I mean.
New York Times - newspaper trained
November 6, 2008 - 23:18 ET by ShanghaiRayObviously Barney has been reading the NYT while he's taking a piss on it...
Any chance Olbermann can meet Cheney's lab for a date?
November 6, 2008 - 23:33 ET by Lame CherryThat is the problem with little dogs in they just don't take the pound of flesh.
Bush 43 needed something like a Plott, Chessie or German Shepherd to put the worry on that reporter.
I would suggest Vice President Cheney invite Keith Olbermann over for an interview and let his lab retriever chew on Olbermann and give the KO a KO.
It would be a wonderful fitting gift to Mr. Cheney's supporters in seeing his dog feed on Mr. Olbermann's butt. It would make great YouTube watching.
Kudos to the Scottie, just bite higher and hold on longer next time where the squirrels would Barney.
agtG
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HaHaHaHa!!!!
November 6, 2008 - 23:54 ET by Georgiesomeone give that dog a big juicy steak! that liberal tofu meat must taste awful!
Funny - the White House
November 7, 2008 - 00:13 ET by HermanoFunny - the White House doctor told Barney the same thing...he is going to have to be on antibiotics for a few days.
Always look on the bright side of life...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0
Poetic justice at its best.
November 7, 2008 - 06:53 ET by cocodriePoetic justice at its best.
It's been a whole year
November 7, 2008 - 07:01 ET by dmntd1It's been a whole year since I was last bitten by a dog. I surely don't recall making as big of a deal of it as this so-called reporter. "ooohh I got bited by the Pwesident's DOGGY!!!!!" freakin pansy!
I sure hope Barney recovers from the psychological trauma of having a scum-sucking bottom feeder dare to try touching him!
"Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." - Winston Churchill
Next Time Bite his N*ts!
November 7, 2008 - 07:30 ET by ChasvsToo bad Barney didn't do an Obama on this jerk!
W has taught him well!
Good Boy! Barney!
November 7, 2008 - 07:34 ET by c5thenI hope "W" gave him a treat when they got inside.
LOL....couldn'ta happened to
November 7, 2008 - 08:24 ET by motherbeltLOL....couldn'ta happened to a better guy!!
Yeah Barney!
November 7, 2008 - 08:03 ET by RJWallTwo heartwarming stories today - Barney biting a Liberal reporter and Scott Pelley getting roughed up in China. May be the only good news we get in the next 4 years...
Toooo Baaadddd
November 7, 2008 - 08:16 ET by Tom in NCToo bad Barney's not a Great Dane and about eye level to that reporters crotch, I would have paid a weeks salary to see that bite happen.
Wow, Tom in NC
November 7, 2008 - 08:21 ET by Mica the MagnificentYou mean you'd like to see that reporter's pants ripped at the crotch and Barney running down the hall with the reporters' d**k in his mouth, stopping only to tear it to shreds like some sort of all beef weiner?
Tsk tsk ;)
YOU BET!!!!
November 7, 2008 - 12:27 ET by Tom in NCSince you described it that way, why not.
Looks like Barney has a
November 7, 2008 - 08:26 ET by msh1973Looks like Barney has a little Pit Bull in him...good for him.
Too bad
November 7, 2008 - 09:22 ET by Copperhead RidgeMy prom date's family owned an Irish Wolf Hound. That was one big, mean dog. Any time I was around they made sure the dog was around.
Too bad the Bushies don't have one of those to talk to reporters.
Did anyone else notice Barney lapping his toungue afterwards like he had tasted something disgusting? My dog does the same thing if he eats a nasty tasting insect.
Hey! Is there a connection there?
Will Barney be investigated.....
November 7, 2008 - 10:04 ET by badcleatsWill Barney be investigated by the state of Ohio Feds? Not Barney the Gay congressman, we know he's probably gonna get a total pass. Barney the Dog. Will the Ohio Feds dig into his history to see if he is obeying the law?
Will they check to see if he has a real license?
Will they check to see if he is licensed in D C and Texas?
Will they check to see if he took proper care of puppies he sired?
Will Spike Lee approve of him because he's black?
Will they check to see if he is a real dog?
It is important for the Ohio Feds to continue to cooperate with the MSM, and inform them of important news they really need to get out to the public.
Good boy! Doggy treats for you!
November 7, 2008 - 11:39 ET by Matthew Vadum—Matthew Vadum is Editor of Organization Trends and Foundation Watch, two monthly newsletters published by Capital Research Center
Wonder how long
November 7, 2008 - 12:30 ET by sevenseasI wonder how long that poor dog had to lick his testicles to get the taste of reporter out of his mouth?
Finally!
November 7, 2008 - 13:08 ET by CrashFinally ... a conservative with teeth!
Barney should schedule some seminars
November 7, 2008 - 14:56 ET by Tom in NCTo teach conservatives aggressive techniques and how to draw first blood
We've found a new VP!
November 7, 2008 - 15:47 ET by GreenhornetPalin / Barney, 2012
Man bites dog!
November 7, 2008 - 16:16 ET by CrashMan bites dog!
Good Doggy
November 7, 2008 - 16:19 ET by OhmingMaybe Barney was going for the "Milk Bone". Nah, it's a liberal reporter, its all soft news.
For the firt time ever the
November 7, 2008 - 17:50 ET by smoto66For the firt time ever the dog in this case will be the one facing rabies shots!
BARNEY BUSH 2012!
November 8, 2008 - 11:25 ET by mister josephBARNEY BUSH 2012!
§ No!! Barney / Palin 2012!!!
November 8, 2008 - 11:32 ET by TheSterBush can't run again!!!!
Sox the Cat...Maybe....Clinton Administration....demo-CAT!!!
Ster.
I am a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.
Barney better get tested for
November 9, 2008 - 13:51 ET by winston smithBarney better get tested for HIV quick!!